The DVD ensemble came today and it was absolutely WONDERFUL! The
pictures were all beautiful - and what you did with them is just
amazing. Is that what you do for a living? Craig has some really
nice toes too - or were those yours a hanging in the air about that
para sail boat? It was kinda hard to tell for sure - but Craig was
the one you saw in most of them scenes.
I feel obligated to send you a small token of my appreciation in
return. I'm not sure what that's a gonna be yet. Did you get a copy
of "The Passion of the Christ" from the local Wal-Mart yet? That's
something no home should be without - truly. But I am really
grateful.
I'll try to be extra nice to you from now on since you brung such
beauty into my home.
Thank you - and God bless you -
Even if you don't believe in Him no more -
Love always -
Lurlean Tucker
> Dear Curtsybear -
>
> The DVD ensemble came today and it was absolutely
> WONDERFUL! The pictures were all beautiful -- and what
> you did with them is just amazing. Is that what you do for
> a living? Craig has some really nice toes too -- or were those
> yours a hanging in the air about that para sail boat? It was
> kinda hard to tell for sure - but Craig was the one you saw
> in most of them scenes.
READERS: One never knows *what* sort of nonsense M-F
is going to spew... and chances are she wasn't
referring to me with that "Craig" reference above. (Hell, she
hasn't even tried to debate me since the last time I made total
dog meat of her in here, a few weeks ago.) But just to keep
the record straight... nothing she's talking about above has
anything to do with me. Just to avoid any possible confusion.
-- Craig Chilton <xana...@mchsi.com>
(REAL name and e-mail address, lest any bigot wrongly
think I'm hiding behind an a alias. The "alias," above,
is designed to be a visible MESSAGE, each time I post.)
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INSIGHT on our Warmonger-in-Thief ---
http://homepage.mac.com/webmasterkai/kaicurry/gwbush/dishonestdubya.html
AND...
http://www.blackboxvoting.org/
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ALSO worth a look:
http://anon.newmediamill.speedera.net/anon.newmediamill/pledge_acc/index.html
And... here's what happens to people like you & me:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/05/21/antiwar.soldier.ap/index.html
However, the same rules don't apply to the "Elite:"
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> > Dear Curtsybear -
> > The DVD ensemble came today and it was absolutely
> > WONDERFUL! The pictures were all beautiful -- and what
> > you did with them is just amazing. Is that what you do for
> > a living? Craig has some really nice toes too -- or were those
> > yours a hanging in the air about that para sail boat? It was
> > kinda hard to tell for sure - but Craig was the one you saw
> > in most of them scenes.
> READERS: One never knows *what* sort of nonsense M-F
> is going to spew... and chances are she
wasn't
> referring to me with that "Craig" reference above. (Hell, she
> hasn't even tried to debate me since the last time I made total
> dog meat of her in here, a few weeks ago.) But just to keep
> the record straight... nothing she's talking about above has
> anything to do with me. Just to avoid any possible confusion.
And here I thought you sent her a fabulous little pornographic video
to perve over and she was thanking you so nicely. :-)
Moira, the Faerie Godmother
LOL!!!! Makes me wonder who DID...? Maybe I'm not the only
"Craig" out here who has her number.
Nope, that's my hubby she's referring to. You two get a bit
conflated by name in this froup sometimes...
>> And here I thought you sent her a fabulous little pornographic
>> video to perve over and she was thanking you so nicely. :-)
Well, it does show some fucking, but only between two butterflies.
> LOL!!!! Makes me wonder who DID...? Maybe I'm not the only
> "Craig" out here who has her number.
I'm pretty certain her number ain't hard to have.
--
"Look at that Hollywood tramp Zsa Zsa Gabor. She's had NINE
husbands... Her sister Eva ... had FIVE husbands and died while
a shacking up with another man. Joan Collins has had five husbands.
Is it any wonder these tawdry actresses have mostly queer fans."
-- Lurlean Tucker
What? Like we're the only ones not owed back alimony?
Cause I was the one playing with the fun camera. Glad it arrived
well and that you appreciated it. Knowing no good deed goes
unpunished, I was a bit apprehensive.
> I feel obligated to send you a small token of my appreciation in
> return. I'm not sure what that's a gonna be yet. Did you get a copy
> of "The Passion of the Christ" from the local Wal-Mart yet? That's
> something no home should be without - truly. But I am really
> grateful.
Yep, we got it. Tell you what you and your church could do.
Howabout actually translating all that gibberish they were speaking
into a an english transcript. I've seen what the shorthand-subtitle-guys
do to perfectly good dialog to make it show up and be readable and
I'm pretty certain that in at least one scene that Jesus fellow
was saying somethings they forgot to put at the bottom of the screen
for us english readers. Especially during his S&M scenes.
> I'll try to be extra nice to you from now on since you brung such
> beauty into my home.
And butterfly-porn!!!
--
When a man lacks wisdom his mind is always restless, and his senses
are wild horses, dragging the driver hither and thither. But when he
is full of wisdom, his mind is collected, and his senses become tamed
horses, obedient to the driver's will. --The Upanishads
>>>>> Dear Curtsybear -
>>>>>
>>>>> The DVD ensemble came today and it was absolutely
>>>>> WONDERFUL! The pictures were all beautiful -- and what
>>>>> you did with them is just amazing. Is that what you do for
>>>>> a living? Craig has some really nice toes too -- or were those
>>>>> yours a hanging in the air about that para sail boat? It was
>>>>> kinda hard to tell for sure - but Craig was the one you saw
>>>>> in most of them scenes.
>>>> READERS: One never knows *what* sort of nonsense M-F
>>>> is going to spew... and chances are she wasn't
>>>> referring to me with that "Craig" reference above.
> Nope, that's my hubby she's referring to. You two get a bit
> conflated by name in this froup sometimes...
Ah. I was wondering. That clears that up.
>>> And here I thought you sent her a fabulous little pornographic
>>> video to perve over and she was thanking you so nicely. :-)
> Well, it does show some fucking, but only between two butterflies.
ROTFL!!! Wouldn't have surprised me if even *that* had offended
her, loon that she is.
>> LOL!!!! Makes me wonder who DID...? Maybe I'm not the only
>> "Craig" out here who has her number.
> I'm pretty certain her number ain't hard to have.
Yeah. I think that pretty much everyone in here recognizes M-F
as one of Usenet's biggest laugingstocks.
>--
>"Look at that Hollywood tramp Zsa Zsa Gabor. She's had NINE
>husbands... Her sister Eva ... had FIVE husbands and died while
>a shacking up with another man. Joan Collins has had five husbands.
>Is it any wonder these tawdry actresses have mostly queer fans."
> -- Lurlean Tucker
>What? Like we're the only ones not owed back alimony?
-- Craig Chilton <xana...@mchsi.com>
(REAL name and e-mail address, lest any bigot wrongly
think I'm hiding behind an a alias. The "alias," above,
is designed to be a visible MESSAGE, each time I post.)
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Every time a person supports bigotry in public, and presents NO
relevant FACTS to back his/her stance in behalf of a loathsome
agenda against individual liberties and human rights, that person
has -- ironically -- further **damaged** the cause he/she supports.
And every time a fair-minded and sensible egalitarian opposes
such a bigot, publicly, and **presents** relevant FACTS that are
damaging to the bigot's agenda, that TOO is an additional nail in
the coffin lid of the agenda, and a push of that casket CLOSER
to the Drain of Extinction -- its well-deserved ultimate destination.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
INSIGHT on our Warmonger-in-Thief ---
http://homepage.mac.com/webmasterkai/kaicurry/gwbush/dishonestdubya.html
AND...
http://www.blackboxvoting.org/
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ALSO worth a look:
http://anon.newmediamill.speedera.net/anon.newmediamill/pledge_acc/index.html
And... here's what happens to people like you & me:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/05/21/antiwar.soldier.ap/index.html
However, the same rules don't apply to the "Elite:"
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> READERS: One never knows *what* sort of nonsense M-F
I ain't no MF you idiot! My name is Mother Lurlean Tucker and I'm a
Child of God. You'll suffer in hell for a making fun of my good name.
> is going to spew...
Absolutely none - that's what sort. I only preach the Holy Gospel.
> and chances are she wasn't referring to me with that "Craig" reference
> above.
No I wasn't. I was a referring to Curtsybear's Craig - not you. And
we've already been over this twice before - Craig Chillblain. A
person with normal intelligence could tell that from the context. Who
died and left you at the center of the universe? If anybody did -
rest assured you'll be sucked up by the nearest black hole in no time.
Some people finds the experience pleasurable I'm told.
> (Hell, she hasn't even tried to debate me since the last time I made total
> dog meat of her in here, a few weeks ago.)
You ain't NEVER made dog meat of my holiness you bum! You just
babbled and spattered about nothing and maybe convinced a few demented
losers that you was eloquent. You don't fool me! Besides - most of
what you yak about is political anyways. We actually agree on a lot
of that stuff - even though sometimes I think you got your head in the
sand even deeper than old Booger Picking Bill Baker. Let's get
serious for a while - if that's possible for you in your dotage
Im-Ho-Tep. You and me both know that George W. Bush ain't cut out to
be the president of so much as a dry cleaning chain. The trouble is -
almost half this country is so poorly educated and so cut off from the
facts about world politics that they actually think he's competent.
That's the danger YOU got to deal with on account of your candidate is
a little too wobbly to convince Middle America that he can pull this
country out of the DEEP rut it's in right now - a rut that's only a
gonna get deeper.
It's people MY age that's a gonna spend the rest of our lives a
digging our way out of W.'s deficit. And what is ALLLL this nonsense
about Viet Nam? The war in Viet Nam was an embarrassment for this
country way back when - just like that fiasco over in Iraq is a gonna
be an embarrassment for this for the NEXT thirty years.
What this country needs is an absolute monarchy with a Black Queen
that will re-unite Church and state and purge the nation of deviants
and weirdo's - including all illegal immigrants. Sexual deviants will
be admitted to cleansing camps and restored to normalcy. The rich
will be plundered and their wealth redistributed among the worthy.
The White House will be painted Black and true justice will prevail.
Otherwise the chaos will only increase and spread. Mark my words -
and vote for Mother Holiness as your Black Queen.
> But just to keep the record straight... nothing she's talking about above
> has anything to do with me.
You were VAIN to think it did.
> Just to avoid any possible confusion.
Wouldn't you have to have brain surgery to guarantee that?
I'll pray for sinners that wants to be saved -
Reverend Mother Tucker
God's Shining Light in a Thoroughly Wicked World
>> READERS: One never knows *what* sort of nonsense M-F...
> I ain't no MF you idiot! My name is Mother Lurlean Tucker...
...aka, M-F, to all who read your hateful and bigoted swill.
> ...and I'm a Child of God.
IOW, the equal of EVERY other person on earth, in that regard.
> You'll suffer in hell for a making fun of my good name.
Do you hear me playing the violin, while you say that?
>> ...is going to spew...
> Absolutely none - that's what sort. I only preach the Holy Gospel.
You spew hate-SWILL. It's clearly all you're good for.
>> ...and chances are she wasn't referring to me with that "Craig"
>> reference above.
> No I wasn't. I was a referring to Curtsybear's Craig - not you.
As everyone in here, myself included, has been aware for a
couple of days now. You really need to keep more up to date.
>> (Hell, she hasn't even tried to debate me since the last time
>> I made total dog meat of her in here, a few weeks ago.)
> You ain't NEVER made dog meat of my holiness you bum!
True -- since there's NO "holiness" in your case to *make* dog
meat of. However, I make dog meat of YOU every time we come
in contact in here. You have NO FACTS going for you. Zip. Zilch.
None. Nada. So you're EASY to dismember in a debate. ESPEC-
IALLY since you're a bigot.
<swiill-flush>
> You just babbled and spattered about nothing and maybe
> convinced a few demented losers that you was eloquent.
ROTFL!!!!! "...that you WAS elequent," illiterate loser?
> You don't fool me!
Right. Fools like you are fools to BEGIN with.
> Besides - most of what you yak about is political anyways.
> We actually agree on a lot of that stuff...
A bigot AGREES with me on something? Gee -- maybe I'd better
take a second look at that. Anytime a bigot agrees with me, I've
probably made some sort of mistake. :)
> You and me both know that George W. Bush ain't cut out to
> be the president of so much as a dry cleaning chain. The trouble is -
> almost half this country is so poorly educated and so cut off from the
> facts about world politics that they actually think he's competent.
> That's the danger YOU got to deal with on account of your candidate is
> a little too wobbly to convince Middle America that he can pull this
> country out of the DEEP rut it's in right now - a rut that's only a
> gonna get deeper.
Except for your mildly-disparaging view of kerry, that paragraph
may just be the first SENSIBLE one I've seen from you.
> It's people MY age that's a gonna spend the rest of our lives a
> digging our way out of W.'s deficit. And what is ALLLL this nonsense
> about Viet Nam? The war in Viet Nam was an embarrassment for this
> country way back when - just like that fiasco over in Iraq is a gonna
> be an embarrassment for this for the NEXT thirty years.
Right again. You're on a roll. THIS time, for once, a GOOD one!
> What this country needs is an absolute monarchy with a Black
> Queen that will re-unite Church and state and purge the nation of
> deviants and weirdo's - including all illegal immigrants.
AWWwwww. And you were doing so WELL for a few moments.
there. Then you had to go and BLOW it. (Ever heard the story about
the "Attaboys" and the "Awshits?")
> Sexual deviants will be admitted to cleansing camps and restored
> to normalcy.
CLUE: Most of the people that YOU consider to be
"sexual deviants" already ARE normal.
> The rich will be plundered and their wealth redistributed among
> the worthy.
Ah. Welcome back to the USSR. (Hell, even THEY were smart
enough to abandon that tripe!)
> The White House will be painted Black and true justice will prevail.
Yep. You're still a complete loon.
> Otherwise the chaos will only increase and spread. Mark my words -
> and vote for Mother Holiness as your Black Queen.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Don't bat your head TOO hard against
those rubber walls.
> [IRreverent Mother-Fucker
> Satan's Pawn in a Decent World]
-- Craig Chilton <xana...@mchsi.com>
(REAL name and e-mail address, lest any bigot wrongly
think I'm hiding behind an a alias. The "alias," above,
is designed to be a visible MESSAGE, each time I post.)
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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Every time a person supports bigotry in public, and presents NO
relevant FACTS to back his/her stance in behalf of a loathsome
agenda against individual liberties and human rights, that person
has -- ironically -- further **damaged** the cause he/she supports.
And every time a fair-minded and sensible egalitarian opposes
such a bigot, publicly, and **presents** relevant FACTS that are
damaging to the bigot's agenda, that TOO is an additional nail in
the coffin lid of the agenda, and a push of that casket CLOSER
to the Drain of Extinction -- its well-deserved ultimate destination.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
INSIGHT on our Warmonger-in-Thief ---
http://homepage.mac.com/webmasterkai/kaicurry/gwbush/dishonestdubya.html
AND...
http://www.blackboxvoting.org/
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
ALSO worth a look:
http://anon.newmediamill.speedera.net/anon.newmediamill/pledge_acc/index.html
And... here's what happens to people like you & me:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/05/21/antiwar.soldier.ap/index.html
However, the same rules don't apply to the "Elite:"
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> ...aka, M-F, to all who read your hateful and bigoted swill.
Do you think that's the right way to debate? All's you do is call
your opponent a buncha ugly names. They just reveal YOUR personal
nastiness and hatred - and not nothing about my goodness and virtue -
which are known in True Houses of God all over the country.
> IOW, the equal of EVERY other person on earth, in that regard.
No. This world is pretty much under Satan's control now. Truly Godly
people like me is few and far between. Most people serves the devil
nowadays with their lack of True faith, their greed, their small
mindedness and most of all their deviant sexuality.
> Do you hear me playing the violin, while you say that?
There won't be no violins in hell - nor any kinda music to soothe your
AGONY'S. There won't be nothing but the rattling of red hot chains
and the sound of torment for your offering abuse to a True Woman of
God and our Holy Church too!
> You spew hate-SWILL. It's clearly all you're good for.
I don't preach no hate at all. I preach love, mercy, peace, healing,
redemption, restoration and re-orientation straight from the Word of
God - the Word by which your kind will be JUDGED one day soon and
found seriously a wanting. Then you'll get God's two thumbs down and
begin your agonizing journey thru eternity. There's still time for
you to repent - but not much. Act now or lose all.
> As everyone in here, myself included, has been aware for a
> couple of days now. You really need to keep more up to date.
You really need to work on your memory's. We got at least one lesbian
here with repressed memory syndrome. Now we seem to have a
fornicating bum too. I've had to tell you about Curtsybear's Craig
THREE times now. Who knows how long you'll recollect this exchange.
You can't seem to help a rejecting my True Wisdom.
> True -- since there's NO "holiness" in your case to *make* dog
> meat of.
I am TOTALLY holy and a DEVOUT Woman of God. You're just a foul
mouthed bitter old fornicator.
> However, I make dog meat of YOU every time we come in contact in here.
Then why am I still a preaching and still a winning converts for
Christ? HUH? HUH? HUH?
> You have NO FACTS going for you. Zip. Zilch. None. Nada.
You may reject the Word of God now - but when you stand before your
Creator on Judgment Day - you'll regret every doubt you EVER had about
its Sacred Truth.
> So you're EASY to dismember in a debate.
Too bad you FAILED every time! You just get a buncha deviants and
weirdo's to agree with you on account of they hope John Kerry - a
Roman Catholic in hot water with his "church" already - will legalize
queer sham marriages. If he does that, you can expect more WRATH from
Almighty God!
> ESPECIALLY since you're a bigot.
I ain't no bigot. I'm a Missionary of the Gospel Truth.
> <swiill-flush>
Swiill? My preaching is ALL Gospel!
> ROTFL!!!!! "...that you WAS elequent," illiterate loser?
I ain't illiterate. I write several hundred words every day. I'm now
a regular columnist for the "Kingdom Come!" Holiness newsletter.
> Right. Fools like you are fools to BEGIN with.
The Bible says you'll BURN in hell for a calling me that!
> A bigot AGREES with me on something? Gee -- maybe I'd better
> take a second look at that. Anytime a bigot agrees with me, I've
> probably made some sort of mistake. :)
I'm sure you make a dozen new one's every day of the week. The first
one is that I ain't no bigot. I preach and teach the Gospel Truth.
The second is that this country is in deep doodoo and if you ain't
careful we're a gonna have for more years of darkness in the Bush.
Who knows whether we'll all survive that? Who are you a gonna call
when Iran gets the bomb?
> Except for your mildly-disparaging view of kerry,
kerry huh? Well - he is stuck in the groove when it comes to Viet
Nam. He is wishy washy on a lot of issue's. Half his support is the
"anybody but Bush" crowd. He is in trouble with his "church" and with
God Almighty over his stance on the murder of living fetuses and the
rights of sexual deviants to recruit and mock marriage. He's cold and
distant and his wife's got a big mouth - which is a lot better than
that simpering Laura Bush I grant you - but then look who she married
and what it did to her! In spite of all that I'd take him any day
over George W. Bush. Our Holy Church has officially declared Dick
Cheney a man of sin and can't nobody in the Church show him any kinda
support by a voting for him OR his running mate.
> that paragraph may just be the first SENSIBLE one I've seen from you.
No. It's just the first sensible one of many thousands that you're
failing mind has been able to comprehend completely.
> Right again.
Just like always.
> You're on a roll. THIS time, for once, a GOOD one!
Please send money.
> AWWwwww. And you were doing so WELL for a few moments.
> there. Then you had to go and BLOW it. (Ever heard the story about
> the "Attaboys" and the "Awsh*ts?")
You mouth is almost as foul as Dick Cheney's. No wonder Satan got a
hold of his daughter so easy and turned her all queer so quick.
> CLUE: Most of the people that YOU consider to be "sexual deviants"
> already ARE normal.
I'm a talking about queers, pain freaks and foot lickers mostly - but
also anybody that makes or consumes porn.
> Ah. Welcome back to the USSR. (Hell, even THEY were smart
> enough to abandon that tripe!)
Poor Blacks and whites must be given equal opportunity with their rich
EXPLOITATIVE white and Oriental brethren. They need to be paid
reparations.
> Yep. You're still a complete loon.
Theocracy is the only thing that can save this country from utter
collapse. We've lost God's blessing on account of all of them sick
homo's in high places.
> ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Don't bat your head TOO hard against those rubber walls.
The sex deviants will be treated inside rubber rooms. I will go on a
preaching and a teaching in God's Church - n a country where the
borders are finally secure, where the liquor stores and bars all have
been closed and our long oppressed Black brethren will rule from the
Black House in Hickeyton.
How can you POSSIBLY call the world decent? It's full of vice and
wickedness. The cure is absolute Theocracy. The Lord is our TRUE
King!
I'll pray for scum like you -
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
A True Christian FULL Gospel Witness
>xana...@mchsi.com (GOOD RIDDANCE on Nov. 2nd to Dishonest
>Warmonger-in-Thief G.W. Bush!) babbled more bitter nothings in message
>news:<415b0456...@netnews.mchsi.com>...
>
>Do you think that's the right way to debate? All's you do is call
>your opponent a bunch of ugly names.
You do the same to us. Why is it OK for you to be insulting,
but you can't take it?
>There won't be nothing but the rattling of red hot chains
>and the sound of torment for your offering abuse to a True Woman of
>God and our Holy Church too!
Then you had better repent your sins. Those chains are going
to be pretty hot on your skin.
>We got at least one lesbian here with repressed memory syndrome.
Who? I thought I was the only lesbian who answers your posts.
I guess you could be talking about Anne, although she hasn't been
around for a while.
>I am TOTALLY holy and a DEVOUT Woman of God.
No, you aren't. You give Christians a bad name with your lies.
>Then why am I still a preaching and still a winning converts for
>Christ? HUH? HUH? HUH?
Name one convert you have gotten by posting here.
>> So you're EASY to dismember in a debate.
>
>Too bad you FAILED every time!
Is that why we keep pointing out your lies and you keep coming
back for more. We have caught you in so many lies, but you still
refuse to admit the truth.
>> <swill-flush>
>
>Swill? My preaching is ALL Gospel!
The Gospel According to Satan, maybe.
>The second is that this country is in deep doodoo and if you aren't
>careful we're going to have for more years of darkness in the Bush.
She's right on that. That's why I am campaigning for Kerry.
>kerry huh? Well - he is stuck in the groove when it comes to Viet
>Nam. He is wishy washy on a lot of issue's.
I can't see why you don't support Bush. You both are so
convinced you are right that you can't see everything collapsing
around you.
>Poor Blacks and whites must be given equal opportunity with their rich
>EXPLOITATIVE white and Oriental brethren. They need to be paid
>reparations.
Then why aren't you giving all your money to them? Why aren't
you working to educate them (so they can get better jobs)? Opening
homeless shelters where they can get a warm, dry place to sleep?
>n a country where the borders are finally secure,
Oh, so you plan on posting border guards every few feet so no
one can sneak between them?
>where the liquor stores and bars all have been closed
That was tried in the 20's. It led to the rise of the Mob.
>The cure is absolute Theocracy.
And everyone will leave the country. You won't have enough
people to patrol the borders. You will have no influence in world
events. Heck, I doubt you'll have enough people to keep the White
House painted.
Bard Kesnit
>> ...aka, M-F, to all who read your hateful and bigoted swill.
> Do you think that's the right way to debate?
Why not? YOU seek to DENY full access to **equal**
rights to millions of Americans over the TRIVIALITY of their
sexual orientation. Which makes no more sense than it would
to try to discriminate against a person based on eye color or
handedness.
A BIGOTED loon like you deserves NO respect, so I'm
showing you precisely the amount of respect that you deserve:
None!
If you ever OUTGROW your immature and hateful bigotry, and
decide to join the human race, THEN you'll earn my respect. But
you'll never have it as long as you spew hate. As long as you do
that, you'll engender no more respect than did the equally loathsome
segregationists, 40 years earlier... who ALSO didn't give a rat's ass
for the well-being and equality of millions of people, and
descriminated against them over a TRIVIALITY.
> All's you do is call your opponent a buncha ugly names.
**ACCURATE descriptors** of you, every single time, with the
sole exception of the "M-F" designation I use with you (since it
was too good an opportunity to resist. Of course, I **could**
dispense with that any time, and then INSTEAD start applying to
you ALL of the accurate descriptors that are consistent with your
mindless bigotry...)
> They just reveal YOUR personal nastiness and hatred --
Wrong. They reflect my RECOGNITION of *your* personal
nastiness and hatred, as as long as you continue to be a bigot,
you will DESERVE to be called on that.
<bullcrap-flush>
>> IOW, the equal of EVERY other person on earth, in that regard.
> No. This world is pretty much under Satan's control now.
Shall we all start playing the theme to "The Twilight Zone" at
this point, nitwit?
> Truly Godly people like me is few and far between.
If sociopathic YOU are supposed to be an example of a "Godly"
person... thank heaven for THAT! The fewer and farther, the better.
> Most people serves the devil nowadays with their lack of True
> faith, their greed, their small mindedness and most of all their deviant
> sexuality.
ROTFL!!!!!!!! "Deviant sexuality." You are a JOKE!
>> Do you hear me playing the violin, while you say that?
> There won't be no violins in hell -- nor any kinda music to soothe
> your AGONY'S.
Whether or not there are violins there won't make any difference
to me, since I won't be seeing the place. ACTUAL Christians never
do, you know. And IF your bigotry *is* hiding an actual Christian
underneath, then you clearly are one very DELUDED Christian.
> There won't be nothing but the rattling of red hot chains
> and the sound of torment for your offering abuse to a True
> Woman of God and our Holy Church too!
One thing for sure -- you are FUNNIER than hell !!
>> You spew hate-SWILL. It's clearly all you're good for.
> I don't preach no hate at all.
Ah. So you're THAT brainwashed and deluded, huh? Now you
claim that you're NOT a socioathic and hateful bigot toward millions
of people over TRIVIALITES that aren't even any of your business?
Sorry, M-F, but you constantly PROVE otherwise.
> I preach love, mercy, peace, healing, redemption, restoration
> and re-orientation straight from the Word of God...
...and hateful and loathsome BIGOTRY? (Ever heard of the
"Attaboys" and the "Awshits?" ONE "Awshit" will cancel out a
THOUSAND "Attaboys." It's what made the segregationists who
were SEEMINGLY worthwhile otherwise, as ultimately respectable
as a pile of fresh moose turds. And the same is true of *your*
bigotry.
> - the Word by which your kind will be JUDGED one day soon and
> found seriously a wanting.
Nope. Since "my kind" has accepted Jesus. Thus, the only thing
to be determined will be whether or not I deserve to receive any
*rewards* up there. Per the Bible, those CAN legitimately be earned
by works, here on earth. (I wonder what He will give YOU for spewing
vile hatefulness against millions of people? A pile of fresh moose
turds, maybe?)
<redundancy-flush>
>>>> ...and chances are she wasn't referring to me with that "Craig"
>>>> reference above.
>>> No I wasn't. I was a referring to Curtsybear's Craig - not you.
>> As everyone in here, myself included, has been aware for a
>> couple of days now. You really need to keep more up to date.
> You really need to work on your memory's. We got at least one
> lesbian here with repressed memory syndrome. Now we seem to
> have a fornicating bum too. I've had to tell you about Curtsybear's
> Craig THREE times now. Who knows how long you'll recollect this
> exchange. You can't seem to help a rejecting my True Wisdom.
"True Wisdom." ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Sorry to disappoint you, Conceited One, but I have far more
*important* things to think about and remember than some minor
thing you said to me months ago.
>> True -- since there's NO "holiness" in your case to *make* dog
>> meat of.
> I am TOTALLY holy and a DEVOUT Woman of God. You're
> just a foul mouthed bitter old fornicator.
ROTFL!!!!!! You're a devout BIGOT, you mean. (And my sex life is
NONE of *your* business, any more than yours is nay of mine. So you
CONTINUE to accomplish nothing more than to make a total fool of
yourself. As usual.
BTW -- for the record, I'm no more "bitter" than MLK, Jr. was.
He hated bigotry, too. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the
kitchen. OR -- far better!! -- Grow up and BECOME an egalitarian!
>> However, I make dog meat of YOU every time we come in
>> contact in here.
> Then why am I still a preaching and still a winning converts for
> Christ? HUH? HUH? HUH?
I've never taken you to task for doing as you are *supposed* to
and carrying out the Great Commission. I've only called you on you
hateful BIGOTRY. (Hopefully, none of your converts to Christianity --
IF any -- have been ignorant enough to have been conned into
becoming bigots by you as well. (Boy, would THAT ever be a classic
example of an "Attaboy" followed by an "Awshit!" LOL!!!)
>> You have NO FACTS going for you. Zip. Zilch. None. Nada.
> You may reject the Word of God now...
I DON'T, you dolt! Do you think a person can't be a Christian if
he's an egalitarian? I have NEWS for you: MOST actual Christians
ARE fair-minded and tolerant, NON-busybodyish egalitarians, and
would ptoperly regard you as the bigoted nutbat that you are.
<redundancy-flush>
>> So you're EASY to dismember in a debate.
> Too bad you FAILED every time!
Moe than likely, except for a few of your fellow bigoted loons,
you're probably about the ONLY one who deludedly thinks that.
<BIGOTRY-flush>
> If [Kerry is elected and legalized same-sex marriage],
> you can expect more WRATH from Almighty God!
Yeah. Right. And the Easter Bunny will drop rocks on
your "church." SAME likelihood.
>> ESPECIALLY since you're a bigot.
> I ain't no bigot.
Double negative, illiterate one. Thanks for the admission
that you ARE a bigot.
> I'm a Missionary of the Gospel Truth.
And a loathsome and hateful bigot. Great EXAMPLE you set
for propective christians. They see you, and most of 'em would
rather go to see a rat fight than have anything to do with
Christianity.
>> <swiill-flush>
> Swiill? My preaching is ALL Gospel!
The "preaching" you do in HERE is nothing but hate-swill.
>> ROTFL!!!!! "...that you WAS elequent," illiterate loser?
> I ain't illiterate.
In three words flat, you proved otherwise: "ain't."
> I write several hundred words every day.
Bigotry and illiteracy included.
>> Right. Fools like you are fools to BEGIN with.
> The Bible says you'll BURN in hell for a calling me that!
Sorry to disappoint you, but I use ACCURATE descriptors (with
only *one* exception I can think of... :).
Jesus called Peter "Satan" at one point, for doing LESS that
YOU do whenever you spew your hate against millions of people.
>> A bigot AGREES with me on something? Gee -- maybe I'd better
>> take a second look at that. Anytime a bigot agrees with me, I've
>> probably made some sort of mistake. :)
> I'm sure you make a dozen new one's every day of the week.
> The first one is that I ain't no bigot.
I agree! You're a bigot. Thanks again for ADMITTING it.
> I preach and teach the Gospel Truth.
Along with LOTS of hateful bigotry. You remind me of the
hypocritical ministers in the South 40 years ago who claimed
to be Christians, but wouldn't allow blacks to worship in their
churches.
> The second is that this country is in deep doodoo and if you ain't
> careful we're a gonna have for more years of darkness in the Bush.
> Who knows whether we'll all survive that? Who are you a gonna call
> when Iran gets the bomb?
The Bush thing is probably ALL we'll ever agree on. As for Iran
-- don't worry about 'em. ISRAEL will almost surely pull a Pearl
Harbor on 'em, just as they did 20 years ago to Iraq.
>> Except for your mildly-disparaging view of kerry,
> kerry huh? Well -- he is stuck in the groove when it comes to
> Viet Nam. He is wishy washy on a lot of issue's.
So was Clinton. Especially during his first tem. But it didn't
keep America from having the MOST peaceful and prosperous
decade of its entire history! Just because a person thinks things
over along the way is no reason to think that his decisions won't
be the right ones at the end of that process.
> Half his support is the "anybody but Bush" crowd.
"Crowd?" You mean the millions of SENSIBLE people who remeber
those "Sore Loserman" taunts 4 years ago? And have seen the many
ways that Bush has LOUSED UP America *since* he STOLE the election?
THAT "crowd?" Hopefully, ALL of those astute folks will remember THIS
time that a vote for Nader is a vote for Bush -- and give their votes
to Kerry.
> He is in trouble with his "church"...
He could do a lot worse than to be at odds with that cult who's
leadership is BIGOTED.
<Brainless HATE-SWILL flushed!>
> He's cold and distant and his wife's got a big mouth...
LOL!!!! And **you** DON'T???
> ... -- which is a lot better than that simpering Laura Bush I grant
> you -but then look who she married and what it did to her! In spite of all
> that I'd take him any day over George W. Bush. Our Holy Church has
> officially declared Dick Cheney a man of sin and can't nobody in the
> Church show him any kinda support by a voting for him OR his running
> mate.
Hmmm. I don't care for Cheney either, but that's no reason to
con a church into a JIHAD against him, like the Moslems did with
Rushdie. That's un-American! (You don't have DIDDLY repect for
the Constitution, do you?)
Furthermore, your church has NO place telling people how to
vote. Are you seeking to get its tax-exempt status revoked?
>> ...that paragraph may just be the first SENSIBLE one I've seen
>> from you.
> No. It's just the first sensible one of many thousands that you're
> failing mind has been able to comprehend completely.
Wrong. You are ALWAYS wrong when you spew your mindless
hate-swill.
[ ... ]
>> You're on a roll. THIS time, for once, a GOOD one!
> Please send money.
LOL!!! If I can find that 10-lira note I brought back from
Turkey, I'll send it to you.
>>> What this country needs is an absolute monarchy with a Black
>>> Queen that will re-unite Church and state and purge the nation of
>>> deviants and weirdo's - including all illegal immigrants.
>> AWWwwww. And you were doing so WELL for a few moments.
>> there. Then you had to go and BLOW it. (Ever heard the story about
>> the "Attaboys" and the "Awshits?")
> You mouth is almost as foul as Dick Cheney's. No wonder Satan
> got a hold of his daughter so easy and turned her all queer so quick.
(1) As though **I** had any effect on Cheney's
daughter? Get real!
(2) Sexual orientation is merely a variation of NORMALCY,
just like eye color and handedness. (As I pointed out
before --- )
>> CLUE: Most of the people that YOU consider to be "sexual
>> deviants" already ARE normal.
> I'm a talking about queers, pain freaks and foot lickers mostly -- but
> also anybody that makes or consumes porn.
Homosexuals? Wrong. "Pain freaks?" Well -- whatever. Bit if
any perosn LIKES to be in pain, that certainly is only HIS business.
"Foot licker?" What the hell is THAT?!? I'm 63, and have never
heard of anything like that. As for porn -- no worse than reading the
Reader's Digest or USA Today. And... NONE of that is ***ANY*** of
YOUR business.
>> Ah. Welcome back to the USSR. (Hell, even THEY were smart
>> enough to abandon that tripe!)
> Poor Blacks and whites must be given equal opportunity with
> their rich EXPLOITATIVE white and Oriental brethren. They need
> to be paid reparations.
Bullcrap!!! The people who were victimized by such things all
DIED long ago!
>> Yep. You're still a complete loon.
> Theocracy is the only thing that can save this country from utter
> collapse. We've lost God's blessing on account of all of them sick
> homo's in high places.
What a totally mindless and hateful BIGOT you are. You're only a
PSEUDO-Christian at best!
>> ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Don't bat your head TOO hard against
>> those rubber walls.
> The sex deviants will be treated inside rubber rooms. I will go on a
> preaching and a teaching in God's Church - n a country where the
> borders are finally secure, where the liquor stores and bars all have
> been closed and our long oppressed Black brethren will rule from the
> Black House in Hickeyton.
LOL!!!!! Loonier and loonier!!! You DO live in a cackle
factory, don't you?
> How can you POSSIBLY call the world decent? It's full of
> vice and wickedness.
I guess so. YOU are part of the proof of that.
> I'll pray for scum like you -
Thanks anyway. I don't need any prayers to the vile god
YOU serve. Because you sure don't know the REAL One.
>[IRReverent Mother Fucker
>A True bigot FULL of hateful crap!]
I've met some fucking proddies in my time! But this one just takes the
fuckin biscuit!
> You do the same to us.
Only in self defense. You call yourself funny names. I'm real
pleased with my name. It's different and unusual. You're ashamed of
yours.
> Why is it OK for you to be insulting, but you can't take it?
I ain't never insulting. You just misunderstand my reproofs. God
wants me to both reprove and rebuke sinners. I don't judge nobody -
but I do call a sin a sin whenever I see one.
> Then you had better repent your sins.
I already did. God forgave ALLLL of them - not that there was all
that many anyways. There wasn't no fornication - no adultery - no
homo sexuality - not even no wanton lust.
> Those chains are going to be pretty hot on your skin.
I'll be in my mansion in heaven and not nowheres near no chains.
You'll be a dragging one for every one of the precious little eggy
weggy's you let run to waste thru Satanic lesbian lust.
> Who?
More repressed memory's I see. Go find a faith healer and stay away
from them crazy surgeons with their knives and saws.
> I thought I was the only lesbian who answers your posts.
"Vanity of vanities: ALL is vanity" - Ecclesiastes 1:2.
> I guess you could be talking about Anne, although she hasn't been
> around for a while.
No honey - I mean you. I bound the evil spirits that possesses that
witch Anne and she fled from my Holiness.
> No, you aren't. You give Christians a bad name with your lies.
Lies? What lies? I don't never lie and you know it. There's just
your misunderstanding of the Holy Truth I preach here every day.
That's your weakness - not mine. All of my "lies" is TRUE! God is
real happy with all my service to Him too. He sure ain't pleased with
all of your nasty licking and sucking.
> Name one convert you have gotten by posting here.
Only one? Robert was his name. Now send me some money to help with
my ministry.
> Is that why we keep pointing out your lies and you keep coming
> back for more.
I don't never lie. You just can't understand the Truth. That's your
issue. I can help you if you let me - but not if you persisdt in your
rebellion against God's Holy Laws.
> We have caught you in so many lies, but you still refuse to admit the truth.
But I don't never lie at all! Homo sexuals are evil. Most of them
are sex maniacs and degenerates. They're spiritually ill. Why can't
you accept that as Truth? At least I preach that you all CAN be
saved, cured and delivered. Doesn't everybody believe that.
> The Gospel According to Satan, maybe.
How DARE you say that you lesbian! Your crags and cranny's are FULL
Of demons and you have the GALL to call my Gospel Preaching of the
devil. That is BLASPHEMY and you will burn for it if you don't repent
soon!
> She's right on that. That's why I am campaigning for Kerry.
What makes you so sure he can do any better? He is wishy washy - not
totally ignorant like George Bush - but indecisive. He'll bring flip
flops into the White House.
> I can't see why you don't support Bush. You both are so
> convinced you are right that you can't see everything collapsing
> around you.
What's a collapsing around me except Bush's economy - Bush's foreign
policy - Bush's war - and Bush's wide open borders? The things that
matter most to me - God, the Church, Thurgood, Buford, Father and
Mother Holiness, my faith, my hope and my charity - ain't in no
immediate danger.
> Then why aren't you giving all your money to them?
I give plenty as it is. I ain't no rich white power hog like Kenneth
Lay or Martha Stewart. I got to keep some for my growing family.
> Why aren't you working to educate them (so they can get better jobs)?
I am. We give them direct job training at the Holy Church.
> Opening homeless shelters where they can get a warm, dry place to sleep?
Did you forget about the soup kitchen already? ANOTHER memory lapse
for you. I hope your brains ain't a leaking out of your head none
while you sleep. Do you wear a bandage around your head just in case?
> Oh, so you plan on posting border guards every few feet so no
> one can sneak between them?
I was a hoping to do something with bombs or mines actually.
> That was tried in the 20's. It led to the rise of the Mob.
Only in certain places. Prohibition was a big success in Utah.
> And everyone will leave the country.
Really? Where will they go? Our Black Queen will annex Mother Africa
and Holy Israel and liberate all the people there. If the whites
can't get with the program and think their booze and their sex and
their power will save them - they can all leave - just as long as they
leave all their money and real property behind. They can take
personal possessions like combs and tooth brushes - but all the whirly
gizmo's must be BURNT!
> You won't have enough people to patrol the borders.
That's where the radioactive sludge comes in.
> You will have no influence in world events. Heck, I doubt you'll have enough > people to keep the White House painted.
There will be a year-long waiting list on account of Mother Holiness
will dispense True Justice and True Freedom like nobody ever seen
before. We will all live according to the Holy Bible's Laws. Don't
worry. We won't hurt you none. We'll send you to a Cleansing Camp
free of charge and fix you up with a nice mature man that loves you
for yourself and will give you a houseful of nice beautiful baby's
that you can love for the rest of your life. All them filthy lesbian
urges of yours will melt away like snow flurry's on a warm spring
afternoon.
I'll pray for you -
Reverend Mother Tucker
A True Christian
[ ... ]
>> You do the same to us.
> Only in self defense.
BULLCRAP!!!! The RRR-cult loons have been on the
OFfensive right from Day One, and it's been that way ever since.
They first got organized in the mid-70s, 30 years ago, when the
biggest hate-minger in America beyond the Grand Wizards/Dragons
(whatever those immature bigots' leaders of the KKK call them-
selves) -- Jerry Falwell -- started the so-called "Moral Majority"...
which has ALWAYS been an IMmoral MINority.
Those ludicrous and ignorant clowns who have no lives GET
OFF on being control-freakish busybodies. And then when the
groups of people that they so mindlessly attack fight BACK, they
WHINE about it.
Just like the KKK -- the RRR cultists/homophobes/Anti-Choicers
are, very deservedly, America's National Laughingstock. And as
OBNOXIOUS as people can GET!
> You call yourself funny names.
Not NEARLY as funny as your "Black Witch" or whatever
it is that your comical and off-the-deep-end cackle factory
candidate of a leader calls herself.
> I'm real pleased with my name. It's different and unusual.
Yeah, M-F. It certainly IS. (LOL!!!!!!!)
>> Why is it OK for you to be insulting, but you can't take it?
> I ain't never insulting.
Thanks for that ADMISSION that you ARE. (In your usual
crude and illiterate way.)
> I don't judge nobody .
(TRANSLATION: She moronically judges LOTS of people.)
>> Then you had better repent your sins.
> I already did. God forgave ALLLL of them - not that there was all
> that many anyways. There wasn't no fornication - no adultery - no
> homo sexuality - not even no wanton lust.
"Wasn't no," huh? So, okay. The you HAVE been involved in
fornication, adultery, and homosexuality. Whatever. (But guess
what -- even if so... that is NO one else's business. THINKING and
SENSIBLE people couldn't care less whether you have ot you haven't.
And that's your REAL downfall: You're a mindless BUSYBODY.
And as Bard told you ---
>> You give Christians a bad name with your lies.
> [ IRreverent Mother Fucker
> A PSEUDO-Christian at best ]
> Confessed Lesbian Bard Kesnit <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message
> news:<v4ndl0tck588lh6pb...@4ax.com>...
>
>> Why is it OK for you to be insulting, but you can't take it?
>
> I ain't never insulting. You just misunderstand my reproofs. God
> wants me to both reprove and rebuke sinners. I don't judge nobody -
> but I do call a sin a sin whenever I see one.
You are comparing person against a set of rules, you then hand down an
opinion, which would be called a "judgement". You are judging someone else
based on the few ramblings of a couple of sheep hurders a few thousand years
ago.
>> Then you had better repent your sins.
>
> I already did. God forgave ALLLL of them - not that there was all
> that many anyways. There wasn't no fornication - no adultery - no
> homo sexuality - not even no wanton lust.
There you go, you've committed another sin; pride. Get back and start
praying for another absolving of your sins.
>> Those chains are going to be pretty hot on your skin.
>
> I'll be in my mansion in heaven and not nowheres near no chains.
> You'll be a dragging one for every one of the precious little eggy
> weggy's you let run to waste thru Satanic lesbian lust.
And if a female decides never to get married, are they sent to hell?
Matty
>Bard Kesnit <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message news:<v4ndl0tck588lh6pb...@4ax.com>...
>
>> You do the same to us.
>
>Only in self defense.
I don't call you any "funny names," but you persist in calling
me a disgusting queer.
>It's different and unusual. You're ashamed of yours.
No, I'm not. It's a family name and I'm proud of it. I have
told you numerous times why I post under a nickname. If you can't
remember my reasons, that is your problem. Maybe you are the one with
memory problems.
>> Why is it OK for you to be insulting, but you can't take it?
>
>I ain't never insulting.
You are often insulting. You were insulting before Bill
started calling you MF.
>I don't judge nobody -
Yes, you do.
>> Then you had better repent your sins.
>
>I already did.
So why do you keep committing more? Lying is a sin. You
obviously haven't repented of that sin since we keep catching you
telling lies.
>God forgave ALLLL of them
You have to ask Him to and be truly sorry. You are not sorry
for your lies (since you refuse to acknowledge them) so He has not
forgiven them.
>There wasn't no fornication - no adultery - no
>homo sexuality - not even no wanton lust.
Those aren't the only sins... (Homosexuality didn't even make
the Top Ten list. Lying did.)
>> Those chains are going to be pretty hot on your skin.
>
>I'll be in my mansion in heaven and no where near chains.
You have to repent and be forgiven of ALL of your sins. You
refuse to repent of your lies, therefore, they are not forgiven. You
are a sinner and will earn a sinner's reward if you don't change your
ways.
>You'll be a dragging one for every one of the precious little eggy
>weggy's you let run to waste
Then so will you for not marrying and starting a family as
soon as you hit puberty.
>> Who?
>
>More repressed memory's I see.
I don't have any. My memory is fine. You seem to be the one
who can't remember things.
>> I thought I was the only lesbian who answers your posts.
>
>"Vanity of vanities: ALL is vanity" - Ecclesiastes 1:2.
There are a few others who occasionally answer, I know. But I
haven't seen any other consistent posters for a while.
>> I guess you could be talking about Anne, although she hasn't been
>> around for a while.
>
>No honey - I mean you.
As I said, I don't have memory problems. Obviously, you do
since you can't seem to remember why I use a nickname or that I don't
have memory problems.
>I bound the evil spirits that possesses that
>witch Anne and she fled from my Holiness.
Actually, I got an e-mail from her recently. She's just been
busy.
>> No, you aren't. You give Christians a bad name with your lies.
>
>Lies? What lies?
All of the lies you tell about gays.
>There's just your misunderstanding of the Holy Truth I preach here every day.
I understand you just fine. I am gay, so I know first hand
that many of the stories you tell are either exaggerations or outright
lies.
>All of my "lies" is TRUE!
I know first hand that is a lie.
>God is real happy with all my service to Him too.
I'm sure God is crying over your use of His name in the
devil's service.
>> Name one convert you have gotten by posting here.
>
>Only one? Robert was his name.
Give me his last name and phone number so I can confirm that.
>Most of them are sex maniacs and degenerates.
Not true. Some are, sure. Most are not.
>Why can't you accept that as Truth?
I accept the truth, not your lies.
>> The Gospel According to Satan, maybe.
>
>How DARE you say that!
Just having some fun with you.
>> She's right on that. That's why I am campaigning for Kerry.
>
>What makes you so sure he can do any better?
He can't do worse!
>He is wishy washy
So is Bush.
>> Then why aren't you giving all your money to them?
>
>I give plenty as it is. I'm not a rich white power hog like Kenneth
>Lay or Martha Stewart. I got to keep some for my growing family.
If you would get a job, you'd have money for your family and
to help the poor.
>> Opening homeless shelters where they can get a warm, dry place to sleep?
>
>Did you forget about the soup kitchen already?
You never said it was a shelter. You said you feed them, but
never said you house them. In fact, you said your church won't run a
shelter because "the shelters only attract more of them." (February
29, 2004)
>> Oh, so you plan on posting border guards every few feet so no
>> one can sneak between them?
>
>I was a hoping to do something with bombs or mines actually.
Those things are dangerous. They can also be defused. The only
way to ensure no one sneaks across is to post 24/7 guards within sight
of each other. (You would actually need two guards at each post so
they could look both ways at all times. You would also need to make a
guard schedule that would allow short tours so your people can eat and
use the bathroom, and monitor the guards for signs of dehydration.)
>> That was tried in the 20's. It led to the rise of the Mob.
>
>Only in certain places. Prohibition was a big success in Utah.
Where many people dodn't drink anyway...
>> And everyone will leave the country.
>
>Really? Where will they go?
Canada. Europe. Asia.
>Our Black Queen will annex Mother Africa
What is she going to do about the warlords? Good luck keeping
the fighting to a minimum.
>and Holy Israel and liberate all the people there.
Since when are the Israelis slaves?
>If the whites
>can't get with the program and think their booze and their sex and
>their power will save them
Why do you think only whites drink?
> they can all leave - just as long as they
>leave all their money and real property behind.
Yeah, right. We would take everything we own and leave you
with nothing.
>> You won't have enough people to patrol the borders.
>
>That's where the radioactive sludge comes in.
So you would kill your own people? (Radioactive particles can
be carried on the wind.) Do you even have people qualified to work
with large amounts of radiological material?
>> You will have no influence in world events. Heck, I doubt you'll have enough
>> people to keep the White House painted.
>
>There will be a year-long waiting list on account of Mother Holiness
>will dispense True Justice and True Freedom like nobody ever seen
>before.
You won't have a waiting list because there would be no one to
volunteer. Everyone will either leave, be patrolling the borders, or
dead or dying from radiation poisoning.
> We won't hurt you none.
Of course you won't. I'll be in Europe!
>fix you up with a nice mature man that loves you
>for yourself
I have a mature woman who loves me for myself.
>and will give you a houseful of nice beautiful baby's
If he tries, then he obviously doesn't love me for myself. If
he did, he would respect my decision not to have kids.
Bard Kesnit
> Confessed Lesbian Bard Kesnit <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in
> message news:<v4ndl0tck588lh6pb...@4ax.com>...
>
>> You do the same to us.
>
> Only in self defense. You call yourself funny names. I'm real pleased
> with my name. It's different and unusual. You're ashamed of yours.
When did she ever say that? Just because someone uses a nickname doesn't
mean that they're ashamed of their real name.
>> Why is it OK for you to be insulting, but you can't take it?
>
> I ain't never insulting. You just misunderstand my reproofs. God wants
> me to both reprove and rebuke sinners. I don't judge nobody - but I do
> call a sin a sin whenever I see one.
In that case, we're not being insulting either, you just misunderstand our
reproofs.
>> Then you had better repent your sins.
>
> I already did. God forgave ALLLL of them - not that there was all that
> many anyways. There wasn't no fornication - no adultery - no homo
> sexuality - not even no wanton lust.
But there is definitely a large amount of pride.
>> Those chains are going to be pretty hot on your skin.
>
> I'll be in my mansion in heaven and not nowheres near no chains. You'll
> be a dragging one for every one of the precious little eggy weggy's you
> let run to waste thru Satanic lesbian lust.
ROTFL!
>> Who?
>
> More repressed memory's I see. Go find a faith healer and stay away
> from them crazy surgeons with their knives and saws.
Unlike the faith healer, a surgeon can actually cure her.
>> I thought I was the only lesbian who answers your posts.
>
> "Vanity of vanities: ALL is vanity" - Ecclesiastes 1:2.
So you're saying that you're vanity?
>> I guess you could be talking about Anne, although she hasn't been
>> around for a while.
>
> No honey - I mean you. I bound the evil spirits that possesses that
> witch Anne and she fled from my Holiness.
Hmmm...I'll have to tell her about that one. That way she'll be able to
call you on it when she returns.
>> No, you aren't. You give Christians a bad name with your lies.
>
> Lies? What lies? I don't never lie and you know it.
You are a documented liar.
> There's just your misunderstanding of the Holy Truth I preach here every
> day. That's your weakness - not mine. All of my "lies" is TRUE!
Oh, you mean like this one?
"he goes to orgy's all over the country"
news:1dcee589.0408...@posting.google.com
or this one?
"He talks to people on this thread about a doing me harm."
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
Or maybe these?
"This refers to Curtsybear's claim"
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
"In the dictionary of psychology your picture is prominently featured in the
'repressed memory's' section."
news:1dcee589.04090...@posting.google.com
"All lesbians hate men."
news:1dcee589.04091...@posting.google.com
"The city gave Thurgood an award for a doing that (destroying public
property)."
news:1dcee589.04091...@posting.google.com
> God is real happy with all my service to Him too. He sure ain't pleased
> with all of your nasty licking and sucking.
Who cares what your mythical sky pixie thinks?
>> Name one convert you have gotten by posting here.
>
> Only one? Robert was his name. Now send me some money to help with my
> ministry.
Prove that this "Robert" was a poster here and that he is now a member of
your cult.
>> Is that why we keep pointing out your lies and you keep coming
>> back for more.
>
> I don't never lie. You just can't understand the Truth. That's your
> issue. I can help you if you let me - but not if you persisdt in your
> rebellion against God's Holy Laws.
You constantly lie.
>> We have caught you in so many lies, but you still refuse to admit the
>> truth.
>
> But I don't never lie at all!
Yes you do.
> Homo sexuals are evil.
Wrong again.
> Most of them are sex maniacs and degenerates.
Nope.
> They're spiritually ill. Why can't you accept that as Truth?
Because it's a lie.
> At least I preach that you all CAN be saved, cured and delivered.
> Doesn't everybody believe that.
But the people who don't believe that are right.
>> The Gospel According to Satan, maybe.
>
> How DARE you say that you lesbian! Your crags and cranny's are FULL Of
> demons and you have the GALL to call my Gospel Preaching of the devil.
> That is BLASPHEMY and you will burn for it if you don't repent soon!
ROTFLMAO!!!
>> She's right on that. That's why I am campaigning for Kerry.
>
> What makes you so sure he can do any better? He is wishy washy - not
> totally ignorant like George Bush - but indecisive. He'll bring flip
> flops into the White House.
Kerry is not indecisive. His answers to issues just can't be summarized
into sound bites.
>> Why aren't you working to educate them (so they can get better jobs)?
>
> I am. We give them direct job training at the Holy Church.
Too bad your cult isn't qualified to train them for anything other than
being a religious whack-job.
>> Oh, so you plan on posting border guards every few feet so no
>> one can sneak between them?
>
> I was a hoping to do something with bombs or mines actually.
It won't work.
>> That was tried in the 20's. It led to the rise of the Mob.
>
> Only in certain places. Prohibition was a big success in Utah.
But not anywhere else.
>> And everyone will leave the country.
>
> Really? Where will they go?
Canada, Australia, England, etc.
> Our Black Queen will annex Mother Africa and Holy Israel and liberate
> all the people there. If the whites can't get with the program and
> think their booze and their sex and their power will save them - they
> can all leave - just as long as they leave all their money and real
> property behind. They can take personal possessions like combs and
> tooth brushes - but all the whirly gizmo's must be BURNT!
Sorry, we'll take everything with us and leave the US a dirt-poor third
world hellhole.
>> You won't have enough people to patrol the borders.
>
> That's where the radioactive sludge comes in.
And that's where everyone will die of cancer. Once all the fools who
voted Mother Lovebite into office are dead, including all your cult
members, then we'll come back to the country.
>> You will have no influence in world events. Heck, I doubt you'll have
>> enough people to keep the White House painted.
>
> There will be a year-long waiting list on account of Mother Holiness
> will dispense True Justice and True Freedom like nobody ever seen
> before. We will all live according to the Holy Bible's Laws. Don't
> worry. We won't hurt you none. We'll send you to a Cleansing Camp free
> of charge and fix you up with a nice mature man that loves you for
> yourself and will give you a houseful of nice beautiful baby's that you
> can love for the rest of your life. All them filthy lesbian urges of
> yours will melt away like snow flurry's on a warm spring afternoon.
A theocracy can only turn this country into a third world hellhole.
> I'll pray for you -
>
>
> Reverend Mother Fucker
> A False Christian
--
Funny Lurlean quote #3:
"Preachers have commended me on my diction and usage. They're right out of
Shakespeare's time." -- Lurlean explains the origins of such phrases as
"ain'tcha," "little ol'" and "y'all."
> You are comparing person
And YOU are a leaving out article! How much weight have you lost
since we last talked Smegmatty?
> against a set of rules, you then hand down an opinion, which would be called > a "judgement".
Wrong! Here in this country we got this dung salesman that fell in
lust with this dumb blonde and then killed his pregnant wife and
dumped her body into the New Sodom Sea. It washed up on the shore a
few months later after he tried to run away. Almost everybody knows
he killed her - but he's still on trial. People can observe his
behavior and draw conclusions about it without a handing down no
official judgment. Only a judge can do that. Therefore I can listen
to old Bard's description of her wanton sex life and rebuke her
without actually a condemning her to hell myself. God will do that on
Judgment Day if she doesn't repent - and how much atonement on her
part he's a willing to accept is up to Him - not me. I know He
forgives lesbians faster than you filthy queer men that commit such
vile abominations involving butt hole sex. Are you still a "virgin"
Matty? Are you a planning to get any soon? It's real easy to find
queer men to have queer sex with you. Most of you all just lives on
lust.
> You are judging someone else based on the few ramblings of a couple of sheep > hurders
Hurders? There ain't no decent education where you come from! Let
OLLLLD Craig Chilton call you all the filthy names he's called me.
You're ignorant.
> a few thousand years ago.
Don't think that a mocking the Word of God like that that you'll
escape its just statutes. The Holy Bible was wrote by prophets and
law givers and kings of the most advanced ethnic group on earth - the
Jews. They gave us Sigmund Freud, Albert Einstein, Isaac Asimov and
Dr. Laura Schlessinger. It's Australians that's known for the sheep
they keep - not the Jews.
> There you go, you've committed another sin; pride. Get back and start
> praying for another absolving of your sins.
I ain't guilty of no pride. I'm humble and meek. I plan to inherit
the earth - and then help Jesus kick all the sinners off of it into
the Pit of Hell!
> And if a female decides never to get married, are they
If we're talking about a female - then it's a she ALWAYS. Are you
THAT confused about sex?
> sent to hell?
That all depends. If she talked to her pastor and they prayed for
answers and God told them she had bad seed and shouldn't multiply -
then no - she can still be saved without a getting married. Ditto if
she's got skeletons in the family closet such as a queer auntie or
whore of a sister. Otherwise she needs to find herself a husband and
have at least two baby's to get God's blessing. Women with bad seed
ought to know that God can cleanse evil out of a woman's womb if she
repents and seeks a True Healing from a True Healer.
I'll pray for all heathens that still CAN be saved -
Reverend Mother Tucker
A Pure Christian
> I don't call you any "funny names," but you persist in calling
> me a disgusting queer.
You're so deeply confused I got to feel sorry for you. Have many
times just this month have you called me a whore? And a liar? I
ain't neither one of them things. But you are queer ain't you? You
may prefer the word "gay" and "lesbian" - but I don't think neither
one of them conveys the deciancy and eccentricity that "queer" does.
> No, I'm not. It's a family name and I'm proud of it. I have
> told you numerous times why I post under a nickname. If you can't
> remember my reasons, that is your problem. Maybe you are the one with
> memory problems.
No - not me. I remember what you say - but you used to post under
your real name. Why do you feel so different now? And "Bard Kesnit"
is such an obvious alias.
> You are often insulting. You were insulting before Bill
> started calling you MF.
No - I don't never insult nobody. I just reprove sinners. Theere's a
difference.
> Yes, you do.
Who have I ever condemned to hell? I don't even print up the one way
tickets. I just reprove sinners and tell them what God has in store
for them if they don't repent. I always mention hope and healing and
reconciliation with God. You've rejected all them things on account
of you want cheap sex thrills with some strange woman.
> So why do you keep committing more? Lying is a sin.
That's why I don't never lie.
> You obviously haven't repented of that sin since we keep catching you
> telling lies.
No you don't neither! You just bring your over flowing bucket of
cheap (see thru) white wash here every day and try to cover up the
Holy Truths I always reveal from Heaven.
> You have to ask Him to and be truly sorry. You are not sorry
> for your lies (since you refuse to acknowledge them) so He has not
> forgiven them.
What you think is lies is just hidden Truths. You'll find out some
day. Homo sexuality is evil and sinful.
> Those aren't the only sins... (Homosexuality didn't even make
> the Top Ten list. Lying did.)
There ain't no Top Ten. And the Ten Commandments don't mention a
lying by name. They speak of a bearing false witness against thy
neighbor. I ain't never done that. Also - homo sexuality is
considered a form of adultery on account of it adulterates God's
family plan for all of us.
> You have to repent and be forgiven of ALL of your sins. You
> refuse to repent of your lies, therefore, they are not forgiven. You
> are a sinner and will earn a sinner's reward if you don't change your
> ways.
Look who's a talking! An unrepentant lesbian that can't tell Truth
from un-Truth. I ain't the one a tryng to cover up the Truth with
lesbian white wash!
> Then so will you for not marrying and starting a family as
> soon as you hit puberty.
You cut my sentence in half you hypocrite! I didn't say you'd die for
every little eggy weggy you let run to waste period - just the one's
you let die by a giving in to your evil lesbian lust.
> I don't have any. My memory is fine. You seem to be the one
> who can't remember things.
No - I just refuse to buy into your white washed version of events.
If you ask me it's YOU that's a lying here - not me. I always preach
the Gospel Truth!
> There are a few others who occasionally answer, I know. But I
> haven't seen any other consistent posters for a while.
A few of them repented. Some still worships the devil.
> As I said, I don't have memory problems. Obviously, you do
> since you can't seem to remember why I use a nickname or that I don't
> have memory problems.
I remember the things you say just fine - I just don't fall for them.
I know you try to white wash the ugly truth about your evil life
style. That's part of the queer agenda that you signed and then
forgot about.
> Actually, I got an e-mail from her recently. She's just been
> busy.
That's the white washed version of the story. I supposed she bad
mouthed me right and left. Did you all sleep together yet? Was it a
three way with old Sage? Have you had any three ways with her?
> All of the lies you tell about gays.
You couldn't name one HUH? That's on account of there ain't NONE to
name! I only tell the Truth!
> I understand you just fine. I am gay, so I know first hand
> that many of the stories you tell are either exaggerations or outright
> lies.
Name one that you can say for CERTAIN without no hesitation is a lie.
Remember your history of repressed memory's and deep confusion.
> I know first hand that is a lie.
I can just guess where your hand has been too! What about my True
Statement do you with your white wash in hand think is a lie?
> I'm sure God is crying over your use of His name in the
> devil's service.
Is that why He caught me up in the Spirit last night and showed me
visions of heaven? I got His seal of approval on every word of my
preaching.
> Give me his last name and phone number so I can confirm that.
The phone number is AVenida 5-IOLA. That's all I'm a giving you 'til
you join our Most Holy Church.
> Not true. Some are, sure. Most are not.
Do you personally know most of them? If not - how can you be so sure
they're all such good people?
> I accept the truth, not your lies.
Well I don't never deal in no lies - so please believe me when I
preach the Truth - which is always.
> Just having some fun with you.
A trying to recruit me again I see. You won't succeed! God will
protect me from your demons!
> He can't do worse!
i don't know about that. He ain't a saying nothing about our borders.
Them September 11 hijackers abused the system to get in this country
and go to flight school.
> So is Bush.
No - Bush doesn't make no decision one way or t'other. He just
babbles "uh -- uh -- uh -- the war on terror will go on -- uh -- Laura
where's my beer?" John Kerry changes his mind every other day. If
he's elected his rich wife will run the country. That's the only real
reason you like him.
> If you would get a job,
I got a job. Why don't you write these things down in a little memo
book so your memory's won't keep a leaking out of your brain?
> you'd have money for your family and to help the poor.
I already got enough of both. I help the poor twenty times more than
they help me!
> You never said it was a shelter. You said you feed them, but
> never said you house them. In fact, you said your church won't run a
> shelter because "the shelters only attract more of them." (February
> 29, 2004)
That's true too. We put up a few women that's a being chased by pimps
so's they can get off the whore go round - but otherwise we don't
wanna invite a bunch of derelicts in here from other places. Because
of the weather this town is a magnet for bums - and the police get
real mad if you kick one of them in the back side no matter how
aggressive they get.
> Those things are dangerous.
DUH! We wanna keep people out!
> They can also be defused.
Not by no Mexicans.
> The only way to ensure no one sneaks across is to post 24/7 guards within
> sight of each other. (You would actually need two guards at each post so
> they could look both ways at all times. You would also need to make a
> guard schedule that would allow short tours so your people can eat and
> use the bathroom, and monitor the guards for signs of dehydration.)
Why can't we just string up a high voltage electric fence? Or have a
few gun turrets and just shoot a few of the trespassers?
> Where many people dodn't drink anyway...
There's still a lot of dry county's in this country. I think
Prohibition will work once we get a strong Holy Black Queen in
absolute power with the Holy Bible as our new Book of Laws.
> Canada. Europe. Asia.
Princess Keesha or her son Prince Hammurabi will rule the whole world
one day in Jesus' Name. You won't like the taxes they got to pay in
Europe no ways. Eventually Mother Holiness will sink the Isle of
Lesbos - so I wouldn't go there if I was you!
> What is she going to do about the warlords? Good luck keeping
> the fighting to a minimum.
She will. She's got God on her side - and she will make economic
reparations to the dispossessed.
> Since when are the Israelis slaves?
They got the Arabs around their neck. Mother Holiness will move them
back to Arabia.
> Why do you think only whites drink?
They gave booze to the Black Man didn't they?
> Yeah, right. We would take everything we own and leave you
> with nothing.
Mother Holiness won't allow that.
> So you would kill your own people? (Radioactive particles can
> be carried on the wind.) Do you even have people qualified to work
> with large amounts of radiological material?
God will protect us from all harm - and won't nobody get hurt if they
just stay away from the borders like good little foreigners. Mother
Holiness will help them get rid of their corrupt politicians and
improve conditions in their own country so's there won't be so much a
mooching.
> You won't have a waiting list because there would be no one to
> volunteer. Everyone will either leave, be patrolling the borders, or
> dead or dying from radiation poisoning.
No. The Truly Righteous will remain and prosper in the fertile
climate of Justice and Peace.
> Of course you won't. I'll be in Europe!
Prince Hammurabi will annex the whole continent eventually - and
you'll be cleansed on Mont Blanc in Switzerland then.
> I have a mature woman who loves me for myself.
That ain't love - that's only lust. You need a man to love you and
take good care of you so's you won't be so head strong and rebellious.
> If he tries, then he obviously doesn't love me for myself. If
> he did, he would respect my decision not to have kids.
He knows that's really the devil's decision. Your eggs have a right
to live. They wanna live. Don't you feel guilty a letting them
wither and die?
In prayer for you tonight -
Reverend Mother Tucker
God's Faithful Missionary
>> You are comparing person against a set of rules, you then
>> hand down an opinion, which would be called a "judgement."
> Wrong! Here in this country we got this dung salesman...
Oh. So THAT'S what you really are? Well, beats hell out of
being the rat turd you've been CLAIMING to be, phony bigoted
"church," "Black Witches" and all, M-F. Why didn't you just tell
us that in the FIRST place? Do you sell it by the pound, or the ton?
Or simply THROW it at your clientele?
[ ... ]
> ...can listen to old Bard's...
"Old" Bard? You certainly seem to have a hangup about people's
age, M-F. She's probably YOUNGER than you.. Or else she's older
than you are, and *you're* just an immature jerk who has a LONG way
to go yet before you grow up. Mentally, at least.
> ...description of her wanton sex life and rebuke her...
LOL!!! Like her sex life is **any** you YOUR business, buttinsky
-- much LESS your having any right to **rebuke** ANYone. (What
a tool.)
> I know He forgives lesbians faster than you filthy queer men
> that commit such vile abominations <hatefulness flushed>.
You don't know DIDDLY, M-F. Not only are you illiterate, but
you're one of the bone-**dumbest** people who ever crawled into
Usenet as a holier-than-thou twerp.
The Bible regards ALL sins EQUALLY. Remember that part about if
a person's broken *one* Commandment, he's broken ALL of 'em? You
know something? That means that if a person steals an apple off of a
street vendor's cart (such as, maybe, the stereotypical cop on the
beat), he's JUST as sinful as the guy who commits adultery. Ore even
MURDER!. And you know something else? Homosexuality isn't even
IN the Big Ten !
You have an OBSESSION, M-F. You definitely need professional
help. Like a nice LONG vacation in the nearest cackle factory.
> Are you still a "virgin" Matty? Are you a planning to get any soon?
> It's real easy to find queer men to have queer sex with you. Most of
> you all just lives on lust.
(Yep. M-F is nothing but a pathetically-obsessed psychotic.)
>> You are judging someone else based on the few ramblings of a
>> couple of sheep hurders
> Hurders? There ain't no decent education where you come from!
Let's see. he makes a TYPO... but **you** consistently use double
negatives and words like "ain't." CLUE, loser: YOU are the one who
was BADLY failed by whatever educational system you got involved with.
(OR -- more likely -- you were too DUMB to learn English grammar, and
think that it's a person who's married to a British grandfather.)
> Let OLLLLD Craig Chilton...
Yep. Hung up on age, M-F. As I told you in a previous post, next
time you think I'm old, come on down to Machu Picchu, Peru with me,
and bring along your husband. And see if either of you can keep up
with me as I hike the Inca Trail up to the Sun Gate again (atop an
Andes Mountain pass), like I did last year.
You really ARE a stupid tool. Dumber than a crate of anvils.
> ...call you all the filthy names he's called me.
O've never called you anything that you didn't richly DESERVE to
be called. ACCURATE descriptors all, with the *only* possible
exception being the "M-F" one. (And just MAYBE, you ARE a
closet one of those.)
> You're ignorant.
ROTFL!!!!! Pot... kettle... black.
<remaining boring hate-will flushed>
> [IRreverent Mother Fucker
> A Pure UN-christian BIGOT]
>On 28 Sep 2004 20:58:55 -0700,
>[IReverent Mother Fucker] <mother...@wowmail.com> spewed:
>> Matty <kaiw...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
>
>> ...can listen to old Bard's...
>
> "Old" Bard? You certainly seem to have a hangup about people's
>age, M-F. She's probably YOUNGER than you.. Or else she's older
>than you are, and *you're* just an immature jerk who has a LONG way
>to go yet before you grow up. Mentally, at least.
I'm 8 years older that MT. (Yeah, 8 years makes me really
old... <sigh>)
Bard Kesnit
[ ... ]
>>> ...can listen to old Bard's...
>> "Old" Bard? You certainly seem to have a hangup about people's
>> age, M-F. She's probably YOUNGER than you.. Or else she's older
>> than you are, and *you're* just an immature jerk who has a LONG way
>> to go yet before you grow up. Mentally, at least.
> I'm 8 years older than MT. (Yeah, 8 years makes me really
> old... <sigh>)
>
>Bard Kesnit
I think that M-F believes than anyone who has her bigoted and
ignorant number is "old." A way that she lives in denial of her own
ineptness, shortcomings, hate, and illiteracy.
> Bard Kesnit <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message
> news:<mumjl0ptipaaul1k8...@4ax.com>...
>
>> I don't call you any "funny names," but you persist in calling
>> me a disgusting queer.
>
> You're so deeply confused I got to feel sorry for you. Have many times
> just this month have you called me a whore? And a liar? I ain't
> neither one of them things.
You are at least a liar.
> But you are queer ain't you? You may prefer the word "gay" and
> "lesbian" - but I don't think neither one of them conveys the deciancy
> and eccentricity that "queer" does.
Deviant? Maybe. Eccentric? Possibly. Normal? Absolutely.
>> No, I'm not. It's a family name and I'm proud of it. I have
>> told you numerous times why I post under a nickname. If you can't
>> remember my reasons, that is your problem. Maybe you are the one with
>> memory problems.
>
> No - not me. I remember what you say - but you used to post under your
> real name. Why do you feel so different now? And "Bard Kesnit" is such
> an obvious alias.
So what? Why should she post under her real name?
>> You are often insulting. You were insulting before Bill
>> started calling you MF.
>
> No - I don't never insult nobody. I just reprove sinners. Theere's a
> difference.
And we're not insulting you, Mother Fucker, we're just reproving you.
>> Yes, you do.
>
> Who have I ever condemned to hell? I don't even print up the one way
> tickets. I just reprove sinners and tell them what God has in store for
> them if they don't repent.
That is the same as being judgmental.
> I always mention hope and healing and reconciliation with God. You've
> rejected all them things on account of you want cheap sex thrills with
> some strange woman.
I would hardly call a woman she's known for longer than you've known
Thurgood a "strange woman."
>> So why do you keep committing more? Lying is a sin.
>
> That's why I don't never lie.
You are a documented liar.
>> You obviously haven't repented of that sin since we keep catching you
>> telling lies.
>
> No you don't neither! You just bring your over flowing bucket of cheap
> (see thru) white wash here every day and try to cover up the Holy Truths
> I always reveal from Heaven.
You mean we correct your bigoted viewpoints.
>> You have to ask Him to and be truly sorry. You are not sorry
>> for your lies (since you refuse to acknowledge them) so He has not
>> forgiven them.
>
> What you think is lies is just hidden Truths. You'll find out some day.
> Homo sexuality is evil and sinful.
And you'll find out someday that God doesn't care one whit about
homosexuality.
>> Those aren't the only sins... (Homosexuality didn't even make
>> the Top Ten list. Lying did.)
>
> There ain't no Top Ten. And the Ten Commandments don't mention a lying
> by name. They speak of a bearing false witness against thy neighbor. I
> ain't never done that.
Actually, you have:
"Bill Baker loves to hang out in gay bars and show off for compliments."
news:7908c278.04040...@posting.google.com
"Bill Baker hates the Black people and their sacred tongue too."
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
"he says he believes souls come to earth from other planets."
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
"Bill Baker is in the pop Hindu cult."
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
"He talks to people on this thread about a doing me harm."
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
"All lesbians hate men."
news:1dcee589.04091...@posting.google.com
"He goes to orgy's with five other men all the time and after they get
thru screwing around they sit around in their hot tub talking about ways
to hurt me."
news:7908c278.03101...@posting.google.com
"I am just posting stuff he claimed himself."
news:7908c278.03101...@posting.google.com
"Sodomy is more important to you than anything else."
news:7908c278.03110...@posting.google.com
> Also - homo sexuality is considered a form of adultery on account of it
> adulterates God's family plan for all of us.
Only in your opinion.
>> You have to repent and be forgiven of ALL of your sins. You
>> refuse to repent of your lies, therefore, they are not forgiven. You
>> are a sinner and will earn a sinner's reward if you don't change your
>> ways.
>
> Look who's a talking! An unrepentant lesbian that can't tell Truth from
> un-Truth. I ain't the one a tryng to cover up the Truth with lesbian
> white wash!
You're trying to cover up your lies with your cult's whitewash.
>> I don't have any. My memory is fine. You seem to be the one
>> who can't remember things.
>
> No - I just refuse to buy into your white washed version of events. If
> you ask me it's YOU that's a lying here - not me. I always preach the
> Gospel Truth!
And if you ask us, it's YOU that's lying here.
>> There are a few others who occasionally answer, I know. But I
>> haven't seen any other consistent posters for a while.
>
> A few of them repented. Some still worships the devil.
Prove it.
>> As I said, I don't have memory problems. Obviously, you do
>> since you can't seem to remember why I use a nickname or that I don't
>> have memory problems.
>
> I remember the things you say just fine - I just don't fall for them. I
> know you try to white wash the ugly truth about your evil life style.
> That's part of the queer agenda that you signed and then forgot about.
ROTFLMAO!!!
>> Actually, I got an e-mail from her recently. She's just been
>> busy.
>
> That's the white washed version of the story. I supposed she bad
> mouthed me right and left. Did you all sleep together yet? Was it a
> three way with old Sage? Have you had any three ways with her?
More sex on the brain from M-F.
>> All of the lies you tell about gays.
>
> You couldn't name one HUH? That's on account of there ain't NONE to
> name! I only tell the Truth!
Since I have documented your lies, I can easily help Bard out here:
"Homo's are all play and no work. They get jobs only to recruit and gather
support from other deviants such as your whores and dope addicts."
news:7908c278.0312...@posting.google.com
"A lot of the lezzy's drinks or cooks with menstrual blood."
news:7908c278.04051...@posting.google.com
"All lesbians hate men."
news:1dcee589.04091...@posting.google.com
>> I understand you just fine. I am gay, so I know first hand
>> that many of the stories you tell are either exaggerations or outright
>> lies.
>
> Name one that you can say for CERTAIN without no hesitation is a lie.
> Remember your history of repressed memory's and deep confusion.
I can say for sure that the above statements are exaggerations at least,
and outright lies at most.
>> I know first hand that is a lie.
>
> I can just guess where your hand has been too! What about my True
> Statement do you with your white wash in hand think is a lie?
The fact that it is not a true statement.
>> I'm sure God is crying over your use of His name in the
>> devil's service.
>
> Is that why He caught me up in the Spirit last night and showed me
> visions of heaven? I got His seal of approval on every word of my
> preaching.
No, you were deluded.
>> Give me his last name and phone number so I can confirm that.
>
> The phone number is AVenida 5-IOLA. That's all I'm a giving you 'til
> you join our Most Holy Church.
That's your cult's phone number. Is he living in your P.O. Box that you
worship in?
>> Not true. Some are, sure. Most are not.
>
> Do you personally know most of them? If not - how can you be so sure
> they're all such good people?
Based on the people we know, we draw conclusions about the rest of the gay
population. And we don't torture our friends until they tell us what we
want to hear, regardless of whether or not it's true.
>> I accept the truth, not your lies.
>
> Well I don't never deal in no lies - so please believe me when I preach
> the Truth - which is always.
You have only proven that you constantly lie.
>> Just having some fun with you.
>
> A trying to recruit me again I see. You won't succeed! God will
> protect me from your demons!
So "having fun" is defined as "recruiting?" I can start to see why you
think you see recruiting everywhere. You're deluded.
>> If you would get a job,
>
> I got a job. Why don't you write these things down in a little memo
> book so your memory's won't keep a leaking out of your brain?
No, a real job. One that you actually pay taxes on.
>> you'd have money for your family and to help the poor.
>
> I already got enough of both. I help the poor twenty times more than
> they help me!
I'll bet you wouldn't if your book of myths and fables didn't tell you to.
>> You never said it was a shelter. You said you feed them, but
>> never said you house them. In fact, you said your church won't run a
>> shelter because "the shelters only attract more of them." (February 29,
>> 2004)
>
> That's true too. We put up a few women that's a being chased by pimps
> so's they can get off the whore go round - but otherwise we don't wanna
> invite a bunch of derelicts in here from other places. Because of the
> weather this town is a magnet for bums - and the police get real mad if
> you kick one of them in the back side no matter how aggressive they get.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I can just imagine the confrontations with the police your
cult has had!
>> Those things are dangerous.
>
> DUH! We wanna keep people out!
It won't work.
>> They can also be defused.
>
> Not by no Mexicans.
Oh, yes they can.
>> The only way to ensure no one sneaks across is to post 24/7 guards
>> within sight of each other. (You would actually need two guards at each
>> post so they could look both ways at all times. You would also need to
>> make a guard schedule that would allow short tours so your people can
>> eat and use the bathroom, and monitor the guards for signs of
>> dehydration.)
>
> Why can't we just string up a high voltage electric fence? Or have a
> few gun turrets and just shoot a few of the trespassers?
Because there won't be enough people or resources left in the country.
>> Where many people dodn't drink anyway...
>
> There's still a lot of dry county's in this country. I think
> Prohibition will work once we get a strong Holy Black Queen in absolute
> power with the Holy Bible as our new Book of Laws.
Then you are obviously ignorant of history.
>> Canada. Europe. Asia.
>
> Princess Keesha or her son Prince Hammurabi will rule the whole world
> one day in Jesus' Name. You won't like the taxes they got to pay in
> Europe no ways. Eventually Mother Holiness will sink the Isle of Lesbos
> - so I wouldn't go there if I was you!
Hahaha. You and your delusions.
>> What is she going to do about the warlords? Good luck keeping
>> the fighting to a minimum.
>
> She will. She's got God on her side - and she will make economic
> reparations to the dispossessed.
>
>> Since when are the Israelis slaves?
>
> They got the Arabs around their neck. Mother Holiness will move them
> back to Arabia.
Racism and bigotry noted.
>> Why do you think only whites drink?
>
> They gave booze to the Black Man didn't they?
That just proves that white people aren't the only ones who drink.
>> Yeah, right. We would take everything we own and leave you
>> with nothing.
>
> Mother Holiness won't allow that.
She won't be able to stop us.
>> So you would kill your own people? (Radioactive particles can
>> be carried on the wind.) Do you even have people qualified to work with
>> large amounts of radiological material?
>
> God will protect us from all harm - and won't nobody get hurt if they
> just stay away from the borders like good little foreigners.
No, you would wipe out most of the people in the states that line the
Mexican border.
> Mother Holiness will help them get rid of their corrupt politicians and
> improve conditions in their own country so's there won't be so much a
> mooching.
And you think that hasn't been tried already?
>> You won't have a waiting list because there would be no one to
>> volunteer. Everyone will either leave, be patrolling the borders, or
>> dead or dying from radiation poisoning.
>
> No. The Truly Righteous will remain and prosper in the fertile climate
> of Justice and Peace.
And what will you do when the rest of the world declares war on you for
crimes against humanity?
>> Of course you won't. I'll be in Europe!
>
> Prince Hammurabi will annex the whole continent eventually - and you'll
> be cleansed on Mont Blanc in Switzerland then.
Your "prince" will do nothing of the sort. You really are deluded.
>> I have a mature woman who loves me for myself.
>
> That ain't love - that's only lust.
Prove it.
> You need a man to love you and take good care of you so's you won't be
> so head strong and rebellious.
Nope.
>> If he tries, then he obviously doesn't love me for myself. If
>> he did, he would respect my decision not to have kids.
>
> He knows that's really the devil's decision. Your eggs have a right to
> live. They wanna live. Don't you feel guilty a letting them wither and
> die?
She shouldn't. Eggs are not sentient beings. They have no desire to live.
> In prayer for you tonight -
>
> Reverend Mother Fucker
> God's Brainwashed Missionary
--
Lurlean Lie #27:
>Bard Kesnit <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message news:<mumjl0ptipaaul1k8...@4ax.com>...
>
>How many
>times just this month have you called me a whore?
You are a whore. You sold your body to keep a roof over our
head. Your only ambition is to have sex as much as possible.
>And a liar?
You are also a liar. You know NOTHING about being gay and
refuse to listen to those of us who do. (Heck, you don't even know
much about normal straight life.) You live in your own little world
with no concept about how most people live their lives.
> But you are queer, aren't you?
I'm gay. I'm not disgusting or filthy.
>but you used to post under
>your real name. Why do you feel so different now?
Two reasons, both of which I have told you before. First, I
learned about the wackos out there. Second, I post to another ng where
my nickname makes sense.
> And "Bard Kesnit" is such an obvious alias.
I never intended people to think it is my real name.
>> You are often insulting. You were insulting before Bill
>> started calling you MF.
>
>No - I don't never insult nobody.
Saying people are filthy isn't an insult?
>Who have I ever condemned to hell?
Me and Bill, just about daily.
>You've rejected all them things on account
>of you want cheap sex thrills
No, I reject your lies because I know God loves me the way I
am. I know you tell lies to make yourself feel important. God loves
everyone, but you need to tell yourself you are special. You aren't,
no more than me, Bill, Matt, or curtsybear.
>> So why do you keep committing more? Lying is a sin.
>
>That's why I don't never lie.
You lie all the time. We have caught you in numerous lies.
> You just bring your over flowing bucket of
>cheap (see thru) white wash
You said all lesbians hate men. I know that is a lie since I
am a lesbian and I don't hate men.
>And the Ten Commandments don't mention a
>lying by name. They speak of a bearing false witness against thy
>neighbor.
Which is lying. If you are allowed to read between the lies,
why can't we?
> Also - homo sexuality is considered a form of adultery
Adultery is having sex with someone who it married. Granted,
some gays do sleep with married men or women, but not all.
>> You have to repent and be forgiven of ALL of your sins. You
>> refuse to repent of your lies, therefore, they are not forgiven. You
>> are a sinner and will earn a sinner's reward if you don't change your
>> ways.
>
>Look who's a talking! An unrepentant lesbian that can't tell Truth
>from un-Truth.
My sins aren't under discussion here, and they are between me
and God. All I am saying is that you, too, have sins. If you expect to
get that mansion, you need to get to work earning it.
>> Then so will you for not marrying and starting a family as
>> soon as you hit puberty.
>
>You cut my sentence in half you hypocrite! I didn't say you'd die for
>every little eggy weggy you let run to waste period - just the one's
>you let die by a giving in to your evil lesbian lust.
Not really. Even before I came out, I knew I didn't want kids.
So even if I had not come out, I would have still "wasted" my eggs.
Also, I know several straight, married women who have chosen not to
have kids.
Under your logic, women are damned if they "waste" all their
eggs. You made no effort to get pregnant until you were 19 or 20, so
you "wasted" all the eggs produced from when you started puberty until
your wedding night.
>> I don't have any. My memory is fine. You seem to be the one
>> who can't remember things.
>
>No - I just refuse to buy into your white washed version of events.
Me telling you why I post under a nickname is whitewashing?
>If you ask me it's YOU that's a lying here - not me.
You can think whatever you want. I and everyone else know the
truth. You refuse to think. Instead, you swallow whole the lies your
church leaders tell.
>I remember the things you say just fine - I just don't fall for them.
Why not? Why would I "whitewash" my reasons for not posting
under my real name?
>I know you try to white wash the ugly truth about your evil life
>style.
No, I don't. You are just too lazy to find out the truth for
yourself. You would much rather sit around and guzzle down the swill
you have been told since the day you were born.
If you don't want to go to the community center, find a gay
Christian group. I know there are groups for Catholics, Episcopalians,
and Methodists.
>I supposed she bad mouthed me right and left.
She didn't mention you at all.
>Did you all sleep together yet?
I see you have forgotten that I'm faithful to Sage and Anne is
faithful to her girlfriend. It seems the only things you can remember
are the lies your church leaders tell.
> Have you had any three ways with her?
No. Neither of us are into that.
>> All of the lies you tell about gays.
>
>You couldn't name one HUH?
Fine. Here are a few...
All lesbians hate men.
The only gays who enter relationships are old, fat, ugly, sick, crazy,
or dirt poor.
Lesbians get fat because they want to make themselves ugly to men.
>Name one that you can say for CERTAIN without no hesitation is a lie.
All lesbians hate men.
The only gays who enter relationships are old, fat, ugly, sick, ugly
or dirt poor.
>Remember your history of repressed memory's and deep confusion.
I don't have a history of either. You are the one who is
deeply confused. You are the one who is too scared to leave her safe
little world and become a contributing member of society. You are the
one who believes she was put on this Earth solely to be a baby factory
for a man old enough to be her grandfather.
>I can just guess where your hand has been too!
On my keyboard or scratching the dogs behind their ears.
What's wrong with that?
>Is that why He caught me up in the Spirit last night and showed me
>visions of heaven?
Sure, He was showing you what you will earn if you would only
repent of your pride and your lies and worship Him.
>> Give me his last name and phone number so I can confirm that.
>
>The phone number is AVenida 5-IOLA.
So it doesn't exist. If he did, you would happily give me his
contact information, just to prove me wrong.
>> Not true. Some are, sure. Most are not.
>
>Do you personally know most of them?
I know a lot more than you do.
>> Just having some fun with you.
>
>A trying to recruit me again I see.
How is calling you a Satanist trying to recruit you?
>If he's elected his rich wife will run the country. That's the only real
>reason you like him.
My opinion of him has nothing to do with his wife. I haven't
heard enough about her to form an opinion of her one way or the other.
>> If you would get a job,
>
>I got a job. Why don't you write these things down in a little memo
>book so your memory's won't keep a leaking out of your brain?
I meant a real job, not the make-work your church gives you.
Put together a resume. Give your resume to employers. Go to
interviews. Get up every weekday morning (afternoon, evening), get
dressed, and go to work for about 40 hours/week.
>> you'd have money for your family and to help the poor.
>I already got enough of both.
You said you need all of your money for your "growing family,"
so obviously you don't have enough for both
>but otherwise we don't want to invite a bunch of derelicts in here from other places.
<sarcasm> What a Christian attitude... <end sarcasm>
>and the police get
>real mad if you kick one of them in the back side no matter how
>aggressive they get.
So why don't you call the cops when the "bums" get aggressive?
>> Those things are dangerous.
>
>DUH! We want to keep people out!
I meant you could blow yourselves up as easily as someone
trying to cross the border.
>> They can also be defused.
>
>Not by no Mexicans.
You might be surprised.
Also, you would have to have a large stockpile so you could
quickly replace detonated mines before people started slipping across.
>Why can't we just string up a high voltage electric fence?
Fences need an uninterrupted power source (which requires a
lot of fuel). They can also be shorted out.
>Or have a
>few gun turrets and just shoot a few of the trespassers?
You'd have to have a lot. Go back to what I said about guards.
>There's still a lot of dry county's in this country.
There are. However, if people from those counties want to
drink, they cross to the next county and drink, or buy a 6-pack and
take it home. (A dry county just means alcohol can't be bought. It
doesn't mean residents can't drink.)
>I think
>Prohibition will work once we get a strong Holy Black Queen in
>absolute power with the Holy Bible as our new Book of Laws.
If you think everyone would just roll over for what she said,
you would be wrong. Why do you think people would listen to her then
when they don't now?
However, since everyone would the country and the only people
left would be members of your group, maybe Prohibition would work.
>> Canada. Europe. Asia.
>
>Princess Keesha or her son Prince Hammurabi will rule the whole world
>one day in Jesus' Name.
The Roman tried that. The Huns tried that. Napoleon tried
that. No one succeeded.
> Eventually Mother Holiness will sink the Isle of
>Lesbos - so I wouldn't go there if I was you!
I wasn't. I would go to England.
>> Since when are the Israelis slaves?
>
>They got the Arabs around their neck. Mother Holiness will move them
>back to Arabia.
Israel is their Promised Land. If Mother Holiness gives them
the Arabian Peninsula, she is giving them more than God did.
>> Why do you think only whites drink?
>
>They gave booze to the Black Man didn't they?
But you said "If the whites can't get with the program and
think their booze and their sex and their power will save them." You
don't seem to think blacks drink.
>> Yeah, right. We would take everything we own and leave you
>> with nothing.
>
>Mother Holiness won't allow that.
She wouldn't be able to stop us.
>> So you would kill your own people? (Radioactive particles can
>> be carried on the wind.) Do you even have people qualified to work
>> with large amounts of radiological material?
>
> and won't nobody get hurt if they
>just stay away from the borders
Your people would need to place the material.
>> I have a mature woman who loves me for myself.
>
>That isn't love
Since you don't know us, you don't know anything about it.
You don't even know what love is. Your parents presented you
with a group of guys and told you to pick one. You never got to
experience the normal things, like dating. You didn't get to go
through the emotional maturation process that most people go through
as a teen. You didn't get to learn about emotions by experiencing
them.
>that's only lust.
Your first feelings for Thurgood were lust (or frustration at
the men your parents were parading). Love at first sight does not
exist. Lust at first sight does. If you really did feel anything when
you met Thurgood, it was nothing but pure, raw lust.
>You need a man to love you and
>take good care of you so you won't be so head strong and rebellious.
I'm not headstrong or rebellious. I listen to my parents and
my boss and do what I'm told. I may grouch later, but I do what I'm
told.
>> If he tries, then he obviously doesn't love me for myself. If
>> he did, he would respect my decision not to have kids.
>
>He knows that's really the devil's decision.
No, he knows his buddies would be jealous because he's got a
wife young enough to be his daughter.
>Your eggs have a right to live.
Eggs have no brain, so they have no basis to want anything.
And if they did, the eggs you wasted as a teen wanted to live,
too. But that didn't stop you from discarding them.
> Don't you feel guilty a letting them
>wither and die?
Nope, because I know they are better off dying than developing
and having me for a mother.
Bard Kesnit
>Matty <kaiw...@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message news:<BD7F3501.2438%kaiw...@yahoo.com.au>...
>
>> You are comparing person
>
>And YOU are a leaving out article!
People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
>How much weight have you lost
>since we last talked Smegmatty?
You shouldn't worry about other people's weight. Don't you
know most women put on weight during pregnancy? You aren't even taking
the time to drop "baby pounds" before you start putting on more! After
14 times, you'll probably look like a house.
>Almost everybody knows
>he killed her - but he's still on trial. People can observe his
>behavior and draw conclusions about it without a handing down no
>official judgment.
But they are still judging him. It may be only in their minds
or to friends, but they are judging him. Judgment doesn't have to be
official. When I go clothes shopping, I judge whether or not an outfit
looks good on me and buy accordingly.
>Therefore I can listen to Bard's description of her wanton sex life
I don't give you a description of my sex life. That is none of
your business.
>without actually a condemning her to hell myself.
But you are still judging me.
> and how much atonement on her part he's
You no longer capitalize the "H" when talking about God? Shame
on you!
>Are you still a virgin, Matty?
Why? Are you offering to take care of that? I don't think he'd
be interested. Even if Matty did like women, I doubt he'd want someone
like you - someone who would expect him to take care of her because
she is too lazy to take care of herself.
> They gave us Sigmund Freud, Albert Einstein, Isaac Asimov
I didn't think you approved of science fiction. You mocked me
because I read it.
>> There you go, you've committed another sin; pride. Get back and start
>> praying for another absolving of your sins.
>
>I ain't guilty of no pride.
This from the person who keeps saying how holy she is? You
have more pride than most people I've met.
Heck, you group leader calls herself a "queen."
>Ditto if she's got skeletons in the family closet such as a queer auntie or
>whore of a sister.
I guess your sisters will be spinsters, then. Although they
would probably just be lazy whores like you.
Bard Kesnit
> You are at least a liar.
No I ain't. I don't NEVER lie. How many times have I told you that
before? You're just confused about what the Truth is. It's real
simple - whatever a queer says is questionable. Whatever Father or
Mother Tucker say is TRUE. Queer = questionable. Tucker = TRUE!
Memorize that. And thank you for not a calling me a whore. Bard
calls me a whore all the time. God will dry out her bones for a
saying that about me.
> Deviant? Maybe.
Always.
> Eccentric? Possibly.
Unquestionably.
> Normal? Absolutely.
Queers is ABnormal. They don't know what their sex organs is for!
> So what? Why should she post under her real name?
Queers is supposed to be all out and proud and honest about their life
style. Bard ain't none of them things. She's sneaky and devious and
anxious to white wash every True Thing that I preach from the Bible.
> And we're not insulting you, Mother F*cker, we're just reproving you.
On what authority Booger Picker? My reproof is based on the Holy
Bible. You don't even believe the Bible. What do you believe? The
Origin of Species or the Oahspe or the Bag o' Velveeta?
> That is the same as being judgmental.
No it ain't. It's a being caring and loving on account of it warns
people of the dangers they face on account of all of their sins.
> I would hardly call a woman she's known for longer than you've known
> Thurgood a "strange woman."
She's strange in that the lust they feel for each other is profane.
> You are a documented liar.
No I ain't. You just can't understand the Higher Spiritual Truth that
I preach. You don't even try to grasp its Holy Purity.
> You mean we correct your bigoted viewpoints.
I ain't bigoted. I preach love and hope and healing for all perverts
and deviants - just not uncircumcised blasphemers.
> And you'll find out someday that God doesn't care one whit about
> homosexuality.
That ain't what the Bible says is it? That ain't what any TRUE
Christian Church says is it? That ain't what Father and Mother
Holiness say is it? She will be our future Black Queen and she will
criminalize homo sexual acts.
> Actually, you have:
No I ain't.
> "Bill Baker loves to hang out in gay bars and show off for compliments."
> news:7908c278.04040...@posting.google.com
You already told me you did that. If anybody's a lying about that -
it's YOU - not me!
> "Bill Baker hates the Black people and their sacred tongue too."
> news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
You hate Keesha and Hollis and Little Prince Hammurabi Jehu and their
Sacred Ebonic Preaching. They're all Black People. You make fun of
Crown Princess Keesha Love and her Holinesss preaching.
> "he says he believes souls come to earth from other planets."
> news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
You said that to Brother Buck? Did you forget already?
> "Bill Baker is in the pop Hindu cult."
> news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
Your belief in reincarnation proves that. That's pop Hinduism. I'm
right AGAIN - just like always.
> "He talks to people on this thread about a doing me harm."
> news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
Oh you do! You talked to old Thore and Adrian about a doing me harm.
> "All lesbians hate men."
> news:1dcee589.04091...@posting.google.com
They do! They don't feel the right kind of love for men and that
equals hate.
> "He goes to orgy's with five other men all the time and after they get
> thru screwing around they sit around in their hot tub talking about ways
> to hurt me."
> news:7908c278.03101...@posting.google.com
You do! I didn't say they was specifically sex orgy's did I? This
group is an orgy of indignation. That's the orgy you go to every day.
> "I am just posting stuff he claimed himself."
> news:7908c278.03101...@posting.google.com
That's completely true. Curtsybear said his boy friend held on to his
ears during their mouth sessions.
> "Sodomy is more important to you than anything else."
> news:7908c278.03110...@posting.google.com
It is. You defend and glorify it. What's more important to you than
sodomy? Nothing that I can see. I AM entitled to my opinion you
know. I always tell the Truth about that too.
> Only in your opinion.
No - in God's Holy Law.
> You're trying to cover up your lies with your cult's whitewash.
There ain't no lies to cover up - and I don't belong to no cult. I'm
a member of God's One TRUE Church!
> And if you ask us, it's YOU that's lying here.
Who asked you? Not me! Even if I don't ask, Satan speaks thru you
almost every day - and he makes you call me a liar.
> Prove it.
Read the "Kingdom Come!"
> ROTFLMAO!!!
Didn't you sign the same agenda? Does yours smell like smegma?
> More sex on the brain from M-*.
Whenever you get lesbians together the conversation quickly turns to
sex and you know it.
> Since I have documented your lies, I can easily help Bard out here:
>
> "Homo's are all play and no work. They get jobs only to recruit and gather
> support from other deviants such as your whores and dope addicts."
> news:7908c278.0312...@posting.google.com
But that's TRUE! They work only to further that evil agenda of
theirs. They couldn't care less about a helping the world.
> "A lot of the lezzy's drinks or cooks with menstrual blood."
> news:7908c278.04051...@posting.google.com
They do. You should see their wild sex orgy's. Some of them
sacrifices new born baby's to the devil!
> "All lesbians hate men."
> news:1dcee589.04091...@posting.google.com
They do! They don't feel love for men - they feel hate. Most of them
will even tell you that.
> I can say for sure that the above statements are exaggerations at least,
> and outright lies at most.
No - they're complete Truths - but on a high spiritual plane that you
may have never been to since you're trapped on the carnal level. Most
men like you think with their sex organs - not their brains.
> The fact that it is not a true statement.
But it is! If I say it - it's true. End of story.
> No, you were deluded.
No - I was blessed!
> That's your cult's
Cult? What cult? We belong to the True Holy Church - not no cult.
And if Bard wants to reach Robert and question him she will call that
number. Somebody has to monitor the conversation and pull the plug on
it when she starts in with the recruitment tactics - which she will.
> phone number. Is he living in your P.O. Box that you worship in?
We worship at a Holy Temple near by. We just don't publish the
address on account of we don't want no bombs.
> Based on the people we know, we draw conclusions about the rest of the gay
> population.
So do I! And the one's I know are sick sex maniacs that wanna do
kinky things all the time with total strangers.
> And we don't torture our friends until they tell us what we
> want to hear, regardless of whether or not it's true.
We don't neither. We inflict a little light pain on back slidden
sinners to help them focus on God's plan for their lives.
> You have only proven that you constantly lie.
No. I AM the Truth! I CAN'T lie. The Kingdom of God is within me!
The First Universal Christian Kingdom.
> So "having fun" is defined as "recruiting?" I can start to see why you
> think you see recruiting everywhere. You're deluded.
No. She wants me to let my guard down so she can attack me and try to
turn me queer thru vampirism. She could send trained bats out here to
bite me and infect me with lesbian germs.
> No, a real job. One that you actually pay taxes on.
I pay income tax. You all got the wrong idea about me. Why do you
all want me to be like you? You all are freaks! Why can't I be
myself?
> I'll bet you wouldn't if your book of myths and fables didn't tell you to.
My mythology books tell me about paganism. It's the Holy Bible that
teaches me to reach out to less fortunate people. Some I help along -
others I kick out of my way on account of they're no account filth.
> HAHAHAHAHA!!! I can just imagine the confrontations with the police your
> cult has had!
What cult? The police are very supportive of our Holy Church - even
if they did take away the bull dozer we were a using to demolish the
homeless camps in vacant lots. There was fornication, whoredom and
QUEER SEX a going on down there and all of that had to stop.
> It won't work.
Don't you think illegal immigration is a problem? I notice that don't
neither Bush NOR Kerry care about that issue. Them people stream
across the border all day long with all their diseases. And their
smegma. Why can't they fix their own backward country instead?
> Oh, yes they can.
Please! Mexicans are real ignoeant of technology. And all you got to
do is label the bombs in English on account of they all REFUSE to
learn even a single word of our language.
> Because there won't be enough people or resources left in the country.
If enough intruders is shot dead the flow of freeloaders will dry up.
> Then you are obviously ignorant of history.
This country ain't had no Black Queen before. She'll be different
from all the other people that's been in charge of this country.
> Hahaha. You and your delusions.
That's a prophecy! It will come true. You will be put in a nut house
for blasphemers.
> Racism and bigotry noted.
That ain't racism. Them Arabs cause trouble wherever they go. They
need to be contained down in their desert. Let them drink their dirty
crude oil.
> That just proves that white people aren't the only ones who drink.
No - but rich whites use booze to enslave the Blacks. Once Our Holy
Black Queen is in absolute and total power, won't no booze be made -
and the Blacks will be free from white tyranny.
> She won't be able to stop us.
She will have absolute power. Her wish will be your command.
> No, you would wipe out most of the people in the states that line the
> Mexican border.
No. We got ways of a handling the radioactive sludge. The Mexicans
will move it from the nucular reactors while they're a being deported.
We'll move them along from helicopters a safe distance away.
> And you think that hasn't been tried already?
Not by no Black Queen in a Holy Theocracy it ain't. Las Vegas will be
burnt to the ground.
> And what will you do when the rest of the world declares war on you for
> crimes against humanity?
That won't never happen. What about all the white on Black genocide
in Mother Africa now? Mother Holiness will stop that.
> Your "prince" will do nothing of the sort. You really are deluded.
No. That's Crown Princess Keesha's first born son. He will be our
Black Emperor one day. He will rule the whole world!
> Prove it.
Lesbians can't love. The Bible calls what they feel for each other
unnatural lust. It's like a disease.
> Nope.
Yes! Bard desperately needs a man to rein in her crazy wild side that
wants to rebel and lick bush. Her daddy obviously didn't whoop her
enough at home when she started a turning all queer.
> She shouldn't. Eggs are not sentient beings. They have no desire to live.
I've heard hundreds of lesbians eggs a crying out to be spared death
in a sanitary pad. I've even heard queer men's sperms a crying out
not to be extracted by hand or mouth or butt hole.
God will avenge us!
Reverend Mother Tucker (Tucker! TUCKER!!!)
The Lord's Special Love and Healing Agent
>> You are at least a liar.
> No I ain't.
"Ain't." (LOL!!!!!)
> I don't NEVER lie.
Ther you have it Bill. She ADMITS that she lies.
Q.E.D.
(As a result of that admission, she has NO credibility,
so the remainder of her SWILL has been flushed.>
[ ... ]
> [IRreverent Mother Fucker (Fucker! FUCKER!!!)
> Satan's Special Hatemongering Agent]
-- Craig Chilton <xana...@mchsi.com>
(REAL name and e-mail address, lest any bigot wrongly
think I'm hiding behind an a alias. The "alias," above,
is designed to be a visible MESSAGE, each time I post.)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Every time a person supports bigotry in public, and presents NO
relevant FACTS to back his/her stance in behalf of a loathsome
agenda against individual liberties and human rights, that person
has -- ironically -- further **damaged** the cause he/she supports.
And every time a fair-minded and sensible egalitarian opposes
such a bigot, publicly, and **presents** relevant FACTS that are
damaging to the bigot's agenda, that TOO is an additional nail in
the coffin lid of the agenda, and a push of that casket CLOSER
to the Drain of Extinction -- its well-deserved ultimate destination.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kerry -- two medals: a silver and bronze star.
Bush? Well -- they don't give medals for
going AWOL, missing your medical and
getting grounded or falling off of a bar stool.
Kerry -- a hero, Bush -- a zero.
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.2 trillion and worsening...
The Bush 'economic' policy: - 3 million jobs and counting...
The Bush Iraq lie: - 1,052 GIs, and mounting...
Having Bush louse up my country: Worthless
> On 28 Sep 2004 20:58:55 -0700, mother...@wowmail.com (Reverend
> Mother Tucker) wrote:
>
>> Matty <kaiw...@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>> news:<BD7F3501.2438%kaiw...@yahoo.com.au>...
>>
>>> You are comparing person
>>
>> And YOU are a leaving out article!
>
> People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
>
>> How much weight have you lost
>> since we last talked Smegmatty?
>
> You shouldn't worry about other people's weight. Don't you
> know most women put on weight during pregnancy? You aren't even taking
> the time to drop "baby pounds" before you start putting on more! After
> 14 times, you'll probably look like a house.
Well actually I have lost weight, I'm now 99kg however, that doesn't take
into account muscle mass when comparing it to the height-weight chart.
As for Smegmatty, poor old Mother Tucker still lives in the 1950s where she
thinks there is actually a reason for circumcise; the stories she tells are
nothing more than old wives tales.
Matty
And here I was thinking she was still living in a somewhat earlier decade...
perhaps the 1250's or so.
--
__________________________________
"Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes
up. It knows it must run faster than the
fastest lion or it will be killed...every morning
a lion wakes up it knows it must outrun the
slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It
doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a
gazelle...when the sun comes up, you'd
better be running."
Who gives a crap? You are a lousy troll, though.
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
> Bill Baker
><wba...@postiniwini.spermcon.orgy>said in message
>news:<pan.2004.09.29....@postiniwini.spermcon.orgy>...
>
>No I'm not. I NEVER lie.
Bill and I have posted examples of your lies several times.
> You're just confused about what the truth is.
You are the confused one. You are the one who can't be
bothered to leave her safe little world and face reality.
> It's really
>simple - whatever a queer says is questionable. Whatever Father or
>Mother Tucker says is TRUE.
You have that backwards. We tell the truth. You either
willfully lie or repeat the lies your church leaders tell (and
apparently make up for yourself since you claim to be a leader now).
>Queers is ABnormal.
You are abnormal. Do you think most women marry a man old
enough to be their grandfather? (Unless of course he is a millionaire
or billionaire.) Do you think most women willingly and knowingly turn
themselves into baby factories?
>Queers are supposed to be all out and proud and honest about their life
>style. Bard is none of those things.
Yes, I am. In my real life, I am out. Obviously, I'm out here
as well. If I wasn't, I wouldn't post the fact that I'm gay on just
about a daily basis.
>She's sneaky and devious
You don't know me, so you have no basis to make that
statement.
Yet another lie to add to your growing list.
>> And we're not insulting you, Mother F*cker, we're just reproving you.
>
>On what authority, Bill?
Our own.
>My reproof is based on the Holy
>Bible.
No, it isn't. Your reproof is based on the lies you choose to
believe.
>> That is the same as being judgmental.
>
>No it isn't.
Judging doesn't have to be negative. Any time you weigh
options and make a decision, you are judging.
>She's strange in that the lust they feel for each other is profane.
The lust you felt when you met Thurgood is profane. Sage
wasn't already middle aged when I was born. You and he have no common
life experiences. You have no basis for friendship with each other.
You don't even have the ability to grow old together.
>I preach love and hope
You preach lies and hate.
>> And you'll find out someday that God doesn't care one whit about
>> homosexuality.
>
>That isn't what the Bible says, is it?
Actually, it is what the Bible says. The verses you keep
quoting are about temple prostitution.
>That isn't what Father and Mother
>Holiness say, is it?
Who cares what they think or say?
>She will be our future Black Queen and she will
>criminalize homo sexual acts.
Do you really think that will make people straight? Sodomy was
illegal for a long time, but that didn't atop people from being gay,
they just had to hide. That's like when people considered the left
hand to be evil and forced kids to use their right. That didn't make
kids right-handed, it just meant they had to hide their
left-handedness.
>You hate Keesha and Hollis and Little Prince Hammurabi Jehu and their
>Sacred Ebonic Preaching.
He doesn't know them, so how could he hate them?
Two (of 3) of my office mates are black. Neither speaks in
Ebonics.
>They're all Black People.
There a lot of black people. I'm sure Bill doesn't make fun of
them all.
>> "Bill Baker is in the pop Hindu cult."
>> news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
>
>Your belief in reincarnation proves that.
No, it doesn't. Several religions believe in reincarnation.
>> "All lesbians hate men."
>> news:1dcee589.04091...@posting.google.com
>
>They do!
No, we don't.
>They don't feel the right kind of love for men and that
>equals hate.
That is a load of crap. By that logic, Thurgood hates men!
Some of my good friends are guys. I get along great with almost every
guy I know.
>> "He goes to orgy's with five other men all the time and after they get
>> thru screwing around they sit around in their hot tub talking about ways
>> to hurt me."
>> news:7908c278.03101...@posting.google.com
>
>You do! I didn't say they was specifically sex orgy's did I?
That is what screwing means...
>> "Sodomy is more important to you than anything else."
>> news:7908c278.03110...@posting.google.com
>
>It is. You defend and glorify it.
No, it isn't. There are a lot more important things in life
than sex.
>What's more important to you than sodomy?
My love for Sage (which is not based on sex). My family. My
dogs. My friends.
Things that you have no concept of since your life revolves
around sex (your sex life with Thurgood and what you imagine everyone
else is doing).
> I AM entitled to my opinion, you know. I always tell the truth about that too.
But your opinion isn't the truth.
>> Only in your opinion.
>
>No - in God's Holy Law.
Where?
>> And if you ask us, it's YOU that's lying here.
>
>Who asked you?
We never asked for your opinions either.
>> Prove it.
>
>Read the "Kingdom Come!"
So you have no proof.
>Didn't you sign the same agenda?
There is no gay agenda.
>> More sex on the brain from M-*.
>
>Whenever you get lesbians together, the conversation quickly turns to
>sex and you know it.
That is another pile of crap. I've been in a group of lesbians
many times and the topic has not turned to sex. Unlike you, we are not
obsessed with what other people do in the bedroom.
>> "Homo's are all play and no work. They get jobs only to recruit and gather
>> support from other deviants such as your whores and dope addicts."
>
>But that's TRUE! They work only to further that evil agenda of
>theirs.
No, it isn't. When I go to work, I have work to do. Few of my
co-workers even know I'm gay.
>They couldn't care less about a helping the world.
You don't know jack about what I do for a living. I do a heck
of a more than you do to help this country. All you do is have sex so
you can pop out more kids for other people to support.
>> "A lot of the lezzy's drinks or cooks with menstrual blood."
>> news:7908c278.04051...@posting.google.com
>
>They do.
No, we don't.
>You should see their wild sex orgy's. Some of them
>sacrifices new born baby's to the devil!
Another lie for your growing list.
>> "All lesbians hate men."
>> news:1dcee589.04091...@posting.google.com
>
>They do! They don't feel love for men - they feel hate. Most of them
>will even tell you that.
Not true. Some lesbians are separatists and prefer to live on
"womyn's land," yes. Many of us do not. We work, play, and sometimes
live with men (as friends).
>> The fact that it is not a true statement.
>
>But it is! If I say it - it's true. End of story.
You can say the sky is orange with pink poca dots. That
doesn't make it true.
>And if Bard wants to reach Robert and question him she will call that
>number.
So give me his number. One that can be called by anyone from
anywhere.
>Somebody has to monitor the conversation and pull the plug on
>it when she starts in with the recruitment tactics - which she will.
I don't recruit women. Why would I try to recruit a guy?
>> Based on the people we know, we draw conclusions about the rest of the gay
>> population.
>
>So do I!
But you don't know any out and happy gays. Bill and I do -
lots of them.
>> And we don't torture our friends until they tell us what we
>> want to hear, regardless of whether or not it's true.
>
>We don't neither.
You said you do.
"We already know what's true though - so we stop only when they admit
the Truth." Sept 21, 2004
Seems you contradicted your own statement. Proof in your own
words that you do lie.
>> So "having fun" is defined as "recruiting?" I can start to see why you
>> think you see recruiting everywhere. You're deluded.
>
>No. She wants me to let my guard down so she can attack me and try to
>turn me queer thru vampirism.
I don't recruit. And even if I did, I wouldn't go after a
lazy, ignorant, lying whore who expects someone else to take care of
her and all the kids she keeps popping out.
>She could send trained bats out here to
>bite me and infect me with lesbian germs.
ROFL. Maybe I need to start a sig file for myself. This can be
the first entry.
> It's the Holy Bible that
>teaches me to reach out to less fortunate people.
As Bill said, I bet you wouldn't if the Bible didn't tell you
to.
>Some I help along -
>others I kick out of my way on account of they're no account filth.
<sarcasm> Such a Christian attitude... <end sarcasm>
>The police are very supportive of our Holy Church - even
>if they did take away the bulldozer we were using to demolish the
>homeless camps in vacant lots.
Did you have a construction permit? I doubt you did.
>Don't you think illegal immigration is a problem?
It is, but your plans won't work to stop it.
>Please! Mexicans are real ignoeant of technology.
Some are, some aren't.
More racism, I see...
>> Because there won't be enough people or resources left in the country.
>
>If enough intruders are shot dead the flow of freeloaders will dry up.
What does that have to do with what Bill said? By killing
those people who try to cross the border, you'll be killing off you
potential workforce.
There will be plenty of jobs for those few who stay and want
them. As for freeloaders, you'll always have them.
>> Then you are obviously ignorant of history.
>
>This country ain't had no Black Queen before.
So? You still need to study history. People don't change just
because their political leader did.
>> Racism and bigotry noted.
>
>That ain't racism. Them Arabs cause trouble wherever they go.
That is racism. You are negatively judging a group based only
on their race.
>> She won't be able to stop us.
>
>She will have absolute power.
You really need a civics lesson. There is no way a President
can set up a dictatorship. There are policies and programs in place to
stop that. It's called "Enduring Constitutional Government" and
"Continuance of Government." Read up on them. You'll learn a lot.
>No. We got ways of a handling the radioactive sludge.
What kind of training and certifications do your people have?
> We'll move them along from helicopters a safe distance away.
Radioactive particles can be windborne. Using helos, you would
stir up the dust and increase the risk of infecting yourselves.
>> And what will you do when the rest of the world declares war on you for
>> crimes against humanity?
>
>That won't never happen.
Yes, it will. Quickly.
>What about all the white on Black genocide
>in Mother Africa now?
The genocide being discussed at the UN?
>> Prove it.
>
>Lesbians can't love.
Yes, we can. As I said yesterday, you don't even know what
love is because you never got the chance to learn.
>Yes! Bard desperately needs a man
You need someone to teach you about life.
>to rein in her crazy wild side
I don't have one. Unlike you, I grew up and became a
responsible, functioning member of society.
>I've heard hundreds of lesbians eggs crying out to be spared death
>in a sanitary pad.
Hearing things that don't exist is a sign of mental illness.
Maybe that is the root of your problem - you are insane.
I notice you said nothing about the eggs of straight women who
are not trying to get pregnant, or about your own eggs from the onset
of puberty until your wedding night.
> I've even heard queer men's sperms a crying out
>not to be extracted by hand or mouth or butt hole.
Again, you say nothing about the sperm of straight men being "
extracted by hand or mouth or butt hole," or those that get up there
only to find no egg waiting.
Bard Kesnit
> Satan RAGED thru old Booger Picking Blasphemer Bill Baker
> <wba...@postiniwini.spermcon.orgy> AGAIN in message
> news:<pan.2004.09.29....@postiniwini.spermcon.orgy>...
You just can't stop thinking of sex when you think of me, can you? Sorry
to disappoint you, but I'm not interested.
>> You are at least a liar.
>
> No I ain't. I don't NEVER lie. How many times have I told you that
> before? You're just confused about what the Truth is. It's real simple
> - whatever a queer says is questionable. Whatever Father or Mother
> Tucker say is TRUE. Queer = questionable. Tucker = TRUE! Memorize
> that.
Sorry, but you are a documented liar. You will never convince me
otherwise because you are a liar.
> And thank you for not a calling me a whore. Bard calls me a whore all
> the time. God will dry out her bones for a saying that about me.
Prove it.
>> Deviant? Maybe.
>
> Always.
>
>> Eccentric? Possibly.
>
> Unquestionably.
>
>> Normal? Absolutely.
>
> Queers is ABnormal. They don't know what their sex organs is for!
It is very normal for homosexuals to be attracted to the same sex.
>> So what? Why should she post under her real name?
>
> Queers is supposed to be all out and proud and honest about their life
> style. Bard ain't none of them things. She's sneaky and devious and
> anxious to white wash every True Thing that I preach from the Bible.
Not true. Some gays are very private people who don't care to share their
personal lives.
>> And we're not insulting you, Mother F*cker, we're just reproving you.
>
> On what authority Booger Picker?
My own, Mother Fucker.
> My reproof is based on the Holy Bible. You don't even believe the
> Bible. What do you believe? The Origin of Species or the Oahspe or the
> Bag o' Velveeta?
At least The Origin of Species and the Bag o' Velveeta have more facts in
them than the Bible. As for the Oahspe, I have never read it, but it's
probably no more based in fact than the Bible is.
>> That is the same as being judgmental.
>
> No it ain't. It's a being caring and loving on account of it warns
> people of the dangers they face on account of all of their sins.
Whatever type of spin you choose to put on it, it's still being judgmental.
>> I would hardly call a woman she's known for longer than you've known
>> Thurgood a "strange woman."
>
> She's strange in that the lust they feel for each other is profane.
In your opinion.
>> You are a documented liar.
>
> No I ain't. You just can't understand the Higher Spiritual Truth that I
> preach. You don't even try to grasp its Holy Purity.
That's what I said - you're a documented liar.
>> You mean we correct your bigoted viewpoints.
>
> I ain't bigoted. I preach love and hope and healing for all perverts
> and deviants - just not uncircumcised blasphemers.
You are bigoted.
>> And you'll find out someday that God doesn't care one whit about
>> homosexuality.
>
> That ain't what the Bible says is it? That ain't what any TRUE
> Christian Church says is it? That ain't what Father and Mother Holiness
> say is it? She will be our future Black Queen and she will criminalize
> homo sexual acts.
Who cares what the book of fairy tales says? And your Mother Holiness
will never be our future Black Queen, any more than I will.
>> Actually, you have:
>
> No I ain't.
Yes, you have.
>> "Bill Baker loves to hang out in gay bars and show off for
>> compliments." news:7908c278.04040...@posting.google.com
>
> You already told me you did that. If anybody's a lying about that -
> it's YOU - not me!
I never said I did that. You lied.
>> "Bill Baker hates the Black people and their sacred tongue too."
>> news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
>
> You hate Keesha and Hollis and Little Prince Hammurabi Jehu and their
> Sacred Ebonic Preaching. They're all Black People. You make fun of
> Crown Princess Keesha Love and her Holinesss preaching.
Just because I make fun of people who happen to be black (and I seriously
question whether they are) doesn't mean that I hate black people.
>> "he says he believes souls come to earth from other planets."
>> news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
>
> You said that to Brother Buck? Did you forget already?
I said no such thing. Why don't you post my quote here so we can see what
a liar you are?
>> "Bill Baker is in the pop Hindu cult."
>> news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
>
> Your belief in reincarnation proves that. That's pop Hinduism. I'm
> right AGAIN - just like always.
Hindus are not the only ones who believe in reincarnation. You lied.
>> "He talks to people on this thread about a doing me harm."
>> news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
>
> Oh you do! You talked to old Thore and Adrian about a doing me harm.
When? Post a quote. Or are you afraid to show us that you are lying
again?
>> "All lesbians hate men."
>> news:1dcee589.04091...@posting.google.com
>
> They do! They don't feel the right kind of love for men and that equals
> hate.
Nope. You're wrong again, liar.
>> "He goes to orgy's with five other men all the time and after they get
>> thru screwing around they sit around in their hot tub talking about
>> ways to hurt me."
>> news:7908c278.03101...@posting.google.com
>
> You do!
That's news to me. Can you prove it?
> I didn't say they was specifically sex orgy's did I? This group is an
> orgy of indignation. That's the orgy you go to every day.
So prove that I come here with "five other men" and then "sit around in
(our) hot tub talking about ways to hurt (you)."
>> "I am just posting stuff he claimed himself."
>> news:7908c278.03101...@posting.google.com
>
> That's completely true. Curtsybear said his boy friend held on to his
> ears during their mouth sessions.
Once again, you were not talking about curtsybear, you were talking about
me. You have once again exposed your ignorance and lying.
>> "Sodomy is more important to you than anything else."
>> news:7908c278.03110...@posting.google.com
>
> It is.
Is it? That's news to me. Care to prove it?
> You defend and glorify it. What's more important to you than sodomy?
> Nothing that I can see. I AM entitled to my opinion you know. I always
> tell the Truth about that too.
If it is your opinion, you should have said, "I think..." Not that you
actually do, however.
>> Only in your opinion.
>
> No - in God's Holy Law.
That's what I said - your opinion.
>> You're trying to cover up your lies with your cult's whitewash.
>
> There ain't no lies to cover up - and I don't belong to no cult. I'm a
> member of God's One TRUE Church!
There are plenty of lies from your cult to cover up.
>> And if you ask us, it's YOU that's lying here.
>
> Who asked you? Not me! Even if I don't ask, Satan speaks thru you
> almost every day - and he makes you call me a liar.
Nobody makes me do anything, least of all your mythical talking snake.
>> Prove it.
>
> Read the "Kingdom Come!"
That's opinion written by people, just like the Bible. I want actual
proof.
>> ROTFLMAO!!!
>
> Didn't you sign the same agenda?
There is no "agenda" to sign.
> Does yours smell like smegma?
Still obsessed with my nonexistent smegma, eh?
>> More sex on the brain from M-*.
>
> Whenever you get lesbians together the conversation quickly turns to sex
> and you know it.
No, but I do know that whenever you are here the conversation quickly
turns to sex, pervert.
>> Since I have documented your lies, I can easily help Bard out here:
>>
>> "Homo's are all play and no work. They get jobs only to recruit and
>> gather support from other deviants such as your whores and dope
>> addicts." news:7908c278.0312...@posting.google.com
>
> But that's TRUE! They work only to further that evil agenda of theirs.
> They couldn't care less about a helping the world.
Bullshit. You're seeing the world through cult-colored glasses.
>> "A lot of the lezzy's drinks or cooks with menstrual blood."
>> news:7908c278.04051...@posting.google.com
>
> They do. You should see their wild sex orgy's. Some of them sacrifices
> new born baby's to the devil!
Just what were you doing at a wild sex orgy for lesbians? And even IF it
were true for some lesbians, that doesn't mean "a lot" of them do it.
>> "All lesbians hate men."
>> news:1dcee589.04091...@posting.google.com
>
> They do! They don't feel love for men - they feel hate. Most of them
> will even tell you that.
You have no idea what other people think. You are lying.
>> I can say for sure that the above statements are exaggerations at
>> least, and outright lies at most.
>
> No - they're complete Truths - but on a high spiritual plane that you
> may have never been to since you're trapped on the carnal level. Most
> men like you think with their sex organs - not their brains.
Sorry, but I see your lies for what they are. You just can't stand that I
shine the light of truth on them.
>> The fact that it is not a true statement.
>
> But it is! If I say it - it's true. End of story.
Sorry, but you have lied too many times for me to believe that.
>> No, you were deluded.
>
> No - I was blessed!
That's what I said - deluded.
>> That's your cult's
>
> Cult? What cult? We belong to the True Holy Church - not no cult. And
> if Bard wants to reach Robert and question him she will call that
> number. Somebody has to monitor the conversation and pull the plug on
> it when she starts in with the recruitment tactics - which she will.
The fact that you are deluded and see "recruitment tactics" where there
are none simply proves that you are deluded and afraid of the truth.
>> phone number. Is he living in your P.O. Box that you worship in?
>
> We worship at a Holy Temple near by. We just don't publish the address
> on account of we don't want no bombs.
Legitimate churches publish their address. Religious cults and fraud
churches who want to evade taxes only publish a P.O. Box. Besides, isn't
your cult on Van Ness Ave?
>> Based on the people we know, we draw conclusions about the rest of the
>> gay population.
>
> So do I! And the one's I know are sick sex maniacs that wanna do kinky
> things all the time with total strangers.
Exactly! Your views are colored by the seedy homosexuals you meet. At
least Bard and I admit those people exist.
>> And we don't torture our friends until they tell us what we want to
>> hear, regardless of whether or not it's true.
>
> We don't neither. We inflict a little light pain on back slidden
> sinners to help them focus on God's plan for their lives.
That is the definition of torture.
>> You have only proven that you constantly lie.
>
> No. I AM the Truth! I CAN'T lie. The Kingdom of God is within me! The
> First Universal Christian Kingdom.
So now your cult is inside you? Do people hold meetings in your small
intestine?
>> So "having fun" is defined as "recruiting?" I can start to see why you
>> think you see recruiting everywhere. You're deluded.
>
> No. She wants me to let my guard down so she can attack me and try to
> turn me queer thru vampirism. She could send trained bats out here to
> bite me and infect me with lesbian germs.
Yep, I was right - you're deluded.
>> No, a real job. One that you actually pay taxes on.
>
> I pay income tax. You all got the wrong idea about me. Why do you all
> want me to be like you? You all are freaks! Why can't I be myself?
Who said you had to be anything like us? And if you ask me, you're the
freak.
>> I'll bet you wouldn't if your book of myths and fables didn't tell you
>> to.
>
> My mythology books tell me about paganism. It's the Holy Bible that
> teaches me to reach out to less fortunate people. Some I help along -
> others I kick out of my way on account of they're no account filth.
Exactly. Your book of myths and fairy tales is the only reason you help
poor people. If the Bible didn't say to do that, you would feel free to
treat them badly.
>> HAHAHAHAHA!!! I can just imagine the confrontations with the police
>> your cult has had!
>
> What cult? The police are very supportive of our Holy Church
That's not what they told me.
> - even if they did take away the bull dozer we were a using to demolish
> the homeless camps in vacant lots. There was fornication, whoredom and
> QUEER SEX a going on down there and all of that had to stop.
ROTFLMAO!!! So just because of that you think that you have the right to
destroy other people's property?
>> It won't work.
>
> Don't you think illegal immigration is a problem?
Whether or not I think that is not the issue. Your "solution" won't work.
<snip delusions>
>> Oh, yes they can.
>
> Please! Mexicans are real ignoeant of technology. And all you got to
> do is label the bombs in English on account of they all REFUSE to learn
> even a single word of our language.
Not true. There are some very intelligent Mexicans. They would figure it
out if they had to.
>> Because there won't be enough people or resources left in the country.
>
> If enough intruders is shot dead the flow of freeloaders will dry up.
Yes, and everybody will leave the country.
>> Then you are obviously ignorant of history.
>
> This country ain't had no Black Queen before. She'll be different from
> all the other people that's been in charge of this country.
That's what they all say.
>> Hahaha. You and your delusions.
>
> That's a prophecy! It will come true. You will be put in a nut house
> for blasphemers.
You should be in a nut house right now, if you're not already.
>> Racism and bigotry noted.
>
> That ain't racism. Them Arabs cause trouble wherever they go. They
> need to be contained down in their desert. Let them drink their dirty
> crude oil.
More racism and bigotry noted.
>> That just proves that white people aren't the only ones who drink.
>
> No - but rich whites use booze to enslave the Blacks. Once Our Holy
> Black Queen is in absolute and total power, won't no booze be made - and
> the Blacks will be free from white tyranny.
Well, that will never happen. Too bad for you!
>> She won't be able to stop us.
>
> She will have absolute power. Her wish will be your command.
I don't care how much power she has. She still won't be able to stop us.
>> No, you would wipe out most of the people in the states that line the
>> Mexican border.
>
> No. We got ways of a handling the radioactive sludge. The Mexicans
> will move it from the nucular reactors while they're a being deported.
> We'll move them along from helicopters a safe distance away.
That still wouldn't prevent people from dying in the states that line the
Mexican border.
>> And you think that hasn't been tried already?
>
> Not by no Black Queen in a Holy Theocracy it ain't. Las Vegas will be
> burnt to the ground.
Hahaha. You and your delusions.
>> And what will you do when the rest of the world declares war on you for
>> crimes against humanity?
>
> That won't never happen.
Yes, I'm sure Hitler said that, too.
> What about all the white on Black genocide in Mother Africa now? Mother
> Holiness will stop that.
No she won't. Most likely, she'll never be a leader of anything more than
your pissant little cult.
>> Your "prince" will do nothing of the sort. You really are deluded.
>
> No. That's Crown Princess Keesha's first born son. He will be our
> Black Emperor one day. He will rule the whole world!
More delusions.
>> Prove it.
>
> Lesbians can't love. The Bible calls what they feel for each other
> unnatural lust. It's like a disease.
Prove it.
>> Nope.
>
> Yes! Bard desperately needs a man to rein in her crazy wild side that
> wants to rebel and lick bush. Her daddy obviously didn't whoop her
> enough at home when she started a turning all queer.
Even if he did, she would have still turned out a lesbian, because that's
what she is.
>> She shouldn't. Eggs are not sentient beings. They have no desire to
>> live.
>
> I've heard hundreds of lesbians eggs a crying out to be spared death in
> a sanitary pad. I've even heard queer men's sperms a crying out not to
> be extracted by hand or mouth or butt hole.
You're really deluded if you're hearing voices.
> God will avenge us!
Why don't you go explain your theories to the nearest psychiatrist?
> Reverend Mother Fucker (Fucker! FUCKER!!!)
> The Bigoted and Deluded Cultist
--
Lurlean Lie #22:
"They call his name out at orgy's in at least three different states."
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> You are a whore.
No I ain't! And if you're a gonna call me, a faithful married lady
and Woman of God, a whore - then you can't get mad when I call you a
filthy dyke. Deal?
> You sold your body to keep a roof over our head.
I ain't never in my life took so much as one red cent for any kinda
sex. When I graduated from high school my daddy put a note on the
bulletin board at our Holy Church a saying I was ready to get hitched
and that he was a taking applications for a beautiful young bride that
could both cook and crochet. I was real nervous about the cooking
part on account of I burnt things a lot and mama had to whoop me when
I got too wrapped up in my Bible study to baste the roast. Then Daddy
invited different suitors to come over and eat a dinner that I cooked.
Almost off of them liked my cooking - even though it was pretty
simple - but some of them said I was too young. A lot of them I
didn't like at all - specially if they was bald or fat. So I took two
full yeears of Bible College at First Universal Christian Kingdom
University to learn how to be a good wife and mother. Finally Daddy
brung Thurgood Tucker - a recent widower - over and I clicked with
him. We got married in the Holy Church a few days later. We didn't
have no sex before marriage - and my daddy gave him the dowry - not
vice versa. We believe in a doing stuff the old fashioned way. I
ain't no whore. Listen to what old Moira de Swardt from Mother Africa
told you about decent wives and mothers that puts their family's
first. That's what I am - not no whore!
> Your only ambition is to have sex as much as possible.
You're crazy! That's the average queer's ambition. My goal in life
is to lead as many souls as possible to a saving knowledge of Christ
Jesus thru my evangelical work. I especially wanna cleanse more
queers and dykes in the days to come.
> You are also a liar.
No - I ain't no liar neither. You and your sick friends are just so
caught up in the things of the flesh that you can't discern the Holy
Spiritual Truth that I preach in this news group.
> You know NOTHING about being gay
That doesn't mean I don't know how homo sexuals behave. You don't
have to be no giraffe to study up on their eating and mating habits -
do you? Same with homo sexuals. They're lustful, rebellious and
impulsive. They do degrading things with their body's and defy God's
Holy Laws every day on account of they believe the devil's filthy
lies. And you - a common lesbian - come along with the queer agenda
in one hand and a big pail of white wash in t'other to tell me that
most homo sexuals are actually decent people that do good deeds most
of the time. Why can't I see such homo's out here in their sex
capital of the country - New Sodom? Where are they a hiding? Down at
the white wash factory?
> and refuse to listen to those of us who do.
I listen to you. I read everything you write in here. I just don't
believe a word of it. I know better. Homo sexuals are wicked people.
Why do you think there's so many of you all in hell?
> (Heck, you don't even know much about normal straight life.)
Normal for you involves mouth sex, butt sex, fornication, lies and
infiltration of the Navy. If that's what you mean by normal - I don't
want no part of it.
> You live in your own little world with no concept about how most people live > their lives.
Most people are sinners. I'm saved. Why should I follow the herd?
Why do you want me to behave like you - a common sinner?
> I'm gay. I'm not disgusting or filthy.
OK. Would you agree that most of the world can look on a woman that
licks on another woman as disgusting? To decent people that's an
unnatural, unwholesome act.
> Two reasons, both of which I have told you before. First, I
> learned about the wackos out there.
Ain't you one of them?
> Second, I post to another ng where my nickname makes sense.
Oh - I don't really care what name you use. The point is you come in
here every day a lying about yourself - and then turn around and call
me a liar even though I ALWAYS tell the God's honest truth.
> I never intended people to think it is my real name.
So you want people to know you're a liar and a cheat HUH? OK - but I
ain't. I'm a good woman that sincerely tries to help sinners just
like you.
> Saying people are filthy isn't an insult?
No - that's an assessment of their spiritual state. I offer to
cleanse them of ALL of their filthiness - except old Booger Picker on
account of he blasphemed the Lord and now must go to hell forever.
Sorry - I don't make the rules - I just carry them out in God's Name.
> Me and Bill, just about daily.
No! Bill condemned his own self to hell thru his ugly blasphemy.
What does the Bible say about that? And I only warn you that you're
on the road to hell - a road with a gay bar or bath house on every
block. I ain't never signed no death warrant to say that you're
condemned to hell. I'm just a warning you that most lesbians wind up
there. I've even told you how some of you all eventually gets saved -
and how God forgives you lesbians sooner than He will the queer men on
account of you all don't do the same vile things as they do. That's
why so few of you gets the AIDS now.
If somebody's a cruising down the highway to lesbian hell a doing 95 -
what would you suggest I do to help them? Just say "live and let
live" and go my way? Wouldn't you rather be warned 1) how hot hell
really is and 2) how easy it is to find a cure for your condition in
our Most Holy Church?
> No, I reject your lies because I know God loves me the way I
> am.
He loves you - but He does not condone your evil life style. You must
repent and separate yourself from them unnatural lesbian lusts that
have took possession of you.
> I know you tell lies to make yourself feel important.
No! I tell the Gospel Truth to help you escape the torments of
eternal hellfire.
> God loves everyone, but you need to tell yourself you are special. You aren't,
> no more than me, Bill, Matt, or curtsybear.
Excuse me! I'm real special. I'm a Woman of God. The rest of you
are just common sinners. Bill is a blasphemer even! Do you think
it's good what he said about the Holy Ghost? You are a fornicator -
and so is Craig Chilton. Curtsybear and his boy friend may be saved
on account of they create such beautiful things and share them with
good people like me - but it's often hard to appreciate the beauty
thru all that sarcasm. Matt calls the Holy Bible the work of sheep
"hurders". Is that respect? Is that decency? Is that wisdom?
> You lie all the time. We have caught you in numerous lies.
No Bard - you have just MISUNDERSTOOD the Holy Truth that I preach.
You can rely on every word of it.
> You said all lesbians hate men. I know that is a lie since I
> am a lesbian and I don't hate men.
You misunderstood the word "hate". You may not despise the very sight
of men - but you all have an aversion to their love - to the special
kinda care that only a man can give you thru love making and
procreation. That's what I meant - and every word is true.
> Which is lying. If you are allowed to read between the lies,
> why can't we?
Read between the LIES? There ain't no lies in the Holy Bible!
There's only Truth. And when you've graduated from a decent Bible
College like me - that's when you can interpret the Holy Scripture.
It does say in other places that we can't lie - and that's why I don't
never. It ain't my fault if you're such a fleshly, carnal person that
you can't discern the Truths of the Spirit. Repent and God will
surely help you - but you gotta give up all that lesbianism first!
> Adultery is having sex with someone who it married. Granted,
> some gays do sleep with married men or women, but not all.
Even if they don't - it's still adultery. Go back to your Latin.
Adultery means to mix things that doesn't belong together. You can
adulterate white wash - for instance - or the purity of any wholesome
substance such as milk or honey. Homo sexuals don't belong together
in no sexual way - so what they do is adultery too! Now go back to
your Holy Hebrew. Adultery is "niuph" - which means to deviate from
the path that God cleared for us in the Garden of Eden. You've
strayed far from that path - all thre way to the Isle of Lesbos as a
matter of fact. Ain't it about time you got back on the road to
salvation? God loves you - but that doesn't give you no license to
sin constantly and wantonly. If you wanna be saved - you got to say
no to sin.
> My sins aren't under discussion here,
That's good - on account of it would be a LONG discussion involving a
lot of third party's HUH? My sins are few, far between and minor.
> and they are between me and God.
You don't sin alone. Your sins with old Steve involve him and his
family as well as yours. Ditto your sins with Sage. can you imagine
how much heart break and misery they cause every time you all give in
to your lusts?
> All I am saying is that you, too, have sins.
A tiny trifle compared to yours! Just look where your tongue has
been! Your fingers have done so much walking and exploring that they
must be ready to fall off by now! In contrast I am pure!
> If you expect to get that mansion, you need to get to work earning it.
You don't earn heavenly rewards. God's Grace gives them to you freely
- unless you resist God's blessings by a turning your sex organs into
Satan's temples. There's some lesbians that tattoo's pentagrams or
inverted crosses right above their cranny's - and then shaves off all
of their pubic hair so's all of their many partners in sin can see it
and be corrupted by it! You just got a pagan frog goddess on your
back. That is also one of the witches goddesses too!
> Not really. Even before I came out, I knew I didn't want kids.
You let the devil convince you that you didn't. Decent women want
baby's. If you don't, you've been damaged somehow.
> So even if I had not come out, I would have still "wasted" my eggs.
If you didn't dally with the devil - your maternal instincts would
have kicked in. That and if you hadn't screwed around with a lecher
like old Steve. If you'da found yourself a decent mature husband that
knew how to take good care of you - you'd finally understand what your
reproductive parts is really for.
> Also, I know several straight, married women who have chosen not to
> have kids.
God will get them in His good time too. Do they have bad seed? If
so, they need to stay spinsters and let men with good seed find wives
that wants to have baby's.
> Under your logic, women are damned if they "waste" all their
> eggs. You made no effort to get pregnant until you were 19 or 20, so
> you "wasted" all the eggs produced from when you started puberty until
> your wedding night.
It's all right if a woman has at least two baby's. There are a few
exceptions besides that - such as women with bad seed - but not many.
> Me telling you why I post under a nickname is whitewashing?
No - but a posting under an alias is.
> You can think whatever you want. I and everyone else know the
> truth.
Not by a LONG shot girl!
> You refuse to think.
You mean I refuse to believe your white washed version of the true
story.
> Instead, you swallow whole the lies your church leaders tell.
God's People doesn't never lie. I seen with my own eyes how lustful
and evil you homo sexuals are. Some of you keep on a lusting even
after you get old and ugly.
> Why not? Why would I "whitewash" my reasons for not posting
> under my real name?
Why do you white wash the true story about lesbians - namely that
they're mostly a bunch of sick vampires? What you're really afraid of
is that somebody decent and God fearing will find your coven and bust
it up.
> No, I don't. You are just too lazy to find out the truth for
> yourself.
I ain't lazy. I work real hard to keep my home spotless. I also whip
bums into shape down at the soup kitchen. In between that I find time
to pray and study the Holy Bible every day.
> You would much rather sit around and guzzle down the swill
> you have been told since the day you were born.
What makes you think it's swill? I say it's Gospel Truth! You just
can;t recognize it on account of you've been poisoned with sin.
> If you don't want to go to the community center, find a gay
> Christian group.
They don't exist. When you turn queer, you are immediately flushed
out of the Body of Christ. They would only be pseudo Christians and
probably even devil worshippers too.
> I know there are groups for Catholics, Episcopalians, and Methodists.
There are groups for pedophiles too. I don't want nothing to do with
any group that encourages sin. Why do you want me to excuse evil so
much? That's what homo sexuality is. You can't tell me anything
that's good about it for the world. It just gives you cheap thrills -
that's it.
> She didn't mention you at all.
I wonder if that's true. Evil people talks about me all the time.
Witches try to cast spells against me at least once a month. I can't
tell you how many demons have tried to attack me after a being sent
out from lesbian covens. God protects me from all of them. I'm so
special I got me TEN guardian angels!
> I see you have forgotten that I'm faithful to Sage and Anne is
> faithful to her girlfriend.
Oh - I remember a reading that before - but I also know how you all
cover up the truth. I think it's funny how you can get the word "lie"
out of "lesbian". Yo can't do that with "Christian" or even
"Lurlean". Like I said before - maybe you are different from most
lesbians - maybe you really are faithful to old Sage Bush (not her
real name neither) - but then again I know you much you white wash
everything - so how can I be sure?
> It seems the only things you can remember are the lies your church leaders
> tell.
They don't never tell NONE! They only tell me the Gospel Truth.
> No. Neither of us are into that.
Yet.
> Fine. Here are a few...
> All lesbians hate men.
That's true. They have an aversion to men as care givers and sexual
partners. That's what makes them lesbians. That's what makes Matty
Gardner queer even though he ain't slept with no men yet - IF you
believe what he says. Now that he's down to 200 lbs. that may change.
Queers swarm over young men a thirsting for their warm fresh seed.
> The only gays who enter relationships are old, fat, ugly, sick, crazy,
> or dirt poor.
That ain't exactly how I put it - but you're nearly right. Queers
enter into relationships every day of the year - frequently several
times a day. What I said was that the one's that settles down into
mock "monogamy" is for the most part old, fat, ugly, sick, crazy or
dirt poor. You know that's true. You and old Sage have both had to
deal with sickness. You've had to deal with fat and craziness. And
'til I see you both I can't leave ugliness out of the equation neither
since most lesbians is butt ugly!
> Lesbians get fat because they want to make themselves ugly to men.
That's one reason they get fat. T'other is that they need chocolate
and other kindsa food to offset all that terrible frustration that
comes from a having all that purposeless lesbian sex. You know it
can't really satisfy nobody. Lesbians do cultivate various kinds of
ugliness to get men off of their trail. They do that by a getting
fat, a cutting their hair short, a wearing boots and overalls, a
plastering their boobs against their ribs, a rolling their own
cigarettes, a getting into fights with other women, a letting their
teeth fall out and a getting rid of all their make up and jewelry so
they'll look like men.
> All lesbians hate men.
That's completely true.
> The only gays who enter relationships are old, fat, ugly, sick, ugly
> or dirt poor.
You quoted me wrong AGAIN. Most of the queers that STAYS in
relationships is old, fat, ugly, sick, CRAZY or dirt poor. That's
true!
> I don't have a history of either. You are the one who is
> deeply confused.
I know God gave me ovary's to make baby's with - you obviously don't.
You misquoted my Gospel preaching. You flip flopped from men to
women. You're TOTALLY confused.
> You are the one who is too scared to leave her safe little world and become a > contributing member of society.
I can just imagine what you want me to "contribute" too! You want me
to submit to lesbian rape and recruitment. Nothing doing babe! I'm
perfectly satisfied with my family. Why do you always want me to
leave them if I love them so much?
> You are the one who believes she was put on this Earth solely to be a baby
> factory for a man old enough to be her grandfather.
I didn't never say "solely" - but yes - God did create me to have
baby's. That's why I got ovary's and boobs and not no ding-a-ling. I
got other responsibility's too as a wife and mother - but a being such
an evil fleshly creature you reduce ALL of them to sex. That's just
another example of your deep confusion. I feel so sorry for you. I
wish you'd let me exorcise all of the demons inside you and cleanse
you from all of your impurity's.
> On my keyboard or scratching the dogs behind their ears.
> What's wrong with that?
Don't you put it IN certain honey pots from time to time where it
doesn't really belong?
> Sure, He was showing you what you will earn if you would only
> repent of your pride and your lies and worship Him.
But I ain't proud and I don't never lie. There's lots of good
Christians that finds homo sexuality disgusting. What about ALL of
these states a passing amendments that ban queer sham marriages? Did
you know Kink-o-pornia already did that several years ago?
> So it doesn't exist. If he did, you would happily give me his
> contact information, just to prove me wrong.
Of course it exists. Did you try a calling that number? AV-5-IOLA.
> I know a lot more than you do.
Didn't you say you know about twenty queer couples? Well - I know
over 200 queers. They rarely pair off in couples for very long - so I
don't never countthem that way. The one's that is involved in long
term relationships ALL fits into my six category's of queers that
can't cut it in the meat market no more. Old Sage may qualify as
officially old now too if she's over thirty.
> How is calling you a Satanist trying to recruit you?
By a trying to get me to question my staunch beliefs and devotion to
God and His Gospel - that's how. Whenever I pass by the Satanic
"churches" around here I know there's covens in there a chanting my
name and a sending evil spirits out to attack me.
> My opinion of him has nothing to do with his wife. I haven't
> heard enough about her to form an opinion of her one way or the other.
She's the Heinz ketchup queen from South Africa - very out spoken and
brash. I do like John Edwards and his wife though. They're good
people. To me that's what a president could look like.
> I meant a real job, not the make-work your church gives you.
There you go a trying to get me to conform to your idea's again. This
is where you're a trying to RECRUIT me. Can't you see that? Do you
know what I do with my day? Do you think preaching and teaching and
prophesying down at the soup kitchen is easy? Do you think a giving
whores the confidence that they can get away from their abusive pimps
and madams is easy? They sometimes claim they can make more money a
whoring on the street than a working as a secretary or a waitress or a
nursing assistant. Sometimes we raise money to send the more
promising one's to career college so's they can learn business
management or law enforcement. I teach them how to fix their hair and
nails and look like lady's instead of tramps - and also how to type
and speak and write. I actually find real places for them to live so
they won't have to fight for louse ridden beds in no flthy shelter.
Don't think I just sit around in some bingo parlor a calling out
numbers all day - like some nuns do at the Roman Catholic "church".
No wonder so many of them turns all queer.
> Put together a resume. Give your resume to employers. Go to
> interviews. Get up every weekday morning (afternoon, evening), get
> dressed, and go to work for about 40 hours/week.
And do what with my baby? And what about the soup kitchen? What
about the qults and blankets I make for the bums? Do you know I even
take injured dogs away from beggars so they can be either fixed up or
put down? Why should I give up all that to whore myself in the
corporate market place so's I can neglect my family the way MOST
working women does? If you wanna know why so many kids are fat, lazy,
stupid and addicted to TV, you have only to look at the working
mothers that neglected them in favor of the work place. I got no
intention of a winding up like that.
> You said you need all of your money for your "growing family,"
> so obviously you don't have enough for both
There you go a MISCONSTRUING my holy words AGAIN Bard! Find that leak
in your head and PLUG IT UP girl! Otherwise you won't have no brains
left. Get yourself a hand mirror and look all around your neck. I
think the vampire lesbians - almost a contradiction in terms - are a
sucking something vital out of your head. I got enough money for my
growing family and to HELP the poor get back on their own two feet -
but not to just hand out to them. Don't you know that perpetuates
their laziness?
> <sarcasm> What a Christian attitude... <end sarcasm>
Until you open your home to bums from colder climes - you don't got no
right to say a word against me.
> So why don't you call the cops when the "bums" get aggressive?
I wish that would work. A bum would have to assault a tourist at
knife point before the police around here would do anything about it.
They arrest people for a spraying mace AT the beggars - but hardly
ever the beggars theirself - even when they fling AIDS infected blood
at people or stalk them or snatch their purses. Once this old Mexican
bum grabbed a hold of my purse and I kicked him so hard where it hurts
most that fell to the side walk and left a puddle of tears on it. He
complained to the police and they questioned me. They actually said I
should have more sympathy for an illegal immigrant mooch hog and
shoulda gave him a dollar. They got no right to tell me that -
especially since all the restaurants in this town gives hand outs to
bums every night. The beggars out here are all fat and have cell
phones and little credit card machines to process bleeding hearts
gifts to their cause. They don't need one additional molecule of
sympathy from me!
> I meant you could blow yourselves up as easily as someone
> trying to cross the border.
God's Will be done! He'll protect us from all harm. See - when
you're truly righteous - you don't spend all of your time a worrying
and a fretting over hidden dangers.
> You might be surprised.
I work with Mexicans every day. Most of them would rather die than
learn English or come to a complete stop at a red light.
> Also, you would have to have a large stockpile so you could
> quickly replace detonated mines before people started slipping across.
Once a few big one's go off - that will act as a deterrent long enough
for us to plant a few more. Eventually we'll do all that with robots.
> Fences need an uninterrupted power source (which requires a
> lot of fuel). They can also be shorted out.
We'll still use them in strategic area's. We're a gonna burn plant by
products as fuel - and even human waste when necessary. Anything to
take the fuel monopoly away from OPEC.
> You'd have to have a lot. Go back to what I said about guards.
People needs good jobs. We won't have no shortage. Now the guards
can be bribed. Them smugglers can pay them three times their cheapo
salary to let a few truck loads of foreign element in every few days.
Once we do economic reparations and start a paying people decent wages
- all that will end.
> There are. However, if people from those counties want to
> drink, they cross to the next county and drink, or buy a 6-pack and
> take it home. (A dry county just means alcohol can't be bought. It
> doesn't mean residents can't drink.)
Yes - but they're usually dry on account of most of the people in them
don't drink booze. It's a vile substance that this country needs to
be weaned off of. Our Black Queen can do it.
> If you think everyone would just roll over for what she said,
> you would be wrong. Why do you think people would listen to her then
> when they don't now?
She's got her little ways of a persuading people to obey. I told you
about the public floggings, hangings and witch burnings that will be
televised during prime time every day didn't I? One of two of them
and people will start toeing the line.
> However, since everyone would the country and the only people
> left would be members of your group, maybe Prohibition would work.
There won't be no mass exodus to Europe or Australia. People will
soon realize that Our Holy Black Queen cares about them and wants to
help them succeed. They will follow her willingly once conditions
start to improve and real Justice is FINALLY done in this country.
Why are you so interested in a keeping all the problems we have. How
would you deal with the following social issues that Our Holy Black
Queen will SOLVE...?
1) alcoholism
2) drug addiction
3) juvenile delinquency
4) white collar crime
5) the exploding prison population
6) prostitution
7) unemployment
8) Arab terrorism
9) pornography
I know you want to fully legalize homo sexuality - so I'll leave that
one off of this list.
> The Roman tried that.
Which Roman?
> The Huns tried that.
They tried to rule in Jesus' Name? When?
> Napoleon tried that. No one succeeded.
Don't you think Napoleon was a pretty good leader over all though?
Look at what France has produced since then. And if he was stupid
enough to invade Russia in the winter he got what he deserved. Of
course - without all that we wouldn't have "War and Peace".
> I wasn't. I would go to England.
To be with Anne? Did you know witch craft was illegal there 'til
1950? Don't imagine that their national Health plan is all that
great. The quality of the care they dish out is appalling by American
standards. Eventually you'll come a running back to Hickeyana and
Your Holy Black Queen's Cleansing Camps.
> Israel is their Promised Land.
No. God promised that to the good seed of Isaac - not the bad seed of
Ishamel. They got the desert and its oil. Let them see how tasty and
refreshing it is when that's all they got to drink!
> If Mother Holiness gives them the Arabian Peninsula, she is giving them more > than God did.
Wrong again. They've had that for millennia. They just won't stay
put down there on account of it's a little dry. They need to learn
how to irrigate it. Did you know that most Arab women are illiterate?
Them people needs all the help they can get - and Our Black Queen
will give them exactly what they deserve.
> But you said "If the whites can't get with the program and
> think their booze and their sex and their power will save them." You
> don't seem to think blacks drink.
They do - but only under white influence. Our Holy Black Queen will
restore the dignity that that the evil rich fat white power and money
hogs stole from them long ago.
> She wouldn't be able to stop us.
She will have absolute power - remember. She will do anything God
allows her to do - including plunder the wealthy and strengthen the
deserving poor.
> Your people would need to place the material.
Robots can do that. Or the illegal immigrants can carry their own
nucular material bit by bit and leave it at the border as they cross
back over for good. The different little bits a working together will
act as deterrent.
> Since you don't know us, you don't know anything about it.
like I told you - I can observe a giraffe's behavior without a
becoming no giraffe. I know how you queers operate - on lust. You
all CAN'T love.
> You don't even know what love is. Your parents presented you
> with a group of guys and told you to pick one.
Not all at once. There wasn't no line up - even though once in a
while Daddy let two come to dinner at once - but never more than that.
> You never got to experience the normal things, like dating.
Who says that's normal? Heathen people date - and I ain't no heathen.
I didn't never wanna go out on no dates. What a waste of time, money
and energy they are! And men that takes you to dinner often wants a
little nooky nooky in return. You don't get date raped if you don't
go out on no dates with no filthy men. What's normal for YOU - a
truly AB-normal woman that committed fornication AND infiltrated the
Navy - ain't the slightest bit normal for a God fearing True Christian
like me.
> You didn't get to go through the emotional maturation process that most
> people
Most people will wind up in hell. Why do I wanna be anything like
them?
> go through as a teen. You didn't get to learn about emotions by experiencing
> them.
Do you think I ain't even human. Of course I got emotions - and I
matured just like any decent girl that kept herself away from men 'til
her wedding night. That's the TRADITIONAL way - or did you forget
that already too?
> Your first feelings for Thurgood were lust (or frustration at
> the men your parents were parading).
Oh no! It was curiosity. I am free from all lust. I ain't NEVER
felt none of the sick DOG lust that you homo's feel for each other.
That kinda lust makes you jump up and start a kissing and a licking
everything in sight right off the bat. That's nasty!
> Love at first sight does not exist.
I ain't so sure about that - but I didn't love Thurgood from the very
minute I saw him. I grew to love him. You got to be practical about
marriage. I think it's a total waste of time and effort to get
married just for love. You got to consider what kind of family you
can have with your husband - family as in BABY'S!
> Lust at first sight does.
For queers it's dog lust at first SCENT!
> If you really did feel anything when you met Thurgood, it was nothing but
> pure, raw lust.
No way! I didn't wanna have no sex with him 'til after we did it the
first time - AFTER we was married. That wasn't lust.
> I'm not headstrong or rebellious.
You mean today? Normally you are!
> I listen to my parents and my boss and do what I'm told.
But you ignore God Almighty. See how far that gets you come Judgment
Day!
> I may grouch later,
May??? WILL!!!
> but I do what I'm told.
Not by God or by His Representatives on earth.
> No, he knows his buddies would be jealous because he's got a
> wife young enough to be his daughter.
That thought wouldn't never occur to him. Jealousy is evil. In our
Most Holy Church, mature men choose young women so's they an make a
lot of baby's and give them the proper Christian family value's.
> Eggs have no brain, so they have no basis to want anything.
They got SOULS though - and them souls wanna LIVE! You let yours die.
You should be ashamed. At least let one or two of them LIVE! Ain't
you thankful that your mama gave you life? Well - pass on the favor!
> And if they did, the eggs you wasted as a teen wanted to live,
> too. But that didn't stop you from discarding them.
I had to budget my eggs. I didn't waste too many on account of my
periods was always irregular.
> Nope, because I know they are better off dying than developing
> and having me for a mother.
You can cultivate that maternal instinct to God's Glory. It's your
duty as a woman. Learn or BURN!
I'll pray for you some more tonight -
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
The Lord's Little Lambkin
Unless Our President dies - he'll still be in office 'til January -
and that's IF old John Kerry manages to win - and just watch Bush nuke
Iraq and plunge the world into even deeper trouble if he loses! I
think he gets OFF on a watching young people die.
> ILLITERATE Loon,
I ain't illiterate. I just speak a different regional dialect than
you - you racist!
> [IReverent
I ain't irreverent. You all are! I serve the Lord.
> "Ain't." (LOL!!!!!)
That's right - I ain't. In the dialect of the rich, fat, ugly white
power and money hogs that means "I am not".
> Ther
Ther? Oh yeah - REAL literacy at work. What a hypocrite!
> you have it
Purists would put a comma after it - igmo.
> Bill. She ADMITS that she lies.
No I don't! The double negative is the norm in Mississippi Country
English - and in a lot other dialects too - such as Holy Ebonics. In
Snoot English that means "I never lie". The double negative is
EMPHATIC! Popular songs are full of it.
> Q.E.D.
It doesn't take much to demonstrate nonsense to an imbecile.
> (As a result of that admission, she has NO credibility,
> so the remainder of her SWILL has been flushed.>
I only preach the True Gospel - not no swill. You're just prejudiced
and hateful against Southerners that won't adopt your citified ways.
I hold myself aloof from fornicators anyways. God will punish you.
And you know as well as I do that the REAL ignorance you ought to be
out there a fighting is the one that lets anybody listen to George
Bush's broken record collection and think he can ever make a good
president. Get out there and ENLIGHTEN people. You won't get
nowheres just asserting your phony superiority and a berating people.
Deep in prayer for ALL sinners -
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker (TUCKER!) - yes - Tucker!
With a T as in True Christian
> Who gives a crap?
Anybody with sense - that's who.
> You are a lousy troll, though.
I ain't no troll. I'm a Gospel Preacher. You're a sinner without
much imagination.
And Witchypoo? What is that - some ANUS worshipping queer witch?
Surely a rimmer to boot! When I first saw that THING on Nick at Nite
I couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman under all of that make up.
I still ain't totally sure - even though after "her" original TV
series - with all its weenie symbols and psychedelic colors that made
little kids try queer sex AND hard dope back in 1970 - FAILED, "she"
turned up on "Bewitched" in the same drag outfit. Samantha turned her
into a fairy - which is probably what she was to begin with.
And remember - Witchypoo rode a motorized Vroom Broom - not a broom
stick!
Repent sinners!
Reverend Mother Tucker
Your Only Reliable Source of TOTAL TRUTH
Something that you've proved you lack.
>> You are a lousy troll, though.
>
> I ain't no troll. I'm a Gospel Preacher. You're a sinner without
> much imagination.
And you're a retarded moron. Get bent.
> And Witchypoo? What is that - some ANUS worshipping queer witch?
> Surely a rimmer to boot! When I first saw that THING on Nick at Nite
> I couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman under all of that make up.
> I still ain't totally sure - even though after "her" original TV
> series - with all its weenie symbols and psychedelic colors that made
> little kids try queer sex AND hard dope back in 1970 - FAILED, "she"
> turned up on "Bewitched" in the same drag outfit. Samantha turned her
> into a fairy - which is probably what she was to begin with.
LOL, nice job, but not enough randomly capitalized letters. I give it a "D"
> And remember - Witchypoo rode a motorized Vroom Broom - not a broom
> stick!
You are kindly invited to take a broomstick, motorized or otherwise, and
shove it up your fat ass.
> Bill and I have posted examples of your lies several times.
Not a one of them was lies. They were just truths that the both of
you in your carnal ignorance misunderstood.
> You are the confused one. You are the one who can't be
> bothered to leave her safe little world and face reality.
You mean leave the Community of Christ for the company of carnal
sinners? What's in it for me? I don't wanna be recruited by a buncha
sick dykes. I know you all want to suck my blood and spread your
germs to me so they'll make me a diseased pariah.
> You have that backwards.
You can change the order of the sentences if you insist. "Whatever
Father or Mother Tucker says is TRUE. Whatever any queer says is
QUESTIONABLE at best - and probably either an out right lie or a white
washed version of the truth". Is that better? Are you satisfied
finally? I know you ain't a getting no satisfaction from all of that
frustrating lesbian sex - WHEN you can get that - which I gather ain't
all that much with old Sage Bush a living SOOOO far away from you -
with all of them lesbian bars between you and her.
> We tell the truth.
When did you start? Just this morning? Was that your monthly
resolution for October?
> You either willfully lie
NEVER!
> or repeat the lies your church leaders tell
But they don't NEVER lie! They teach Gospel Truth to all that wants
to learn it.
> (and apparently make up for yourself since you claim to be a leader now).
I am - but I still don't never lie! I have refuted every one of your
accusations along with nasty old Booger Picker's about the Higher
Spiritual Truths that I preach.
> You are abnormal. Do you think most women marry a man old
> enough to be their grandfather?
No - but most women ain't a going to heaven neither. And most women
ain't labia lapping lesbians neither! Most women don't fornicate with
men and then turn queer. What's your point?
> (Unless of course he is a millionaire or billionaire.)
Look how greedy you are! I would ask if old Sage Bush is rich but I
know she ain't if she won't shack up with you over money matters.
There sure is a lot of real attraction in that relationship.
> Do you think most women willingly and knowingly turn themselves into baby
> factories?
I ain't no baby factory. I'm a mother. Is that your opinion of all
decent mothers? What about yours? I know she decided one was MORE
than enough after you - but not all women feels that way.
> Yes, I am. In my real life, I am out.
But you covered up the Truth to get into the Navy. I just found out
last week that the armed forces are FULL of lesbians. There are more
of them in there than sissy queer men. That's part of the evil queer
agenda. They even talked about it on "Will and Grace". You all want
to DEFY the government's clear policy and destroy the nation's
security from within. That's why we need a Holy Black Queen to
conduct regular witch hunts.
> Obviously, I'm out here as well.
Yeah - just like a horny dog's tongue HUH?
> If I wasn't, I wouldn't post the fact that I'm gay on just about a daily
> basis.
I think you do that just to offend decent people. That's part of the
agenda too - a rubbing everybody's nose in YOUR spiritual handicap.
> You don't know me, so you have no basis to make that
> statement.
I know what you told me about sneaking into the Navy. Were you a
lying about that?
> Yet another lie to add to your growing list.
No - that was the Truth. You also agreed to mary old Steve when you
was still a having doubts. I call that devious.
> Our own.
You ain't got no authority. You and most of your friends are just a
bunch of fornicators. Bill won't reveal his perversion to the public
so it's probably too horrible for mass consumption. The other day I
got this revelation that he might be a female to male tranny.
> No, it isn't. Your reproof is based on the lies you choose to
> believe.
No - it's based on the Sacred Truth in the Holy Bible - which you and
other sinners like you prefer to IGNORE!!!
> Judging doesn't have to be negative. Any time you weigh
> options and make a decision, you are judging.
No. That ain't judging. That's just a giving an opinion. Lawyers
express their opinions in court - usually one on each of two sides -
sometimes even more than that - but the judge wields the gavel amd
lets the homo's off of the hook for all of their sodomy. Then God
gets a hold of them and burns their buns in hell!!!
> The lust you felt when you met Thurgood is profane.
I didn't feel no lust. I felt mostly curiosity plus a dash of
apprehension - but not no lust. I was actually a hoping he would be
too old to wanna make no love to me - but once he got past my Holy
Hymen and started a making me feel good I got over my qualms. It
still took time for my love for him to grow. I can't tell you how
many women say their younger boy friends are only interested in their
own pleasure in the bed room. That ain't love.
> Sage wasn't already middle aged when I was born.
When did God first curse her with diabetes?
> You and he have no common life experiences.
We do now. And again - why is the dull model you followed suddenly
right for everybody else? You fornicated with Steve and then turned
queer. I'd hardly call that exemplary for any woman straight or
queer. I don't wanna be like that - a hopping not only from bed to
bed but from one sex to another. I also don't want no lover that's
afraid to live with me. You got problems girl - face it. I don't.
And I don't want none of yours neither.
And just you wait 'til old Sage does move in. Lesbian relationships
are typically violent - and I mean full of spurting blood and breaking
bones. Once that happens you come tell me I ain't "experienced" as
much as you. Honey - you can HAVE stuff like that. I'll stick to my
husband and my baby if that's all right with you.
> You have no basis for friendship with each other.
We ain't friends. We're husband and wife. Thurgood loves me and
guides me. We don't play poker together once a week. You got a real
WARPED idea of how love is supposed to work - and that's on account of
lesbians can only feel frustrating lust for each other - usually a lot
of dog lust that involves a lot of panting and sniffing and licking
but no real fulfillment.
> You don't even have the ability to grow old together.
Since when is that a priority? Sage's illness will make her life hard
to bear soon enough. Who knows what else will happen with your brain
leakage? At least me and Thurgood will celebrate God's blessings 'til
we get called home. When we both go we can spend eternity together in
our mansion in the sky.
> You preach lies and hate.
No honey - you're all confused again. I preach hope and healing.
Once I finally get to heal you you'll see. You won't be able to wait
to get a hold of a real man and start a giving him baby's to love and
raise. Trust me.
> Actually, it is what the Bible says. The verses you keep
> quoting are about temple prostitution.
What makes you think that? That's one of the devil's lies! What
kinda temples offered queer prostitution in the days of Moses? Show
me some scholarship here Bard.
> Who cares what they think or say?
ALL God fearing people care about what their fiture Holy Black Queen
says and thinks.
> Do you really think that will make people straight? Sodomy was
> illegal for a long time, but that didn't atop people from being gay,
> they just had to hide. That's like when people considered the left
> hand to be evil and forced kids to use their right. That didn't make
> kids right-handed, it just meant they had to hide their
> left-handedness.
How common was that - and when? There's been left handed people since
the beginning of time. It's just that in the olden days people used
their left hands to wipe their butts - often without toilet paper -
and it was regarded as dirty. Even today in Zanzibar it's bad manners
to eat food or hand anybody stuff with your left hand - even though
it's common knowledge that some people can only write with their left
hand. The Bible doesn't address that issue. It does address the
issue of homo sexuality - and it is condemned as a vile ABOMINATION to
be cured and eradicated from society. Let me help you over come it
OK?
> He doesn't know them, so how could he hate them?
He's prejudiced against all Blacks - especially those of royal Black
Jewish blood. Did you know that Mother Holiness is a descendant of
King Solomon?
> Two (of 3) of my office mates are black. Neither speaks in
> Ebonics.
Are you sure they don't speak Ebonics at home? And whether they do or
don't - a lot of Blacks does speak Ebonics amd for them it's a Sacred
Language that ought to be taught in the schools.
> There a lot of black people. I'm sure Bill doesn't make fun of
> them all.
Just all the one's in our Holy Church - which he calls a cult.
> No, it doesn't. Several religions believe in reincarnation.
Like which one's?
> No, we don't.
Lesbians do hate men in that they feel an aversion for them. Maybe bi
sexuals don't - but all true lesbians does. Hey - since you've
fornicated with both sexes, do you consider yourself totally lesbian
or bi sexual? Does old Sage sleep around with both men and women too?
> That is a load of cr*p. By that logic, Thurgood hates men!
No. He's sexually normal and ain't supposed to feel that kind of love
for no men.
> Some of my good friends are guys. I get along great with almost every
> guy I know.
You can still hate them on a spiritual level - and all true lesbians
does. Bi sexuals MAY be exceptions - and since you've been around the
black both ways - with or without the family dog by your side - you
personally may not feel the typical lesbian hate for men.
> That is what screwing means...
Not always. Talk about a one track mind! Do you ever think about
anything else besides sex and dogs?
> No, it isn't. There are a lot more important things in life
> than sex.
The question is - do you know ANYTHING about them yet?
> My love for Sage (which is not based on sex).
That IS sodomy.
> My family.
You shamed them WITH your sodomy.
> My dogs.
I knew they would come into the picture somehow. Dog lust all the
way.
> My friends.
And how many of them is sodomites?
> Things that you have no concept of since your life revolves
> around sex (your sex life with Thurgood and what you imagine everyone
> else is doing).
Sex is only a TINY part of my life. My main function around here is a
serving the Lord! That's something you can't understand on account of
you sold your soul to the devil when you signed that wicked queer
agenda.
> But your opinion isn't the truth.
In this case it is. I'm willing to revise my opinion if you - or even
old Booger Picking Bill - can provide some real proof and not just a
lot of silly assertions (most of which is covered in white wash
anyways). You come out to the sex clubs here and show me the monogamy
and the devotion and the "love" that keeps homo sexuals together.
> Where?
Start with Leviticus 18 and then read Romans 1. I've posted the
verses a dozen times.
> We never asked for your opinions either.
God told me to preach to you. I would like to see you saved and
lifted up from ugly lesbianism.
> So you have no proof.
It's in the "Kingdom Come!" which includes testimonials from queers I
have personally cleansed.
> There is no gay agenda.
Now I KNOW that's a lie! Even most queers admit there's a queer
agenda.
> That is another pile of cr*p. I've been in a group of lesbians
> many times and the topic has not turned to sex.
What percentage of the time - would you say? Did you talk about boobs
or periods or panty's? That all revolves around sex. So does fat on
account of you lesbians use it for uglification purposes.
> Unlike you, we are not obsessed with what other people do in the bedroom.
No - you wanna cover up all the evil that goes on in there!
> No, it isn't. When I go to work, I have work to do.
I'll buy that. There's infiltration and recruitment. What else do
you do? Take coffee breaks? Run around the building after lunch to
keep your bosom flat so everybody will know you're a lesbian?
> Few of my co-workers even know I'm gay.
I thought you were OUT and PROUD and IN YOUR FACE at work? Are you
ashamed there? I guess they might know you were an infiltrator (and a
traitor) if you came out there HUH?
> You don't know jack about what I do for a living.
Recruiting people? I've sure seen it in action. Tell me more. Do
you hand out blank copy's of the queer agenda for people to sign at
work too?
> I do a heck of a more
A heck of a more? Is that like a big moor?
> than you do to help this country.
You mean the other queers in this country HUH? What about the rest of
us? I seen on "60 Minutes" how the anti-terror team goofs off a lot
and regularly fails security checks. Go get real girl!
> All you do is have sex so you can pop out more kids for other people to
> support.
There goes that confusion again. I get people off the streets and
into decent jobs so's they won't burden society like queers with AIDS.
> No, we don't.
Can you honestly say that you ain't never even TASTED no menstrual
blood - even by accident?
> Another lie for your growing list.
No - it's true. Many lesbian orgy's involve a sacrificing a baby to
the devil! Everybody knows that. Read your Chick tracts.
> Not true. Some lesbians are separatists and prefer to live on
> "womyn's land," yes. Many of us do not. We work, play, and sometimes
> live with men (as friends).
That's all part of your ruse to look normal so's you all can recruit.
You all hate men and wanna take women away from them and turn them all
queer.
> You can say the sky is orange with pink poca dots.
Poca dots? Is that something sweet you sprinkle on chocolate to make
yourself even fatter?
> That doesn't make it true.
That's why I don't make outrageous statements. I stick to the truth.
Now when queers take LSD - which happens a lot - they might see the
sky as orange with pink POLKA dots - especially at sunset in a
polluted city.
> So give me his number. One that can be called by anyone from
> anywhere.
I did. AV-5-IOLA. Don't call collect.
> I don't recruit women. Why would I try to recruit a guy?
To keep him away from the women you want in your lesbian sex cult.
DUHHH!!!
> But you don't know any out and happy gays. Bill and I do -
> lots of them.
Ain't none of them truly happy. They just drink booze and take dope
so's they'll look happy to ignorant observers. I can see thru the
"gaiety" to the deep misery and guilt they really feel.
> You said you do.
We inflict light pain on some people to help focus their attention on
Godly matters.
> "We already know what's true though - so we stop only when they admit
> the Truth." Sept 21, 2004
They usually admit the Truth after only a few minutes of light pain.
> Seems you contradicted your own statement. Proof in your own
> words that you do lie.
No. You just misunderstood the Truth yet AGAIN. You are SOOOO
confused. Let me help you.
> I don't recruit.
Since when? Today? Did you quit your job?
> And even if I did, I wouldn't go after a lazy, ignorant, lying whore who
> expects someone else to take care of her and all the kids she keeps popping
> out.
I'm just too straight for you HUH? Well - I ain't lazy nor ignorant
nor no liar neither. I plan to take good care of all of my own kids -
thank you - with or without any contributions from you. Give all of
your loose change to the dogs if you wanna - just see what God has to
say about that when you stand a trembling and GUILTY before His Great
White Throne of Doom.
> ROFL. Maybe I need to start a sig file for myself. This can be
> the first entry.
Remember to send me royalty money!
> As Bill said, I bet you wouldn't if the Bible didn't tell you
> to.
But the Bible does tell me to so that does it. Case closed. On with
the healing.
> <sarcasm> Such a Christian attitude... <end sarcasm>
I think it is. If you don't show them beggars and wastrels you mean
business you only encourage them to beg more. I say make them do all
the work the illegal immigrants is a doing now - or put them in jail
as vagrants.
> Did you have a construction permit? I doubt you did.
We did only for our own lot - but we were a using it on other lots
too. We didn't want no sin to take root nowheres in the neighborhood.
Wherever you got bushes or tall weeds - you got kinky queer sex.
> It is, but your plans won't work to stop it.
What would you propose instead - Miss Auntie Terrorism?
> Some are, some aren't.
All the one's I see don't know how to drive or feed a parking meter or
get cash out of an ATM. They just moan and groan in their foreign
tongue 'til somebody helps them out.
> More racism, I see...
No it ain't. Why do you think Mexico is in so much trouble now? It's
the people that lives there and all of their bad habits - which they
wanna bring up here on the backs of their burro's.
> What does that have to do with what Bill said? By killing
> those people who try to cross the border, you'll be killing off you
> potential workforce.
Oh no! They hardly work at all. They just wanna freeload and get
free medical care. Let them make changes in their own country.
Mexico has oil resources its people just don't know how to use. And
talk about corruption. Why can't they fix their own system and stop a
mooching off of this one?
> There will be plenty of jobs for those few who stay and want
> them. As for freeloaders, you'll always have them.
No - they'll be stopped. Our Black Queen will insist on self reliance
- particularly for foreign elements. There's enough people already
here that needs help. They come first. Homo sexuals need to be cured
- for example. That'll take time since they all want luxury spa's and
mud baths to make them feel beautiful.
> So? You still need to study history. People don't change just
> because their political leader did.
They do when they have a Black Queen. What about the Queen of Sheba?
> That is racism. You are negatively judging a group based only
> on their race.
Arabs belong to several races and nationality's. You got Black one's
in the Sudan and white one's in Turkey - although the Turks are mostly
a different ethnic group and they're all right. And name me one group
of Arabs that ain't caused trouble somewheres in the world.
> You really need a civics lesson. There is no way a President
> can set up a dictatorship. There are policies and programs in place to
> stop that. It's called "Enduring Constitutional Government" and
> "Continuance of Government." Read up on them. You'll learn a lot.
I already told you she will dissolve the Congress and replace the
Constitution with the Holy Bible - plus a few of her explanatory
addenda. Some of the Supreme Court "justices" will also go - but
others may stay. God will give her the power to transform the current
corrupt system into an absolute Theocracy with Mother Holiness as our
Holy Black Queen and head of the Church-state.
> What kind of training and certifications do your people have?
I don't know. I ain't been trained to handle radioactive stuff. I
only know that the stuff this country is a storing now from all them
nucular power plant can be moved a little at a time to our Southern
border.
> Radioactive particles can be windborne. Using helos, you would
> stir up the dust and increase the risk of infecting yourselves.
We'll keep the fuel rods and other radioactive stuff wrapped up so's
no particles can get loose. If they do, Our Black Queen can perform
healing miracles to save people.
> Yes, it will. Quickly.
No. The world will be impressed with the True Peace and Justice that
sweeps the whole country once the purges have been done - and they'll
want to join our Holy Theocracy. We do expect resistance from the
Arab country's on account of all of their petty kings willhave to
abdicate in favor of a Black woman - but we'll give them a little
incentive and they'll come right along in good time. Our Black Queen
may outlaw Islam altogether.
> The genocide being discussed at the UN?
The United Nations babble about all kinds of nonsense. I was a
thinking about
the Arabs in the Sudan a killing Blacks. There's a little Black on
Black and even Black on white genocide in Mother Africa - but that's
only because the while man pillaged the Dark Continent so many years
ago and full reparations have to be made. Our Holy Black Queen will
do that there too.
> Yes, we can. As I said yesterday, you don't even know what
> love is because you never got the chance to learn.
I know what love is. You don't. You're a lesbian. Lesbians lust -
they are INCAPABLE of love. Case closed.
> You need someone to teach you about life.
I already got my Holy Bible and my One True Church.
> I don't have one. Unlike you, I grew up and became a
> responsible, functioning member of society.
And a lesbian. That negates everything else. You're a lost sinner
whose own lover won't even shack up with her. So you went completely
to the dogs! You think they're your children. What are you a gonna
leave them in your will? A life time supply of bones?
> Hearing things that don't exist is a sign of mental illness.
> Maybe that is the root of your problem - you are insane.
They do exist. I ain't insane. I just got second sight and other
special senses on account of I'm a Woman of God.
> I notice you said nothing about the eggs of straight women who
> are not trying to get pregnant, or about your own eggs from the onset
> of puberty until your wedding night.
I hear them too sometimes - but the lesbians eggs cries out louder on
account of they got less of a chance to live than the others.
> Again, you say nothing about the sperm of straight men being "
> extracted by hand or mouth or butt hole," or those that get up there
> only to find no egg waiting.
I'm sure if I hung around more men I would hear them too - but for the
time being I heard just enough to know what I know.
I'll pray for you sister -
Holy Mother Tucker
God's Special Love Messenger
> Unless Our President dies -- he'll still be in office 'til January -
> and that's IF old John Kerry manages to win - and just watch
> Bush nuke Iraq and plunge the world into even deeper trouble
> if he loses! I think he gets OFF on a watching young people die.
Well -- now that you STARTED by saying something intelligent --
why do I have this feeling it'll be all downhill from here?
>> ILLITERATE Loon,...
> I ain't illiterate. I just speak a different regional dialect than
> you - you racist!
"Racist???" Illiteracy has something to do with race, does it?
Does this mean you're black? If so, I never knew it and I couldn't
care less. Blacks are PEOPLE just like everyone else, and I treat
everyone equally. I respect compassionate and tolerant people,
and I have NO respect for hateful and intolerant dolts, no matter
WHAT their race may be.
Usage of "ain't" (except for intentional effect), and regular
employment of double negatives denotes illiteracy.
>> [IReverent...
> I ain't irreverent. You all are! I serve the Lord.
You're a hateful bigot. That means you serve Satan. And
**that**, with regard to the Lord, is irreverent.
>> "Ain't." (LOL!!!!!)
> That's right - I ain't. In the dialect of the rich, fat, ugly white
> power and money hogs that means "I am not".
Nope. In the "dialect" of the ILLITERATE, that's what it means.
>> Ther
>
>Ther? Oh yeah - REAL literacy at work. What a hypocrite!
Talk about clutching at straws! Sorry, loon, but comparing
TYPOS to regularly-made grammatical errors is NO comparison.
>> There you have it, Bill. She ADMITS that she lies.
> No I don't! The double negative is the norm in Mississippi Country
> English - and in a lot other dialects too -- such as Holy Ebonics.
"Ebonics" is ignorance. It's no "holier" than the nearest
sewer rat.
> In> Snoot English that means "I never lie". The double negative is
>EMPHATIC! Popular songs are full of it.
Oh, GREAT! Hell, most of those are written for illiterates like
you. They probably CONTRIBUTE to illiteracy.
>> Q.E.D.
> It doesn't take much to demonstrate nonsense to an imbecile.
>> (As a result of that admission, she has NO credibility,
>> so the remainder of her SWILL has been flushed.>
> I only preach the True Gospel - not no swill.
You preach hate and intolerance. And *that* is SWILL.
> You're just prejudiced and hateful against Southerners that
> won't adopt your citified ways.
"Citified?" I've lived most of my life in towns of 5,000 or less,
like the one I've lived in since 1989. And I lived for a decade in
Richmond, VA. Which was the capital of the Confederacy, and
is in the South. Also -- Florida.
> I hold myself aloof from fornicators anyways.
Yeah.. You're a hateful and bigoted, "holier-than-thou"
self-righteous Pharisee of a loon.
Have you happened to notice in the Bible the sort of people
that Jesus associated with?
> God will punish you.
That remains to be seen. NONE of *your* business.
> And you know as well as I do that the REAL ignorance you
> ought to be out there a fighting is the one that lets anybody listen
> to George Bush's broken record collection and think he can ever
> make a good president. Get out there and ENLIGHTEN people.
I remind people of Bush's shortcomings, ineptness, and
dishonesty in here frequently.
<redundancy-flush>
> [IRreverent Mother Fucker (FUCKER!) - yes - Fucker!
> With an "F" as in FALSE Christian Pharisee.]
> Bard Kesnit <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message
> news:<lntol0psib41j50qi...@4ax.com>...
>
>> Bill and I have posted examples of your lies several times.
>
> Not a one of them was lies. They were just truths that the both of you
> in your carnal ignorance misunderstood.
Sorry, but they were lies and I proved it. You lose.
>> You are the confused one. You are the one who can't be
>> bothered to leave her safe little world and face reality.
>
> You mean leave the Community of Christ for the company of carnal
> sinners? What's in it for me? I don't wanna be recruited by a buncha
> sick dykes. I know you all want to suck my blood and spread your germs
> to me so they'll make me a diseased pariah.
Is that what your cult leaders have convinced you of? No wonder you're so
afraid of the outside world.
>> You have that backwards.
>
> You can change the order of the sentences if you insist. "Whatever
> Father or Mother Tucker says is TRUE. Whatever any queer says is
> QUESTIONABLE at best - and probably either an out right lie or a white
> washed version of the truth". Is that better?
No, it's still a lie.
> Are you satisfied finally? I know you ain't a getting no satisfaction
> from all of that frustrating lesbian sex - WHEN you can get that - which
> I gather ain't all that much with old Sage Bush a living SOOOO far away
> from you - with all of them lesbian bars between you and her.
She's probably more satisfied with her sex life than you are with yours.
>> We tell the truth.
>
> When did you start? Just this morning? Was that your monthly
> resolution for October?
Sorry, liar, you can't convince us that you've been telling the truth when
we've caught you in SEVERAL lies.
>> You either willfully lie
>
> NEVER!
>
>> or repeat the lies your church leaders tell
>
> But they don't NEVER lie! They teach Gospel Truth to all that wants to
> learn it.
If that's what you believe, you're extremely deluded.
>> (and apparently make up for yourself since you claim to be a leader
>> now).
>
> I am - but I still don't never lie! I have refuted every one of your
> accusations along with nasty old Booger Picker's about the Higher
> Spiritual Truths that I preach.
You may think you have refuted them, but you merely exposed your ignorance
and I proved once again that they were lies.
>> You are abnormal. Do you think most women marry a man old
>> enough to be their grandfather?
>
> No - but most women ain't a going to heaven neither. And most women
> ain't labia lapping lesbians neither! Most women don't fornicate with
> men and then turn queer. What's your point?
So you think that by marrying a limp old geezer that you'll automatically
go to heaven?
>> (Unless of course he is a millionaire or billionaire.)
>
> Look how greedy you are! I would ask if old Sage Bush is rich but I
> know she ain't if she won't shack up with you over money matters. There
> sure is a lot of real attraction in that relationship.
Obviously a lot more than between you and Thurgood.
>> Yes, I am. In my real life, I am out.
>
> But you covered up the Truth to get into the Navy.
Just like the Navy requires.
> I just found out last week that the armed forces are FULL of lesbians.
> There are more of them in there than sissy queer men. That's part of
> the evil queer agenda. They even talked about it on "Will and Grace".
> You all want to DEFY the government's clear policy and destroy the
> nation's security from within. That's why we need a Holy Black Queen to
> conduct regular witch hunts.
It will never happen.
>> Obviously, I'm out here as well.
>
> Yeah - just like a horny dog's tongue HUH?
Doesn't take long to switch the conversation to sex eh, M-F?
>> If I wasn't, I wouldn't post the fact that I'm gay on just about a
>> daily basis.
>
> I think you do that just to offend decent people. That's part of the
> agenda too - a rubbing everybody's nose in YOUR spiritual handicap.
If you're offended by it, that's your problem. Decent normal people have
no problem with people being gay, any more than they have a problem with
people being left-handed.
>> You don't know me, so you have no basis to make that
>> statement.
>
> I know what you told me about sneaking into the Navy. Were you a lying
> about that?
She didn't sneak into the Navy. She followed their rules.
>> Yet another lie to add to your growing list.
>
> No - that was the Truth. You also agreed to mary old Steve when you was
> still a having doubts. I call that devious.
No, since being devious would mean she was knowingly deceiving him. From
what I understand, she thought she was bisexual at the time.
>> Our own.
>
> You ain't got no authority.
Neither do you.
> You and most of your friends are just a bunch of fornicators. Bill
> won't reveal his perversion to the public so it's probably too horrible
> for mass consumption.
If that were true, wouldn't I be *more* likely to reveal it?
> The other day I got this revelation that he might be a female to male
> tranny.
Really? You are quite entertaining.
>> No, it isn't. Your reproof is based on the lies you choose to
>> believe.
>
> No - it's based on the Sacred Truth in the Holy Bible - which you and
> other sinners like you prefer to IGNORE!!!
You don't preach the truth from the Bible. You preach conformity,
judgmentalism and submission.
>> Judging doesn't have to be negative. Any time you weigh
>> options and make a decision, you are judging.
>
> No. That ain't judging.
Actually, that's the very definition of judging.
<snip irrelevance>
>> The lust you felt when you met Thurgood is profane.
>
> I didn't feel no lust. I felt mostly curiosity plus a dash of
> apprehension - but not no lust. I was actually a hoping he would be too
> old to wanna make no love to me - but once he got past my Holy Hymen and
> started a making me feel good I got over my qualms. It still took time
> for my love for him to grow. I can't tell you how many women say their
> younger boy friends are only interested in their own pleasure in the bed
> room. That ain't love.
Perhaps not, but not all young men are like that.
>> Sage wasn't already middle aged when I was born.
>
> When did God first curse her with diabetes?
Never. God never "curses" people with diseases because they displease him.
>> You and he have no common life experiences.
>
> We do now. And again - why is the dull model you followed suddenly
> right for everybody else? You fornicated with Steve and then turned
> queer. I'd hardly call that exemplary for any woman straight or queer.
> I don't wanna be like that - a hopping not only from bed to bed but from
> one sex to another. I also don't want no lover that's afraid to live
> with me. You got problems girl - face it. I don't. And I don't want
> none of yours neither.
Nobody said you have to live exactly like Bard.
> And just you wait 'til old Sage does move in. Lesbian relationships are
> typically violent - and I mean full of spurting blood and breaking
> bones.
Untrue. There may be a few like that, but it is by no means typical.
>> You have no basis for friendship with each other.
>
> We ain't friends. We're husband and wife.
A husband and wife should be friends first. That's what anyone in a
successful marriage will tell you.
> Thurgood loves me and guides me. We don't play poker together once a
> week. You got a real WARPED idea of how love is supposed to work - and
> that's on account of lesbians can only feel frustrating lust for each
> other - usually a lot of dog lust that involves a lot of panting and
> sniffing and licking but no real fulfillment.
Wrong.
>> You don't even have the ability to grow old together.
>
> Since when is that a priority? Sage's illness will make her life hard
> to bear soon enough. Who knows what else will happen with your brain
> leakage?
There's no such thing as brain leakage.
> At least me and Thurgood will celebrate God's blessings 'til we get
> called home. When we both go we can spend eternity together in our
> mansion in the sky.
There is no "mansion in the sky."
>> You preach lies and hate.
>
> No honey - you're all confused again. I preach hope and healing.
No, honey - you're all confused again. You preach lies and hate.
> Once I finally get to heal you you'll see. You won't be able to wait to
> get a hold of a real man and start a giving him baby's to love and
> raise. Trust me.
Once you're deprogrammed, you'll see that it's only ignorant, hateful
stupidity. Trust me.
>> Actually, it is what the Bible says. The verses you keep
>> quoting are about temple prostitution.
>
> What makes you think that? That's one of the devil's lies! What kinda
> temples offered queer prostitution in the days of Moses? Show me some
> scholarship here Bard.
The temples of Molech in the Canaanite religion.
>> Who cares what they think or say?
>
> ALL God fearing people care about what their fiture Holy Black Queen
> says and thinks.
Which means only you and your fellow cult members.
>> Do you really think that will make people straight? Sodomy was
>> illegal for a long time, but that didn't atop people from being gay,
>> they just had to hide. That's like when people considered the left hand
>> to be evil and forced kids to use their right. That didn't make kids
>> right-handed, it just meant they had to hide their left-handedness.
>
> How common was that - and when?
Very common, just a few centuries ago.
> There's been left handed people since the beginning of time.
Just like there have been homosexuals since the beginning of time.
> It's just that in the olden days people used their left hands to wipe
> their butts - often without toilet paper - and it was regarded as dirty.
ROTFLMAO!!! Where did you pick up this bit of nonsense?
> Even today in Zanzibar it's bad manners to eat food or hand anybody
> stuff with your left hand - even though it's common knowledge that some
> people can only write with their left hand. The Bible doesn't address
> that issue. It does address the issue of homo sexuality - and it is
> condemned as a vile ABOMINATION to be cured and eradicated from society.
> Let me help you over come it OK?
It's only condemned in the context of temple prostitution. Nobody can any
more overcome it than left-handed people can become right-handed.
>> He doesn't know them, so how could he hate them?
>
> He's prejudiced against all Blacks
Liar.
> - especially those of royal Black Jewish blood. Did you know that
> Mother Holiness is a descendant of King Solomon?
There never was a King Solomon. He was merely a legendary character, just
like Zeus and Poseidon.
>> Two (of 3) of my office mates are black. Neither speaks in
>> Ebonics.
>
> Are you sure they don't speak Ebonics at home? And whether they do or
> don't - a lot of Blacks does speak Ebonics amd for them it's a Sacred
> Language that ought to be taught in the schools.
It's no more a sacred language than your hick, redneck, backwoods
Mississippi accent.
>> There a lot of black people. I'm sure Bill doesn't make fun of
>> them all.
>
> Just all the one's in our Holy Church - which he calls a cult.
Which it is, and which they so richly deserve.
>> No, it doesn't. Several religions believe in reincarnation.
>
> Like which one's?
Spiritualism, New Age, Platonism, Hermetism and Catharism to name a few.
>> No, we don't.
>
> Lesbians do hate men in that they feel an aversion for them.
Just because they don't have sexual feelings for men doesn't mean they
feel an "aversion" for them.
>> That is a load of cr*p. By that logic, Thurgood hates men!
>
> No. He's sexually normal and ain't supposed to feel that kind of love
> for no men.
You don't like your own "logic" used against you, HUH?
>> Some of my good friends are guys. I get along great with almost every
>> guy I know.
>
> You can still hate them on a spiritual level - and all true lesbians
> does.
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Once again, you're
trying to twist things into your own world view.
>> That is what screwing means...
>
> Not always. Talk about a one track mind! Do you ever think about
> anything else besides sex and dogs?
Do you?
>> No, it isn't. There are a lot more important things in life
>> than sex.
>
> The question is - do you know ANYTHING about them yet?
Obviously more than you.
>> My love for Sage (which is not based on sex).
>
> That IS sodomy.
Wrong again.
>> My family.
>
> You shamed them WITH your sodomy.
Nope.
>> My dogs.
>
> I knew they would come into the picture somehow. Dog lust all the way.
Only you would think of sex when you think of dogs.
>> My friends.
>
> And how many of them is sodomites?
Doesn't matter.
>> Things that you have no concept of since your life revolves
>> around sex (your sex life with Thurgood and what you imagine everyone
>> else is doing).
>
> Sex is only a TINY part of my life.
As it apparently is with Bard.
> My main function around here is a serving the Lord! That's something
> you can't understand on account of you sold your soul to the devil when
> you signed that wicked queer agenda.
You have no understanding, since you're a fundie Christian.
>> But your opinion isn't the truth.
>
> In this case it is. I'm willing to revise my opinion if you - or even
> old Booger Picking Bill - can provide some real proof and not just a lot
> of silly assertions (most of which is covered in white wash anyways).
> You come out to the sex clubs here and show me the monogamy and the
> devotion and the "love" that keeps homo sexuals together.
Why would there be any monogamy and devotion in a sex club? Just because
that's the only place you see homosexuals doesn't mean that's they only
place they are. If you want real proof, why didn't you look at all the
homosexuals lined up to get married earlier this year?
>> Where?
>
> Start with Leviticus 18 and then read Romans 1. I've posted the verses
> a dozen times.
I read them both. Neither one mentions homosexuality in general. Since
they had no such concept at the time, how could they?
>> We never asked for your opinions either.
>
> God told me to preach to you. I would like to see you saved and lifted
> up from ugly lesbianism.
It may be ugly to you, but to her and the rest of us, it is beautiful to
be in a loving relationship with another human being.
>> So you have no proof.
>
> It's in the "Kingdom Come!" which includes testimonials from queers I
> have personally cleansed.
So, in other words, you have no proof.
>> There is no gay agenda.
>
> Now I KNOW that's a lie! Even most queers admit there's a queer agenda.
Only the ones you torture.
>> That is another pile of cr*p. I've been in a group of lesbians
>> many times and the topic has not turned to sex.
>
> What percentage of the time - would you say? Did you talk about boobs
> or periods or panty's? That all revolves around sex. So does fat on
> account of you lesbians use it for uglification purposes.
Your imagination is working overtime on you.
>> Unlike you, we are not obsessed with what other people do in the
>> bedroom.
>
> No - you wanna cover up all the evil that goes on in there!
You obviously have some obsession with making other people's lives fit
into your narrow world view.
>> No, it isn't. When I go to work, I have work to do.
>
> I'll buy that. There's infiltration and recruitment. What else do you
> do? Take coffee breaks? Run around the building after lunch to keep
> your bosom flat so everybody will know you're a lesbian?
Straight women jog too, you know.
>> Few of my co-workers even know I'm gay.
>
> I thought you were OUT and PROUD and IN YOUR FACE at work? Are you
> ashamed there? I guess they might know you were an infiltrator (and a
> traitor) if you came out there HUH?
Most of her co-workers probably don't care. The only thing that matters
to me in a co-worker is how good of a job they do (no, not a handjob or a
blow job. Get your mind out of the gutter - IF YOU CAN).
>> You don't know jack about what I do for a living.
>
> Recruiting people? I've sure seen it in action. Tell me more. Do you
> hand out blank copy's of the queer agenda for people to sign at work
> too?
The only recruiting she's done is in your perverted imagination.
>> I do a heck of a more
>
> A heck of a more? Is that like a big moor?
>
>> than you do to help this country.
>
> You mean the other queers in this country HUH? What about the rest of
> us? I seen on "60 Minutes" how the anti-terror team goofs off a lot and
> regularly fails security checks. Go get real girl!
So you think that everyone in the anti-terror teams are gay?
>> All you do is have sex so you can pop out more kids for other people to
>> support.
>
> There goes that confusion again. I get people off the streets and into
> decent jobs so's they won't burden society like queers with AIDS.
But you can't get yourself into a decent job, huh?
>> Another lie for your growing list.
>
> No - it's true. Many lesbian orgy's involve a sacrificing a baby to the
> devil! Everybody knows that. Read your Chick tracts.
Oh, boy. You actually believe those Chick tracts? Even Buck says he
doesn't subscribe to his conspiracy-filled worldview.
>> Not true. Some lesbians are separatists and prefer to live on
>> "womyn's land," yes. Many of us do not. We work, play, and sometimes
>> live with men (as friends).
>
> That's all part of your ruse to look normal so's you all can recruit.
> You all hate men and wanna take women away from them and turn them all
> queer.
Bullshit. There's no way a lesbian can turn a completely straight woman
gay.
>> You can say the sky is orange with pink poca dots.
>
> Poca dots? Is that something sweet you sprinkle on chocolate to make
> yourself even fatter?
>
>> That doesn't make it true.
>
> That's why I don't make outrageous statements.
Yes, you do.
> I stick to the truth.
Sorry, but you're a documented liar.
> Now when queers take LSD - which happens a lot - they might see the sky
> as orange with pink POLKA dots - especially at sunset in a polluted
> city.
So you're saying you're on LSD?
>> So give me his number. One that can be called by anyone from
>> anywhere.
>
> I did. AV-5-IOLA. Don't call collect.
(415)285-4652 is your cult's phone number. We want a real phone number at
his home.
>> I don't recruit women. Why would I try to recruit a guy?
>
> To keep him away from the women you want in your lesbian sex cult.
> DUHHH!!!
ROTFLMAO!!! Boy, you are really deluded!
>> But you don't know any out and happy gays. Bill and I do -
>> lots of them.
>
> Ain't none of them truly happy. They just drink booze and take dope
> so's they'll look happy to ignorant observers. I can see thru the
> "gaiety" to the deep misery and guilt they really feel.
In other words, you twist the things they tell you until they conform to
your insane world view.
>> You said you do.
>
> We inflict light pain on some people to help focus their attention on
> Godly matters.
In other words, you torture people until they tell you what you want to
hear, no matter if it's the truth or not.
>> "We already know what's true though - so we stop only when they admit
>> the Truth." Sept 21, 2004
>
> They usually admit the Truth after only a few minutes of light pain.
So? That just proves our point.
>> Seems you contradicted your own statement. Proof in your own
>> words that you do lie.
>
> No. You just misunderstood the Truth yet AGAIN. You are SOOOO
> confused. Let me help you.
You're the one who is confused and needs help.
>> I don't recruit.
>
> Since when? Today? Did you quit your job?
Since always.
>> And even if I did, I wouldn't go after a lazy, ignorant, lying whore
>> who expects someone else to take care of her and all the kids she keeps
>> popping out.
>
> I'm just too straight for you HUH?
More likely you're not her type.
> Well - I ain't lazy nor ignorant nor no liar neither. I plan to take
> good care of all of my own kids - thank you - with or without any
> contributions from you. Give all of your loose change to the dogs if
> you wanna - just see what God has to say about that when you stand a
> trembling and GUILTY before His Great White Throne of Doom.
She has absolutely nothing to worry about.
>> ROFL. Maybe I need to start a sig file for myself. This can be
>> the first entry.
>
> Remember to send me royalty money!
Why don't you sue us for it?
>> As Bill said, I bet you wouldn't if the Bible didn't tell you
>> to.
>
> But the Bible does tell me to so that does it. Case closed. On with
> the healing.
See? You can't do a thing without reading it in your ancient book of
myths and fables.
>> <sarcasm> Such a Christian attitude... <end sarcasm>
>
> I think it is. If you don't show them beggars and wastrels you mean
> business you only encourage them to beg more. I say make them do all
> the work the illegal immigrants is a doing now - or put them in jail as
> vagrants.
<sarcasm> Boy how proud Jesus would have been of your attitude. </sarcasm>
>> Did you have a construction permit? I doubt you did.
>
> We did only for our own lot - but we were a using it on other lots too.
So in other words, you were breaking the law.
> We didn't want no sin to take root nowheres in the neighborhood.
> Wherever you got bushes or tall weeds - you got kinky queer sex.
In your own mind, anyway.
>> It is, but your plans won't work to stop it.
>
> What would you propose instead - Miss Auntie Terrorism?
Anything else would be better.
>> Some are, some aren't.
>
> All the one's I see don't know how to drive or feed a parking meter or
> get cash out of an ATM. They just moan and groan in their foreign
> tongue 'til somebody helps them out.
Those are the ones who are. There are others who aren't who would either
help the ones who are by disabling the bombs themselves or telling them
how.
>> More racism, I see...
>
> No it ain't. Why do you think Mexico is in so much trouble now? It's
> the people that lives there and all of their bad habits - which they
> wanna bring up here on the backs of their burro's.
Yep, more racism.
>> What does that have to do with what Bill said? By killing
>> those people who try to cross the border, you'll be killing off you
>> potential workforce.
>
> Oh no! They hardly work at all. They just wanna freeload and get free
> medical care. Let them make changes in their own country. Mexico has
> oil resources its people just don't know how to use. And talk about
> corruption. Why can't they fix their own system and stop a mooching off
> of this one?
Well then, why don't you try it out now and see how well it will work?
Just drive down to the Mexican border and start shooting illegal
immigrants when you see them.
>> There will be plenty of jobs for those few who stay and want
>> them. As for freeloaders, you'll always have them.
>
> No - they'll be stopped. Our Black Queen will insist on self reliance -
> particularly for foreign elements. There's enough people already here
> that needs help. They come first. Homo sexuals need to be cured - for
> example. That'll take time since they all want luxury spa's and mud
> baths to make them feel beautiful.
Luckily, that will never happen.
>> So? You still need to study history. People don't change just
>> because their political leader did.
>
> They do when they have a Black Queen. What about the Queen of Sheba?
That's what they all say.
>> That is racism. You are negatively judging a group based only
>> on their race.
>
> Arabs belong to several races and nationality's. You got Black one's in
> the Sudan and white one's in Turkey - although the Turks are mostly a
> different ethnic group and they're all right. And name me one group of
> Arabs that ain't caused trouble somewheres in the world.
Name one group of white people who haven't caused trouble somewhere in the
world.
>> You really need a civics lesson. There is no way a President
>> can set up a dictatorship. There are policies and programs in place to
>> stop that. It's called "Enduring Constitutional Government" and
>> "Continuance of Government." Read up on them. You'll learn a lot.
>
> I already told you she will dissolve the Congress and replace the
> Constitution with the Holy Bible - plus a few of her explanatory
> addenda.
She won't have the power to do that.
> Some of the Supreme Court "justices" will also go - but others may stay.
> God will give her the power to transform the current corrupt system into
> an absolute Theocracy with Mother Holiness as our Holy Black Queen and
> head of the Church-state.
She won't have the power to do that, either.
>> What kind of training and certifications do your people have?
>
> I don't know. I ain't been trained to handle radioactive stuff. I only
> know that the stuff this country is a storing now from all them nucular
> power plant can be moved a little at a time to our Southern border.
Probably at night in disguised trucks.
>> Radioactive particles can be windborne. Using helos, you would
>> stir up the dust and increase the risk of infecting yourselves.
>
> We'll keep the fuel rods and other radioactive stuff wrapped up so's no
> particles can get loose. If they do, Our Black Queen can perform
> healing miracles to save people.
Why can't she use healing miracles to cure her own insanity?
>> Yes, it will. Quickly.
>
> No. The world will be impressed with the True Peace and Justice that
> sweeps the whole country once the purges have been done - and they'll
> want to join our Holy Theocracy. We do expect resistance from the Arab
> country's on account of all of their petty kings willhave to abdicate in
> favor of a Black woman - but we'll give them a little incentive and
> they'll come right along in good time. Our Black Queen may outlaw Islam
> altogether.
And then your cult will be nuked to kingdom come.
>> The genocide being discussed at the UN?
>
> The United Nations babble about all kinds of nonsense. I was a thinking
> about
> the Arabs in the Sudan a killing Blacks. There's a little Black on
> Black and even Black on white genocide in Mother Africa - but that's
> only because the while man pillaged the Dark Continent so many years ago
> and full reparations have to be made. Our Holy Black Queen will do that
> there too.
Thank goodness your insane cult leader will never gain power.
>> Yes, we can. As I said yesterday, you don't even know what
>> love is because you never got the chance to learn.
>
> I know what love is. You don't. You're a lesbian. Lesbians lust -
> they are INCAPABLE of love. Case closed.
You are a fundie. You have no idea what true love is. You mistake
conformity, submission and judgmentalism for love.
>> You need someone to teach you about life.
>
> I already got my Holy Bible and my One True Church.
Like she said - you need someone to teach you about life. REAL life.
>> I don't have one. Unlike you, I grew up and became a
>> responsible, functioning member of society.
>
> And a lesbian. That negates everything else.
No, that would be being a fundie that negates everything else.
<snip stupidity>
>> Hearing things that don't exist is a sign of mental illness.
>> Maybe that is the root of your problem - you are insane.
>
> They do exist. I ain't insane. I just got second sight and other
> special senses on account of I'm a Woman of God.
If you hear voices you are insane. Case closed.
>> I notice you said nothing about the eggs of straight women who
>> are not trying to get pregnant, or about your own eggs from the onset
>> of puberty until your wedding night.
>
> I hear them too sometimes - but the lesbians eggs cries out louder on
> account of they got less of a chance to live than the others.
Yep - you're insane.
>> Again, you say nothing about the sperm of straight men being "
>> extracted by hand or mouth or butt hole," or those that get up there
>> only to find no egg waiting.
>
> I'm sure if I hung around more men I would hear them too - but for the
> time being I heard just enough to know what I know.
That you're insane? Yes, we know that, too.
> I'll pray for you sister -
>
>
> Unholy Mother Fucker
> God's Special Hate Messenger
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ROTFLMAO!!! Keep it up! I always get a good chuckle when I read your
tripe. I'm sure most other people do, too. You just twist and twist
until you can get other people's lives (who you know nothing about) to fit
your narrow world view. Your desperate attempts are hilarious.
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>Bard Kesnit <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message news:<lntol0psib41j50qi...@4ax.com>...
>
>> Bill and I have posted examples of your lies several times.
>
>Not a one of them was lies.
They were all lies. I know first hand that lesbians do not
hate men like you claimed. I am a lesbian and I get along great with
guys. You seemed to be under the impression that the only way to get
along with someone is if you want to go to bed with them. If that is
the case, you must really lust over Mother Hickey since you seem to
get along with her.
>You mean leave the Community of Christ for the company of carnal
>sinners?
No, that isn't what I mean. There are a lot of churches out
there. Ones that allow their members to enter society and live real
lives. You could always go to one of them.
>What's in it for me?
Knowledge of reality.
I never said you *had* to leave your safe little world. If you
would admit that you know very little about reality and were willing
to learn, no one would hassle you here. We argue with you because you
refuse to learn, even after we correct your mistakes time and time
again.
> I don't want to be recruited by a bunch of sick dykes.
We don't recruit. And even if we did, we wouldn't want someone
as lazy and worthless to society as you.
>I know you aren't getting any satisfaction from all of that
>frustrating lesbian sex
Yes, I am.
I'm sure the only satisfaction you get from your sperm donor
is the knowledge that if you get pregnant, that is 9 more months that
he won't pass you off for some other woman.
>with all of them lesbian bars between you and her.
Who said anything about bars? There are NO good lesbian bars
anywhere near where I live. The music is crappy and there isn't a
dance floor.
>> We tell the truth.
>
>When did you start?
All the time. You are just too stupid to learn.
>I have refuted every one of your
>accusations
You've tried, but you didn't succeed.
>> (Unless of course he is a millionaire or billionaire.)
>
>Look how greedy you are!
Who said anything about me? There have been several women in
recent years who have married 90-year old billionaires so they can get
the old guy's money when he dies.
Those women, by the way, are heterosexual.
> I would ask if old Sage Bush is rich but I
>know she isn't if she won't shack up with you over money matters.
The reason she hasn't moved in with me has nothing to do with
money.
You are the one who is incapable of living on her own. You are
the one who had to find some guy to take care of her because she is
too lazy to find a paying job.
>I'm not a baby factory.
Yes, you are. Your sole purpose is to have kids. And if for
some reason you can no longer have kids before Thurgood gets his 14,
he will put you aside for some other woman.
> Is that your opinion of all decent mothers?
No, because most women have other ambitions in their live than
have kid after kid.
And you aren't a decent mother. A decent mother would love her
kids. I seriously doubt you even know what love is. I'll give you a
hint: It means more than popping out a kid and then handing him/her to
the nanny.
>But you covered up the Truth to get into the Navy.
I was out to friends and shipmates while in the Navy.
> I just found out last week that the armed forces are FULL of lesbians.
Not as many as you seem to think, but we are out there.
>You all want to DEFY the government's clear policy and destroy the nation's
>security from within.
Wrong again.
The reason people think gays in the military are a security
risk is because they can lose their jobs if someone outs them. The way
to solve that is to remove that risk - revoke DADTDHDP. If gays could
serve openly, there would be no way to blackmail them.
>You also agreed to marry old Steve when you
>was still a having doubts.
Wrong again. I got engaged to Steve before I suspected I'm
gay.
>> Our own.
>
>You haven't got any authority.
The only authority you have is what other people choose to
give you. Since neither Bill nor I choose to give you any, you have
none.
>> Judging doesn't have to be negative. Any time you weigh
>> options and make a decision, you are judging.
>
>No. That isn't judging. That's just a giving an opinion.
No, giving an opinion isn't making a decision.
If I tell a friend that the outfit she is trying on makes her
look fat, that is expressing an opinion. It is up to her to decide is
she agrees with my opinion and whether or not she wants to buy the
outfit.
> Lawyers express their opinions in court
Giving an opinion.
>but the judge wields the gavel
Making the judgment.
See the difference?
>> The lust you felt when you met Thurgood is profane.
>
>I didn't feel lust. I felt mostly curiosity plus a dash of
>apprehension - but not lust.
That isn't what you said before...
"When I first met my husband Thurgood, I fell in love right away with
the look of his face, the sound of his voice, the color of his eyes,
and most important with his strong family value's and commitment to
honor and serve Our Lord Jesus Christ in all things." (Feb 15, 2004)
That wasn't love. Love at first sight is only in romance
novels. If you wanted him at first meeting, that was lust, not love.
>I was actually hoping he would be
>too old to want to make love to me -
So why did you agree to marry him if you weren't attracted to
him? (Although you did say you were attracted to him. Make up your
mind.)
Oh, and he shouldn't make love "to" you. If you love each
other, he will make love "with" you.
>I can't tell you how
>many women say their younger boy friends are only interested in their
>own pleasure in the bed room. That isn't love.
No, it isn't.
But you seem to have missed the point I was trying to make.
First, as I said before, love at first sight does not exist. Lust at
first sight does. Second, there was no need for you to marry some guy
old enough to be your grandfather. You keep throwing all these men in
their 40's at me. I doubt you would call a guy that age "young."
>> Sage wasn't already middle aged when I was born.
>
>When did God first curse her with diabetes?
What does that have to do with anything?
>> You and he have no common life experiences.
>
>We do now.
You didn't then, and that is what a relationship should be
based on - shared experiences. His life has been so different than
yours because he has been alive so much longer. What people go through
- and what is going on in the world around them - shapes their
personality and their perception of things.
I have friends who lived through the Vietnam War. The way they
talk about the current Iraq conflict is different than the way I do
because I don't have that additional experience.
I have friends who own their own homes. Their talk of
mortgages, home repair, and the like go right past me because I am not
yet a homeowner.
A friend of mine is about to retire. He was telling me the
other day about trying to sell a lot of his furniture because it won't
fit in the house they bought in Florida. I have no concept of things
like that.
Those are just a few (small) examples, but hopefully you will
get my point.
>I also don't want a lover that's afraid to live with me.
Nor do I. Good thing I don't have one.
>And just you wait 'til old Sage does move in.
I can't wait!
> Lesbian relationships are typically violent - and I mean full of spurting blood and breaking
>bones.
Another lie. Some lesbian relationships are abusive, yes. But
that are very much the minority.
> Once that happens you come tell me I haven't "experienced" as
>much as you.
Even an abusive relationship can teach the victim a lot about
themselves. While I would not wish such an experience on anyone, it
does give the person to find out just who they are and how much inner
strength they have.
>> You have no basis for friendship with each other.
>
>We aren't friends. We're husband and wife.
That says a lot right there...
> Thurgood loves me
Not if he isn't your friend. Friendship is the basis for love.
If you can't be friends with someone, you can't love them.
> and guides me.
Do you guide him as well? (And I don't mean his penis into
your vagina.)
> We don't play poker together once a week.
Do you go out to dinner with him every once in a while? Do you
go to the movies together? Do you sit up for hours at night, just
talking and laughing? Do you watch Jeopardy! on TV and see who gets
the most questions right? Do you tell him about the day you had (or
vice versa)?
> You got a real WARPED idea of how love is supposed to work
No, you seem to have a really strange idea of what love is.
It sounds to me like you and Thurgood are not in a
relationship of equals. That he directs and you just follow along
behind. That isn't love - that is master and slave. The chains may be
invisible and golden, but they are there,
>> You don't even have the ability to grow old together.
>
>Since when is that a priority?
It is often considered a part of marriage...
> Sage's illness will make her life hard to bear soon enough.
She's been diabetic longer than you have been alive. Her
diabetes is under control (as I have told you many times).
>> Actually, it is what the Bible says. The verses you keep
>> quoting are about temple prostitution.
>
>What makes you think that?
Because I've read the verses in context.
>What kind of temples offered queer prostitution in the days of Moses?
The Canaanites.
>> Who cares what they think or say?
>
>ALL God fearing people care about what their future Holy Black Queen
>says and thinks.
Since she isn't anyone's future black queen, there is still no
reason to care what she thinks or says.
>> Do you really think that will make people straight? Sodomy was
>> illegal for a long time, but that didn't atop people from being gay,
>> they just had to hide. That's like when people considered the left
>> hand to be evil and forced kids to use their right. That didn't make
>> kids right-handed, it just meant they had to hide their
>> left-handedness.
>
>How common was that - and when?
All through the 17th and 18th Centuries (probably earlier as
well, but that time frame I know of) and all across Europe.
> There's been left handed people since the beginning of time.
Right. But kids who were born left handed were forced to use
their right.
>> He doesn't know them, so how could he hate them?
>
>He's prejudiced against all Blacks
He has said he knows blacks and is has nothing against them.
> Did you know that Mother Holiness is a descendant of
>King Solomon?
And she has proof of this how?
>> Two (of 3) of my office mates are black. Neither speaks in
>> Ebonics.
>
>Are you sure they don't speak Ebonics at home?
I've heard one talk on the phone to her daughter and to
friends. She doesn't speak Ebonics.
>> There a lot of black people. I'm sure Bill doesn't make fun of
>> them all.
>
>Just all the one's in our Holy Church - which he calls a cult.
But that isn't making fun of all black people
>> No, it doesn't. Several religions believe in reincarnation.
>
>Like which one's?
Some Native American ones. Some types of Wicca.
>Lesbians do hate men in that they feel an aversion for them.
Wrong again. I have no aversion to men.
Does that mean you are a lesbian since you have an aversion to
men? After all, you say you are only attracted to Thurgood. You have
an aversion to every other man on the planet.
>Hey - since you've
>had sex with with both sexes, do you consider yourself totally lesbian
>or bi sexual?
Lesbian. I'm not attracted to men. I thought I was, but after
allowing myself to be attracted to women, I discovered that what I
felt for Steve was nothing compared to what I've felt for my
girlfriends.
> Does old Sage sleep around with both men and women too?
She doesn't sleep around with anyone any more.
>with or without the family dog by your side
I have NEVER had sex with a dog.
>> That is what screwing means...
>
>Not always.
Oh, what else does screwing mean. (Before you say carpentry,
go back and reread the comment Bill posted. It is quite obvious from
the context that carpentry is NOT what you were referring to.)
> Talk about a one track mind! Do you ever think about
>anything else besides sex and dogs?
Yes, quite a lot. You, however, are obsessed with sex.
>> My love for Sage (which is not based on sex).
>
>That IS sodomy.
Reread what I said. My love for Sage is NOT based on sex.
I understand that you have no basis to understand love and I'm
sure you think love is based on sex. It is not. It is possible to have
love without sex and sex without love.
>> My family.
>
>You shamed them WITH your sodomy.
Not at all.
>> My dogs.
>
>I knew they would come into the picture somehow. Dog lust all the
>way.
Do you have to turn everything into sex? (Of course you do,
silly question. All you ever think about is sex.) I do not and will
not have sex with dogs.
>> My friends.
>
>And how many of them is sodomites?
Some. Most are straight.
>> Things that you have no concept of since your life revolves
>> around sex (your sex life with Thurgood and what you imagine everyone
>> else is doing).
>
>Sex is only a TINY part of my life.
Then why do you always turn things to sex? You are even so
slimy and base as to talk about me having sex with dogs. Only a
sex-obsessed little freak would automatically assume I have sex with
dogs because I said I treat my dogs like my kids.
I recently met 2 straight, married women who also consider
their dogs to be their kids. Do you think they are having sex with the
dogs?
>I'm willing to revise my opinion if you - or even
>old Booger Picking Bill - can provide some real proof and not just a
>lot of silly assertions
We've given you proof. You just bury your head in the sand and
sing "La la la, I'm not listening. La la la, I'm too stupid to think
for myself. La la la, I'm to lazy to do anything with my life."
>You come out to the sex clubs here and show me the monogamy
>and the devotion and the "love" that keeps homo sexuals together.
You come out here to the straight bars and show me all the
"monogamous couples" (often with a tan line on their left ring
finger).
If you are looking for faithful couples (of any sexual
orientation), don't go to a pick-up bar.
>> Where?
>
>Start with Leviticus 18
Temple prostitution. Read the verse in context.
>> That is another pile of cr*p. I've been in a group of lesbians
>> many times and the topic has not turned to sex.
>
>What percentage of the time - would you say?
I can't think of any time when the conversation has turned to
sex.
> Did you talk about boobs or periods or panty's?
I had a friend ask if she could have a pad since she had
forgotten hers. I gave her the pad and that was the end of that
discussion.
>No - you want to cover up all the evil that goes on in there!
No, I don't care what goes on in there, as long as all parties
are consenting. It isn't any of my business.
>> No, it isn't. When I go to work, I have work to do.
>
>What else do you do?
Nothing. When I'm at work, I work.
> Take coffee breaks?
I take a lunch break, but I go to lunch by myself.
> Run around the building after lunch to
>keep your bosom flat so everybody will know you're a lesbian?
I do my workouts after work at the gym in my apartment
complex. All I am trying to flatten is my stomach.
>> Few of my co-workers even know I'm gay.
>
>I thought you were out and proud and in your face at work?
Not yet. I'll tell people eventually, but it isn't something I
announce. The topic hasn't come up, so I haven't had the chance to say
anything.
Once I come out, I'm not "in your face." I'll talk about Sage
the way my co-workers talk about their spouses (or on the case of a
divorced co-worker, her boyfriend). But I don't wear Pride rings (they
aren't professional) or run around making political statements (which
are banned at my workplace).
> I guess they might know you were an infiltrator (and a
>traitor) if you came out there HUH?
What have you done to help this country? All you do is pop out
more kids for other people to take care of. You don't seem to care at
all about this country. All you care about is sex.
There is no ban on homosexuality where I work now.
Why don't you learn what a traitor is? Oh, never mind, you're
too stupid to be able to do it.
>> You don't know jack about what I do for a living.
>
>Recruiting people?
Not at all. I have a real job.
You recruit people. (And if you can't recruit enough, you
breed them).
>> than you do to help this country.
>
>You mean the other queers in this country HUH?
No, I mean I do a heck of a lot more than you do for this
country. Learn to read.
> I seen on "60 Minutes" how the anti-terror team goofs off a lot
>and regularly fails security checks.
Bull. Those teams are highly trained. You wouldn't be able to
get through one day of what they do. You'd be crying for someone to
carry you because you can't do anything for yourself.
>> No, we don't.
>
>Can you honestly say that you ain't never even TASTED no menstrual
>blood - even by accident?
But that isn't what you said. You're words were "A lot of the
lezzy's drinks or cooks with menstrual blood." Nothing about getting a
taste by accident.
Face it. You got caught in a lie and are trying to backtrack
to cover yourself. It won't work. We all know you are a liar.
>No - it's true. Many lesbian orgy's involve a sacrificing a baby to
>the devil! Everybody knows that. Read your Chick tracts.
Jack Chick doesn't know what he is talking about. I think he
does most of those tracts while high.
>> So give me his number. One that can be called by anyone from
>> anywhere.
>
>I did. AV-5-IOLA. Don't call collect.
As I said, give me the number that anyone can call from
anywhere.
>> "We already know what's true though - so we stop only when they admit
>> the Truth." Sept 21, 2004
>
>They usually admit the Truth after only a few minutes of light pain.
They say what you want to hear in order to stop the pain.
However, that wasn't the point of me quoting that. I was
proving you had lied again...
You told Bill "And we don't torture our friends until they
tell us what we want to hear, regardless of whether or not it's true."
However, a few weeks ago, you said ""We already know what's true
though - so we stop only when they admit the Truth."
Those two statements contradict each other.
>> I don't recruit.
>
>Since when? Today? Did you quit your job?
Your "job" is to recruit. I work for a living.
>I'm just too straight for you HUH?
No, you are too stupid for me to want to bother with. I want
someone who is my friend and partner, not someone who does nothing
except sit around, prove her stupidity, and lie through her teeth.
> Well - I'm not lazy
Then get off your butt and do an honest day's work. (I bet you
would be crying by noon for Thurgood to take you home because your
employer expected you to actually accomplish something.)
> nor ignorant
Then why do you act like it?
>I plan to take good care of all of my own kids -
Eventually. Maybe. If your church can't find enough nannies.
>> <sarcasm> Such a Christian attitude... <end sarcasm>
>
>I think it is. If you don't show them beggars and wastrels you mean
>business you only encourage them to beg more.
Christ didn't put himself above others. Why do you feel so
superior to the homeless people on the street? You haven't done
anything to earn your place in society. You are only a few steps away
from such a life. If Thurgood ever casts you off, you have nothing to
fall back on.
>All the one's I see don't know how to drive or feed a parking meter or
>get cash out of an ATM.
I know several who put you to shame in the area of
intelligence.
>> More racism, I see...
>
>No it isn't
Yes, it is. You are judging people only on their race. You
refuse to admit that some Mexicans are intelligent. You are a racist.
>Arabs belong to several races and nationality's. You got Black one's
>in the Sudan and white one's in Turkey
You are thinking of Muslims, which is a religion, not a race.
"Arab" is a race.
>And name me one group
>of Arabs that haven't caused trouble somewhere in the world.
I've worked with Arabs. They've never caused a problem for me
or anyone else.
>I already told you she will dissolve the Congress
As soon as she tried, she would be impeached.
And as I said, there is no way to destroy the government.
Policies already exist to stop the very thing you are talking about.
>Some of the Supreme Court "justices" will also go
The USSC also has a plan in place to allow it to go on if
members are suddenly removed.
>I only know that the stuff this country is a storing now from all them
>nuclear power plant can be moved a little at a time to our Southern
>border.
Without the proper training and equipment, the people who move
that material are going to die, as are people living near the border.
>We'll keep the fuel rods and other radioactive stuff wrapped up so
>no particles can get loose.
Do you know how to do that? It isn't as simple as wrapping the
rods in a sheet, you know.
>Our Black Queen may outlaw Islam altogether.
Such prejudice...
>I know what love is.
No, you don't. You proved as much above. You think love is
having sex with a man. There is so much more to love than that. Things
that I seriously doubt you have any concept of. Mutual respect.
Friendship. Common interests. An ability to communicate.
>And a lesbian. That negates everything else.
No, it doesn't. I am a responsible, functioning member of
society. I don't expect other people to take care of me. I don't have
kids that I can't support. I don't sit around all day obsessing about
what total strangers are doing in the bedroom. (I don't even obsess
about what people I know do in the bedroom.)
>What are you going to leave them in your will? A life time supply of bones?
Maybe. I know 2 straight couples who set up trust funds for
their dogs.
>I hear them too sometimes - but the lesbian's eggs cries out louder on
>account of they got less of a chance to live than the others.
Not necessarily. Lesbians can and do have kids.
I notice you neglected to comment on all the eggs you wasted
after you hit puberty. Didn't you hear them crying every month?
Bard Kesnit
> I ain't never in my life took so much as one red cent for any
No. You are most certainly not putting your family's interest
first. You spend way too much time on these newsgroups reading and
writing about sex. This is inherently unwholesome to your family
life. You should be spending more of your time attending to your
husband, children and household. If you were doing this properly
you wouldn't have time to persecute poor Bard.
> No way! I didn't wanna have no sex with him 'til after we did it
the
> first time - AFTER we was married. That wasn't lust.
I'm sure it still isn't. I'm told he's old and ugly. But your duty
is to him, not this newsgroup.
Moira, the Faerie Godmother
> They were all lies. I know first hand that lesbians do not
> hate men like you claimed. I am a lesbian and I get along great
with
> guys. You seemed to be under the impression that the only way to
get
> along with someone is if you want to go to bed with them. If that
is
> the case, you must really lust over Mother Hickey since you seem
to
> get along with her.
I saw a lovely t-shirt at the local Pride Parade a few years ago.
It said "I don't hate men, I just love women." :-)
> I never said you *had* to leave your safe little world. If you
> would admit that you know very little about reality and were
willing
> to learn, no one would hassle you here. We argue with you because
you
> refuse to learn, even after we correct your mistakes time and time
> again.
How often does a bigot actually learn anything? I have only heard
one testimony from a former bigot who learned to love and serve
Jesus by loving and serving all humans, especially those Jesus
called him to serve. It was beautiful, really touching. But the
KKK in the room (it was that kind of conference) greeted this
wonderful Christian (even though he is still a Baptist) with luke
warm applause.
> Wrong again. I got engaged to Steve before I suspected I'm
> gay.
> >> The lust you felt when you met Thurgood is profane.
> >I didn't feel lust. I felt mostly curiosity plus a dash of
> >apprehension - but not lust.
> That isn't what you said before...
No. I'm sure Thurgood is not the kind of person who inspires lust.
> >> Do you really think that will make people straight? Sodomy was
> >> illegal for a long time, but that didn't atop people from being
gay,
> >> they just had to hide. That's like when people considered the
left
> >> hand to be evil and forced kids to use their right. That didn't
make
> >> kids right-handed, it just meant they had to hide their
> >> left-handedness.
> >How common was that - and when?
> All through the 17th and 18th Centuries (probably earlier as
> well, but that time frame I know of) and all across Europe.
My mother's left hand was tied behind her back to make her use her
right one. That was in the 1930's.
> Yes, quite a lot. You, however, are obsessed with sex.
This is because she doesn't have a rich, satisfying sex life with
her ugly, old husband. If she did, she'd happily spend the day
tending to his family and their needs and wants which would include
self-improvement. She'd have no time for spending on this forum.
> Then why do you always turn things to sex? You are even so
> slimy and base as to talk about me having sex with dogs. Only a
> sex-obsessed little freak would automatically assume I have sex
with
> dogs because I said I treat my dogs like my kids.
Oy! And this is a parent!? Her children should be removed from her
if she thinks that people who treat their fur-babies like children
are having sex with them.
Moira, the Faerie Godmother
> "Bard Kesnit" <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message
>
>> They were all lies. I know first hand that lesbians do not
>> hate men like you claimed. I am a lesbian and I get along great with
>> guys. You seemed to be under the impression that the only way to get
>> along with someone is if you want to go to bed with them. If that is
>> the case, you must really lust over Mother Hickey since you seem to
>> get along with her.
>
> I saw a lovely t-shirt at the local Pride Parade a few years ago.
> It said "I don't hate men, I just love women." :-)
LOL, all class ;-)
>> I never said you *had* to leave your safe little world. If you
>> would admit that you know very little about reality and were willing
>> to learn, no one would hassle you here. We argue with you because you
>> refuse to learn, even after we correct your mistakes time and time
>> again.
>
> How often does a bigot actually learn anything? I have only heard
> one testimony from a former bigot who learned to love and serve
> Jesus by loving and serving all humans, especially those Jesus
> called him to serve. It was beautiful, really touching. But the
> KKK in the room (it was that kind of conference) greeted this
> wonderful Christian (even though he is still a Baptist) with luke
> warm applause.
Also, many of these bigots can't think beyond sex, just like this Tucker
lady. It seems that these bigots are the ones who have the greatest
fascination with sexuality and what people do behind closed doors, its as if
when they look at a person, they instantly wonder why they do behind closed
doors.
Matty
>Bard Kesnit <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message news:<4c8ml05f9k9v8g0iv...@4ax.com>...
>
>> You are a whore.
>
>No, I'm not! And if you're going to >call me, a faithful married lady
>and Woman of God, a whore - then you can't get mad when I call you a
>filthy dyke. Deal?
OK, I've made my point. I'll stop with the whore comments. But
I am going to answer the rest of this post.
>> You sold your body to keep a roof over our head.
>
>I never in my life took so much as
>one red cent for any kind of sex.
I didn't say you got paid money. Your payment is the roof over
your head.
> When I graduated from high school my daddy put a note on the
>bulletin board at our Holy Church saying I was ready to get hitched
>and that he was taking applications for a beautiful young bride that
>could both cook and crochet.
OK, I stand corrected. Your father sold you.
>Finally Daddy
>brought Thurgood Tucker - a recent widower - over and I clicked with
>him.
You said in another post you were scared of him.
>Listen to what old Moira de Swardt from Mother Africa
>told you about decent wives and mothers that puts their family's
>first.
As I told her, most women have ambition beyond being a baby
factory. You don't. You were married off in order to produce kids,
which means having sex. As has been shown by previous members of your
church, if a woman doesn't produce kids, she gets put aside.
Therefore, your continued marriage is not based on love; it is based
on sex and procreation.
>> Your only ambition is to have sex as much as possible.
>
>You're crazy!
The only way you are going to give Thurgood those 14 kids is
to have sex as much as possible so he can keep you pregnant.
>> You know NOTHING about being gay
>
>That doesn't mean I don't know how homosexuals behave.
Yes, it does. If you don't know any happy, contented gays (and
there are a lot of us), then you have no idea how we behave.
> You don't
>have to be no giraffe to study up on their eating and mating habits -
>do you?
But you can't know what their lives are like unless you are a
giraffe. Also, you need to make an in-depth study of giraffes over a
period of time in various settings.
>They're lustful, rebellious and impulsive.
Some are, some aren't. Same as heterosexuals.
>most homosexuals are actually decent people that do good deeds most
>of the time.
We are.
You don't know any gays and you refuse to take steps to meet
any.
> Why can't I see such homos out here in their sex
>capital of the country - New Sodom? Where are they hiding?
They aren't hiding anywhere. They were standing in full view
when the city was handing out marriage licenses.
You say you know where the gay community center is. Go there
without your Bible in hand and get to know the people there. Go to a
meeting of one of the gay Christian groups. (Many major denominations
have them. I'm sure the gay community center could tell you how to
find them.)
>> (Heck, you don't even know much about normal straight life.)
>
>Normal for you involves mouth sex, butt sex, fornication, lies and
>serving in the Navy. If that's what you mean by normal - I don't
>want any part of it.
I said straight life. Learn to read.
Men and women who get up and go to their 40-hour/week jobs.
Soccer practice for their daughter after school. Football for their
son. PTA meetings. Helping their kids with their homework.
(Yes, I realize your son is an infant. But do you have any
concept of the above things? Those are typical for married couples
with kids.)
>OK. Would you agree that most of the world looks on a woman that
>licks another woman as disgusting?
Some do, some don't. As for percentages, I don't know.
But you disapprove of ANYONE who performs oral sex. Most of
the world has no problem with a woman performing oral sex on a man, or
vice versa.
>> Two reasons, both of which I have told you before. First, I
>> learned about the wackos out there.
>
>Aren't you one of them?
Not at all. I don't stalk people.
> a road with a gay bar or bath house on every block.
But I almost never go to gay bars (I haven't in almost 3
years) and have never been to a bath house.
>Excuse me! I'm really special.
Everyone is special, but you are no more special than anyone
else.
>I'm a Woman of God. The rest of you
>are just common sinners.
Remember, pride is a sin.
>> Which is lying. If you are allowed to read between the lies,
>> why can't we?
>
>Read between the LIES?
Typo. It should have said "read between the LINES."
>> Adultery is having sex with someone who it married. Granted,
>> some gays do sleep with married men or women, but not all.
>
>Even if they don't - it's still adultery. Go back to your Latin.
>Adultery means to mix things that don't belong together.
No, it doesn't. It means "voluntary sexual intercourse between
a married man and someone other than his wife or between a married
woman and someone other than her husband; also, an act of adultery."
>> My sins aren't under discussion here,
>
>That's good - on account of it would be a LONG discussion involving a
>lot of third parties, HUH?
Not really. I have a pretty boring life.
> My sins are few, far between and minor.
No, just lying, pride, and sloth. (Pride and sloth are deadly
sins...)
>they cause every time you all give in
>to your lusts?
Less than you cause with your arrogance.
>> If you expect to get that mansion, you need to get to work earning it.
>
>You don't earn heavenly rewards.
If that was the case, there is no reason for anyone to follow
God's Laws.
>God's Grace gives them to you freely
>- unless you resist God's blessings
So now you say people do need to earn Heaven. For someone who
claims to know everything about God, you contradict yourself a lot.
>There are some lesbians that tattoo pentagrams or
>inverted crosses right above their crannies
Your proof of that is what (other than your demented
fantasies)?
>You just have a pagan frog goddess on your
>back.
I see you are having memory problems again. Maybe if I keep
reminding you, you'll remember that my tattoo has nothing to do with
any goddess - ancient or otherwise.
>Decent women want baby's.
Baby's what?
Diapers? Do you have that much problem with bladder control?
Toys? Is that the mental level you are on?
A baby bed? Do you toss and turn so much that you need to
sleep in a crib to keep from falling out?
>> So even if I had not come out, I would have still "wasted" my eggs.
>
>If you didn't dally with the devil - your maternal instincts would
>have kicked in.
So you think even straight women who don't want kids are
sleeping with the devil? I would tell you to leave you little compound
and learn how most women live, but it would probably cause your
mush-brain to start oozing from your ears.
>That and if you hadn't screwed around with a lecher like Steve.
Steve had nothing to do with it. The attraction to women was
always there - before I ever met Steve.
> If you would have found yourself a decent mature husband...
Who is too old to look at other women.
>> Also, I know several straight, married women who have chosen not to
>> have kids.
>
>God will get them in His good time too. Do they have bad seed?
Not that I know of. I do know they are a lot smarter and
better educated than you. (Of course, that isn't saying much. The
people who pick up the trash where I work are better educated than
you.)
> If so, they need to stay spinsters
So you don't believe in marrying for love. You only believe in
marrying for sex.
>> Under your logic, women are damned if they "waste" all their
>> eggs. You made no effort to get pregnant until you were 19 or 20, so
>> you "wasted" all the eggs produced from when you started puberty until
>> your wedding night.
>
>It's all right if a woman has at least two babies.
Now you are changing your story. All those eggs you wasted
would have cried out just as loudly as any other woman's that you
claim to be able to hear. You said you could have gotten married at
14, but you chose not to. How could you go on, month after month,
hearing your eggs beg to be fertilized and ignore them?
>> Me telling you why I post under a nickname is whitewashing?
>
>No - but posting under an alias is.
How is posting under a nickname - which I admit is a nickname
- whitewashing?
>You mean I refuse to believe your white washed version of the true
>story.
No, I mean you refuse to think. You have your little version
of the world and are too stupid or lazy to wake up to reality.
>God's People never lie.
Then I guess your church leaders aren't "God's People."
>Some of you keep on lusting even after you get old and ugly.
So I guess you don't approve of Thurgood's ability to still
"get it up" since he is old.
>Why do you white wash the true story about lesbians
I don't.
> namely that they're mostly a bunch of sick vampires?
Because that isn't true.
>I'm not lazy. I work real hard to keep my home spotless.
So do many women - after working a full-time job.
>I also whip
>bums into shape down at the soup kitchen.
Many women volunteer at soup kitchens in addition to a
full-time job.
>What makes you think it's swill?
Because it is a bunch of lies.
>> If you don't want to go to the community center, find a gay
>> Christian group.
>
>They don't exist.
Yes, they do. Here are the Web sites to some groups.
>When you turn queer, you are immediately flushed
>out of the Body of Christ.
You seem to have forgotten that Christ walked with sinners and
rebuked the religious authorities.
>Why do you want me to excuse evil so much?
I'm not sure why you preach such evil, but I'm not the one
encouraging you to do so.
>You can't tell me anything that's good about it for the world.
Since gays are less likely to have children of their own, we
lessen the overpopulation problem the world is facing. Coming out
allows gays to accept themselves, which leads to lower risk of
depression and suicide. Coming out also allows someone to find their
soul mate and happiness with the one they love. (Unlike the loveless
marriage you are in.)
>It just gives you cheap thrills - that's it.
I'm starting to think that is all your "marriage" to Thurgood
is - a status symbol.
>> She didn't mention you at all.
>
>I wonder if that's true.
It is. However, I trashed the e-mail.
> Evil people talks about me all the time.
You are flattering yourself again. More evidence of your
pride.
>I think it's funny how you can get the word "lie"
>out of "lesbian".
You can get "rapist" out of "conservative Pentecostal." From
your church's name, I got "anal f*ck," "cunt f*ck," "anus lick," "cunt
lick," "crack," just to name a few.
>Like I said before - maybe you are different from most
>lesbians
Not really. Most of us have similar lives to our straight
friends and neighbors. We work the same jobs, shop at the same stores,
and drive the same cars.
>but then again I know how much you white wash
>everything
I don't whitewash anything. I've admitted that some gays are
as bad as you say. You can't seem to realize that the bad ones are a
small minority.
>> No. Neither of us are into that.
>
>Yet.
>Queers enter into relationships every day of the year
That is true. New gay relationships do begin every day. Some
last only a few weeks. Others last for 50+ years.
>What I said was that the ones that settle down into mock "monogamy"
It isn't mock anything. We can be - and are - just as faithful
to our partners as straights.
>are for the most part old, fat, ugly, sick, crazy or
>dirt poor. You know that's true.
No, it isn't. If you met some of the gay men I know, you would
drool over their good looks, bodies, well-paying jobs, and brains.
>You've had to deal with fat and craziness.
Most women have issues with their weight. Even you will
probably turn into a fat slob if you keep popping out kids and never
work out.
I have never been mentally ill.
>And
>'til I see you both I can't leave ugliness out of the equation neither
>since most lesbians is butt ugly!
Some are, some aren't. Same as straight women.
>The other is that they need chocolate
Is that why straight women eat so much chocolate? They are
frustrated with their husbands?
>You know it can't really satisfy anybody.
Sex with someone you love is always satisfying. That is
something you can't understand since you don't love your husband. You
may enjoy it, but you won't get the full effect until you find your
"true love." You rushed into marriage. Why didn't you take some time
to get to know the guys your father brought by?
>They do that by a getting fat
Many straight women have weight issues.
>a cutting their hair short
Short hair for women has been in style for several years.
There are professional models with short hair.
>plastering their boobs against their ribs
Only drag kings and only for drag shows. Though you may be
confusing lesbians with F-to-M transsexuals...
>You flip flopped from men to women.
No, I didn't. I started off thinking I was attracted to men
because that is what society taught. Finally, I realized that I am not
attracted to men. I never flip-flopped my attractions to one or the
other and then back again.
>You're TOTALLY confused.
You are confused. You think you have no purpose outside the
home. Your entire life is defined by your husband.
>I can just imagine what you want me to "contribute" too!
Anything other than the overpopulation of the planet!
Feed the homeless because you want to, not because you're told
to. Raise money for medical research. Contribute to the arts.
>You want me to submit to lesbian rape
1) No woman should be raped.
2) Unlike you, lesbians (or gay men) don't recruit.
>I'm perfectly satisfied with my family.
If you don't want a husband that you love, that is your
choice.
>Why do you always want me to
>leave them if I love them so much?
But you obviously don't love Thurgood. Why did you rush into
marriage to a man who scared you, rather than wait for the man who
truly cares for you?
>I didn't never say "solely" - but yes - God did create me to have
>babies.
But you refuse to do anything except have babies. And not even
for a man you love, but one who worried you when you met him.
>That's just
>another example of your deep confusion. I feel so sorry for you.
I feel sorry for you. You have so many options in life, but
you can't see them (or have been told all your life not to see them).
>> On my keyboard or scratching the dogs behind their ears.
>> What's wrong with that?
>
>Don't you put it in certain honey pots from time to time?
I wash my hands afterwards.
>But I'm not proud
You are so full of false pride, it isn't even funny.
>What about all of
>these states passing amendments that ban queer marriages?
They'll be struck down. 50 years from now, people will wonder
what the fuss was about (the way people do about the interracial
marriage issue).
>Of course it exists. Did you try a calling that number? AV-5-IOLA.
I meant a real phone number, with a country code (if
necessary), exchange, and local number. Phone numbers like you gave
are archaic.
Even if I take the letters and correspond them to numbers
(185-4651) I only have 7 of 10 digits. Even then, I don't have a valid
number. Area codes and exchanges don't start with "1."
>Well - I know
>over 200 queers. They rarely pair off in couples for very long
That or you are too blind to see the long-term couples.
How did you meet them? By hanging out near gay bars? How well
do you know them? Well enough to go to the movies with them as part of
a group? Well enough to have them over for dinner?
>Whenever I pass by the Satanic
>"churches" around here I know there's covens in there a chanting my
>name and a sending evil spirits out to attack me.
Paranoia is another sign of mental illness.
>Do you know what I do with my day?
Probably very little compared to most married mothers.
>Do you think preaching and teaching and
>prophesying down at the soup kitchen is easy?
That covers a few hours.
WHAAA! You have to leave your house for a few hours. How
horrible!
>Do you think giving whores the confidence to get away from their abusive pimps and madams is easy?
Social workers do it all the time.
>They sometimes claim they can make more money whoring on the street than working
>as a secretary or a waitress or a nursing assistant.
Sadly, that is sometimes the case.
>Don't think I just sit around in some bingo parlor calling out
>numbers all day
I didn't. I just meant that what you call your job is
after-work volunteering for many people.
>And do what with my baby?
Guess what! You just ran into a problem many working women
face.
>And what about the soup kitchen?
That is volunteering, not a full-time job.
> What about the quilts and blankets I make for the homeless?
Something to do while watching TV in the evening.
>Why should I give up all that to whore myself in the
>corporate market place so I can neglect my family the way most
>working women does?
I'm just saying you don't have a clue what the lives of most
women are like.
>> You said you need all of your money for your "growing family,"
>> so obviously you don't have enough for both
>
>There you go a MISCONSTRUING my holy words AGAIN Bard!
How did I misunderstand you? First you said you need all your
money. Then you said you have plenty of money. Either you need all you
have or you have excess.
>I work with Mexicans every day.
I have in the past. They aren't all stupid.
>Once a few big ones go off - that will act as a deterrent long enough
>for us to plant a few more.
No, once the mine goes off, they'll know that path is clear
and start rushing across.
>We're going to burn plant by
>products as fuel - and even human waste when necessary.
Generators configured to burn plant materials are expensive.
Burning human waste stinks. (Even if you moved your people away from
the line, people would still have to feed and service the generators
and pumps.)
>> You'd have to have a lot. Go back to what I said about guards.
>
>People needs good jobs.
You won't have enough people to man the line and do all the
things necessary to keep a country this large running.
>Now the guards can be bribed.
That isn't what I said. You need people to stand watch along
the entire border - all within sight of each other - and have enough
to man at least 3, if not 4, full shifts.
>She's got her little ways of a persuading people to obey.
Hypnosis? Torture?
>I told you
>about the public floggings, hangings and witch burnings that will be
>televised during prime time every day didn't I?
Which will only lead to an uprising.
>Why are you so interested in a keeping all the problems we have.
I'm not. I just know your solutions won't work. I thought
you'd like to know that so you ca start developing ones that might
work.
>> The Huns tried that.
>
>They tried to rule in Jesus' Name?
The topic was conquering the world. Do try to keep up...
>> I wasn't. I would go to England.
>
>To be with Anne?
No.
I've been there before and like the country. Plus, Sage knows
a few people who live there, so we'd have a place to stay until we got
settled.
>Don't imagine that their national Health plan is all that
>great.
At least they have one, which is better than the US.
>> Israel is their Promised Land.
>
>No. God promised that to the good seed of Isaac - not the bad seed of
>Ishamel.
The topic was the Jews. Do try to keep up...
>> If Mother Holiness gives them the Arabian Peninsula, she is giving them more > than God did.
>
>Wrong again. They've had that for millennia.
The topic was the Jews. The Jews didn't have a land almost
2000 years. Do try to keep up...
>> She wouldn't be able to stop us.
>
>She will have absolute power - remember.
No, she won't. She will be impeached by Congress (which the
President does not have the authority to disband) and probably tried
for war crimes as well.
>> Your people would need to place the material.
>
>Robots can do that.
Someone will have to put it on the robot.
>I know how you queers operate - on lust. You
>all CAN'T love.
I know you don't know what love is. Love isn't putting a penis
into a vagina. Your marriage is based on sex, not love.
>Not all at once. There wasn't a line up
I didn't mean to insinuate I thought there was a line up. I
meant that your parents brought in guys until you picked one. You had
little or no chance to really get to know the men.
>> You never got to experience the normal things, like dating.
>
>Who says that's normal?
Pretty much all of society.
> I didn't want to go out on no dates. What a waste of time, money
>and energy they are!
But they give you a basis to get to know someone before you
agree to spend your life with them.
>And men that takes you to dinner often wants a
>little nooky nooky in return.
That isn't always the case. If he does and you don't want to,
tell him no. If he doesn't listen, have him arrested for rape.
>You don't get date raped if you don't
>go out on no dates with no filthy men.
So don't go on a date with a "filthy man." Go out with a man
who knows how to be a gentleman.
>What's normal for YOU - a
>truly normal woman that slept with a man and served in the
>Navy - isn't the slightest bit normal for a God fearing True Christian
>like me.
But I'm not talking about me. I am talking about straight
women who date men until they find the one they want to marry.
>> You didn't get to go through the emotional maturation process that most
>> people
>
>Most people will wind up in hell. Why do I want to be anything like them?
So you admit you are emotionally immature.
Yet another indication of your pride. You are convinced you
are better than everyone else.
>> go through as a teen. You didn't get to learn about emotions by experiencing
>> them.
>
>Do you think I'm not even human. Of course I have emotions
That isn't what I said. I didn't say you don't have emotion. I
said you never got to learn what love is by going through the
emotional development and maturation process that most people go
through as teenagers.
>and I
>matured just like any decent girl that kept herself away from men 'til
>her wedding night.
No, you didn't. Even girls who wait until their wedding night
go on dates. You (or your parents) chose to stunt your emotional
development by keeping you away from males.
You don't know what love is because you were deprived of the
chance to learn. You don't know what is normal because you've never
been exposed to a normal life.
>That's the TRADITIONAL way - or did you forget
>that already?
Traditional for the Dark and some of the Middle Ages (mostly
just the rich). All through history, young people spent time with
others in search of someone to spend their life with.
>Oh no! It was curiosity.
You said it was fear.
> I am free from all lust.
Then sex with Thurgood must be awful. To have sex with someone
you don't desire? UGH! You must be dry as a bone when he enters you.
What do you do, lay there and think of the church?
>That's nasty!
Yes, being forced into sex is nasty. How do you stand it?
>I grew to love him.
Not if you and he aren't friends. Friendship is the backbone
of love.
>You have to be practical about
>marriage. I think it's a total waste of time and effort to get
>married just for love.
That is the best reason to get married. That way you know you
will spend your life with your best friend.
>For queers it's dog lust at first SCENT!
Why are you obsessed with sex with dogs?
>> If you really did feel anything when you met Thurgood, it was nothing but
>> pure, raw lust.
>
>No way! I didn't want to have sex with him 'til after we did it the
>first time - AFTER we was married.
I wrote the above comment before you said you were afraid of
him.
So why did you marry him if you were afraid to be intimate
with him?
>> I may grouch later,
>
>May??? WILL!!!
Sometimes, not all the time. You don't know me, so you can't
know how I would react to a situation.
>Not by God or by His Representatives on earth.
If God personally told me to do something, I would. Same with
one of His representatives. However, I have yet to met anyone who fits
those criteria.
>> No, he knows his buddies would be jealous because he's got a
>> wife young enough to be his daughter.
>
>That thought would never occur to him.
So you like to think. You don't REALLY know, do you?
>Jealousy is evil.
So is pride and lying, but that doesn't stop you.
> In our Most Holy Church, mature men choose young women so they an make a lot of baby's and give
>them the proper Christian family value's.
So you don't have a relationship of equals. So sad... You may
never know what it is like to be seen as a woman and not as a living
blow-up doll and incubator.
What happens to you when Thurgood dies, but no other man wants
you because you are too old to "make alot of baby's and [be given] the
proper Christian family value's."
>> Eggs have no brain, so they have no basis to want anything.
>
>They have SOULS though
Not until fertilized.
>You let yours die.
Then so did you.
>> And if they did, the eggs you wasted as a teen wanted to live,
>> too. But that didn't stop you from discarding them.
>
>I had to budget my eggs.
Why? It's not like you could keep them or anything.
>I didn't waste too many on account of my
>periods were always irregular.
But you did "waste" them. Having irregular periods meant you
should have started trying to have kids years ago because you wouldn't
know when you were fertile. When you have to play "hit or miss," the
more chances you give yourself, the better your chance to hit.
Bard Kesnit
> You just can't stop thinking of sex when you think of me, can you?
You gotta be kidding! I could turn frigid a thinking about you. The
furnace just kicked on this minute when I thought of you. Brrrr!
> Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not interested.
Wait 'til your next Viagra order comes in - you will be - not in me -
but in one OR MORE of your friends down at the local gay bar that you
like to show off for.
> Sorry, but you are a documented liar. You will never convince me
> otherwise because you are a liar.
When you're in hell you will spend ENDLESS CENTURY'S a saying "Mother
Tucker was right about everything! Why didn't I listen to her when I
had the chance? Why didn't I repent BEFORE I blasphemed the Holy
Ghost and inherited this fiery crag? Why - oh why - oh WHYYY?"
Meanwhile - I'll be up in heaven with my friend Harpo.
> Prove it.
Keep in touch with her. You'll see.
> It is very normal for homosexuals to be attracted to the same sex.
No! That's contrary to nature and sick! Homo sexual lust is evil and
sinful. People that doesn't wanna wind up in hell along with you will
repent and get a healing. Homo sexuality is a curable disease. I can
cure it. When I get through with a queer he won't never turn back to
all of that vile licking and sucking and goosing. The desire to do
such things just vanishes - POOF!
> Not true. Some gays are very private people who don't care to share their
> personal lives.
That's only on account of they're ashamed of all the horrible things
they do - such as a felching. Have you ever witnessed any felching
first hand Bill?
> My own, Mother F*cker.
You ain't got no authority over me. The Holy Bible is the Ultimate
Authority - no matter what you say about it. You will be judged by
it. Every one of your nasty sins will be recounted in sordid detail.
The whole process could take WEEKS - and you won't get to sit down the
whole time!
> At least The Origin of Species and the Bag o' Velveeta have more facts in
> them than the Bible.
Excuse me! Do you even know what the bag o' Velveeta is? Th Hindu's
chant verses from it. Them Hare Krishna's believe it's the Word of
God. It ain't. It doesn't say nothing about evil queer lust!
> As for the Oahspe, I have never read it, but it's probably no more based in
> fact than the Bible is.
The Oahspe is the main text for spiritualists and necromancers - which
you oughta know if you're a real spiritualist and not some pop Hindu
that has verses from the Bag o' Velveeta wrote all over your walls or
tattoo'd on your flesh.
> Whatever type of spin you choose to put on it, it's still being judgmental.
No it ain't. If I didn't love old Bard and wanna see her saved - I
wouldn't preach the Gospel to her and try to rescue her from Satan's
prison house of lesbian lust. I tried to save you before you
blasphemed the Holy Ghost - and before you told me about your
foreskin. Where there's foreskin - there's smegma - y mucho!
> In your opinion.
In God's sight. He calls lesbian desire unnatural lust.
> That's what I said - you're a documented liar.
You missed the point. Go clean out your foreskin - the fumes are a
getting too strong to let you think. Your problem is that you're so
fleshly and wicked that you got no appreciation for no Spiritual
Truth. That's what I preach - and you can't understand it any more
than darkness can comprehend the Light. Sorry.
> You are bigoted.
No - you are. You hate the People of God and their True Church -
which you in your evil prejudice call a "cult". Jesus did not come to
this earth to found no cult - and our Holy Church - God's One True
Church of Holy Assurance - is the same Holy Church that He founded
2000 years ago.
> Who cares what the book of fairy tales says? And your Mother Holiness
> will never be our future Black Queen, any more than I will.
The Holy Bible is the Ultimate Truth. There ain't no fairy tales of
no kind anywheres in it. There IS commandments against homo sexuality
and disrespect for God's People though. That makes you GUILTY!
> Yes, you have.
If I say I ain't - I ain't. Case closed.
> I never said I did that. You lied.
Did you or did you not say you like to hang out in gay bars with your
friends? Did you or did you not say that queers came up to you "one
at a time" and that at least one of them told you you was cute? Now
that tells me that you went in there to get compliments. Most people
go in gay bars to booze and cruise.0
> Just because I make fun of people who happen to be black (and I seriously
> question whether they are) doesn't mean that I hate black people.
You hate them though - and they represent most of the Black People in
white America. They're African American Spiritual Leaders.
> I said no such thing. Why don't you post my quote here so we can see what
> a liar you are?
Your exact words was "Humans always reincarnate as humans, or the
equivalent life form on other planets. There are souls that are
designed to reincarnate in animals. The human soul is much too complex
for an animal's simple brain". The link is
pan.2004.06.09....@postini.spamcon.org
> Hindus are not the only ones who believe in reincarnation. You lied.
Almost all the religions that preach reincarnation get it from the
Hindu's.
> When? Post a quote. Or are you afraid to show us that you are lying
> again?
No - on account of I ain't a lying. You and old Thore tried to chase
me off of this news group. Did you all ever have sex? You all could
compare foreskins?
> Nope. You're wrong again, liar.
No. I am almost never wrong! About queer issue's I'm always right!
> That's news to me. Can you prove it?
I can - but I won't waste my time a figuring out your orgy going
habits.
> So prove that I come here with "five other men" and then "sit around in
> (our) hot tub talking about ways to hurt (you)."
Send me a thousand dollars and I will. Proof of that kinda stuff
costs money.
> Once again, you were not talking about curtsybear, you were talking about
> me.
You're so vain. It was about Curtsybear - but the same situation
applies to you. You're the one that brung up orgy's and a going to
gay bars where men tell you you're cute.
> You have once again exposed your ignorance and lying.
No. I ain't ignorant and I don't NEVER lie!
> Is it? That's news to me. Care to prove it?
That'll cost you another thousand dollars.
> If it is your opinion, you should have said, "I think..." Not that you
> actually do, however.
When you go to writing school, the first thing they tell you is not to
put "I think" or "I believe" in front of every sentence.
I gotta go get supper for Thurgood. More later - maybe.
Mother Lurlean Tucker
(TUCKER! TUCKER! TUCKER! TUCKER! TUCKER! TUCKER! TUCKER!
TUCKER!)
The Lord's Little Lambkin
(TUCKER! TUCKER! TUCKER! TUCKER! TUCKER! TUCKER! TUCKER! TUCKER!
TUCKER!)
> Satan RAGED thru old Booger Picking Bill Baker
> <wba...@postiniwini.spermcon.orgy> AGAIN in message
> news:<pan.2004.10.01....@postiniwini.spermcon.orgy>...
More sex on the brain, I see. You must REALLY want me.
>> You just can't stop thinking of sex when you think of me, can you?
>
> You gotta be kidding! I could turn frigid a thinking about you. The
> furnace just kicked on this minute when I thought of you. Brrrr!
Sure, sure. You keep telling yourself that.
>> Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not interested.
>
> Wait 'til your next Viagra order comes in - you will be - not in me -
> but in one OR MORE of your friends down at the local gay bar that you
> like to show off for.
Who have I ever said I show off to?
>> Sorry, but you are a documented liar. You will never convince me
>> otherwise because you are a liar.
>
> When you're in hell you will spend ENDLESS CENTURY'S a saying "Mother
> Tucker was right about everything! Why didn't I listen to her when I
> had the chance? Why didn't I repent BEFORE I blasphemed the Holy Ghost
> and inherited this fiery crag? Why - oh why - oh WHYYY?" Meanwhile -
> I'll be up in heaven with my friend Harpo.
BWAHAHAHA!!! Fat chance.
>> Prove it.
>
> Keep in touch with her. You'll see.
So in other words your answer is, "I have no proof."
>> It is very normal for homosexuals to be attracted to the same sex.
>
> No! That's contrary to nature and sick! Homo sexual lust is evil and
> sinful.
God must have created a lot of evil and sinful animals, then.
> People that doesn't wanna wind up in hell along with you will repent and
> get a healing. Homo sexuality is a curable disease. I can cure it.
No you can't, liar.
> When I get through with a queer he won't never turn back to all of that
> vile licking and sucking and goosing. The desire to do such things just
> vanishes - POOF!
No, you just torture them until they will do anything to make the pain
stop.
>> Not true. Some gays are very private people who don't care to share
>> their personal lives.
>
> That's only on account of they're ashamed of all the horrible things
> they do - such as a felching.
Wow, that must mean that there are a lot of straight people into felching.
> Have you ever witnessed any felching first hand Bill?
Why? Are you inviting me to?
>> My own, Mother F*cker.
>
> You ain't got no authority over me.
And you have no authority over me.
> The Holy Bible is the Ultimate Authority - no matter what you say about
> it. You will be judged by it. Every one of your nasty sins will be
> recounted in sordid detail. The whole process could take WEEKS - and you
> won't get to sit down the whole time!
I'm not worried in the least.
>> At least The Origin of Species and the Bag o' Velveeta have more facts
>> in them than the Bible.
>
> Excuse me! Do you even know what the bag o' Velveeta is? Th Hindu's
> chant verses from it.
Wow, Kraft makes holy books too? Who'da thunk it?
> Them Hare Krishna's believe it's the Word of God. It ain't. It doesn't
> say nothing about evil queer lust!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>> As for the Oahspe, I have never read it, but it's probably no more
>> based in fact than the Bible is.
>
> The Oahspe is the main text for spiritualists and necromancers - which
> you oughta know if you're a real spiritualist and not some pop Hindu
> that has verses from the Bag o' Velveeta wrote all over your walls or
> tattoo'd on your flesh.
No it isn't. There is no "main text" for Spiritualists. That's the good
thing about it. No beliefs are crammed down your throat.
>> Whatever type of spin you choose to put on it, it's still being
>> judgmental.
>
> No it ain't.
Yes it is.
> If I didn't love old Bard and wanna see her saved - I wouldn't preach
> the Gospel to her and try to rescue her from Satan's prison house of
> lesbian lust.
Your delusions really are funny.
> I tried to save you before you blasphemed the Holy Ghost - and before
> you told me about your foreskin.
You would have failed no matter what.
> Where there's foreskin - there's smegma - y mucho!
No there isn't. At least not with me. Maybe I'm the exception?
>> In your opinion.
>
> In God's sight. He calls lesbian desire unnatural lust.
No he didn't. Those were Paul's words.
>> That's what I said - you're a documented liar.
>
> You missed the point.
Nope. I hit it dead on.
> Go clean out your foreskin - the fumes are a getting too strong to let
> you think. Your problem is that you're so fleshly and wicked that you
> got no appreciation for no Spiritual Truth. That's what I preach - and
> you can't understand it any more than darkness can comprehend the Light.
> Sorry.
You just hate the fact that I shine the light of truth on your lies.
>> You are bigoted.
>
> No - you are. You hate the People of God and their True Church - which
> you in your evil prejudice call a "cult".
Nope. I don't even hate you. I find you highly entertaining. I could
never hate anyone who makes me laugh.
> Jesus did not come to this earth to found no cult - and our Holy Church
> - God's One True Church of Holy Assurance - is the same Holy Church that
> He founded 2000 years ago.
And yet you have no proof.
>> Who cares what the book of fairy tales says? And your Mother Holiness
>> will never be our future Black Queen, any more than I will.
>
> The Holy Bible is the Ultimate Truth. There ain't no fairy tales of no
> kind anywheres in it. There IS commandments against homo sexuality and
> disrespect for God's People though. That makes you GUILTY!
The Bible is full of fairy tales, fables and tall tales, as well as a
number of contradictions. And I have no interest, other than amusement,
in your opinion of me.
>> Yes, you have.
>
> If I say I ain't - I ain't. Case closed.
Sorry, but you have.
>> I never said I did that. You lied.
>
> Did you or did you not say you like to hang out in gay bars with your
> friends? Did you or did you not say that queers came up to you "one at
> a time" and that at least one of them told you you was cute? Now that
> tells me that you went in there to get compliments.
Only if you're insane. Hasn't anyone ever paid you a compliment? Did
that mean that you went there to show off for compliments?
<snip>
>> Just because I make fun of people who happen to be black (and I
>> seriously question whether they are) doesn't mean that I hate black
>> people.
>
> You hate them though - and they represent most of the Black People in
> white America. They're African American Spiritual Leaders.
I don't hate them. They, like you, are highly amusing. And I doubt any
black people outside your cult see them as their spiritual leaders.
>> I said no such thing. Why don't you post my quote here so we can see
>> what a liar you are?
>
> Your exact words was "Humans always reincarnate as humans, or the
> equivalent life form on other planets. There are souls that are
> designed to reincarnate in animals. The human soul is much too complex
> for an animal's simple brain". The link is
> pan.2004.06.09....@postini.spamcon.org
So now where in that quote did I say that "souls come to earth from other
planets?"
>> Hindus are not the only ones who believe in reincarnation. You lied.
>
> Almost all the religions that preach reincarnation get it from the
> Hindu's.
But not all of them do. Mine, for example, doesn't.
>> When? Post a quote. Or are you afraid to show us that you are lying
>> again?
>
> No - on account of I ain't a lying.
Then post a quote. What are you afraid of?
> You and old Thore tried to chase me off of this news group.
When? All we did was laugh at your entertaining posts.
> Did you all ever have sex? You all could compare foreskins?
Is sex all you ever think about?
>> Nope. You're wrong again, liar.
>
> No. I am almost never wrong! About queer issue's I'm always right!
No you're not. My experience with gay people tells me otherwise.
>> That's news to me. Can you prove it?
>
> I can - but I won't waste my time a figuring out your orgy going habits.
In other words, you can't and you were lying.
>> So prove that I come here with "five other men" and then "sit around in
>> (our) hot tub talking about ways to hurt (you)."
>
> Send me a thousand dollars and I will. Proof of that kinda stuff costs
> money.
So you admit that you said it without proof? That's the same thing as
lying.
>> Once again, you were not talking about curtsybear, you were talking
>> about me.
>
> You're so vain. It was about Curtsybear - but the same situation
> applies to you. You're the one that brung up orgy's and a going to gay
> bars where men tell you you're cute.
The context (which anybody who follows the link can plainly see) was that
you were defending your lies about me to people who were telling you that
I could sue you for libel by claiming to be "posting stuff he claimed
himself."
>> You have once again exposed your ignorance and lying.
>
> No. I ain't ignorant and I don't NEVER lie!
You are very ignorant, and you constantly lie.
>> Is it? That's news to me. Care to prove it?
>
> That'll cost you another thousand dollars.
So in other words, you said something without proof. Another lie.
>> If it is your opinion, you should have said, "I think..." Not that you
>> actually do, however.
>
> When you go to writing school, the first thing they tell you is not to
> put "I think" or "I believe" in front of every sentence.
Not in front of every sentence, but it should precede any phrase that is
opinion. Unless, of course, you want to be seen as a liar.
> I gotta go get supper for Thurgood. More later - maybe.
OK, I look forward to another good laugh.
> Mother Lurlean Fucker
> (FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER!)
> The Lord's Tasty Little Lamb Chop
> (FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER!)
My, my! Such language!
--
Funny Lurlean quote #47:
But the floodgates are open, and the TIDE is rolling in and drowning the whole
country in bean dip. --Lurlean warns about the evils of nachos.
>Bill Baker <wba...@postiniwini.spermcon.org> said in message
>news:<pan.2004.10.01....@posti.con.org>...
>
>> You just can't stop thinking of sex when you think of me, can you?
>
>You have to be kidding! I could turn frigid thinking about you.
Then why do you keep bringing up sexual things when you write
to him?
> The furnace just kicked on this minute when I thought of you.
So thinking of Bill does make you hot...
>Wait until your next Viagra order comes in
You know all about Viagra since Thurgood uses it.
>When I'm in hell, you will spend endless centuries saying "I tried to tell Mother
>Tucker the truth! Why didn't she listen to me when she had the chance?
>Why didn't she repent before she became a liar and so proud and slothful?
> Why - oh why - oh WHYYY?"
I corrected your statement for you.
>> Prove it.
>
>Keep in touch with her. You'll see.
So you have no proof. No surprise there.
>Homosexuality is a curable disease. I can cure it.
Then why won't you prove it?
If you really could, you would document your procedures for
other groups to use. If homosexuality is so evil, why aren't you
spreading your cure everywhere (rather than just here and in SF)? You
would "save" so many more gays if more people knew about your "cure."
>That's only because they're ashamed of all the horrible things
>they do - such as a felching.
You should be ashamed of the horrible thing you do - serving
as a living blow-up doll to a man old enough to be your grandfather.
Around here, we call guys like that "dirty old men" and "sexual
predators."
>You don't have any authority over me.
Which is the same amount of authority you have over us.
>You will be judged by it.
So will you. And you will be crying when St. Peter takes away
your mansion because of your many sins.
>Every one of your nasty sins will be recounted in sordid detail.
So will yours. Lying. Pride. Sloth. Being judgmental.
>Excuse me! Do you even know what the bag o' Velveeta is?
It's a bag of cheese. Added to pasta, it makes pretty good mac
and cheese.
>> Whatever type of spin you choose to put on it, it's still being judgmental.
>
>No it isn't.
You are being judgmental. No matter how many lies you tell
yourself about it, you are being judgmental.
>You hate the People of God and their True Church -
Not at all. I have a great deal of respect for real
Christians. You, however, are not. If you were a real Christian, you
would follow Christ's teachings. You don't, and instead preach hate
and filth in God's name.
Why don't you go to a real church sometime? (Notice I did NOT
say a gay church.) A place where they preach God's love, not God's
hate. A place where they don't torture converts. A place where all are
welcome unconditionally.
>Jesus did not come to this earth to found a cult
No, He didn't. Sadly, there are lots of cults in His name.
>There is a commandment against homosexuality
No, there isn't. Gee, some Bible scholar you are. If I were
you, I'd demand your money back from that school you went to.
>Did you or did you not say that queers came up to you "one
>at a time" and that at least one of them told you that you were cute?
So? That doesn't mean he did anything about it, even if that
did happen.
>Most people go in gay bars to booze and cruise.
Some do. A lot of people go there to dance or socialize.
Where I went to college, the only decent dance club in that
part of the state was a gay bar. For that reason, a lot of straights
went dancing there. (It's not uncommon for me to be able to talk to
people who went to any of a number of colleges who had been to that
bar. Almost everyone I talk to about it is straight.)
>You hate them though - and they represent most of the Black People in
>white America.
No, they don't. I know a lot of blacks and your church people
are nothing like the blacks I know.
The blacks I know worked hard to get to where they are in
life. They don't blame "the white man" for "holding them down."
Mother Hickey and the rest are just a bunch of crybabies who
refuse to earn their own place in society. They just want everything
handed to them, even if they do nothing to earn it.
> They're African American Spiritual Leaders.
The blacks I know have never heard of them, or your church.
>> Hindus are not the only ones who believe in reincarnation. You lied.
>
>Almost all the religions that preach reincarnation get it from the
>Hindu's.
The Native Americans most likely did not.
>> When? Post a quote. Or are you afraid to show us that you are lying
>> again?
>
>No - on account of I'm not lying.
Then why won't you post the quote? Prove Bill wrong.
>Did you all ever have sex?
Do you want to spread your legs for every guy you meet? If
not, why do you think Bill would? (Before you say "because he's
queer," remember that he has never said what his sexual orientation
is.)
>No. I am almost never wrong! About queer issue's I'm always right!
Wrong again. You know almost nothing about being gay. What
little you do know is from gays who are unhappy.
>> That's news to me. Can you prove it?
>
>I can - but I won't waste my time a figuring out your orgy going
>habits.
So you can't prove it. Figures...
>> So prove that I come here with "five other men" and then "sit around in
>> (our) hot tub talking about ways to hurt (you)."
>
>Send me a thousand dollars and I will. Proof of that kind of stuff
>costs money.
So you can't prove it. Figures...
>> Is it? That's news to me. Care to prove it?
>
>That'll cost you another thousand dollars.
So you can't prove it. Figures...
>> If it is your opinion, you should have said, "I think..." Not that you
>> actually do, however.
>
>When you go to writing school, the first thing they tell you is not to
>put "I think" or "I believe" in front of every sentence.
They do if you are writing your opinion.
Bard Kesnit
> (Sex Obsessed, Immature Baby Factory Mother Tucker) wrote:
At least you don't use none of them real ugly words that YOUR best
friend Bill Baker uses against me all of the time. That's a good
thing.
> They were all lies. I know first hand that lesbians do not
> hate men like you claimed.
They do - maybe just not in the way you think.
> I am a lesbian and I get along great with guys.
But not in the ways that Almighty God intended.
> You seemed to be under the impression that the only way to get
> along with someone is if you want to go to bed with them.
I didn't never say that. But you lesbians shut yourself off from men
and the special care and guidance they can give you.
> If that is the case, you must really lust over Mother Hickey since you seem to
> get along with her.
I revere her - but don't no sexual thoughts come into it. Remember -
and I know that's extra hard for you with your brain leakage issue's
and all - I'm sexually normal. You're the oddity around here. You
DEVIATE from the norm. You INVERT the natural paradigm. You're also
a Godless sinner doomed to eternal hell fire if you don't repent and
soon! And think of all the eggs Bard - the precious eggs that you're
a DENYING their rightful change to be somebody! Ain't you cruel?!
> No, that isn't what I mean. There are a lot of churches out
> there. Ones that allow their members to enter society and live real
> lives. You could always go to one of them.
What's wrong with the one I already belong to? It's the original Holy
Church that the Lord Jesus founded almost 2000 years ago. I ain't
exactly a living outside the bounds of society neither. There ain't
no cult compound - no matter what that uncircumcised heathen Bill
tells you. I just don't mix with the herd. The Holy Bible tells me
to separate myself from the world and its corruption - which you won't
acknowledge. And I consider my life real and yours totally unreal. I
got a husband and a baby and a house and even a job - even if you
don't consider it one. You got a failed relationship built on
fornication, a long distance girl friend that won't even shack up with
you in your apartment and two dogs that you think are children. Who
are you to tell me how to live? NOBODY - that's who!
> Knowledge of reality.
You mean YOUR reality - which is a long series of sins. I think I'll
keep mine if that doesn't bother you too much - and even if it does
that's your problem. I know how God feels about your lesbianism - and
I can PROMISE you you're in for a rude awakening if you ain't more
careful where you put your tongue.
> I never said you *had* to leave your safe little world.
Well - thank you for your kind permission Miss Lesbo. There for a
minute I thought I was a gonna have to move up to the moon to keep you
happy. We all know all of that lesbian sex won't never do it in a
million years.
> If you would admit that you know very little about reality and were willing
> to learn, no one would hassle you here.
Reality is subjective girl. I'd say you don't know nothing about
SPIRITUAL reality and ain't a willing to learn about God's plan for
your here to fore wasted little life. And I expect evil people to
hassle me. The Bible says you all do that kind of thing all the time.
> We argue with you because you refuse to learn, even after we correct your
> mistakes time and time again.
Huh? I argue with all of you on account of you refuse to learn the
Laws of God even after I correct all of your errors time and time
again. Did you honestly think you could recruit me over to your side?
Think again.
> We don't recruit.
One of your little camp tried to recruit me at a shoe store this very
afternoon. She kept a looking up my skirt a trying to get a peek a
boo at my white silk panty's. She was a licking her lips like she
wanted to put her nasty dyke mouth on my most private parts too. Her
hands kept a lingering on my legs every time I tried on a new pair of
shoes. She made these little moaning sounds whenever I got up - and
clucked her tongue when I turned around. I finally planted my foot up
side her fat little face and knocked her to the floor. I stormed out
of there a telling her "Next time I'll do it with my boots on -
lesbian!!!". That creature actually had the gall to whimper after me
"Please come back - you didn't buy anything..." I have SEEN you all
recruit - not once but five HUNDRED times!
> And even if we did, we wouldn't want someone as lazy and worthless to society > as you.
Obviously not all of you all feels that way. I ain't lazy and I ain't
worthless to society. You come out here to New Sodom and talk to the
people I help find decent jobs and homes and spouses. They'll tell
you how hard I work and how grateful they are for all of my efforts.
The pimps I get threw in jail for a spreading vice and crime
throughout this country wouldn't DARE call me lazy. Your life has
gone completely to the dogs - not mine. You're just full of
prejudice, hate and envy! And dog lust too.
> Yes, I am.
That's what the agenda says - ain't it?
> I'm sure the only satisfaction you get from your sperm donor
> is the knowledge that if you get pregnant, that is 9 more months that
> he won't pass you off for some other woman.
You got such a low opinion of normal family relationships I'm
surprised you got any straight friends left. My husband was faithful
to and patient with both of his former wives - even when God laid
great burdens on them. He didn't never think of a putting them away
or a making their burden no heavier. He loved and cherished both of
them just like he loves and cherishes me. It's too bad that you can't
understand such a bond. Thurgood Tucker is my lawfully wedded
husband. I am the mother of his child. He ain't no sperm donor. We
ain't a shacking up. I ain't a waiting for him to come shack up with
me and my dogs - which you in your deep confusion think is people!
> Who said anything about bars? There are NO good lesbian bars
> anywhere near where I live. The music is crappy and there isn't a
> dance floor.
That all depends on how you define "good". I guess it is easier to
recruit when there's straight women on the dance floor - but lesbians
can pick up tricks in almost any lesbian bar - and that's primarily
what I got in mind. What would you do if you found out that old Sage
Bush has been a playing around on you for months? Remember - and I
know that's hard for you - she's bound to be as frustrated as you are.
Can't no woman have a real TOTAL orgasm thru no lesbian sex. She
might be into men now too. Just wait 'til that revelation hits the
fan!
> All the time. You are just too stupid to learn.
I ain't stupid. I can see thru your white wash. That bugs you -
doesn't it?
> You've tried, but you didn't succeed.
You may think so - but you're just in denial about that.
> Who said anything about me? There have been several women in
> recent years who have married 90-year old billionaires so they can get
> the old guy's money when he dies.
Why did you bring it up if it wasn't on your leaky little mind?
Shouldn't nobody marry for money. I married out of a sense of duty.
> Those women, by the way, are heterosexual.
That doesn't automatically make them good people. You see - SOME
straight people is good - but ALLLLL homo sexual people is evil.
They're in violation of God's Laws. They got to turn if they don't
wanna burn.
> The reason she hasn't moved in with me has nothing to do with
> money.
Please! If either of you had enough money you all would move in
together right away. Then after about three months the screaming and
clawing will start.
> You are the one who is incapable of living on her own.
Why should I when a good God fearing man wants to take good care of
me? And Thurgood wasn't the only one that wanted to give me a nice
home and a houseful of baby's.
> You are the one who had to find some guy to take care of her because she is
> too lazy to find a paying job.
I ain't lazy. Why do you hate home makers so much? I don't wanna
whore myself in the work place the way so many women that NEGLECT
their children do.
> Yes, you are. Your sole purpose is to have kids.
If that's true - then why ain't I chained up in the bed room? You got
yourself a FILTHY and hateful mind girl. The devil makes you more
evil every day.
> And if for some reason you can no longer have kids before Thurgood gets his
> 14, he will put you aside for some other woman.
Why didn't he do that with neither one of his other wives then?
Sunshine was crazy - and she left him - not vice versa. She moved in
with a pair of dykes and she got AIDS within six months.
> No, because most women have other ambitions in their live than
> have kid after kid.
What makes you think I don't got no other ambitions? I wanna save and
reform you for instance - and I do save and reform lotsa tramps and
bums down at the soup kitchen.
> And you aren't a decent mother. A decent mother would love her
> kids. I seriously doubt you even know what love is. I'll give you a
> hint: It means more than popping out a kid and then handing him/her to
> the nanny.
I didn't never do that. I let out maid watch the baby two nights in a
row - with me in the very next room. I ain't pregnant yet and we got
us another baby night a coming up in a few more days. We'll ask
Conchita to baby sit again. If anything goes wrong, I'll jump up and
rush in there to help my baby. Thurgood will be right behind me I'm
sure.
> I was out to friends and shipmates while in the Navy.
Well - most people that keeps secrets tells a few confidants. That
doesn't change the fact that government policy still says that homo
sexuality is INCOMPATIBLE with military service. They just don't
wanna hound the truth out of nobody. "Don't ask - don't tell" was for
queers that was already in the service back in 1993 when Clinton was
in the White House between mistresses.
> Not as many as you seem to think, but we are out there.
One is too many - but there are a lot of secret lesbian double agents
in the service - more than there is queer men.
> Wrong again.
No - I'm right. I'm almost always right.
> The reason people think gays in the military are a security
> risk is because they can lose their jobs if someone outs them.
No - it's because they're loyal to the devil.
> The way to solve that is to remove that risk - revoke DADTDHDP. If gays could
> serve openly, there would be no way to blackmail them.
If they let queers in openly - straights wouldn't never join. Don't
you know most of them join just to recruit. That's why Buck was in
there. He got caught a screwing around and they threw him out!
That's what oughta happen to ALL of the queers in the service. They
don't belong there.
> Wrong again. I got engaged to Steve before I suspected I'm
> gay.
Liar! You said in another post that you had desires for women even
before that. How DARE you call me a liar when you lie!
> The only authority you have is what other people choose to
> give you. Since neither Bill nor I choose to give you any, you have
> none.
I ain't exactly a campaigning for votes among queers. You all will
mindlessly support the evil queer agenda no matter what. I'm here to
cure you - not change your mind.
> No, giving an opinion isn't making a decision.
That depends on where you give it.
> If I tell a friend that the outfit she is trying on makes her
> look fat, that is expressing an opinion. It is up to her to decide is
Is???
> she agrees with my opinion and whether or not she wants to buy the
> outfit.
That all depends on the situation. If you're that woman's spiritual
guide - and I know you can't be that - if anything you're a Satanic
guide - you will advise her what God wants her to do - and in God's
Name. If she's a looking for a husband for example - you'll wanna
tell her not to wear that dress on account of it'll make her
undesirable. Your opinion still ain't no judgment. You're just a
warning her of the consequences of her actions. "Rochelle - if you
wear that size ten dress you'll look like a pig and won't no man wanna
marry you. And if you don't get married and have baby's it'll be
harder to get God's blessings".
> Giving an opinion.
But not a passing judgment. DUH!!
> Making the judgment.
That's right. That ain't what I do. I give my opinion ("You're a
sinner - sinners go to hell if they don't repent") and God renders
Judgment on Judgment Day "Burn in hell forever you unrepentant
dyke!").
> See the difference?
I sure do. Do you?
> That isn't what you said before...
>
> "When I first met my husband Thurgood, I fell in love right away with
> the look of his face, the sound of his voice, the color of his eyes,
> and most important with his strong family value's and commitment to
> honor and serve Our Lord Jesus Christ in all things." (Feb 15, 2004)
That's right. I fell in love with his face, his voice and his eyes -
but I was a little apprehensive about a making love with him when I
first said agreed to marry him. You're a mixing up before and after.
I know how confused you are. Do you get dizzy a lot?
> That wasn't love. Love at first sight is only in romance
> novels. If you wanted him at first meeting, that was lust, not love.
I didn't say that. I said I fell in love with his face, his voice and
his eyes.
It took me a few days to get to know him.
> So why did you agree to marry him if you weren't attracted to
> him? (Although you did say you were attracted to him. Make up your
> mind.)
I was attracted to his FACE, VOICE and EYES at first - like I said. I
was uncomfortable with the idea of a making love with him at first.
Most virgins are. I'm sure you can't remember back that far in your
life - but I can. After we got married my fears quickly melted away -
but one at a time. If you ever had a normal relationship free from
fornication and sapphistry - you'd understand. A being a wicked
Godless lesbian - you don't.
> Oh, and he shouldn't make love "to" you. If you love each
> other, he will make love "with" you.
The first time I wasn't a doing much. Eventually I warmed up though
and now I love a making love with him.
> No, it isn't.
Neither is lesbian dog lust. And Dog lust doesn't mean sex with dogs
- necessarily. It means impulsive sex that involves a picking up the
scent, a doing a lot of licking and then a hopping on no matter who
sees or hears.
> But you seem to have missed the point I was trying to make.
Maybe you should choose your words more careful.
> First, as I said before, love at first sight does not exist.
Love doesn't exist for ANY lesbian in any form.
> Lust at first sight does.
Specially among you homo's HUH?
> Second, there was no need for you to marry some guy old enough to be your
> grandfather.
I liked him better than all the others. Some was older - some was
younger. I don't like men my own age. They're too preoccupied.
> You keep throwing all these men in their 40's at me.
They know how to treat you RIGHT. Steve didn't - and that turned you
queer!
> I doubt you would call a guy that age "young."
Thurgood would.
> What does that have to do with anything?
It gives me a little history to go by.
> You didn't then, and that is what a relationship should be
> based on - shared experiences.
In the opinion of a lesbian that 1) screwed a man and then lied to him
about her true intentions, 2) violated military policy with regard to
her homo sexuality and 3) has a long distance relationship with an
older woman with an incurable disease. Most people don't WANT the
kind of experiences (in other words - SINS) that you've had.
> His life has been so different than yours because he has been alive so much
> longer. What people go through - and what is going on in the world around
> them - shapes their personality and their perception of things.
So - how has a committing fornication, a failing in your first major
relationship, a violating military policy and a living over 200 miles
away from a sick woman you THINK you love - shaped your personality?
More important - what shape is it in? The shape of a serpent HUH?
> I have friends who lived through the Vietnam War. The way they
> talk about the current Iraq conflict is different than the way I do
> because I don't have that additional experience.
You also got memory issue's. Maybe if you'd get that leak in your
brain permanently plugged you'd be able to remember stuff better and
have more of a sense of history.
> I have friends who own their own homes. Their talk of
> mortgages, home repair, and the like go right past me because I am not
> yet a homeowner.
I already am. Nah-nah-nah-nah-NAH-nah! I think they go past you on
account of you got a leak in your head.
> A friend of mine is about to retire. He was telling me the
> other day about trying to sell a lot of his furniture because it won't
> fit in the house they bought in Florida. I have no concept of things
> like that.
It ain't exactly analytical geometry is it?
> Those are just a few (small) examples, but hopefully you will
> get my point.
When did I ever? The point is on top of your head.
> Nor do I. Good thing I don't have one.
Well she ain't there with you is she? What kind of "love" is that?
No kind! Lesbians only LUST!
> I can't wait!
You're probably stronger than she is. I wonder which one of her bones
you'll break first.
> Another lie. Some lesbian relationships are abusive, yes. But
> that are very much the minority.
Not here in New Sodom. Maybe in the fairy land you live in - which is
obviously COVERED in white wash - that's true. Reality is different!
> Even an abusive relationship can teach the victim a lot about
> themselves.
So THAT'S your excuse? Well - learn from all them slaps and bites
then.
> While I would not wish such an experience on anyone, it does give the person > to find out just who they are and how much inner strength they have.
Strong lesbians often seek out weak one's to prey on.
> That says a lot right there...
Does that mean you're done arguing with me and are ready to REPENT and
give up that woman now?
> Not if he isn't your friend. Friendship is the basis for love.
> If you can't be friends with someone, you can't love them.
That's hog wash! We believe in traditional marriage. Them kind of
marriages normally FAIL. You was probably old Steve's friend once
upon a time.
> Do you guide him as well? (And I don't mean his penis into
> your vagina.)
How vulgar! I guide him into the dining room when dinner's ready too.
Sometimes I guide him out of the kitchen when I'm ready to do the
dishes. He puts out the trash later - unless the maid's on duty that
night.
> Do you go out to dinner with him every once in a while?
Yes - sometimes - but not since Buford was born.
> Do you go to the movies together?
No way! Most movies are filth. They cost too much money to go out
and see and kids yammer on their cell phones too much.
> Do you sit up for hours at night, just talking and laughing?
No. What a waste of time! We keep busy! And you DARE call me lazy!
> Do you watch Jeopardy! on TV and see who gets the most questions right?
Sometimes. Thurgood always does. I do better at "Lingo".
> Do you tell him about the day you had (or vice versa)?
We spend a lot of time together - but sometimes we talk about the day.
Usually we leave work problems at work and pray a lot together at
home.
> No, you seem to have a really strange idea of what love is.
It probably is strange to a pervert like you that wants a woman. It's
different for Christians. We got real family value's - not just a
buncha lust lines.
> It sounds to me like you and Thurgood are not in a
> relationship of equals. That he directs and you just follow along
> behind. That isn't love - that is master and slave. The chains may be
> invisible and golden, but they are there,
Homo sexuals can't fathom the dynamics between God fearing husbands
and wives. Thurgood ain't exactly my master - but he is the head of
house hold here. You got all the wrong idea's about how husbands and
wives are supposed to relate to each other.
> It is often considered a part of marriage...
By who? Lesbians? Selfish people? Sinners in general? That ain't
the norm in our Holy Church.
> She's been diabetic longer than you have been alive. Her
> diabetes is under control (as I have told you many times).
It may seem that way now - but God is a pouring His Wrath out on her
little by little. Eventually it will destroy her if she doesn't
repent and find herself a proper husband.
> Because I've read the verses in context.
As if YOU - a lesbian - have any idea of the context that a Bible
College graduate doesn't. Explain to me how you get temples and
prostitution out of Leviticus 18. All's you all know is the queer
agenda and how it tries to explain away the clear rulings of Almighty
God!
> The Canaanites.
How do you know that? Where was all of these temples? What exposure
did the Holy Hebrew tribes have with these pagan temples? Where did
you learn about such places?
> Since she isn't anyone's future black queen, there is still no
> reason to care what she thinks or says.
She will rule this country very soon - UNLESS God hurls an asteroid at
it - and that is likely.
> All through the 17th and 18th Centuries (probably earlier as
> well, but that time frame I know of) and all across Europe.
Who told you that? How much real research have you done? What
accounts for this practice?
> Right. But kids who were born left handed were forced to use
> their right.
If they can do it - what's the problem? Why is it that some people
was allowed to use their left hands? What was the problem in the
first place?
> He has said he knows blacks and is has
Is has? You poor confused child!
> nothing against them.
Then why does he hate Crown Princess Keesha? She's an African
American spiritual leader - and unlike Jesse Jackson ain't no
adulterer.
> And she has proof of this how?
Her family tree.
> I've heard one talk on the phone to her daughter and to
> friends. She doesn't speak Ebonics.
Have you been in their home? Go to a Black Churcha nd you'll surely
hear Holy Ebonic preaching - and you'll find it deeply moving and
persuasive!
> But that isn't making fun of all black people
It's making fun of several thousand African American religious leaders
and their followers of all races. I call that racism!
> Some Native American ones.
Like which one's? What do you think of the peyote cult?
> Some types of Wicca.
WICCA?? That ain't no religion. That's just a bunch of nonsense and
devil worship with a heavy coating of lies. There wasn't no wicca
before 1949 - and Margaret Murray's "studies" of the history of
ancient witch cults have ALL been shown to be false.
> Wrong again. I have no aversion to men.
Then why don't you find one to marry and take care of you? That's
what you need most in life - desperately.
> Does that mean you are a lesbian since you have an aversion to
> men? After all, you say you are only attracted to Thurgood. You have
> an aversion to every other man on the planet.
No. I can look at men on TV and even on the street and appreciate
their features and attributes. Lesbians have a block against that
true appreciation for men. I call that a kind of hate. It's a
limitation.
> Lesbian. I'm not attracted to men. I thought I was,
C-O-N-F-U-S-I-O-N.
> but after allowing myself to be attracted to women,
Was it that easy? Did you just let yourself go - the way some
lesbians do at the chocolate counter? Indulge - then bulge!
> I discovered that what I felt for Steve was nothing compared to what I've
> felt for my girlfriends.
Human lust vs. dog lust. That's sad.
> She doesn't sleep around with anyone any more.
That you know of. With all that distance between you - who can say
for sure?
> I have NEVER had sex with a dog.
Did I say you had? I may have asked that question on account of I
know how lonely lesbians act when that INEVITABLE sense of frustration
sets in for you all. I just call impulsive lust dog lust.
> Oh, what else does screwing mean.
Is that a question honey?
> (Before you say carpentry, go back and reread the comment Bill posted. It is > quite obvious from the context that carpentry is NOT what you were referring > to.)
It means just a messing around - a wasting time - a doing all of that
sitting up late and a talking frivolously that you ask me if I do with
my husband.
> Yes, quite a lot. You, however, are obsessed with sex.
I'm surrounded by it. I can't even go buy a pair of shoes without a
being groped by a dyke.
> Reread what I said. My love for Sage is NOT based on sex.
The lust that motivates it is utterly profane. The Bible calls it
unnatural. It's an illness that needs to be healed.
> I understand that you have no basis to understand love and I'm
> sure you think love is based on sex. It is not.
True love ain't based on dog lust neither!
> It is possible to have love without sex and sex without love.
So why don't you give up sex with that woman. God might forgive you
if you take the licking and sucking out of it all. That means no
kissing neither. An occasional hug is acceptable.
> Not at all.
It'll all come out eventually. They're deeply ashamed of your life
style choices.
> Do you have to turn everything into sex?
I didn't! Dog lust is just impulsive desire. Some hog women feel dog
lust at the candy store. A lot of lesbians are choloholics.
> (Of course you do, silly question.
Most of your questions are silly honey - but I always answer them
truthfully.
> All you ever think about is sex.)
No it ain't.
> I do not and will not have sex with dogs.
Did you ever try?
> Some. Most are straight.
Can you give me some percentages - just rough one's?
> Then why do you always turn things to sex?
That's the basis of your sin. It's what makes you evil.
> You are even so slimy and base as to talk about me having sex with dogs.
People does it every day. Slimy and base is how I would describe all
that licking and sucking that you all do all the time! Grrross!
> Only a sex-obsessed little freak would automatically assume I have sex with
> dogs because I said I treat my dogs like my kids.
I'm a married woman with a baby and a home and I'm a FREAK on account
of you give in to your impulsive (dog) lusts.
> I recently met 2 straight, married women who also consider
> their dogs to be their kids. Do you think they are having sex with the
> dogs?
It's possible. Are they fat and ugly?
> We've given you proof. You just bury your head in the sand and
> sing "La la la, I'm not listening. La la la, I'm too stupid to think
> for myself. La la la, I'm to lazy to do anything with my life."
I ain't NEVER once sang that - nor nothing like it! I sing "When
Heaven Came Down and Glory Filled My Soul!" You sing "When Satan
Climbed Up and Evil Filled All My Holes".
> You come out here to the straight bars and show me all the
> "monogamous couples" (often with a tan line on their left ring
> finger).
When did I EVER say all straight people was good or decent? Most of
them are wicked. But ALLLLLL homo sexuals are totally evil!
> If you are looking for faithful couples (of any sexual
> orientation), don't go to a pick-up bar.
Or ANY gay bar.
> Temple prostitution. Read the verse in context.
I did. No temples. No prostitution. Just a lot of confusion on the
part of certain queers. I'm here to fix that.
> I can't think of any time when the conversation has turned to
> sex.
You also forget everything.
> I had a friend ask if she could have a pad since she had
> forgotten hers. I gave her the pad and that was the end of that
> discussion.
Which brand do you use? Did you ask if you could help her put it on?
I've seen how lesbians act around used sanitary pads in public rest
rooms - specially the vampire one's.
> No, I don't care what goes on in there, as long as all parties
> are consenting. It isn't any of my business.
So it doesn't bother you that so many queers gets into the bare
backing? Or the felching? Or the dope addicts that push dope to
twenty somethings?
> Nothing. When I'm at work, I work.
At recruiting straight people HUH?
> I take a lunch break, but I go to lunch by myself.
To cruise the streets HUH?
> I do my workouts after work at the gym in my apartment
> complex. All I am trying to flatten is my stomach.
That'll make your boobs stick out more. That's good. Men will notice
you more. Just let your hair grow longer so's you won't look so much
like a man.
> Not yet. I'll tell people eventually, but it isn't something I
> announce. The topic hasn't come up, so I haven't had the chance to say
> anything.
Ashamed HUH? They might be able to change your discharge status.
> Once I come out, I'm not "in your face." I'll talk about Sage
> the way my co-workers talk about their spouses
But she's only a long distance lover that won't even shack up with
you.
> (or on the case of a divorced co-worker, her boyfriend). But I don't wear
> Pride rings (they aren't professional)
That's for sure.
> or run around making political statements (which are banned at my workplace).
Well - homo sexuals are supposed to be BANNED from the military. That
dodn't stop you before - did it?
> What have you done to help this country?
I preach the Gospel to sinners. Please send money.
> All you do is pop out more kids for other people to take care of.
I've had ONE baby that I take real good care of. You better wrap up
that brain a little tighter. It's a leaking again.
> You don't seem to care at all about this country.
I protect the country from God's Flaming Wrath thru prayer. That's
more than you could ever do.
> All you care about is sex.
That's what your dirty mind thinks.
> There is no ban on homosexuality where I work now.
Unfortunately.
> Why don't you learn what a traitor is? Oh, never mind, you're
> too stupid to be able to do it.
I ain't stupid. I know what a traitor is. It's somebody that BETRAYS
her country or people in it. That's what you did by infiltrating the
Navy as a practicing lesbian.
> Not at all. I have a real job.
It can't be all that complicated if you can remember your tasks from
one day to the next.
> You recruit people. (And if you can't recruit enough, you
> breed them).
I SAVE people!
> No, I mean I do a heck of a lot more than you do for this
> country. Learn to read.
Like what? God protects us from harm - not you. And if God wants the
Arabs to attack us, He will just brush you aside.
> Bull. Those teams are highly trained.
They may be - but they goof off a lot too.
> You wouldn't be able to get through one day of what they do.
Maybe not. I don't like to goof off. I always keep myself busy.
> You'd be crying for someone to carry you because you can't do anything for
> yourself.
Asking for help is sure better than a goofing off HUH? And it wasn't
me that said it - it was Steve Krofft on "60 Minutes". Go tell him
off - not me.
> But that isn't what you said. You're words were "A lot of the
> lezzy's drinks or cooks with menstrual blood." Nothing about getting a
> taste by accident.
Well - that's how it usually starts. You get a little taste by
accident and then you want more. If you don't put your tongue down
there where it doesn't belong - you won't never have that problem.
> Face it. You got caught in a lie and are trying to backtrack
> to cover yourself. It won't work. We all know you are a liar.
You don't know NOTHING that ain't already in the queer agenda.
> Jack Chick doesn't know what he is talking about. I think he
> does most of those tracts while high.
He doesn't take drugs. He does sound research. It bothers you that
he uncovers so much about lesbianism doesn't it? It is wicked.
> As I said, give me the number that anyone can call from
> anywhere.
Ask Booger Picker to help you. You're all confused again - you poor
thing!
> They say what you want to hear in order to stop the pain.
We stop the pain eventually no matter what they say. And we don't
capture people and torture them. They sign up and pay top dollar for
the privilege!
> However, that wasn't the point of me quoting that. I was
> proving you had lied again...
> You told Bill "And we don't torture our friends until they
> tell us what we want to hear, regardless of whether or not it's true."
> However, a few weeks ago, you said ""We already know what's true
> though - so we stop only when they admit the Truth."
That ain't no contradiction. YOU re-read what I wrote. Just don't
edit it. I seen how you change my pure Mississippi Country English to
please prejudiced Northerners. You stop that!
> Those two statements contradict each other.
Only to your confused mind honey. Lie down for a minute and the dizzy
spell will pass.
> Your "job" is to recruit. I work for a living.
So do hookers. What exactly do you do if you don't never recruit
nobody?
> No, you are too stupid for me to want to bother with.
I ain't stupid. And you LOVE a talking to me. It helps fill the
empty hours without old Sage.
> I want someone who is my friend and partner,
So you got yourself two dogs!
> not someone who does nothing except sit around, prove her stupidity, and lie > through her teeth.
I don't do NONE of them things - and yet you try HARD to recruit me
every day. You may not want to have sex with me - but I'm sure you
got some dyke friends that wanna sample my tender young flesh.
> Then get off your butt and do an honest day's work. (I bet you
> would be crying by noon for Thurgood to take you home because your
> employer expected you to actually accomplish something.)
I accomplish more than you'll ever know. Salvation's hard work.
> Then why do you act like it?
I don't. You're just easily confused.
> Eventually. Maybe. If your church can't find enough nannies.
We only got one maid - and she doesn't work for us every day.
> Christ didn't put himself above others.
What does John 14:6 say then?
> Why do you feel so superior to the homeless people on the street?
I don't necessarily. I just can't believe the mess they've made of
their lives sometimes. What's worse is the rich people that wanna
keep them at arm's length. I get out there in the trenches and preach
to them.
> You haven't done anything to earn your place in society.
So what do you think I oughta do? Move to Albania? What's YOUR place
in society - O lonesome lesbian?
> You are only a few steps away from such a life.
I don't think so.
> If Thurgood ever casts you off, you have nothing to fall back on.
What about my daddy? What about my Holy Church? What about all them
other men that came around a wanting to marry me? What about them
lesbians that wanna recruit me all the time? They recruited Sunshine
and kept her off of the streets.
> I know several who put you to shame in the area of
> intelligence.
They learn to fix cars and do stuff like that once they get here - but
when they cross the border they don't know too much at all.
> Yes, it is. You are judging people only on their race. You
> refuse to admit that some Mexicans are intelligent. You are a racist.
Mexico is a poor and backward country full of free loaders - not no
race.
> You are thinking of Muslims, which is a religion, not a race.
> "Arab" is a race.
No - it's a linguistic group a comprising SEVERAL races. And not all
Arabs is Moslems. Even Christian Arabs are obnoxious people. A lot
of them Arab squatters in Israel are Christians - but they're still
trouble.
> I've worked with Arabs. They've never caused a problem for me
> or anyone else.
How many of them are there? I said groups - not individual Arabs.
They tend to band together to cause trouble.
> As soon as she tried, she would be impeached.
By who? She will have absolute power and God will back her up every
step of the way.
> And as I said, there is no way to destroy the government.
She ain't a gonna destroy it. She's a gonna purge it of all unseemly
influences - such as greedy old white men.
> Policies already exist to stop the very thing you are talking about.
They will be overturned! Our Black Queen will rule the country!
Praise the Lord!! Send generous love offerings to help her overthrow
the TRUE axis of evil!
> The USSC also has a plan in place to allow it to go on if
> members are suddenly removed.
What if God removed them? They will bow their heads and give thanks!
> Without the proper training and equipment, the people who move
> that material are going to die, as are people living near the border.
God will protect the good and punish the evil. Be ready.
> Do you know how to do that? It isn't as simple as wrapping the
> rods in a sheet, you know.
I don't know how to do it - but some people in the Holy Church does.
Father Holiness does for instance. I know it ain't no simple thing -
and you can't move nucular material around all at once.
> Such prejudice...
What good is there in Islam? Christianity is against the law in some
Muslim kingdoms.
> No, you don't. You proved as much above. You think love is
> having sex with a man. There is so much more to love than that. Things
> that I seriously doubt you have any concept of. Mutual respect.
> Friendship. Common interests. An ability to communicate.
That's partly right - but with you lesbians there's only dog lust.
> No, it doesn't. I am a responsible, functioning member of
> society.
A fornicator, a lesbian and a military infiltrator. Do you think
those are virtue's?
> I don't expect other people to take care of me.
Who would want to? People used to knock down the door to get to me -
let me tell you.
> I don't have kids that I can't support.
I don't neither.
> I don't sit around all day obsessing about what total strangers are doing in > the bedroom.
I don't neither - but it's my job to stop sexual abuse such as
whoredom and pimpdom. Prostitution can turn a lot of women queer and
we got to try to prevent that. I don't just sit around - I get
involved in the lives of the downtrodden - a teaching them how to do
so much more than just screw and take money from dirty old men. And
the occasional lesbian.
> (I don't even obsess about what people I know do in the bedroom.)
It might remind how how empty your own bed room is HUH?
> Maybe. I know 2 straight couples who set up trust funds for
> their dogs.
When you get them all mixed up with people - I guess that can't be
helped.
> Not necessarily. Lesbians can and do have kids.
Not usually the natural way - but that can help their cause. Why
don't you find a man and talk to him about a having a baby or two for
him?
> I notice you neglected to comment on all the eggs you wasted
> after you hit puberty. Didn't you hear them crying every month?
Very little. They knew I would be a getting married real soon and
they wouldn't all have to die. Sometimes they told me not to pick
some of the men that came around the house a courting me - and unlike
you I listened to my eggy weggy's. So should you!
I'll pray for you -
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
God's Precious Little Lambkin
> No. You are most certainly not putting your family's interest
> first.
Yes I am!
> You spend way too much time on these newsgroups reading and
> writing about sex.
No I don't! I spend much less time here now that I got me a precious
little baby to take care of. A lot of times he's a sitting right here
on my knee the whole time I'm a preaching to lost homo sexuals. They
sure are sinful ain't they? I don't write all that much about sex per
se no ways - just all the perverted things I see them a doing every
day. I was attacked by a vampire lesbian this very afternoon in a
shoe store as a matter of fact. She was a trying to recruit me for
the devil!
> This is inherently unwholesome to your family life.
I don't think so. My husband preaches too.
> You should be spending more of your time attending to your
> husband, children and household. If you were doing this properly
> you wouldn't have time to persecute poor Bard.
I only got one baby so far. And what exactly do you mean "persecute
poor Bard"?
She's a lesbian. She had this boy friend once that she gave both her
cranny and her mouth too. He wanted her butt hole too - and she was
just about to give it to him when the devil turned her queer. I wanna
help save her from the life of degradation and sin she's been a
leading ever since. She tries to recruit me all the time.
> I'm sure it still isn't. I'm told he's old and ugly. But your duty
> is to him, not this newsgroup.
He's only 61 and ain't the least bit ugly. Who told you such lies?
Surely it was a lesbian. Most of them thinks all men is ugly. Don't
pay no never mind to none of them. They only speak the words of the
devil's queer agenda. I take good care of my family - and I got time
left over to preach and teach right here too - not much but enough.
Thurgood tells me if I'm a preaching too much. Soon it'll be our baby
making time again. I can't wait. God promised him fourteen children
before he moves on to his heavenly reward. That's why we got to keep
busy in the bed room.
I'll pray for you Moira -
I sure hope you ain't no lesbian -
They try to recruit everybody
Reverend Mother Tucker
> Bard Kesnit <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message
> news:<jto0m018h83q30lk0...@4ax.com>...
>
>> (Sex Obsessed, Immature Baby Factory Mother Tucker) wrote:
>
> At least you don't use none of them real ugly words that YOUR best
> friend Bill Baker uses against me all of the time. That's a good thing.
What real ugly words would those be, Mother Fucker?
>> They were all lies. I know first hand that lesbians do not
>> hate men like you claimed.
>
> They do - maybe just not in the way you think.
They don't - unless you are deluded or insane.
>> I am a lesbian and I get along great with guys.
>
> But not in the ways that Almighty God intended.
Who cares what you think your sky pixie intends?
>> You seemed to be under the impression that the only way to get along
>> with someone is if you want to go to bed with them.
>
> I didn't never say that. But you lesbians shut yourself off from men
> and the special care and guidance they can give you.
She gets special care and guidance from Sage.
>> If that is the case, you must really lust over Mother Hickey since you
>> seem to get along with her.
>
> I revere her - but don't no sexual thoughts come into it.
Sure, sure.
> Remember - and I know that's extra hard for you with your brain leakage
> issue's and all - I'm sexually normal.
You keep telling yourself that. Maybe you'll actually convince yourself
of it.
> You're the oddity around here. You DEVIATE from the norm. You INVERT
> the natural paradigm. You're also a Godless sinner doomed to eternal
> hell fire if you don't repent and soon! And think of all the eggs Bard
> - the precious eggs that you're a DENYING their rightful change to be
> somebody! Ain't you cruel?!
No, but you're cruel for insisting that she have as many children as she
can when she obviously doesn't want any.
>> No, that isn't what I mean. There are a lot of churches out
>> there. Ones that allow their members to enter society and live real
>> lives. You could always go to one of them.
>
> What's wrong with the one I already belong to?
It's a mind-control cult.
> It's the original Holy Church that the Lord Jesus founded almost 2000
> years ago.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
> I ain't exactly a living outside the bounds of society neither. There
> ain't no cult compound - no matter what that uncircumcised heathen Bill
> tells you.
Sure, sure.
> I just don't mix with the herd. The Holy Bible tells me to separate
> myself from the world and its corruption - which you won't acknowledge.
In other words, you live in your cult's compound.
> And I consider my life real and yours totally unreal. I got a husband
> and a baby and a house and even a job - even if you don't consider it
> one. You got a failed relationship built on fornication, a long
> distance girl friend that won't even shack up with you in your apartment
> and two dogs that you think are children. Who are you to tell me how to
> live? NOBODY - that's who!
And you are NOBODY to tell us how to live as well.
>> Knowledge of reality.
>
> You mean YOUR reality - which is a long series of sins. I think I'll
> keep mine if that doesn't bother you too much - and even if it does
> that's your problem. I know how God feels about your lesbianism - and I
> can PROMISE you you're in for a rude awakening if you ain't more careful
> where you put your tongue.
Actually, she'll probably be happier with her life than if she didn't join
your mind-control cult.
>> I never said you *had* to leave your safe little world.
>
> Well - thank you for your kind permission Miss Lesbo. There for a
> minute I thought I was a gonna have to move up to the moon to keep you
> happy. We all know all of that lesbian sex won't never do it in a
> million years.
Not for a straight woman, no. But certainly for a lesbian.
>> If you would admit that you know very little about reality and were
>> willing to learn, no one would hassle you here.
>
> Reality is subjective girl.
It's good that you're finally admitting that.
> I'd say you don't know nothing about SPIRITUAL reality and ain't a
> willing to learn about God's plan for your here to fore wasted little
> life. And I expect evil people to hassle me.
> The Bible says you all do that kind of thing all the time.
Ah, yes. M-F drags out the old "Argument from Persecution (II):"
1. Jesus said that people would make fun of Christians.
2. I am an idiot.
3. People often point that out.
4. Therefore, God exists.
>> We argue with you because you refuse to learn, even after we correct
>> your mistakes time and time again.
>
> Huh? I argue with all of you on account of you refuse to learn the Laws
> of God even after I correct all of your errors time and time again. Did
> you honestly think you could recruit me over to your side?
> Think again.
I, for one, don't want you on our side. You're too much fun this way.
>> We don't recruit.
>
> One of your little camp tried to recruit me at a shoe store this very
> afternoon. She kept a looking up my skirt a trying to get a peek a boo
> at my white silk panty's. She was a licking her lips like she wanted to
> put her nasty dyke mouth on my most private parts too. Her hands kept a
> lingering on my legs every time I tried on a new pair of shoes. She
> made these little moaning sounds whenever I got up - and clucked her
> tongue when I turned around. I finally planted my foot up side her fat
> little face and knocked her to the floor. I stormed out of there a
> telling her "Next time I'll do it with my boots on - lesbian!!!". That
> creature actually had the gall to whimper after me "Please come back -
> you didn't buy anything..." I have SEEN you all recruit - not once but
> five HUNDRED times!
Yeah, we've heard your lies and delusions before. Remember - there are
always three sides to every story: Your story, the other persons story,
and the truth.
>> And even if we did, we wouldn't want someone as lazy and worthless to
>> society as you.
>
> Obviously not all of you all feels that way. I ain't lazy and I ain't
> worthless to society. You come out here to New Sodom and talk to the
> people I help find decent jobs and homes and spouses. They'll tell you
> how hard I work and how grateful they are for all of my efforts.
Then why don't they?
> The pimps I get threw in jail for a spreading vice and crime throughout
> this country wouldn't DARE call me lazy. Your life has gone completely
> to the dogs - not mine. You're just full of prejudice, hate and envy!
> And dog lust too.
Project much?
>> Yes, I am.
>
> That's what the agenda says - ain't it?
No, that's what Bard says. She probably doesn't have a copy of your
imaginary agenda.
>> Who said anything about bars? There are NO good lesbian bars
>> anywhere near where I live. The music is crappy and there isn't a dance
>> floor.
>
> That all depends on how you define "good". I guess it is easier to
> recruit when there's straight women on the dance floor - but lesbians
> can pick up tricks in almost any lesbian bar - and that's primarily what
> I got in mind. What would you do if you found out that old Sage Bush
> has been a playing around on you for months? Remember - and I know
> that's hard for you - she's bound to be as frustrated as you are.
Which means not at all.
> Can't no woman have a real TOTAL orgasm thru no lesbian sex. She
> might be into men now too. Just wait 'til that revelation hits the fan!
We'll wait. And wait...and wait...and wait...
>> All the time. You are just too stupid to learn.
>
> I ain't stupid. I can see thru your white wash. That bugs you -
> doesn't it?
No, but it certainly bugs you that I shine the light of truth on your lies.
>> You've tried, but you didn't succeed.
>
> You may think so - but you're just in denial about that.
Actually, you're the one in denial about your lies, and don't you deny it!
>> Who said anything about me? There have been several women in
>> recent years who have married 90-year old billionaires so they can get
>> the old guy's money when he dies.
>
> Why did you bring it up if it wasn't on your leaky little mind?
> Shouldn't nobody marry for money. I married out of a sense of duty.
Too bad. Normal people marry out of love.
>> Those women, by the way, are heterosexual.
>
> That doesn't automatically make them good people. You see - SOME
> straight people is good - but ALLLLL homo sexual people is evil. They're
> in violation of God's Laws. They got to turn if they don't wanna burn.
In your opinion.
>> The reason she hasn't moved in with me has nothing to do with
>> money.
>
> Please! If either of you had enough money you all would move in
> together right away. Then after about three months the screaming and
> clawing will start.
And you have the nerve to call me prejudiced against blacks? You're more
prejudiced than a KKK member!
>> You are the one who is incapable of living on her own.
>
> Why should I when a good God fearing man wants to take good care of me?
> And Thurgood wasn't the only one that wanted to give me a nice home and
> a houseful of baby's.
If that's what you want to do with your life, fine. Just don't expect to
be able to recruit us into that lifestyle.
>> Yes, you are. Your sole purpose is to have kids.
>
> If that's true - then why ain't I chained up in the bed room? You got
> yourself a FILTHY and hateful mind girl. The devil makes you more evil
> every day.
In your opinion.
>> And if for some reason you can no longer have kids before Thurgood gets
>> his 14, he will put you aside for some other woman.
>
> Why didn't he do that with neither one of his other wives then? Sunshine
> was crazy - and she left him - not vice versa. She moved in with a pair
> of dykes and she got AIDS within six months.
Liar. The dominatrix Mistress Morgana was never Sister Sunshine. She
told me herself. And she doesn't know of any other Morganas who are in
the Bay area. Admit it, you're all the same person and you invented all
these personalities yourself. Right, Norman/Bernadette/Rufus/Sunshine/
Thurgood/Lurlean? Or should I say Max?
>> No, because most women have other ambitions in their live than
>> have kid after kid.
>
> What makes you think I don't got no other ambitions? I wanna save and
> reform you for instance - and I do save and reform lotsa tramps and bums
> down at the soup kitchen.
Prove it, Max.
>> And you aren't a decent mother. A decent mother would love her
>> kids. I seriously doubt you even know what love is. I'll give you a
>> hint: It means more than popping out a kid and then handing him/her to
>> the nanny.
>
> I didn't never do that. I let out maid
Out maid??? Does that mean she's a lesbian?
<snip>
>> I was out to friends and shipmates while in the Navy.
>
> Well - most people that keeps secrets tells a few confidants. That
> doesn't change the fact that government policy still says that homo
> sexuality is INCOMPATIBLE with military service.
That's not the government policy.
> They just don't wanna hound the truth out of nobody. "Don't ask - don't
> tell" was for queers that was already in the service back in 1993 when
> Clinton was in the White House between mistresses.
No it wasn't. It was for anybody who wanted to join.
>> Not as many as you seem to think, but we are out there.
>
> One is too many - but there are a lot of secret lesbian double agents in
> the service - more than there is queer men.
Your paranoia is showing, Max.
>> Wrong again.
>
> No - I'm right. I'm almost always right.
You're almost never right.
>> The reason people think gays in the military are a security
>> risk is because they can lose their jobs if someone outs them.
>
> No - it's because they're loyal to the devil.
No, it's for the exact reason that Bard said.
>> The way to solve that is to remove that risk - revoke DADTDHDP. If gays
>> could serve openly, there would be no way to blackmail them.
>
> If they let queers in openly - straights wouldn't never join. Don't you
> know most of them join just to recruit. That's why Buck was in there.
> He got caught a screwing around and they threw him out! That's what
> oughta happen to ALL of the queers in the service. They don't belong
> there.
Good thing you don't make the military policy, Max.
>> Wrong again. I got engaged to Steve before I suspected I'm
>> gay.
>
> Liar! You said in another post that you had desires for women even
> before that. How DARE you call me a liar when you lie!
She told you that she thought she was bisexual before that. Do you know
what that means, liar?
>> The only authority you have is what other people choose to
>> give you. Since neither Bill nor I choose to give you any, you have
>> none.
>
> I ain't exactly a campaigning for votes among queers. You all will
> mindlessly support the evil queer agenda no matter what. I'm here to
> cure you - not change your mind.
Too bad you've never cured anyone from here.
>> If I tell a friend that the outfit she is trying on makes her
>> look fat, that is expressing an opinion. It is up to her to decide is
>
> Is???
>
>> she agrees with my opinion and whether or not she wants to buy the
>> outfit.
>
> That all depends on the situation. If you're that woman's spiritual
> guide - and I know you can't be that - if anything you're a Satanic
> guide - you will advise her what God wants her to do - and in God's
> Name. If she's a looking for a husband for example - you'll wanna tell
> her not to wear that dress on account of it'll make her undesirable.
> Your opinion still ain't no judgment. You're just a warning her of the
> consequences of her actions. "Rochelle - if you wear that size ten
> dress you'll look like a pig and won't no man wanna marry you. And if
> you don't get married and have baby's it'll be harder to get God's
> blessings".
You're so deluded, Max.
>> Giving an opinion.
>
> But not a passing judgment. DUH!!
>
>> Making the judgment.
>
> That's right. That ain't what I do. I give my opinion ("You're a
> sinner - sinners go to hell if they don't repent") and God renders
> Judgment on Judgment Day "Burn in hell forever you unrepentant dyke!").
But you have no authority, other than your own, to tell anyone they're
going to the Magical Being's flaming torture chamber.
>> No, it isn't.
>
> Neither is lesbian dog lust. And Dog lust doesn't mean sex with dogs -
> necessarily. It means impulsive sex that involves a picking up the
> scent, a doing a lot of licking and then a hopping on no matter who sees
> or hears.
Sounds like Bard isn't into any of that.
>> But you seem to have missed the point I was trying to make.
>
> Maybe you should choose your words more careful.
>
>> First, as I said before, love at first sight does not exist.
>
> Love doesn't exist for ANY lesbian in any form.
Sorry, Max, but it does.
>> Lust at first sight does.
>
> Specially among you homo's HUH?
Especially among you cultists, HUH?
>> You keep throwing all these men in their 40's at me.
>
> They know how to treat you RIGHT. Steve didn't - and that turned you
> queer!
No, she always was a lesbian.
>> What does that have to do with anything?
>
> It gives me a little history to go by.
God never cursed her with diabetes, because God doesn't curse people,
despite what your book of myths and fairy tales that you call the Bible
says.
>> You didn't then, and that is what a relationship should be
>> based on - shared experiences.
>
> In the opinion of a lesbian that 1) screwed a man and then lied to him
> about her true intentions,
She didn't lie. She honestly thought she was bisexual and intended to
marry him.
> 2) violated military policy with regard to her homo sexuality
No, she followed proper military procedure.
> and 3) has a long distance relationship with an older woman with an
> incurable disease.
So what? As long as they love each other (and I'm sure they do) that's
all that matters.
> Most people don't WANT the kind of experiences (in other words - SINS)
> that you've had.
Who are you to speak for most people, Max?
>> I have friends who lived through the Vietnam War. The way they
>> talk about the current Iraq conflict is different than the way I do
>> because I don't have that additional experience.
>
> You also got memory issue's. Maybe if you'd get that leak in your brain
> permanently plugged you'd be able to remember stuff better and have more
> of a sense of history.
Maybe you should get the hole in your head plugged that the lies fall out
of and type themselves on your keyboard.
>> I have friends who own their own homes. Their talk of
>> mortgages, home repair, and the like go right past me because I am not
>> yet a homeowner.
>
> I already am.
Sure you are, Max. Sure you are.
> Nah-nah-nah-nah-NAH-nah! I think they go past you on account of you got
> a leak in your head.
Better that than a lazy cult member.
>> Those are just a few (small) examples, but hopefully you will
>> get my point.
>
> When did I ever? The point is on top of your head.
You were standing on top of her head?
>> Nor do I. Good thing I don't have one.
>
> Well she ain't there with you is she? What kind of "love" is that? No
> kind! Lesbians only LUST!
Nope. Wrong again.
>> I can't wait!
>
> You're probably stronger than she is. I wonder which one of her bones
> you'll break first.
I wonder when Thurgood is going to start smacking you around.
>> Another lie. Some lesbian relationships are abusive, yes. But
>> that are very much the minority.
>
> Not here in New Sodom. Maybe in the fairy land you live in - which is
> obviously COVERED in white wash - that's true. Reality is different!
Sorry, but reality is subjective. You said so yourself.
>> Even an abusive relationship can teach the victim a lot about
>> themselves.
>
> So THAT'S your excuse? Well - learn from all them slaps and bites then.
She never said that her relationship would be abusive. Learn to read.
>> While I would not wish such an experience on anyone, it does give the
>> person > to find out just who they are and how much inner strength they
>> have.
>
> Strong lesbians often seek out weak one's to prey on.
And some lesbians seek out a partner that they can share their life with.
>> That says a lot right there...
>
> Does that mean you're done arguing with me and are ready to REPENT and
> give up that woman now?
No, it means that you've convinced us to have no part in the kind of life
you live.
>> Not if he isn't your friend. Friendship is the basis for love.
>> If you can't be friends with someone, you can't love them.
>
> That's hog wash! We believe in traditional marriage. Them kind of
> marriages normally FAIL.
Actually, those kind of marriages normally SUCCEED.
<snip>
>> Do you guide him as well? (And I don't mean his penis into
>> your vagina.)
>
> How vulgar! I guide him into the dining room when dinner's ready too.
> Sometimes I guide him out of the kitchen when I'm ready to do the
> dishes. He puts out the trash later - unless the maid's on duty that
> night.
So you have to walk the old geezer everywhere? Well, you'd better get
used to it. In a few years you'll have to go to the bathroom for him,
too.
>> No, you seem to have a really strange idea of what love is.
>
> It probably is strange to a pervert like you that wants a woman. It's
> different for Christians. We got real family value's - not just a
> buncha lust lines.
It doesn't sound like it, Max.
>> It sounds to me like you and Thurgood are not in a
>> relationship of equals. That he directs and you just follow along
>> behind. That isn't love - that is master and slave. The chains may be
>> invisible and golden, but they are there,
>
> Homo sexuals can't fathom the dynamics between God fearing husbands and
> wives. Thurgood ain't exactly my master - but he is the head of house
> hold here. You got all the wrong idea's about how husbands and wives
> are supposed to relate to each other.
You seem to have the idea that the way your marriage is is the only way a
marriage can work. You couldn't be more wrong.
>> It is often considered a part of marriage...
>
> By who? Lesbians? Selfish people? Sinners in general? That ain't the
> norm in our Holy Church.
By nearly everybody except for your cult.
>> She's been diabetic longer than you have been alive. Her
>> diabetes is under control (as I have told you many times).
>
> It may seem that way now - but God is a pouring His Wrath out on her
> little by little. Eventually it will destroy her if she doesn't repent
> and find herself a proper husband.
She's already happy. If she had a husband that would make her unhappy
because she's a LESBIAN.
>> Because I've read the verses in context.
>
> As if YOU - a lesbian - have any idea of the context that a Bible
> College graduate doesn't. Explain to me how you get temples and
> prostitution out of Leviticus 18. All's you all know is the queer
> agenda and how it tries to explain away the clear rulings of Almighty
> God!
And all you know is your cult's agenda of torturing people into giving you
more and more money.
>> The Canaanites.
>
> How do you know that? Where was all of these temples? What exposure
> did the Holy Hebrew tribes have with these pagan temples? Where did you
> learn about such places?
Obviously a lot, since they slaughtered all the Canaanites and stole their
land in the name of "God."
>> Since she isn't anyone's future black queen, there is still no
>> reason to care what she thinks or says.
>
> She will rule this country very soon - UNLESS God hurls an asteroid at
> it - and that is likely.
There have been plenty of asteroids "hurled" at the Earth. Haven't you
ever seen a meteor shower? Therefore, she won't rule this country at all
by your argument.
>> All through the 17th and 18th Centuries (probably earlier as
>> well, but that time frame I know of) and all across Europe.
>
> Who told you that? How much real research have you done? What accounts
> for this practice?
Superstitious people thought that the left hand was evil. Just like
superstitious people think that homosexuality is evil now.
>> Right. But kids who were born left handed were forced to use
>> their right.
>
> If they can do it - what's the problem?
They are more comfortable using their left hand. Just like homosexuals
are more comfortable with members of the same sex.
> Why is it that some people was allowed to use their left hands? What
> was the problem in the first place?
Like I told you, people were superstitious about the left hand.
>> He has said he knows blacks and is has
>
> Is has? You poor confused child!
Yes, you are confused, aren't you?
>> nothing against them.
>
> Then why does he hate Crown Princess Keesha?
I don't hate her. I just can't understand her when she writes.
> She's an African American spiritual leader - and unlike Jesse Jackson
> ain't no adulterer.
So what?
>> And she has proof of this how?
>
> Her family tree.
Which is a lie, since Solomon never existed.
>> I've heard one talk on the phone to her daughter and to
>> friends. She doesn't speak Ebonics.
>
> Have you been in their home? Go to a Black Churcha nd you'll surely
> hear Holy Ebonic preaching - and you'll find it deeply moving and
> persuasive!
I've been to some, and I find it boring.
>> But that isn't making fun of all black people
>
> It's making fun of several thousand African American religious leaders
> and their followers of all races. I call that racism!
But then again, you're deluded.
>> Some types of Wicca.
>
> WICCA?? That ain't no religion. That's just a bunch of nonsense and
> devil worship with a heavy coating of lies. There wasn't no wicca
> before 1949 - and Margaret Murray's "studies" of the history of ancient
> witch cults have ALL been shown to be false.
That doesn't mean that Wicca isn't a religion. If people practice it
religiously, it's a religion.
>> Wrong again. I have no aversion to men.
>
> Then why don't you find one to marry and take care of you? That's what
> you need most in life - desperately.
No she doesn't. You have no idea what you're talking about.
>> Does that mean you are a lesbian since you have an aversion to
>> men? After all, you say you are only attracted to Thurgood. You have an
>> aversion to every other man on the planet.
>
> No. I can look at men on TV and even on the street and appreciate their
> features and attributes. Lesbians have a block against that true
> appreciation for men. I call that a kind of hate. It's a limitation.
Obviously you have a very different definition of hate than of anybody
else in the whole world. See? You do twist things to fit your narrow
world view.
>> Lesbian. I'm not attracted to men. I thought I was,
>
> C-O-N-F-U-S-I-O-N.
C-U-L-T-I-S-T.
>> but after allowing myself to be attracted to women,
>
> Was it that easy? Did you just let yourself go - the way some lesbians
> do at the chocolate counter? Indulge - then bulge!
It probably was easy, since she's a lesbian.
>> I discovered that what I felt for Steve was nothing compared to what
>> I've felt for my girlfriends.
>
> Human lust vs. dog lust. That's sad.
In your opinion.
>> She doesn't sleep around with anyone any more.
>
> That you know of. With all that distance between you - who can say for
> sure?
Why do you care? As long as Bard trusts her, that's all that matters.
>> I have NEVER had sex with a dog.
>
> Did I say you had? I may have asked that question on account of I know
> how lonely lesbians act when that INEVITABLE sense of frustration sets
> in for you all. I just call impulsive lust dog lust.
No such frustrations exist for lesbians.
>> Oh, what else does screwing mean.
>
> Is that a question honey?
Too bad you lack comprehension or you'd know that.
>> (Before you say carpentry, go back and reread the comment Bill posted.
>> It is quite obvious from the context that carpentry is NOT what you
>> were referring to.)
>
> It means just a messing around - a wasting time - a doing all of that
> sitting up late and a talking frivolously that you ask me if I do with
> my husband.
And that you obviously do in this forum, Max.
>> Yes, quite a lot. You, however, are obsessed with sex.
>
> I'm surrounded by it. I can't even go buy a pair of shoes without a
> being groped by a dyke.
Only because you wish you were.
>> Reread what I said. My love for Sage is NOT based on sex.
>
> The lust that motivates it is utterly profane. The Bible calls it
> unnatural. It's an illness that needs to be healed.
Too bad science doesn't agree with you.
>> I understand that you have no basis to understand love and I'm
>> sure you think love is based on sex. It is not.
>
> True love ain't based on dog lust neither!
Good, because Bard's relationship isn't, either.
>> It is possible to have love without sex and sex without love.
>
> So why don't you give up sex with that woman. God might forgive you if
> you take the licking and sucking out of it all. That means no kissing
> neither. An occasional hug is acceptable.
God already approves of her relationship.
>> Not at all.
>
> It'll all come out eventually. They're deeply ashamed of your life
> style choices.
You've never met them, so you have no idea how they feel.
>> Do you have to turn everything into sex?
>
> I didn't! Dog lust is just impulsive desire. Some hog women feel dog
> lust at the candy store. A lot of lesbians are choloholics.
They're addicted to graffiti?
>> (Of course you do, silly question.
>
> Most of your questions are silly honey - but I always answer them
> truthfully.
Except when you lie, which is most of the time.
>> All you ever think about is sex.)
>
> No it ain't.
You haven't shown otherwise.
>> I do not and will not have sex with dogs.
>
> Did you ever try?
Are you inviting her to?
>> Then why do you always turn things to sex?
>
> That's the basis of your sin. It's what makes you evil.
Nothing makes her evil, because she is not evil.
>> You are even so slimy and base as to talk about me having sex with
>> dogs.
>
> People does it every day.
But Bard doesn't.
> Slimy and base is how I would describe all that licking and sucking that
> you all do all the time! Grrross!
You are entitled to your OPINION.
>> Only a sex-obsessed little freak would automatically assume I have sex
>> with dogs because I said I treat my dogs like my kids.
>
> I'm a married woman with a baby and a home and I'm a FREAK
Thank you for admitting it. That would make a good sigfile.
<snip>
>> We've given you proof. You just bury your head in the sand and
>> sing "La la la, I'm not listening. La la la, I'm too stupid to think
>> for myself. La la la, I'm to lazy to do anything with my life."
>
> I ain't NEVER once sang that - nor nothing like it!
Sure you did. Just above you sang, "Nah nah nah nah NAH nah."
> I sing "When Heaven Came Down and Glory Filled My Soul!" You sing "When
> Satan Climbed Up and Evil Filled All My Holes".
And I bet you sound like a screeching harpy when you sing.
>> You come out here to the straight bars and show me all the
>> "monogamous couples" (often with a tan line on their left ring finger).
>
> When did I EVER say all straight people was good or decent? Most of
> them are wicked. But ALLLLLL homo sexuals are totally evil!
In your opinion only.
>> If you are looking for faithful couples (of any sexual
>> orientation), don't go to a pick-up bar.
>
> Or ANY gay bar.
Now you're catching on.
>> Temple prostitution. Read the verse in context.
>
> I did. No temples. No prostitution. Just a lot of confusion on the
> part of certain queers. I'm here to fix that.
Sorry, but you're the one who's confused.
>> I can't think of any time when the conversation has turned to
>> sex.
>
> You also forget everything.
At least she only speaks about things she knows about - unlike YOU.
>> I had a friend ask if she could have a pad since she had
>> forgotten hers. I gave her the pad and that was the end of that
>> discussion.
>
> Which brand do you use?
What does it matter?
> Did you ask if you could help her put it on?
Can't you read? She said she gave her the pad and that was the end of
that discussion.
> I've seen how lesbians act around used sanitary pads in public rest
> rooms - specially the vampire one's.
Or you imagine you've seen how lesbians act.
>> No, I don't care what goes on in there, as long as all parties
>> are consenting. It isn't any of my business.
>
> So it doesn't bother you that so many queers gets into the bare backing?
Why should she? People are free to make their own decisions, no matter
how dumb those decisions might be.
<snip>
>> Nothing. When I'm at work, I work.
>
> At recruiting straight people HUH?
You just can't let go of your hateful little prejudices, can you?
>> I take a lunch break, but I go to lunch by myself.
>
> To cruise the streets HUH?
More hateful prejudices, I see.
>> I do my workouts after work at the gym in my apartment
>> complex. All I am trying to flatten is my stomach.
>
> That'll make your boobs stick out more. That's good. Men will notice
> you more. Just let your hair grow longer so's you won't look so much
> like a man.
Too bad no man will ever have her.
>> Not yet. I'll tell people eventually, but it isn't something I
>> announce. The topic hasn't come up, so I haven't had the chance to say
>> anything.
>
> Ashamed HUH? They might be able to change your discharge status.
So you don't like it when gays are "out and proud and in your face," but
then you accuse them of being ashamed when they're not? You can't have
your cake and eat it, too.
>> Once I come out, I'm not "in your face." I'll talk about Sage
>> the way my co-workers talk about their spouses
>
> But she's only a long distance lover that won't even shack up with you.
She never said she wouldn't.
>> (or on the case of a divorced co-worker, her boyfriend). But I don't
>> wear Pride rings (they aren't professional)
>
> That's for sure.
>
>> or run around making political statements (which are banned at my
>> workplace).
>
> Well - homo sexuals are supposed to be BANNED from the military. That
> dodn't
Dodn't???
> stop you before - did it?
Homosexuals are not banned from the military.
>> What have you done to help this country?
>
> I preach the Gospel to sinners. Please send money.
Sorry, but you'll have to ask someone who is gullible.
>> All you do is pop out more kids for other people to take care of.
>
> I've had ONE baby that I take real good care of. You better wrap up
> that brain a little tighter. It's a leaking again.
No, you don't care about the child. All you care about is popping out
more and more children until your uterus falls out.
>> You don't seem to care at all about this country.
>
> I protect the country from God's Flaming Wrath thru prayer. That's more
> than you could ever do.
Sorry, Max, I don't believe your prayers protect us from your sky pixie.
>> All you care about is sex.
>
> That's what your dirty mind thinks.
No, that's what YOUR dirty mind thinks.
>> There is no ban on homosexuality where I work now.
>
> Unfortunately.
So you think that homosexuals should not be allowed to hold down jobs?
>> Why don't you learn what a traitor is? Oh, never mind, you're
>> too stupid to be able to do it.
>
> I ain't stupid. I know what a traitor is. It's somebody that BETRAYS
> her country or people in it. That's what you did by infiltrating the
> Navy as a practicing lesbian.
Nope.
>> Not at all. I have a real job.
>
> It can't be all that complicated if you can remember your tasks from one
> day to the next.
Probably more complicated than yours, since the only education you have is
from the backwoods of Mississippi and a college degree that's worth less
than something you'd find in a Cracker Jack box.
>> You recruit people. (And if you can't recruit enough, you
>> breed them).
>
> I SAVE people!
To-may-to, to-mah-to.
>> No, I mean I do a heck of a lot more than you do for this
>> country. Learn to read.
>
> Like what? God protects us from harm - not you. And if God wants the
> Arabs to attack us, He will just brush you aside.
"God" does no such thing.
>> Bull. Those teams are highly trained.
>
> They may be - but they goof off a lot too.
And you would know this how? How many of those teams have YOU been a part
of?
>> You wouldn't be able to get through one day of what they do.
>
> Maybe not. I don't like to goof off. I always keep myself busy.
From what it sounds like, you wouldn't be able to handle being as busy as
they are.
>> You'd be crying for someone to carry you because you can't do anything
>> for yourself.
>
> Asking for help is sure better than a goofing off HUH? And it wasn't me
> that said it - it was Steve Krofft on "60 Minutes". Go tell him off -
> not me.
Who? I couldn't find anything on such a person. Are you sure you're not
hallucinating again?
>> But that isn't what you said. You're words were "A lot of the
>> lezzy's drinks or cooks with menstrual blood." Nothing about getting a
>> taste by accident.
>
> Well - that's how it usually starts. You get a little taste by accident
> and then you want more. If you don't put your tongue down there where
> it doesn't belong - you won't never have that problem.
So then straight men must also drink and cook with menstrual blood, HUH?
>> Face it. You got caught in a lie and are trying to backtrack
>> to cover yourself. It won't work. We all know you are a liar.
>
> You don't know NOTHING that ain't already in the queer agenda.
We know plenty that isn't on your fake document.
>> Jack Chick doesn't know what he is talking about. I think he
>> does most of those tracts while high.
>
> He doesn't take drugs. He does sound research. It bothers you that he
> uncovers so much about lesbianism doesn't it? It is wicked.
He does absolutely no research. He, like you, either goes by what other
people feed him or makes stuff up in his little pointy head. It bothers
you that I shine the light of truth on your lies, doesn't it?
>> As I said, give me the number that anyone can call from
>> anywhere.
>
> Ask Booger Picker to help you. You're all confused again - you poor
> thing!
You're the one who's confused.
>> They say what you want to hear in order to stop the pain.
>
> We stop the pain eventually no matter what they say. And we don't
> capture people and torture them. They sign up and pay top dollar for
> the privilege!
In other words, they're just as deluded and brainwashed as you are.
>> However, that wasn't the point of me quoting that. I was
>> proving you had lied again...
>> You told Bill "And we don't torture our friends until they
>> tell us what we want to hear, regardless of whether or not it's true."
>> However, a few weeks ago, you said ""We already know what's true though
>> - so we stop only when they admit the Truth."
>
> That ain't no contradiction. YOU re-read what I wrote. Just don't edit
> it. I seen how you change my pure Mississippi Country English to please
> prejudiced Northerners. You stop that!
Sounds like a contradiction to me. If you're speaking in code and we
don't understand you, that's your problem.
>> Those two statements contradict each other.
>
> Only to your confused mind honey. Lie down for a minute and the dizzy
> spell will pass.
So you're dizzy now?
>> No, you are too stupid for me to want to bother with.
>
> I ain't stupid. And you LOVE a talking to me. It helps fill the empty
> hours without old Sage.
Yeah, I love talking to you because I find you very entertaining. You
also help strengthen my convictions over leaving Christianity.
>> I want someone who is my friend and partner,
>
> So you got yourself two dogs!
No, she got Sage.
>> not someone who does nothing except sit around, prove her stupidity,
>> and lie through her teeth.
>
> I don't do NONE of them things - and yet you try HARD to recruit me
> every day.
If you're deluded enough to think that.
> You may not want to have sex with me - but I'm sure you got some dyke
> friends that wanna sample my tender young flesh.
Such vanity and pride!
>> Then get off your butt and do an honest day's work. (I bet you
>> would be crying by noon for Thurgood to take you home because your
>> employer expected you to actually accomplish something.)
>
> I accomplish more than you'll ever know. Salvation's hard work.
Yeah, it must be hard recruiting for your cult when the majority of the
people think you're insane.
>> Then why do you act like it?
>
> I don't. You're just easily confused.
If you don't act like it, then you must really be ignorant.
>> Christ didn't put himself above others.
>
> What does John 14:6 say then?
Something similar to what Horus, Osiris, Attis, Marduk and several other
pre-Christian savior gods who lived lives almost identical to that of
Jesus said?
>> Why do you feel so superior to the homeless people on the street?
>
> I don't necessarily. I just can't believe the mess they've made of
> their lives sometimes. What's worse is the rich people that wanna keep
> them at arm's length. I get out there in the trenches and preach to
> them.
And kick them in the butt.
>> You haven't done anything to earn your place in society.
>
> So what do you think I oughta do? Move to Albania? What's YOUR place
> in society - O lonesome lesbian?
A lot better than yours, in my opinion.
>> You are only a few steps away from such a life.
>
> I don't think so.
>
>> If Thurgood ever casts you off, you have nothing to fall back on.
>
> What about my daddy? What about my Holy Church? What about all them
> other men that came around a wanting to marry me?
They would be helping you commit adultery if you married someone else
besides Thurgood.
> What about them lesbians that wanna recruit me all the time? They
> recruited Sunshine and kept her off of the streets.
So are you saying that you would move in with lesbians?
>> I know several who put you to shame in the area of
>> intelligence.
>
> They learn to fix cars and do stuff like that once they get here - but
> when they cross the border they don't know too much at all.
Some learn to do much more than that. Others have more knowledge than
that before they come here.
>> Yes, it is. You are judging people only on their race. You
>> refuse to admit that some Mexicans are intelligent. You are a racist.
>
> Mexico is a poor and backward country full of free loaders - not no
> race.
More racist remarks noted.
>> You are thinking of Muslims, which is a religion, not a race.
>> "Arab" is a race.
>
> No - it's a linguistic group a comprising SEVERAL races. And not all
> Arabs is Moslems. Even Christian Arabs are obnoxious people. A lot of
> them Arab squatters in Israel are Christians - but they're still
> trouble.
More racist remarks noted.
>> I've worked with Arabs. They've never caused a problem for me
>> or anyone else.
>
> How many of them are there? I said groups - not individual Arabs. They
> tend to band together to cause trouble.
More racist remarks noted.
>> As soon as she tried, she would be impeached.
>
> By who? She will have absolute power and God will back her up every
> step of the way.
Sorry, but your imaginary sky pixie won't stop her from being impeached.
>> And as I said, there is no way to destroy the government.
>
> She ain't a gonna destroy it. She's a gonna purge it of all unseemly
> influences - such as greedy old white men.
You said she was going to set up a theocracy and replace the Constitution
with the Bible. That's destroying the government.
>> Policies already exist to stop the very thing you are talking about.
>
> They will be overturned! Our Black Queen will rule the country! Praise
> the Lord!! Send generous love offerings to help her overthrow the TRUE
> axis of evil!
I already told you that I will send you $1,000 if Mother Hickey ever gets
on the presidential ballot.
>> The USSC also has a plan in place to allow it to go on if
>> members are suddenly removed.
>
> What if God removed them? They will bow their heads and give thanks!
No, they will most likely replace them.
>> Without the proper training and equipment, the people who move
>> that material are going to die, as are people living near the border.
>
> God will protect the good and punish the evil. Be ready.
In your deluded mind, maybe.
>> Do you know how to do that? It isn't as simple as wrapping the
>> rods in a sheet, you know.
>
> I don't know how to do it - but some people in the Holy Church does.
> Father Holiness does for instance. I know it ain't no simple thing -
> and you can't move nucular material around all at once.
And what qualifications does he have? None, I'll bet.
>> Such prejudice...
>
> What good is there in Islam? Christianity is against the law in some
> Muslim kingdoms.
Well that's one good thing about it.
>> No, you don't. You proved as much above. You think love is
>> having sex with a man. There is so much more to love than that. Things
>> that I seriously doubt you have any concept of. Mutual respect.
>> Friendship. Common interests. An ability to communicate.
>
> That's partly right - but with you lesbians there's only dog lust.
Wrong again.
>> No, it doesn't. I am a responsible, functioning member of
>> society.
>
> A fornicator, a lesbian and a military infiltrator. Do you think those
> are virtue's?
She is more virtuous than you are.
>> I don't expect other people to take care of me.
>
> Who would want to? People used to knock down the door to get to me -
> let me tell you.
Uh huh. Back in the Mississippi backwoods where people are ignorant and
half-blind, probably.
>> I don't sit around all day obsessing about what total strangers are
>> doing in the bedroom.
>
> I don't neither - but it's my job to stop sexual abuse such as whoredom
> and pimpdom. Prostitution can turn a lot of women queer and we got to
> try to prevent that. I don't just sit around - I get involved in the
> lives of the downtrodden - a teaching them how to do so much more than
> just screw and take money from dirty old men. And the occasional
> lesbian.
You have yet to prove that, Max.
>> (I don't even obsess about what people I know do in the bedroom.)
>
> It might remind how how empty your own bed room is HUH?
If she's in it, it's not empty.
>> Maybe. I know 2 straight couples who set up trust funds for
>> their dogs.
>
> When you get them all mixed up with people - I guess that can't be
> helped.
Same thing when you think your imaginary sky pixie is real. Or when you
think that the Bible is scientifically acurate.
>> Not necessarily. Lesbians can and do have kids.
>
> Not usually the natural way - but that can help their cause. Why don't
> you find a man and talk to him about a having a baby or two for him?
Because she doesn't want kids.
>> I notice you neglected to comment on all the eggs you wasted
>> after you hit puberty. Didn't you hear them crying every month?
>
> Very little. They knew I would be a getting married real soon and they
> wouldn't all have to die. Sometimes they told me not to pick some of
> the men that came around the house a courting me - and unlike you I
> listened to my eggy weggy's. So should you!
Yep - you're insane.
> I'll pray for you -
>
> Reverend Mother Lurlean Fucker
> God's Tasty Little Lamb Chop
--
Funny Sister Lurlean quote #44:
"God blessed my private parts and they're ALL used ONLY for the purposes HE
intended them for." --Lurlean explains her exhibitionism to the police.
> "Moira de Swardt" <moira.d...@wol.co.za> wrote in message
> news:<b_KdnQRI0NC...@is.co.za>...
>
>> No. You are most certainly not putting your family's interest first.
>
> Yes I am!
>
>> You spend way too much time on these newsgroups reading and writing
>> about sex.
>
> No I don't! I spend much less time here now that I got me a precious
> little baby to take care of. A lot of times he's a sitting right here
> on my knee the whole time I'm a preaching to lost homo sexuals. They
> sure are sinful ain't they?
No, but you're deluded.
> I don't write all that much about sex per se no ways - just all the
> perverted things I see them a doing every day. I was attacked by a
> vampire lesbian this very afternoon in a shoe store as a matter of fact.
> She was a trying to recruit me for the devil!
Sure, sure.
>> This is inherently unwholesome to your family life.
>
> I don't think so. My husband preaches too.
So you share the insanity.
>> You should be spending more of your time attending to your husband,
>> children and household. If you were doing this properly you wouldn't
>> have time to persecute poor Bard.
>
> I only got one baby so far. And what exactly do you mean "persecute
> poor Bard"?
> She's a lesbian. She had this boy friend once that she gave both her
> cranny and her mouth too. He wanted her butt hole too - and she was
> just about to give it to him when the devil turned her queer.
Wrong. She always was a lesbian. Learn to read.
> I wanna help save her from the life of degradation and sin she's been a
> leading ever since. She tries to recruit me all the time.
No she doesn't. You're deluded.
>> I'm sure it still isn't. I'm told he's old and ugly. But your duty is
>> to him, not this newsgroup.
>
> He's only 61 and ain't the least bit ugly.
By your backwoods Mississippi standards, anyway.
> Who told you such lies? Surely it was a lesbian. Most of them thinks
> all men is ugly. Don't pay no never mind to none of them. They only
> speak the words of the devil's queer agenda. I take good care of my
> family - and I got time left over to preach and teach right here too -
> not much but enough. Thurgood tells me if I'm a preaching too much.
> Soon it'll be our baby making time again. I can't wait. God promised
> him fourteen children before he moves on to his heavenly reward. That's
> why we got to keep busy in the bed room.
Suuuurrrreeeee! *That's* why! ROTFL!!!
> I'll pray for you Moira -
>
> I sure hope you ain't no lesbian -
> They try to recruit everybody
No they don't, liar.
> Reverend Mother Tucker
> The Lord's Tasty Little Lamb Chop
--
Lurlean Lie #20:
> > I didn't never say that. But you lesbians shut yourself off
from men
> > and the special care and guidance they can give you.
> She gets special care and guidance from Sage.
Apart from anything else, women who don't have husbands still get
special care and guidance from many of the men in their lives.
Fathers, brothers, male cousins, brothers-in-law, gay men friends,
male professionals etc.
In fact, we single women are free to choose male friends who care
about us and nurture us freely whereas women married to jealous
husbands usually wisely choose not to make close male friends of
their doctors, lawyers, accountants, IT specialists, neighbours,
brothers-in-law, etc.
Moira, the Faerie Godmother
> What real ugly words would those be, Mother F*cker?
Don't tell me YOU got the brain leakage too! Maybe that's what the
Lord's a smiting old Bard with instead of dry bone disease. All of
her memory's is a seeping out a little crack in her skull. There
could be a vampire tick up there a sucking them out one by one.
Anyways - you know which words are ugly and which one's ain't. NASCAR
fined Dale Earnhardt Jr. for a saying just one ugly word t'other day.
They oughta do something to you too.
> They don't - unless you are deluded or insane.
No. Lesbians got an aversion to men that equates with hate. Open
your eyes and you can see!
> Who cares what you think your sky pixie intends?
God Almighty ain't no sky pixie - and when He judges you and hurls you
into the Putrid Pit of hell for ALLLL of your blasphemy you'll realize
that.
> She gets special care and guidance from Sage.
That ain't care - that's dog lust! That's profane and sinful.
> Sure, sure.
They don't. I'm sexually pure. You perverts just can't imagine the
idea of sexual purity.
> You keep telling yourself that. Maybe you'll actually convince yourself
> of it.
What's abnormal about my sex life? Nothing! I got married. I love
my husband. I'm a having his baby's. We couldn't be happier.
> No, but you're cruel for insisting that she have as many children as she
> can when she obviously doesn't want any.
I only said she should have two. Even one would be better than zero.
Do you have any kids Booger Picker - or is that a secret?
> It's a mind-control cult.
No it ain't. It's God's One TRUE Church of Holy Assurance!
> HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
It's True. WE got the original Holy Grail.
> Sure, sure.
There ain't no compound. That's one of YOUR delusions. Why do you
fantasize about my holy purity so much? You must spend all day a
thinking of ways to smear it.
> In other words, you live in your cult's compound.
No - I live in a nice house. I just shun my sinful neighbors. We
only got two queers on the whole block now.
> And you are NOBODY to tell us how to live as well.
I'm one of God's Special Representative on earth. A telling me no is
just like a telling God no. A calling me ugly names is like a
blaspheming the Holy Ghost.
> Actually, she'll probably be happier with her life than if she didn't join
> your mind-control cult.
Cult? What cult? The Lord's Original Church AIN'T no cult. And
what's wrong with a controlling your mind? What's the point of a
letting it run wild?
> Not for a straight woman, no. But certainly for a lesbian.
No. Queer sex can't satisfy nobody. God made it that way. It gives
cheap thrills but no real pleasure.
> It's good that you're finally admitting that.
Don't abuse it. That doesn't mean you can sin your whole life away.
You still got responsibility's to other people and to God Almighty.
> Ah, yes. M-* drags out the old "Argument from Persecution (II):"
>
> 1. Jesus said that people would make fun of Christians.
Those weren't His exact Words.
> 2. I am an idiot.
You may be - I ain't!
> 3. People often point that out.
Only wicked people even suggest that. People that know me know I'm
real smart.
> 4. Therefore, God exists.
He does - but not for none of them reasons.
> I, for one, don't want you on our side. You're too much fun this way.
You ain't supposed to laugh at Holy People nor Holy Things. I may
preach somewheres else - or ask somebody else to preach to you that
you won't wanna laugh at. Did you laugh at Brother Buck? He's a ex
queer.
> Yeah, we've heard your lies and delusions before. Remember - there are
> always three sides to every story: Your story, the other persons
No apostrophe? You hypocrite!
> story, and the truth.
My story is ALWAYS the Truth. Every word of that account was true.
> Then why don't they?
They do. You just got to be where they are.
> Project much?
Not one bit.
> No, that's what Bard says. She probably doesn't have a copy of your
> imaginary agenda.
I'm sure she's got a copy of the queer agenda - which sure ain't
imaginary.
> Which means not at all.
Lesbian sex is always frustrating. There's limits to what they can
do. And if they don't use gadgets there's even less they can do.
They don't have real orgasms - just a buncha little tremors.
> We'll wait. And wait...and wait...and wait...
I think it's probable that old Sage Bush finally found a man.
> No, but it certainly bugs you that I shine the light of truth on your lies.
Lies? What lies? I don't never lie. You obviously don't know what a
lie is. I am the TRUTH!
> Actually, you're the one in denial about your lies, and don't you deny it!
I won't. I ain't in denial about nothing. I don't never lie neither.
> Too bad. Normal people marry out of love.
That comes later in traditional marriages. Marriages based on
infatuation usually end in divorce.
> In your opinion.
In God's eyes. Hell is FULL of queers. Can't you hear their souls a
crying out in agony? I sure can. Their a weeping and a wailing wafts
thru space all the way from Venus.
> And you have the nerve to call me prejudiced against blacks? You're more
> prejudiced than a KKK member!
No I ain't. I don't wanna see neither old Bard nor old Sage Bush
suffer. Lesbians usually beat up on each other after they start a
shacking up.
> If that's what you want to do with your life, fine.
Thank you for your permission pervert. You know I was a waiting for
it.
> Just don't expect to be able to recruit us into that lifestyle.
I ain't. I'm a trying to save them that can be saved - which doesn't
include you unfortunately. You're DAMNED!
> In your opinion.
And in God's too.
> Liar.
Not me!
> The dominatrix Mistress Morgana was never Sister Sunshine.
Did I say she was? I said Sunshine run away from Thurgood and
reappeared as Mistress Morgana Moonglow. She got AIDS too.
> She told me herself.
Who did? Sunshine or some other Morgana Moonglow? Would you believe
a whore over a Woman of God? That sure figures.
> And she doesn't know of any other Morganas who are in the Bay area.
Maybe she needs to crawl of her cubby hole and meet some decent people
for a change. Mistress Morgana Moonglow may have left Greater
Gomorrah and went to Lost Angeles.
> Admit it, you're all the same person
As Sunshine? No way! What ignorance!
> and you invented all these personalities yourself. Right,
> Norman/Bernadette/Rufus/Sunshine/Thurgood/Lurlean? Or should I say Max?
Say what ever you want. My name is Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker and
I am only my self. Do you honestly think one person dreamed up all of
them people AND me? Wouldn't that take a lot of time and energy? And
why is it that Max - who worked for Mother Holiness more than five
years ago - used to post in favor of Godless atheism and against Holy
Circumcision - and then suddenly disappeared? He wasn't never no
member of our Holy Church. He was a white Jew before he lost his
religion. Some says he's even queer. I ain't NOTHING like that -a nd
neither is my husband. I know that Rufus and Burn-a-dyke Strange were
real people. So was Sunshine. Thurgood was married to her.
> Prove it, Max.
I ain't Max. If you want answers from me you call me my name - and
spell it right too!
> Out maid??? Does that mean she's a lesbian?
No way. We'd fire her if she turned that way. I meant OUR maid.
> <snip>
How dare you!
> That's not the government policy.
Says who? I looked it up just yesterday.
> No it wasn't. It was for anybody who wanted to join.
Homo's need not apply. When they come out they get threw out - and
rightly so. They're only in there to recruit and corrupt the service
anyways.
> Your paranoia is showing, Max.
Tell him if that's what you think. He used to work at CRL Network
Services. I'm Mother Tucker. T-U-C-K-E-R!!!
> You're almost never right.
No - I'm hardly ever wrong - specially about queer issue's.
> No, it's for the exact reason that Bard said.
No it ain't. It's on account of they can't be trusted. Decent
straight people don't wanna take showers or live in closer quarters
with lustful perverts that only wants to recruit them or screw them.
And homo sexuals THRIVE on lust.
> Good thing you don't make the military policy, Max.
Go tell him that.
> She told you that she thought she was bisexual before that. Do you know
> what that means, liar?
It means she was as confused then as she is now!
> Too bad you've never cured anyone from here.
From where? Doesn't nobody know where you are. Could it be Hell,
Michigan?
> You're so deluded, Max.
I ain't neither.
> But you have no authority, other than your own, to tell anyone they're
> going to the Magical Being's flaming torture chamber.
Jesus is Lord and He PUNISHES sinners in eternal hell fire!
> Sounds like Bard isn't into any of that.
I think she is. Just imagine the degrading positions she must get in
to to lick and finger that woman. She also mentioned something about
a playing with herself while she licks and sucks on her partner in
SIN. That's sick - and it ain't even reciprocal. That can't be love
- it's only DOGGG lust!
> Sorry, Max, but it does.
Go tell him. I know better. Maybe you'll convince a Godless atheist
that thinks foreskins is fine.
> Especially among you cultists, HUH?
I ain't no cultist neither. Do you even know who you're a talking to?
You must be confused like old Bard.
> No, she always was a lesbian.
No. The devil turned her queer!
> God never cursed her with diabetes, because God doesn't curse people,
> despite what your book of myths and fairy tales that you call the Bible
> says.
I know better. God cursed old Sage Bush with diabetes on account of
her bitterness. She must sweeten her disposition - and give up all of
the filthy lesbian sex.
> She didn't lie. She honestly thought she was bisexual and intended to
> marry him.
Even a bi sexual shouldn't do that. She lied to old Steve. I don't
think she ever loved him.
> No, she followed proper military procedure.
No way! Queers ain't welcome in the military.
> So what? As long as they love each other (and I'm sure they do) that's
> all that matters.
Lesbians can't never love. They practice profane dog lust.
> Who are you to speak for most people, Max?
Ask him if you want his opinion. I speak for Almighty God!
> Maybe you should get the hole in your head plugged that the lies fall out
> of and type themselves on your keyboard.
I don't got no hole in my head. I also don't never lie. I'm pure.
> Sure you are, Max. Sure you are.
I ain't Max. And I co own my home with Thurgood. We got a mortgage
still yet - but the house is ours.
> Better that than a lazy cult member.
I ain't neither lazy nor no cult member. I work hard and worship in
God's TRUE Church!
> You were standing on top of her head?
No. It's too pointy up there to support me.
> Nope. Wrong again.
No - I'm right. Lesbians can't love each other. They feel lust -
frustrating DOG lust!
> I wonder when Thurgood is going to start smacking you around.
If he does - I can smack back even harder. But he didn't never beat
on neither of his other wives. Lesbians is typically violent with
each other. Decent Christians ain't.
> Sorry, but reality is subjective. You said so yourself.
Some basic truths shine thru all subjectivity though. That's one of
them.
> She never said that her relationship would be abusive.
I know - I did. That was a prophecy.
> Learn to read.
I did. Now send me money!
> And some lesbians seek out a partner that they can share their life with.
Most of them is vampires and they like to prey on people. Some of
them's even cannibals.
> No, it means that you've convinced us to have no part in the kind of life
> you live.
Your loss! Hell is HOT!
> Actually, those kind of marriages normally SUCCEED.
No they don't. They get ruined by adultery and divorced.
> <snip>
My Word is Gospel. God will punish you for a snipping my holy words.
> So you have to walk the old geezer everywhere?
Did I say that? NO!!! YOU learn to read you bum! Go clean out your
smegma while you're at it smeg head.
> Well, you'd better get used to it. In a few years you'll have to go to the
> bathroom for him, too.
You forget - DUH! - God heals us of all afflications. He'll get
raptured up into heaven.
> It doesn't sound like it, Max.
Tell him if you think he cares. He's foreign too.
> You seem to have the idea that the way your marriage is is the only way a
> marriage can work. You couldn't be more wrong.
It ain't the only way - but other ways are similar.
> By nearly everybody except for your cult.
Cult? What do you mean cult? I ain't in no queer cult. Maybe you
are.
> She's already happy. If she had a husband that would make her unhappy
> because she's a LESBIAN.
We can fix that - real easy.
> And all you know is your cult's agenda of torturing people into giving you
> more and more money.
We don't never do that. People willingly gives us money all the time!
> Obviously a lot, since they slaughtered all the Canaanites and stole their
> land in the name of "God."
That ain't the whole story.
> There have been plenty of asteroids "hurled" at the Earth. Haven't you
> ever seen a meteor shower? Therefore, she won't rule this country at all
> by your argument.
Meteor showers are caused by the remnants of comets. Asteroids are
bigger and they do damage when they hit.
> Superstitious people thought that the left hand was evil. Just like
> superstitious people think that homosexuality is evil now.
Where did you learn that? That ain't the reason most left handed
people was taught to use their right hand. And anyway - that issue
ain't in the Holy Bible and ain't pertinent to this discussion. Homo
sexuality is unnatural lust - not a matter of hand usage.
> They are more comfortable using their left hand. Just like homosexuals
> are more comfortable with members of the same sex.
Homo sexuals are MOST comfortable a screwing around and a spreading
diseases. Does that mean we should give them our children - or let
them recruit in our schools? I don't think so!
> Like I told you, people were superstitious about the left hand.
Who was - and when? Where was this mentioned?
> Yes, you are confused, aren't you?
No- old Bard is!
> I don't hate her. I just can't understand her when she writes.
Have you tried? Did you read any of them Ebonical dictionary's she
told you about?
> So what?
She's more qualified to ead than he is. She will be our Black Queen
eventually.
> Which is a lie, since Solomon never existed.
What makes you think that? They found the ruins of his temple over in
the Holy Land.
> I've been to some, and I find it boring.
That's on account of you're a Godless racist.
> But then again, you're deluded.
No I ain't.
> That doesn't mean that Wicca isn't a religion. If people practice it
> religiously, it's a religion.
No. It's devil worship. Do you believe there's witch cults? Do you
go out and criticize them the way you criticize the Lord's TRUE Holy
Church (ours)?
> No she doesn't. You have no idea what you're talking about.
Yes I do. I know what she needs to find TRUE fulfillment - a loving
husband. And his baby's.
> Obviously you have a very different definition of hate than of anybody
> else in the whole world. See? You do twist things to fit your narrow
> world view.
No I don't.
> C-U-L-T-I-S-T.
She said she was confused about what she wanted sexually. That ain't
got NOTHING to do with our Holy Church. Her confusion is the work of
the devil! I can cast the demons out of her and that will stop the
lesbian desires for good.
> It probably was easy, since she's a lesbian.
Satan filled her head with wicked idea's - just like he takes you over
and speaks blasphemy's thru your foul mouth.
> In your opinion.
And in TRUTH too.
> Why do you care? As long as Bard trusts her, that's all that matters.
What matters is the truth. Since queer sex is so frustrating it's
expected that old Sage Bush will cheat. I hope it's with a man. That
will teach Bard the lesson she's been a refusing to learn.
> No such frustrations exist for lesbians.
They certainly do. Lesbians don't get nothing out of all that licking
and finger poking.
> Too bad you lack comprehension or you'd know that.
It's my job to edify that wayward girl before she falls into the
deepest pit of hell.
> And that you obviously do in this forum, Max.
I ain't Max. When I come here I preach the Gospel. That ain't no
waste of time.
> Only because you wish you were.
A dyke? No way. I kicked her face! Them vampires need to keep their
lust to theirself. Why couldn't she find some other dyke to fool
around with at work?
> Too bad science doesn't agree with you.
Science is just a buncha theory's mostly. If you want facts - go to
the Holy Bible.
> Good, because Bard's relationship isn't, either.
Yes - lesbian desire is all dog lust.
> God already approves of her relationship.
No He doesn't! It's unnatural and ABOMINABLE in God's sight. The
WRATH is a coming down!
> You've never met them, so you have no idea how they feel.
God revealed the Truth to me.
> They're addicted to graffiti?
No - chocolate. A choloholic would want Mexican smegma.
> Except when you lie, which is most of the time.
Which ain't NEVER. I told you I AM the Truth!
> You haven't shown otherwise.
You homo's live for sex - so that's the issue I address around here.
> Are you inviting her to?
No. She first said she didn't drink blood - but then her leaky brain
kicked in and she remembered she'd at least tasted a little. If I
keep a prodding her - even more of her long lost memory's will come
back. She may even remember the vampire orgy's in the woods.
> Nothing makes her evil, because she is not evil.
All lesbians are evil. Their life style is a sin.
> But Bard doesn't.
She ain't answered that question yet. Didn't she say she touched her
dogs private parts? That's a start.
> You are entitled to your OPINION.
Thank you Booger Picker. All along I thought you might say I wasn't.
Then what would I do?
> Thank you for admitting it. That would make a good sigfile.
There was a question mark there that YOU deleted you scum bag!
> <snip>
The Gospel? You'll burn.
> Sure you did. Just above you sang, "Nah nah nah nah NAH nah."
That's a different song - and I sung that just yesterday.
> And I bet you sound like a screeching harpy when you sing.
You lose. I don't. Pay up!
> In your opinion only.
No - in God's sight. Homo sexuality is sin.
> Now you're catching on.
You were in a gay bar. What does that say about you?
> Sorry, but you're the one who's confused.
No I ain't. I challenge any of you to find the temples or the
prostitution. You won't.
> At least she only speaks about things she knows about - unlike YOU.
That sure limits what she can say HUH?
> What does it matter?
Some kinds tickle more than others.
> Can't you read? She said she gave her the pad and that was the end of
> that discussion.
I'm a trying to dredge up old Bard's repressed memory's.
> Or you imagine you've seen how lesbians act.
I've seen them fish used pads out of the disposal and sniff them.
Sometimes they even take them home and use the blood in their spells.
Some of them uses them to make menstrual tea too.
> Why should she? People are free to make their own decisions, no matter
> how dumb those decisions might be.
Even if hard working wage earners like me have to foot the bill?
> You just can't let go of your hateful little prejudices, can you?
I ain't got none. Do you know what queers does at work?
> More hateful prejudices, I see.
No - more REVELATIONS!
> Too bad no man will ever have her.
Don't be so sure. I pray for her redemption EVERY day!
> So you don't like it when gays are "out and proud and in your face," but
> then you accuse them of being ashamed when they're not? You can't have
> your cake and eat it, too.
I'm just a trying to figure her out.
> She never said she wouldn't.
How do you know? Did you meet them? Were you all in a three way
already? That must be where the bi sexuality comes in.
> Dodn't???
Didn't. I told you all I got a baby on my lap when I'm a preaching.
Sometimes I'm even a feeding him.
> Homosexuals are not banned from the military.
Go read the manual again. Was you in the military?
> Sorry, but you'll have to ask someone who is gullible.
I want people that's faithful - not gullible.
> No, you don't care about the child. All you care about is popping out
> more and more children until your uterus falls out.
That ain't true. I take good care of my baby. He's happy and
healthy. They stay that way if you get them circumcised and immunized
on time. You'd be healthier too if you got your foreskin trimmed.
> Sorry, Max, I don't believe your prayers protect us from your sky pixie.
I ain't Max - and the Lord God ain't no sky pixie. You'll find out -
in hell!
> No, that's what YOUR dirty mind thinks.
My mind is clean and pure.
> So you think that homosexuals should not be allowed to hold down jobs?
They should work in cleansing camps or prisons 'til they get cured.
> Nope.
YEP! What I say goes.
> Probably more complicated than yours, since the only education you have is
> from the backwoods of Mississippi and a college degree that's worth less
> than something you'd find in a Cracker Jack box.
Is that why the Holy Church pays me more than $60,000 a year to
preach? It's cause I'm so persuasive!
> To-may-to, to-mah-to.
I already told you about that veggy. Did you ever eat stewed
tomato's?
> "God" does no such thing.
Yes He does. He let them attack us on September 11. The way to
protect this country against terrorism is thru prayer and obedience to
God's Laws. Leave the gay bars and sex clubs open and we're in
danger!
> And you would know this how? How many of those teams have YOU been a part
> of?
None. I work hard on my job. People like Bard goofs off and/or just
recruits at work.
> From what it sounds like, you wouldn't be able to handle being as busy as
> they are.
Ain't nobody ever flew no planes into our Holy Church.
> Who? I couldn't find anything on such a person. Are you sure you're not
> hallucinating again?
No. Try a looking under Steve Kroft. He revealed the truth about
them phony anti-terrorism groups. They're just George Bush's goons.
> So then straight men must also drink and cook with menstrual blood, HUH?
I'm sure a few of them does - such as the warlocks.
> We know plenty that isn't on your fake document.
It's real. Your name is on it.
> He does absolutely no research. He, like you, either goes by what other
> people feed him or makes stuff up in his little pointy head. It bothers
> you that I shine the light of truth on your lies, doesn't it?
Brother Jack teaches the Full Gospel Truth thru his tract ministry.
> You're the one who's confused.
Then help her dial that number so she can HEAR some real preaching.
> In other words, they're just as deluded and brainwashed as you are.
They ain't neither one! They sign up to be purged and cleansed thru
light pain and mild torture.
> Sounds like a contradiction to me. If you're speaking in code and we
> don't understand you, that's your problem.
You're just prejudiced and hate filled.
> So you're dizzy now?
No - old Bard is. The lesbianism does that to people.
> Yeah, I love talking to you because I find you very entertaining. You
> also help strengthen my convictions over leaving Christianity.
You'll pay the ultimate price. You better stop a calling me names or
I'll send somebody else over here. I'm over due for another vacation
as it is.
> No, she got Sage.
That's her long distance fellow sinner. And she's got somebody else
too.
> If you're deluded enough to think that.
I ain't deluded about nothing.
> Such vanity and pride!
Such TRUTH and INSIGHT!
> Yeah, it must be hard recruiting for your cult when the majority of the
> people think you're insane.
Cult? Is that your favorite word? I ain't involved in no cult.
> If you don't act like it, then you must really be ignorant.
I ain't ignorant. I'm a highly educated Bible Student. I also know
Jesus personally.
> Something similar to what Horus, Osiris, Attis, Marduk and several other
> pre-Christian savior gods who lived lives almost identical to that of
> Jesus said?
Not at all. Those are all false gods. Jesus lives! Can't none of
them save you. Jesus WON'T save you now that you blasphemed Him.
Soon you'll have to BURN!
> And kick them in the butt.
Only if they get fresh with me.
> A lot better than yours, in my opinion.
That's worth about one drop of water.
> They would be helping you commit adultery if you married someone else
> besides Thurgood.
If he put me away I'd be divorced and free to marry again. That won't
never happen though on account of Thurgood loves me so much!
> So are you saying that you would move in with lesbians?
No way! I'm just a saying there's people that wants to take young
people in. Even if Thurgood died tomorrow I'd have several places I
could stay.
> Some learn to do much more than that.
I guess some of them can fix TVs too - but not too much.
> Others have more knowledge than that before they come here.
Then why do they come here? The one's you see out here can't feed a
parking meter. They just dribble smegma all over the place.
> More racist remarks noted.
Not from me. I love all people. I reach out to Mexicans - and give
them one way bus tickets back to Guadalajara.
> More racist remarks noted.
No. That's the truth. Arab = trouble. Just look at Dearborn. It's
a crawling with them.
> More racist remarks noted.
That ain't racist. They ruin neighborhoods.
> Sorry, but your imaginary sky pixie won't stop her from being impeached.
God ain't no sky pixie and He will put Mother Holiness on an Ebony
Throne Studded with Obsidian.
> You said she was going to set up a theocracy and replace the Constitution
> with the Bible. That's destroying the government.
No - that's a PURIFYING the government.
> I already told you that I will send you $1,000 if Mother Hickey ever gets
> on the presidential ballot.
She's on it in Florida.
> No, they will most likely replace them.
No - they will praise the Lord and serve Our Holy Black Queen. So
will you!
> In your deluded mind, maybe.
No. In your wayward flesh.
> And what qualifications does he have? None, I'll bet.
I don't know. But he's got a Ph.D. He knows all about such things -
and the Holy Bible too!
> Well that's one good thing about it.
No it ain't. That's evil. Why don't you join the Moslems if you
think they're so great.
> Wrong again.
No. That's what lesbians feel - DOGGG lust.
> She is more virtuous than you are.
Oh please! She sins day and night! I am pure!!
> Uh huh. Back in the Mississippi backwoods where people are ignorant and
> half-blind, probably.
No - where they're good people. Even out here people want me - even
the dykes.
> You have yet to prove that, Max.
I ain't Max. You'd just rather deal with a man so's you can indulge
your lusts. Are you into white Jews? If he's from Russia or one of
them Eastern bloc country's - he may still have his foreskin even
though he's still a white Jew. That turns you on HUH?
> If she's in it, it's not empty.
She's the only one in it though - except for them nasty dogs.
> Same thing when you think your imaginary sky pixie is real. Or when you
> think that the Bible is scientifically acurate.
God is real and He will DESTROY you!
> Because she doesn't want kids.
She needs then anyways.
> Yep - you're insane.
No I ain't. You're the one that doesn't even know who I am. You're
just as confused as old Bard.
No prayers for scum bags -
Reverend Mother Tucker
(TUCKER!)
(TUCKER!)
The Lord's Little Truth Agent
>Bard Kesnit <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message news:<jto0m018h83q30lk0...@4ax.com>...
>
>> (Sex Obsessed, Immature Baby Factory Mother Tucker) wrote:
>
>At least you don't use none of them real ugly words that YOUR best
>friend Bill Baker uses against me all of the time. That's a good
>thing.
You use some pretty nasty words to describe him...
>> You seemed to be under the impression that the only way to get
>> along with someone is if you want to go to bed with them.
>
>I didn't say that.
It's what you inferred.
>> If that is the case, you must really lust over Mother Hickey since you seem to
>> get along with her.
>
>I revere her - but no sexual thoughts come into it.
It was just taking your belief to a logical opinion. I didn't
really think you lust over her.
> And think of all the eggs Bard - the precious eggs that you're
>a DENYING their rightful change to be somebody! Aren't you cruel?!
I'll feel sorry for them about the same time you admit that
you feel bad for the eggs you "wasted" as a teen.
>> No, that isn't what I mean. There are a lot of churches out
>> there. Ones that allow their members to enter society and live real
>> lives. You could always go to one of them.
>
>What's wrong with the one I already belong to?
I was only saying that your church keeps you away from the
real world.
>I'm not exactly a living outside the bounds of society neither.
You live with society, but not in society.
>And I consider my life real and yours totally unreal. I
>got a husband and a baby and a house
So do a lot of women in the real world.
>two dogs that you think are children.
No, I think of them as children. There is a difference. A lot
of people feel that way (including some who also have human children).
You are the one who thinks dogs are sex toys.
>> Knowledge of reality.
>
>You mean YOUR reality - which is a long series of sins.
No, I mean the real world that most people live in. Not the
dark fantasy world that your church leaders preach exists.
>Reality is subjective.
But what you think of as reality doesn't exist anywhere
outside your deranged fantasies.
> I'd say you don't know nothing about SPIRITUAL reality
Nor do you. You preach hate and anger, not love. (But how can
you preach love when you don't even know what love is...)
>Did you honestly think you could recruit me over to your side?
If you think of "my side" as the side of reality, we keep
trying. That is all I am trying to recruit you into - life as a
functioning member of society and not a lazy, immature baby factory
for a dirty old man.
>> We don't recruit.
>
>One of your little camp tried to recruit me at a shoe store this very
>afternoon.
By doing what? Asking if you wanted to buy the pair of shoes
you were trying on?
> She kept a looking up my skirt a trying to get a peek a
>boo at my white silk panties
I'm sure she was just looking up from your foot to your face.
Unless you are shaped differently than most of humanity, she would
have had to look past your waist.
> She was a licking her lips
It's fall. Chapped lips are common.
>She made these little moaning sounds whenever I got up
Remember, you have a history of hearing things that don't
exist.
>I finally planted my foot up side her fat little face and
>knocked her to the floor.
I hope she reported you to Security for assault.
> I'm not lazy
Then why won't you do anything to prove it.
Sex is not aerobic exercise.
>and I'm not worthless to society.
Yes, you are. All you do is pop out kids that you can't
support.
> And dog lust too.
Why are you obsessed with sex with dogs?
>> I'm sure the only satisfaction you get from your sperm donor
>> is the knowledge that if you get pregnant, that is 9 more months that
>> he won't pass you off for some other woman.
>
>You got such a low opinion of normal family relationships I'm
>surprised you got any straight friends left.
You don't even know what a normal straight relationship is.
Most married couples love each other - at least at first. Even after
this long together, you and Thurgood aren't even friends, need not
mention being in love with each other.
> He didn't never think of a putting them away
But now he is running out of time to have those kids...
>He loved and cherished both of
>them just like he loves and cherishes me.
But he doesn't love you. You said as much yourself when you
said you and he aren't friends.
>Thurgood Tucker is my lawfully wedded husband. I am the mother of his child.
But neither of those things means he loves you or you love
him.
>> Who said anything about bars? There are NO good lesbian bars
>> anywhere near where I live. The music is crappy and there isn't a
>> dance floor.
>
>That all depends on how you define "good".
I define "good" as I did above - good music that you can dance
to and a dance floor large enough to dance.
> I guess it is easier to
>recruit when there are straight women on the dance floor
Who said anything about straight women on the dance floor? I
didn't. The women on the dance floor are lesbians.
>can pick up tricks in almost any lesbian bar - and that's primarily
>what I have in mind.
Who said anything about picking people up? A majority of
lesbians who go to bars are going only to dance and hang out with
friends.
> What would you do if you found out that old Sage has been a playing around
>on you for months?
She hasn't been. (Unlike you, I don't have to be with her all
the time in order to trust her.) But if she was, I'd be hurt, but we'd
pick up the pieces and go on.
> Can't no woman have a real TOTAL orgasm through lesbian sex.
I probably have better sex with her than you do with Thurgood.
At least I love Sage. You don't even feel friendship - need not
mention love - for him. He is nothing to you except a status symbol.
>> Who said anything about me? There have been several women in
>> recent years who have married 90-year old billionaires so they can get
>> the old guy's money when he dies.
>
>Why did you bring it up if it wasn't on your leaky little mind?
I knew if I didn't mention it, you would. Then you would call
me a liar since you discovered straight women who marry really old
men. You would neglect to mention that they married the guy for his
money and only point out the vast age difference.
>Shouldn't nobody marry for money. I married out of a sense of duty.
But you didn't marry for love. Such a shame...
>Please! If either of you had enough money you all would move in
>together right away.
Not true. If money was the issue, she would have moved in with
me long ago. (We'd save a lot if we could combine our bills and
income.)
>Then after about three months the screaming and clawing will start.
Is that what Thurgood does to you? You can get away from him,
you know. There are groups that help abused women.
>Why should I when a good God fearing man wants to take good care of
>me?
Don't you have any pride? How can you stand it, knowing that
your very existence depends on the keeping the goodwill of someone
else?
> And Thurgood wasn't the only one that wanted to give me a nice
>home and a houseful of baby's.
No matter who you married, you would still be completely under
his control.
>> You are the one who had to find some guy to take care of her because she is
>> too lazy to find a paying job.
>
>I'm not lazy. Why do you hate home makers so much?
I don't. I just hate the way you have no ambition and desire
to be more than just a baby factory.
>> Yes, you are. Your sole purpose is to have kids.
>
>If that's true - then why am I not chained up in the bed room?
Because Thurgood could be jailed for spouse abuse.
You are chained in the bedroom. Only your chains are golden and
invisible.
>> And if for some reason you can no longer have kids before Thurgood gets his
>> 14, he will put you aside for some other woman.
>
>Why didn't he do that with neither one of his other wives then?
Because he was still young enough to find another wife and
have the kids. Now he is running out of time.
>> No, because most women have other ambitions in their live than
>> have kid after kid.
>
>What makes you think I don't have any other ambitions?
Then why don't you do any of them? Why do you feel the need to
put your dreams on hold, just because that is what Thurgood wants you
to do?
Telling someone their dreams are worthless is emotional abuse.
There are groups that help abused women escape.
>> And you aren't a decent mother. A decent mother would love her
>> kids. I seriously doubt you even know what love is. I'll give you a
>> hint: It means more than popping out a kid and then handing him/her to
>> the nanny.
>
>I didn't do that.
You still don't seem to know what love is. You proved that in
another post when you said you and Thurgood aren't friends. You have
sex with Thurgood, not because you want to, but because you feel you
have to.
>If anything goes wrong...
And you hear it...
> I'll jump up and
>rush in there to help my baby. Thurgood will be right behind me I'm
>sure.
>No - I'm right. I'm almost always right.
In this case, you are wrong. I don't want to destroy the
government's security. I joined the Navy in order to protect this
country.
>> The reason people think gays in the military are a security
>> risk is because they can lose their jobs if someone outs them.
>
>No - it's because they're loyal to the devil.
No, it's because they can lose their jobs if someone outs
them.
>> The way to solve that is to remove that risk - revoke DADTDHDP. If gays could
>> serve openly, there would be no way to blackmail them.
>
>If they let queers in openly - straights wouldn't never join.
Some straights wouldn't join, true. But think back to when the
armed forces were racially integrated. That didn't stop all whites
from joining.
> Don't you know most of them join just to recruit.
Gays, like straights, join because they want to protect this
country.
Of course, you wouldn't know that since you are too lazy to
even bother to try to join.
>> Wrong again. I got engaged to Steve before I suspected I'm
>> gay.
>
>Liar! You said in another post that you had desires for women even
>before that. How DARE you call me a liar when you lie!
Reread what I said. The attractions were there before I got
engaged to Steve. But I didn't realize what the attractions were - I
didn't suspect I am gay - until AFTER Steve and I got engaged.
I even laid out the timeline for you in a post dated June 8,
2004.
July 1995: Steve proposed marriage and I accepted.
September 1995: I developed a crush on my college roommate (who had
been a friend of mine the year before). In hindsight, I realized that
I had been attracted to female friends many times in the past, but had
not realized what the feelings were because I never dreamed I could be
gay. Since I was engaged to, and thought I was in love with, Steve, I
came out as bisexual. I promised Steve that I would be faithful to him
as long as he and I were in different states. This is also when Steve
and I started having sex.
>you will advise her on what God wants her to do
What does that have to do with picking an outfit? Do learn to
keep up with the conversation.
>If she's a looking for a husband for example - you'll want to
>tell her not to wear that dress on account of it'll make her
>undesirable.
Did I say what the outfit looked like? Or even what kind of
outfit it was?
> You're just a warning her of the consequences of her actions.
No, because I don't know the outcome of her actions. She could
buy and wear the outfit and have everyone else tell her how good it
looks on her.
>> That isn't what you said before...
>>
>> "When I first met my husband Thurgood, I fell in love right away with
>> the look of his face, the sound of his voice, the color of his eyes,
>> and most important with his strong family value's and commitment to
>> honor and serve Our Lord Jesus Christ in all things." (Feb 15, 2004)
>
>That's right. I fell in love with his face, his voice and his eyes -
You couldn't have fallen in love with any part of him. Love
only grows with time. Any feeling of attraction you had for him would
be based in lust, not love.
>I was attracted to his FACE, VOICE and EYES at first - like I said. I
>was uncomfortable with the idea of a making love with him at first.
So why did you marry him? Or at least, why did you marry him
so quickly? If you were sure he was the guy for you, why did you rush
to the altar? Why didn't you get to know him - be sure he was the one
and get over your apprehension?
>Most virgins are. I'm sure you can't remember back that far in your
>life - but I can.
I remember. I also remember that Steve and I waited until I
was over my apprehension. Why wouldn't Thurgood do the same for you?
> After we got married my fears quickly melted away -
Why did you marry him if you were afraid of him?
>> Oh, and he shouldn't make love "to" you. If you love each
>> other, he will make love "with" you.
>
>The first time I wasn't a doing much. Eventually I warmed up though
>and now I love a making love with him.
Sure, sure... I believe that...
> It means impulsive sex that involves a picking up the
>scent, a doing a lot of licking and then a hopping on no matter who
>sees or hears.
Huh... Good thing I don't know anyone who does that, then.
>> But you seem to have missed the point I was trying to make.
>
>Maybe you should choose your words more careful.
Maybe you should learn to read and comprehend.
>> Lust at first sight does.
>
>Specially among you homo's HUH?
For anyone.
>> Second, there was no need for you to marry some guy old enough to be your
>> grandfather.
>
>I liked him better than all the others.
But you didn't - and still don't - love him.
> I don't like men my own age.
That still doesn't mean you had to marry someone old enough to
be your grandfather.
>> I doubt you would call a guy that age "young."
>
>Thurgood would.
I was talking about you, not Thurgood. Do learn to read.
>> What does that have to do with anything?
>
>It gives me a little history to go by.
She was diagnosed several years before she came out.
>> You didn't then, and that is what a relationship should be
>> based on - shared experiences.
>
>In the opinion of a lesbian that 1) screwed a man and then lied to him
>about her true intentions,
I didn't lie to Steve. As soon as I realized I am attracted to
women, I told him about it. I had every intention of marrying him.
> 2) violated military policy with regard to her homo sexuality
I didn't violate the policy. I never told my chain of command
that I'm gay.
Of course, you would know what the policy is if you had
bothered to join.
>3) has a long distance relationship with an older woman with
>an incurable disease.
Life is an incurable disease. We all die from it at the end.
<g>
Funny that you call Sage and "older woman" when she is only 4
years my senior. Does that mean that Thurgood is an "ancient man"
since he is considerably older than you?
> Most people don't WANT the
>kind of experiences (in other words - SINS) that you've had.
Who said anything about my experiences? I was talking about
Thurgood's life experiences. Do learn to keep up.
>> His life has been so different than yours because he has been alive so much
>> longer. What people go through - and what is going on in the world around
>> them - shapes their personality and their perception of things.
>
>So - how has sleeping with a man, a failing in a few relationships
>before finding the love of your life, following military policy and a living
>over 200 miles away from the woman you love shaped your personality?
That is none of your concern, nor is it applicable to this
conversation. I was talking about Thurgood's life experiences. Do try
to keep up.
>> I have friends who lived through the Vietnam War. The way they
>> talk about the current Iraq conflict is different than the way I do
>> because I don't have that additional experience.
>
>You also got memory issues.
So do you. You apparently can't remember things I write, even
though you can look them up.
> Maybe if you'd get that leak in your
>brain permanently plugged you'd be able to remember stuff better and
>have more of a sense of history.
I have no memory of the Vietnam War because I wasn't born when
we pulled out. Or did you not realize we left 'Nam in the 70's? (I
doubt that was covered in your school, so maybe you didn't know that.)
>> I have friends who own their own homes. Their talk of
>> mortgages, home repair, and the like go right past me because I am not
>> yet a homeowner.
>
>I already am.
What's your point? I just meant that my homeowner friends have
a different perspective on some things than I do.
> Nah-nah-nah-nah-NAH-nah!
<sarcasm> Such mature behavior... <end sarcasm>
>> A friend of mine is about to retire. He was telling me the
>> other day about trying to sell a lot of his furniture because it won't
>> fit in the house they bought in Florida. I have no concept of things
>> like that.
>
>It isn't exactly analytical geometry is it?
It's just a way of looking at things. Yet again, you missed my
point.
But then, why should I expect you to understand an abstract
concept? Your entire world is concrete with no higher thought
functions.
>> Nor do I. Good thing I don't have one.
>
>Well she isn't there with you is she?
That doesn't mean she's afraid to live with me. (Who are you
to speak of fear? You said you were scared to marry Thurgood.)
> What kind of "love" is that?
A special love that transcends the distance between us. A
strong love that can survive the separation.
>You're probably stronger than she is. I wonder which one of her bones
>you'll break first.
Unlike your relationship with Thurgood, my relationship with
Sage isn't abusive.
>> Even an abusive relationship can teach the victim a lot about
>> themselves.
>
>So THAT'S your excuse?
Unlike Thurgood, neither Sage nor I are abusive. We don't have
to play mind games to keep the other down. We know we're both better
when we lift each other up.
>> That says a lot right there...
>
>Does that mean you're done arguing with me and are ready to REPENT and
>give up that woman now?
(I knew I should have put "sarcasm" around the above
comment...) No, it means that you don't have any idea what love is.
>> Not if he isn't your friend. Friendship is the basis for love.
>> If you can't be friends with someone, you can't love them.
>
>That's hog wash! We believe in traditional marriage.
What does that have to do with anything? No matter what you
try to say, friendship is the root of love. Without friendship, love
can never grow.
>That kind of marriages normally FAIL.
Is that why I know so many couples (gay and straight) who have
been together 30, 40, even 50 years and still love each other as much
as the day they got married and who credit the ability to stay
together to being "friends and lovers."
> You were probably old Steve's friend once upon a time.
I was. I never said all friendship grows into love. I said
friendship is the basis of love. Without friendship, love cannot
develop and grow.
>I guide him into the dining room when dinner's ready too.
> Sometimes I guide him out of the kitchen when I'm ready to do the
>dishes. He puts out the trash later - unless the maid's on duty that
>night.
But you don't help him with his life? Listen to his problems
and brainstorm solutions? Help him write his sermons?
>> Do you sit up for hours at night, just talking and laughing?
>
>No. What a waste of time! We keep busy! And you DARE call me lazy!
People can do that at the end of their day. It's part of being
friends.
>> No, you seem to have a really strange idea of what love is.
>
>It probably is strange to a pervert like you that wants a woman.
No, you have a strange idea of what love is compared to just
about everyone I know.
>Homosexuals can't fathom the dynamics between God fearing husbands
>and wives.
I saw it every day growing up with my parents. I see it now in
my straight friends.
> Thurgood isn't exactly my master - but he is the head of
>house hold here. You got all the wrong idea's about how husbands and
>wives are supposed to relate to each other.
If you want a relationship of unequals, that is your loss. I
just want to make sure you see what you have.
>> It is often considered a part of marriage...
>
>By who?
By just about everyone.
>It may seem that way now - but God is a pouring His Wrath out on her
>little by little.
Her diabetes is under better control now than it was when I
met her.
>> The Canaanites.
>
>How do you know that?
Religious scholars and archeologists.
>What exposure did the Holy Hebrew tribes have with these pagan temples?
The Hebrews moved into their land.
> Where did you learn about such places?
Books by religious scholars
>> All through the 17th and 18th Centuries (probably earlier as
>> well, but that time frame I know of) and all across Europe.
>
>Who told you that?
History books.
> How much real research have you done?
Quite a bit. I always thought the idea was fascinating. (Plus,
I found out it was done to one of my ancestors.)
> What accounts for this practice?
As I said before, people thought the left hand was evil. So
they forced kids who started to favor their left hand to learn to use
their right.
>> Right. But kids who were born left handed were forced to use
>> their right.
>
>If they can do it - what's the problem?
Well, for one, they don't have the muscular control with their
right hand that they have in their left. It makes doing things that
require fine muscle control (like writing) a lot harder.
>Why is it that some people was allowed to use their left hands?
That's just it. People weren't allowed to use their left
hands. Anyone who did start to favor their left hand was forced to use
their right instead.
>Then why does he hate Crown Princess Keesha?
Because she is a loon.
> She's an African American spiritual leader
No, she isn't. As I said before, none of the blacks I know
have ever heard of her.
>> And she has proof of this how?
>
>Her family tree.
Which can't be verified by anyone.
>It's making fun of several thousand African American religious leaders
>and their followers of all races.
Not when he isn't making fun of "several thousand," but
instead mocking just 2.
>> Some types of Wicca.
>
>WICCA?? That isn't a religion.
Yes, it is. It has more followers than your church.
>Then why don't you find one to marry and take care of you?
Because I want to marry the one I love. I don't love men. I
love Sage.
>> Lesbian. I'm not attracted to men. I thought I was,
>
>C-O-N-F-U-S-I-O-N.
No, just brainwashed by society for many years. Then I
realized the truth about myself.
>> but after allowing myself to be attracted to women,
>
>Was it that easy?
Not at all. It was one of the hardest things I ever did in my
life.
>Human lust vs. dog lust. That's sad.
What is sad is your sham marriage.
>> I have NEVER had sex with a dog.
>
>Did I say you had?
You keep talking about dog lust.
>> Oh, what else does screwing mean.
>
>Is that a question honey?
Yes, it was.
>> Yes, quite a lot. You, however, are obsessed with sex.
>
>I'm surrounded by it.
Only because you see sex where it doesn't exist. You flatter
yourself into thinking everyone around you wants to have sex with you.
>> It is possible to have love without sex and sex without love.
>
>So why don't you give up sex with that woman.
Why should I? Sex is an expression of our love. It isn't the
only expression, but it is one form of expression.
>> Not at all.
>
>It'll all come out eventually. They're deeply ashamed of your life
>style choices.
No, they aren't. My family adores Sage and think meeting her
was the best thing to ever happen to me.
>> I do not and will not have sex with dogs.
>
>Did you ever try?
Nope. Unlike you, I have a lover who can satisfy me
completely.
>> Some. Most are straight.
>
>Can you give me some percentages - just a rough one?
Roughly 85% of my friends are straight.
>> You are even so slimy and base as to talk about me having sex with dogs.
>
>People do it every day.
But I don't, no matter how many times you infer that I do.
>I'm a married woman with a baby and a home and I'm a FREAK on account
>of you give in to your impulsive (dog) lusts.
You infer that I have sex with dogs for no reason, so yes, you
are a freak.
>> I recently met 2 straight, married women who also consider
>> their dogs to be their kids. Do you think they are having sex with the
>> dogs?
>
>It's possible. Are they fat and ugly?
Not at all. One is actually painfully thin.
>> If you are looking for faithful couples (of any sexual
>> orientation), don't go to a pick-up bar.
>
>Or ANY gay bar.
No, you can find some couples in gay bars. More often in
lesbian bars, but even some gay male bars.
>> I can't think of any time when the conversation has turned to
>> sex.
>
>You also forget everything.
No, I don't. I remember the lies you tell.
>Which brand do you use?
Why do you care?
> Did you ask if you could help her put it on?
No, because I knew she was perfectly capable of putting it on
for herself. And I'm not into things like that.
>I've seen how lesbians act around used sanitary pads in public rest
>rooms
Yes, we take the old one off, wrap it in toilet paper, throw
it in the provided trash container (without doing anything else to
it), put on a new one, throw away the wrapper in the provided trash
container, and leave the stall.
>> No, I don't care what goes on in there, as long as all parties
>> are consenting. It isn't any of my business.
>
>So it doesn't bother you that so many queers get into the bare
>backing?
It bothers me and I do what I can to encourage people to
practice safer sex. But if they want to be that stupid, I can't force
them.
However, barebacking is safe when practice by monogamous
partners. (And those do exist.)
>Or the dope addicts that push dope to twenty somethings?
The topic was people's sexual habits. Do try to keep up.
>> Nothing. When I'm at work, I work.
>
>At recruiting straight people HUH?
No, my job. Something I know you don't understand.
>> I take a lunch break, but I go to lunch by myself.
>
>To cruise the streets HUH?
No, to eat. What most people do at lunchtime. Go somewhere,
order food, sit down and eat while reading the paper. Finish eating
the food, dump the trash, and go back to work.
>> I do my workouts after work at the gym in my apartment
>> complex. All I am trying to flatten is my stomach.
>
>That'll make your boobs stick out more.
<chuckle> I'm not sure anything will help my breasts.
>Just let your hair grow longer so you won't look so much
>like a man.
Even with my hair short, I didn't look like a man. I kept my
hair in a feminine style.
>> Not yet. I'll tell people eventually, but it isn't something I
>> announce. The topic hasn't come up, so I haven't had the chance to say
>> anything.
>
>Ashamed HUH?
No. As I said, the topic hasn't come up yet. I prefer to sound
people out before I drop a bombshell on them. I would much rather just
be able to talk about Sage, but society hasn't come far enough for
that to be possible (yet).
> They might be able to change your discharge status.
They can't. I have an honorable and that can't be taken away
from me.
Besides, even people who get discharged for being gay are
given an honorable discharge unless there are other circumstances that
lower the classification.
>But she's only a long distance lover that won't even shack up with
>you.
She is the love of my life, unlike that sperm donor you live
with in a master/slave relationship.
>> or run around making political statements (which are banned at my workplace).
>
>Well - homosexuals are supposed to be BANNED from the military.
No, they aren't. We are allowed to serve.
Why don't you learn what DADTDHDP actually says before you go
spouting more nonsense?
>> All you do is pop out more kids for other people to take care of.
>
>I've had ONE baby that I take real good care of.
And you are planning 13 more that you can't support without
help.
> It's somebody that BETRAYS
>her country or people in it. That's what you did by infiltrating the
>Navy as a practicing lesbian.
I didn't betray my country. I served honorably and continue to
serve honorably (as a civilian). Which is more than you do. Why don't
you join the military and see how honorably you do? I bet you wouldn't
even get through 1 day before you called Thurgood crying "They're
yelling at me and forcing me to exercise!"
>> Bull. Those teams are highly trained.
>
>They may be - but they goof off a lot too.
You don't know anything about those teams.
>> You'd be crying for someone to carry you because you can't do anything for
>> yourself.
>
>Asking for help is sure better than a goofing off HUH?
You'd know, since goofing off is all you do.
>> But that isn't what you said. You're words were "A lot of the
>> lezzy's drinks or cooks with menstrual blood." Nothing about getting a
>> taste by accident.
>
>Well - that's how it usually starts.
Ah, so now you are trying to change your story. It won't work.
We all know you got caught in a lie.
>He doesn't take drugs. He does sound research. It bothers you that
>he uncovers so much about lesbianism doesn't it? It is wicked.
He knows nothing about being gay. And I still think he is on
drugs.
>> As I said, give me the number that anyone can call from
>> anywhere.
>
>Ask Booger Picker to help you.
So there is no such number.
>We stop the pain eventually no matter what they say.
But start back again if they have yet to admit what you want
them to say...
> They sign up and pay top dollar for the privilege!
WOW! Your church runs an S&M dungeon! Although paying for sex
is illegal...
>> However, that wasn't the point of me quoting that. I was
>> proving you had lied again...
>> You told Bill "And we don't torture our friends until they
>> tell us what we want to hear, regardless of whether or not it's true."
>> However, a few weeks ago, you said ""We already know what's true
>> though - so we stop only when they admit the Truth."
>
>That isn't a contradiction. YOU re-read what I wrote.
I did. First you said you torture people until they say what
you want to hear. Then you said you don't torture people until they
say what you want to hear. That is a contradiction.
>> Your "job" is to recruit. I work for a living.
>
>So do hookers. What exactly do you do if you never recruit anybody?
I work for the federal government.
>> I want someone who is my friend and partner,
>
>So you got yourself two dogs!
I was talking about what I want in a life partner. Do try to
keep up.
>> Christ didn't put himself above others.
>
>What does John 14:6 say then?
Try reading Matthew 8:20 and Luke 9:58.
>> You haven't done anything to earn your place in society.
>
>So what do you think I should do?
Do an honest day's work.
>What's YOUR place in society - O lonesome lesbian?
Lonesome? You really do have memory problems, don't you? I'm
not lonesome.
I work hard, volunteer in my community, pay my taxes, and
vote.
>> If Thurgood ever casts you off, you have nothing to fall back on.
>
>What about my daddy? What about my Holy Church?
If Thurgood casts you off, especially if it's because you
can't produce the kids he wants, do you really think they will take
you back? They'll say you are cursed by God and will cast you out.
> What about all them other men that came around a wanting to marry me?
If you can no longer have kids, do you really think any of
them will want you? Besides, they've probably all found other brood
mares.
>> I know several who put you to shame in the area of
>> intelligence.
>
>They learn to fix cars and do stuff like that once they get here
They also become engineers and rocket scientists.
>but when they cross the border they don't know too much at all.
What you know isn't a matter of intelligence. Someone could
have an IQ of 160, but if they've never had the change to learn, they
will appear stupid.
>> You are thinking of Muslims, which is a religion, not a race.
>> "Arab" is a race.
>
>No - it's a linguistic group a comprising SEVERAL races.
Arabic is a language. Arab is a race.
> And not all Arabs is Moslems.
I know. You are the one who is confusing the two.
>> As soon as she tried, she would be impeached.
>
>By who?
As I have said many times, she would be impeached by Congress,
which the President does not have the power to disband.
>> And as I said, there is no way to destroy the government.
>
>She isn't a going destroy it.
She plans to destroy our Constitutional form of government.
>> Policies already exist to stop the very thing you are talking about.
>
>They will be overturned!
They won't be, because she won't have the power to do so.
Before she could issue the required documents, she would be impeached.
>What if God removed them?
If the entire USSC died in a natural disaster, there are
people already selected to serve in their place until more members (or
those selected people) can be confirmed.
>> Do you know how to do that? It isn't as simple as wrapping the
>> rods in a sheet, you know.
>
>I don't know how to do it - but some people in the Holy Church does.
I seriously doubt that. There is a lot of training involved to
be able to safely transport nuclear material.
>> Such prejudice...
>
>What good is there in Islam?
A lot. Have you ever read the Koran?
>That's partly right - but with you lesbians there's only dog lust.
With you, it is a master/slave relationship. You aren't
friends, you don't have common interests, and you don't communicate.
All you do is feed him and spread your legs for him.
>> I don't expect other people to take care of me.
>
>Who would want to?
Someone who loved me. But I don't EXPECT anyone to. You
expected to be taken care of.
>> I don't have kids that I can't support.
>
>I don't either.
If Thurgood told you today to get out, could you support
Buford without any help from anyone? (As I said above, I doubt your
father or your church would help you, especially if Thurgood said
there was something wrong with you.)
>> I don't sit around all day obsessing about what total strangers are doing in
>> the bedroom.
>
>I don't either
Apparently, you do, since you keep coming up with new things
to daydream about.
>> (I don't even obsess about what people I know do in the bedroom.)
>
>It might remind how empty your own bed room is HUH?
At least my bed is warm when Sage is in it. Your bed is cold
even with Thurgood.
>> I notice you neglected to comment on all the eggs you wasted
>> after you hit puberty. Didn't you hear them crying every month?
>
>Very little. They knew I would be a getting married real soon and
>they wouldn't all have to die.
But you "wasted" all those when you were a teenager. They
didn't have to die, either, but you let them. You could have saved so
many more of your eggs, but you chose to flush them down the toilet
instead.
Bard Kesnit
> Satan ROARED thru Booger Picking Blasphemer Bill Baker
> <wba...@postiniwini.spermcum.orgy> AGAIN in message
> news:<pan.2004.10.06....@postiniwini.spermcum.orgy>...
Wow, you're really obsessed with having sex with me, aren't you?
>> What real ugly words would those be, Mother F*cker?
>
> Don't tell me YOU got the brain leakage too! Maybe that's what the
> Lord's a smiting old Bard with instead of dry bone disease. All of her
> memory's is a seeping out a little crack in her skull. There could be a
> vampire tick up there a sucking them out one by one. Anyways - you know
> which words are ugly and which one's ain't. NASCAR fined Dale Earnhardt
> Jr. for a saying just one ugly word t'other day. They oughta do
> something to you too.
NASCAR is welcome to try to fine me. It won't work, though.
>> They don't - unless you are deluded or insane.
>
> No. Lesbians got an aversion to men that equates with hate. Open your
> eyes and you can see!
I've opened my eyes to the fact that you change the definitions of words
to suit your agenda.
>> Who cares what you think your sky pixie intends?
>
> God Almighty ain't no sky pixie - and when He judges you and hurls you
> into the Putrid Pit of hell for ALLLL of your blasphemy you'll realize
> that.
I'm not worried.
>> She gets special care and guidance from Sage.
>
> That ain't care - that's dog lust! That's profane and sinful.
No more profane and sinful than your relationship with Thurgood.
>> Sure, sure.
>
> They don't. I'm sexually pure. You perverts just can't imagine the
> idea of sexual purity.
I don't even want to imagine YOUR idea of "sexual purity."
>> You keep telling yourself that. Maybe you'll actually convince
>> yourself of it.
>
> What's abnormal about my sex life? Nothing! I got married. I love my
> husband. I'm a having his baby's. We couldn't be happier.
You keep telling yourself that.
>> No, but you're cruel for insisting that she have as many children as
>> she can when she obviously doesn't want any.
>
> I only said she should have two. Even one would be better than zero. Do
> you have any kids Booger Picker - or is that a secret?
I will not share my personal life with a troll like you, Max.
>> It's a mind-control cult.
>
> No it ain't. It's God's One TRUE Church of Holy Assurance!
That's what I said - a mind-control cult.
>> HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>
> It's True. WE got the original Holy Grail.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
>> Sure, sure.
>
> There ain't no compound. That's one of YOUR delusions. Why do you
> fantasize about my holy purity so much? You must spend all day a
> thinking of ways to smear it.
Nah, you do a very good job of that on your own.
>> In other words, you live in your cult's compound.
>
> No - I live in a nice house. I just shun my sinful neighbors. We only
> got two queers on the whole block now.
So they actually let you live off the compound, eh?
>> And you are NOBODY to tell us how to live as well.
>
> I'm one of God's Special Representative on earth. A telling me no is
> just like a telling God no. A calling me ugly names is like a
> blaspheming the Holy Ghost.
I will tell you no all I want, Mother Fucker.
>> Actually, she'll probably be happier with her life than if she didn't
>> join your mind-control cult.
>
> Cult? What cult? The Lord's Original Church AIN'T no cult. And what's
> wrong with a controlling your mind? What's the point of a letting it
> run wild?
So you admit it's a mind-control cult.
>> Not for a straight woman, no. But certainly for a lesbian.
>
> No. Queer sex can't satisfy nobody. God made it that way. It gives
> cheap thrills but no real pleasure.
God made queer sex, eh? Well that may be true, but it does indeed give
real pleasure.
>> It's good that you're finally admitting that.
>
> Don't abuse it. That doesn't mean you can sin your whole life away. You
> still got responsibility's to other people and to God Almighty.
It also means that your "reality" is not ours.
>> Ah, yes. M-* drags out the old "Argument from Persecution (II):"
>>
>> 1. Jesus said that people would make fun of Christians.
>
> Those weren't His exact Words.
>
>> 2. I am an idiot.
>
> You may be - I ain't!
You may not say those exact words, but you do say it in every one of your
posts.
>> 3. People often point that out.
>
> Only wicked people even suggest that. People that know me know I'm real
> smart.
See? You're proving my point.
>> 4. Therefore, God exists.
>
> He does - but not for none of them reasons.
I could just have easily written, "4. Therefore, I'm right." The argument
is just as fallacious either way.
>> I, for one, don't want you on our side. You're too much fun this way.
>
> You ain't supposed to laugh at Holy People nor Holy Things. I may
> preach somewheres else
If you do, try the exchristian.net forum. It's full of people that have
fallen away from Christianity, and they welcome people like you there.
> - or ask somebody else to preach to you that you won't wanna laugh at.
Impossible. I will laugh at anybody from your cult that comes here.
> Did you laugh at Brother Buck? He's a ex queer.
He's a little more sane than you are, but yes, I did.
>> Yeah, we've heard your lies and delusions before. Remember - there are
>> always three sides to every story: Your story, the other persons
>
> No apostrophe? You hypocrite!
I'm just trying to make up for your overuse of apostrophes.
>> story, and the truth.
>
> My story is ALWAYS the Truth. Every word of that account was true.
Sorry, Max, but I don't believe you.
>> Then why don't they?
>
> They do. You just got to be where they are.
Why can't they come to this forum and tell us? Is it too difficult to
maintain two personalities at once, Max?
>> Project much?
>
> Not one bit.
All the time, obviously.
>> No, that's what Bard says. She probably doesn't have a copy of your
>> imaginary agenda.
>
> I'm sure she's got a copy of the queer agenda - which sure ain't
> imaginary.
It is imaginary.
>> Which means not at all.
>
> Lesbian sex is always frustrating.
How many times have you had lesbian sex? Maybe you just didn't have the
right partner.
> There's limits to what they can do. And if they don't use gadgets
> there's even less they can do. They don't have real orgasms - just a
> buncha little tremors.
That's not what I've heard.
>> We'll wait. And wait...and wait...and wait...
>
> I think it's probable that old Sage Bush finally found a man.
I'd say it's highly unlikely.
>> No, but it certainly bugs you that I shine the light of truth on your
>> lies.
>
> Lies? What lies? I don't never lie. You obviously don't know what a
> lie is. I am the TRUTH!
Truth? What truth? You never tell the truth. You obviously don't know
what the truth is. You are a LIAR!
>> Actually, you're the one in denial about your lies, and don't you deny
>> it!
>
> I won't. I ain't in denial about nothing. I don't never lie neither.
So you're in denial about being in denial?
>> Too bad. Normal people marry out of love.
>
> That comes later in traditional marriages. Marriages based on
> infatuation usually end in divorce.
I didn't say infatuation. I said love. And real marriages are based on
love.
>> In your opinion.
>
> In God's eyes. Hell is FULL of queers.
Prove it.
> Can't you hear their souls a crying out in agony?
No. Besides, I thought you said that they get bodies after they die? If
all they are are souls, then how can they feel physical pain?
> I sure can. Their a weeping and a wailing wafts thru space all the way
> from Venus.
Impossible. You have to have air to carry sound. That's why astronauts
need radio equipment to speak to each other.
>> And you have the nerve to call me prejudiced against blacks? You're
>> more prejudiced than a KKK member!
>
> No I ain't. I don't wanna see neither old Bard nor old Sage Bush
> suffer. Lesbians usually beat up on each other after they start a
> shacking up.
Not in my experience.
>> If that's what you want to do with your life, fine.
>
> Thank you for your permission pervert. You know I was a waiting for it.
I know. That's why I gave it to you.
>> Just don't expect to be able to recruit us into that lifestyle.
>
> I ain't. I'm a trying to save them that can be saved - which doesn't
> include you unfortunately. You're DAMNED!
In other words, you're recruiting people into your lifestyle.
>> In your opinion.
>
> And in God's too.
In your opinion.
>> Liar.
>
> Not me!
Yes, you.
>> The dominatrix Mistress Morgana was never Sister Sunshine.
>
> Did I say she was?
Yes.
MF] Sister Sunshine became a dominatrix name of Mistress Morgana Moonglow.
> I said Sunshine run away from Thurgood and reappeared as Mistress
> Morgana Moonglow. She got AIDS too.
No she didn't, liar.
>> She told me herself.
>
> Who did? Sunshine or some other Morgana Moonglow? Would you believe a
> whore over a Woman of God? That sure figures.
I believe her over you, since you're a documented liar.
>> And she doesn't know of any other Morganas who are in the Bay area.
>
> Maybe she needs to crawl of her cubby hole and meet some decent people
> for a change. Mistress Morgana Moonglow may have left Greater Gomorrah
> and went to Lost Angeles.
If that's true, why did you write "Please help us STOP Mistress Morgana
Monnglow's [sic] Campaign to Defame God's One True Church" on September 9?
Is she defaming you from Los Angeles?
>> Admit it, you're all the same person
>
> As Sunshine? No way! What ignorance!
Yes, you are ignorant. I agree.
>> and you invented all these personalities yourself. Right,
>> Norman/Bernadette/Rufus/Sunshine/Thurgood/Lurlean? Or should I say
>> Max?
>
> Say what ever you want.
I always do, Max.
> My name is Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker and I am only my self. Do you
> honestly think one person dreamed up all of them people AND me?
> Wouldn't that take a lot of time and energy?
That doesn't mean it can't be done.
> And why is it that Max - who worked for Mother Holiness more than five
> years ago - used to post in favor of Godless atheism and against Holy
> Circumcision - and then suddenly disappeared?
Yeah, then he reappeared as all the personalities you post under.
> He wasn't never no member of our Holy Church. He was a white Jew before
> he lost his religion. Some says he's even queer. I ain't NOTHING like
> that -a nd neither is my husband. I know that Rufus and Burn-a-dyke
> Strange were real people.
Of course they were, Max. All you.
> So was Sunshine. Thurgood was married to her.
>
>> Prove it, Max.
>
> I ain't Max. If you want answers from me you call me my name - and
> spell it right too!
Whatever you say, Max.
>> Out maid??? Does that mean she's a lesbian?
>
> No way. We'd fire her if she turned that way. I meant OUR maid.
>
>> <snip>
>
> How dare you!
Try and stop me.
>> That's not the government policy.
>
> Says who? I looked it up just yesterday.
No you didn't, because it's not the government policy.
>> No it wasn't. It was for anybody who wanted to join.
>
> Homo's need not apply. When they come out they get threw out - and
> rightly so. They're only in there to recruit and corrupt the service
> anyways.
They don't get thrown out if they don't reveal their sexual orientation to
their superiors.
>> Your paranoia is showing, Max.
>
> Tell him if that's what you think.
I just did, Max.
> He used to work at CRL Network Services. I'm Mother Fucker.
> F-U-C-K-E-R!!!
Yeah, whatever, Max.
>> You're almost never right.
>
> No - I'm hardly ever wrong - specially about queer issue's.
You're almost always wrong - especially about queer issues.
>> No, it's for the exact reason that Bard said.
>
> No it ain't.
Yes it is.
> It's on account of they can't be trusted. Decent straight people don't
> wanna take showers or live in closer quarters with lustful perverts that
> only wants to recruit them or screw them. And homo sexuals THRIVE on
> lust.
Bullshit.
>> Good thing you don't make the military policy, Max.
>
> Go tell him that.
I just did, Max.
>> She told you that she thought she was bisexual before that. Do you
>> know what that means, liar?
>
> It means she was as confused then as she is now!
No, it means she was confused then, and now she's not.
>> Too bad you've never cured anyone from here.
>
> From where?
This newsgroup.
> Doesn't nobody know where you are. Could it be Hell, Michigan?
If that's what you want to think. I have been there before.
>> You're so deluded, Max.
>
> I ain't neither.
Yes you are.
>> But you have no authority, other than your own, to tell anyone they're
>> going to the Magical Being's flaming torture chamber.
>
> Jesus is Lord and He PUNISHES sinners in eternal hell fire!
Now we come to the "Argument from intimidation":
1. See this bonfire?
2. Therefore, God exists.
>> Sounds like Bard isn't into any of that.
>
> I think she is. Just imagine the degrading positions she must get in to
> to lick and finger that woman. She also mentioned something about a
> playing with herself while she licks and sucks on her partner in SIN.
> That's sick - and it ain't even reciprocal. That can't be love - it's
> only DOGGG lust!
Nope.
>> Sorry, Max, but it does.
>
> Go tell him.
I just did, Max.
> I know better. Maybe you'll convince a Godless atheist that thinks
> foreskins is fine.
At least atheists are more reasonable than Christians.
>> Especially among you cultists, HUH?
>
> I ain't no cultist neither. Do you even know who you're a talking to?
> You must be confused like old Bard.
I know exactly who I'm talking to, Max.
>> No, she always was a lesbian.
>
> No. The devil turned her queer!
In your opinion.
>> God never cursed her with diabetes, because God doesn't curse people,
>> despite what your book of myths and fairy tales that you call the Bible
>> says.
>
> I know better. God cursed old Sage Bush with diabetes on account of her
> bitterness. She must sweeten her disposition - and give up all of the
> filthy lesbian sex.
You know nothing.
>> She didn't lie. She honestly thought she was bisexual and intended to
>> marry him.
>
> Even a bi sexual shouldn't do that. She lied to old Steve. I don't
> think she ever loved him.
Maybe, maybe not. But her intent was to marry him.
>> No, she followed proper military procedure.
>
> No way! Queers ain't welcome in the military.
Of course they are. As long as they don't come out and say they are.
>> So what? As long as they love each other (and I'm sure they do) that's
>> all that matters.
>
> Lesbians can't never love. They practice profane dog lust.
Sorry, Max, but they do love.
>> Who are you to speak for most people, Max?
>
> Ask him if you want his opinion.
I just did.
> I speak for Almighty God!
In your opinion.
>> Maybe you should get the hole in your head plugged that the lies fall
>> out of and type themselves on your keyboard.
>
> I don't got no hole in my head.
You don't have any eyes, a nose, a mouth or ears? I'm surprised you
haven't suffocated or starved by now.
> I also don't never lie. I'm pure.
Well, those lies have to fall out of somewhere.
>> Sure you are, Max. Sure you are.
>
> I ain't Max. And I co own my home with Thurgood. We got a mortgage
> still yet - but the house is ours.
More likely, you live in your mother's basement, Max.
>> Better that than a lazy cult member.
>
> I ain't neither lazy nor no cult member. I work hard and worship in
> God's TRUE Church!
That's what I said - a lazy cult member.
>> You were standing on top of her head?
>
> No. It's too pointy up there to support me.
Your pointy head won't allow you to be supported, eh?
>> Nope. Wrong again.
>
> No - I'm right. Lesbians can't love each other. They feel lust -
> frustrating DOG lust!
Nope. Wrong again.
>> I wonder when Thurgood is going to start smacking you around.
>
> If he does - I can smack back even harder. But he didn't never beat on
> neither of his other wives. Lesbians is typically violent with each
> other. Decent Christians ain't.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is that why most violent relationships are in Christian
homes?
>> Sorry, but reality is subjective. You said so yourself.
>
> Some basic truths shine thru all subjectivity though. That's one of
> them.
Can you prove that? Have you observed ALL lesbian relationships in the
entire world?
>> She never said that her relationship would be abusive.
>
> I know - I did. That was a prophecy.
That makes you a false prophet.
>> Learn to read.
>
> I did.
When? Just now? Well good for you!
> Now send me money!
Sue me.
>> And some lesbians seek out a partner that they can share their life
>> with.
>
> Most of them is vampires and they like to prey on people. Some of
> them's even cannibals.
Prove it.
>> No, it means that you've convinced us to have no part in the kind of
>> life you live.
>
> Your loss! Hell is HOT!
At least all of my friends will be there.
>> Actually, those kind of marriages normally SUCCEED.
>
> No they don't. They get ruined by adultery and divorced.
Not the ones I've observed.
>> <snip>
>
> My Word is Gospel. God will punish you for a snipping my holy words.
So what? You said there's nothing that can save me from the "crack of
doom," so why shouldn't I do whatever I please?
>> So you have to walk the old geezer everywhere?
>
> Did I say that? NO!!! YOU learn to read you bum! Go clean out your
> smegma while you're at it smeg head.
It was implied.
>> Well, you'd better get used to it. In a few years you'll have to go to
>> the bathroom for him, too.
>
> You forget - DUH! - God heals us of all afflications.
Too bad God doesn't heal you of all afflictions, though.
> He'll get raptured up into heaven.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
>> It doesn't sound like it, Max.
>
> Tell him if you think he cares. He's foreign too.
I just did, Max.
>> You seem to have the idea that the way your marriage is is the only way
>> a marriage can work. You couldn't be more wrong.
>
> It ain't the only way - but other ways are similar.
Like I said, you couldn't be more wrong.
>> By nearly everybody except for your cult.
>
> Cult? What do you mean cult? I ain't in no queer cult. Maybe you are.
Nope. You're the one in a cult.
>> She's already happy. If she had a husband that would make her unhappy
>> because she's a LESBIAN.
>
> We can fix that - real easy.
No you can't.
>> And all you know is your cult's agenda of torturing people into giving
>> you more and more money.
>
> We don't never do that. People willingly gives us money all the time!
Yeah, after a little "light torture."
>> Obviously a lot, since they slaughtered all the Canaanites and stole
>> their land in the name of "God."
>
> That ain't the whole story.
But it's the major part of it.
>> There have been plenty of asteroids "hurled" at the Earth. Haven't you
>> ever seen a meteor shower? Therefore, she won't rule this country at
>> all by your argument.
>
> Meteor showers are caused by the remnants of comets. Asteroids are
> bigger and they do damage when they hit.
Not necessarily. An asteroid doesn't have to be big.
>> Superstitious people thought that the left hand was evil. Just like
>> superstitious people think that homosexuality is evil now.
>
> Where did you learn that?
It's an historical fact.
> That ain't the reason most left handed people was taught to use their
> right hand.
It was the original reason.
> And anyway - that issue ain't in the Holy Bible and ain't pertinent to
> this discussion. Homo sexuality is unnatural lust - not a matter of
> hand usage.
It's as normal as hand usage.
>> They are more comfortable using their left hand. Just like homosexuals
>> are more comfortable with members of the same sex.
>
> Homo sexuals are MOST comfortable a screwing around and a spreading
> diseases.
Not all of them. Not even a majority.
> Does that mean we should give them our children - or let them recruit in
> our schools? I don't think so!
You're confusing pedophiles with homosexuals. I'm talking about the ones
who seek out relationships with other adults.
>> Like I told you, people were superstitious about the left hand.
>
> Who was - and when? Where was this mentioned?
Most people, up to a few centuries ago.
>> Yes, you are confused, aren't you?
>
> No- old Bard is!
Sounds like you're the one who's confused.
>> I don't hate her. I just can't understand her when she writes.
>
> Have you tried?
Yes. I got a headache trying.
> Did you read any of them Ebonical dictionary's she told you about?
I wasn't aware she told me about such a dictionary. Is that what she uses
to post?
>> So what?
>
> She's more qualified to ead
ead???
> than he is. She will be our Black Queen eventually.
Hahaha. You're funny.
>> Which is a lie, since Solomon never existed.
>
> What makes you think that? They found the ruins of his temple over in
> the Holy Land.
No they didn't, because he never existed. No record of him outside the
Bible exists.
>> I've been to some, and I find it boring.
>
> That's on account of you're a Godless racist.
No, it's because I find it boring.
>> But then again, you're deluded.
>
> No I ain't.
Yes you are.
>> That doesn't mean that Wicca isn't a religion. If people practice it
>> religiously, it's a religion.
>
> No. It's devil worship.
So who said devil worship isn't a religion? It is.
> Do you believe there's witch cults? Do you go out and criticize them
> the way you criticize the Lord's TRUE Holy Church (ours)?
I only criticize people who try to convert me to their religion by force.
>> No she doesn't. You have no idea what you're talking about.
>
> Yes I do. I know what she needs to find TRUE fulfillment - a loving
> husband. And his baby's.
She's probably already fulfilled. She definitely doesn't need you to tell
her what she needs.
>> Obviously you have a very different definition of hate than of anybody
>> else in the whole world. See? You do twist things to fit your narrow
>> world view.
>
> No I don't.
Yes you do. You changed the meaning of the word "hate" to suit your
agenda.
>> C-U-L-T-I-S-T.
>
> She said she was confused about what she wanted sexually.
Was. In the past. Not anymore.
> That ain't got NOTHING to do with our Holy Church. Her confusion is the
> work of the devil! I can cast the demons out of her and that will stop
> the lesbian desires for good.
Impossible, because there are no such things as demons.
>> It probably was easy, since she's a lesbian.
>
> Satan filled her head with wicked idea's - just like he takes you over
> and speaks blasphemy's thru your foul mouth.
No, the mythical talking snake had nothing to do with either of us.
>> In your opinion.
>
> And in TRUTH too.
No, only in your opinion.
>> Why do you care? As long as Bard trusts her, that's all that matters.
>
> What matters is the truth. Since queer sex is so frustrating it's
> expected that old Sage Bush will cheat. I hope it's with a man. That
> will teach Bard the lesson she's been a refusing to learn.
Queer sex is not frustrating.
>> No such frustrations exist for lesbians.
>
> They certainly do. Lesbians don't get nothing out of all that licking
> and finger poking.
How do you know? Maybe you just never had the right woman.
>> Too bad you lack comprehension or you'd know that.
>
> It's my job to edify that wayward girl before she falls into the deepest
> pit of hell.
She's edified enough.
>> And that you obviously do in this forum, Max.
>
> I ain't Max. When I come here I preach the Gospel. That ain't no waste
> of time.
It is when nobody listens to you.
>> Only because you wish you were.
>
> A dyke? No way. I kicked her face! Them vampires need to keep their
> lust to theirself. Why couldn't she find some other dyke to fool around
> with at work?
I don't believe that. I think YOU felt lust for her and took it out on
her.
>> Too bad science doesn't agree with you.
>
> Science is just a buncha theory's mostly. If you want facts - go to the
> Holy Bible.
Facts??? In the Bible???? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>> Good, because Bard's relationship isn't, either.
>
> Yes - lesbian desire is all dog lust.
No they aren't.
>> God already approves of her relationship.
>
> No He doesn't! It's unnatural and ABOMINABLE in God's sight. The WRATH
> is a coming down!
*Yawn*
>> You've never met them, so you have no idea how they feel.
>
> God revealed the Truth to me.
Oh? Just like he "revealed" the "truth" of my orgy going to you? I'll
bet that stung, HUH?
>> They're addicted to graffiti?
>
> No - chocolate. A choloholic would want Mexican smegma.
So make up your mind - you just said they were "choloholics," but then you
said they were addicted to chocolate.
>> Except when you lie, which is most of the time.
>
> Which ain't NEVER. I told you I AM the Truth!
Sorry, but I know you're a documented liar.
>> You haven't shown otherwise.
>
> You homo's live for sex - so that's the issue I address around here.
In other words, you bring up sex because you think we love it. You tease
you! You're trying to turn us on, aren't you?
>> Are you inviting her to?
>
> No. She first said she didn't drink blood - but then her leaky brain
> kicked in and she remembered she'd at least tasted a little. If I keep
> a prodding her - even more of her long lost memory's will come back. She
> may even remember the vampire orgy's in the woods.
Which only happened in your fevered imagination.
>> Nothing makes her evil, because she is not evil.
>
> All lesbians are evil. Their life style is a sin.
There's no such thing as sin.
>> But Bard doesn't.
>
> She ain't answered that question yet. Didn't she say she touched her
> dogs private parts? That's a start.
She told you before that she's never had sex with her dogs.
>> You are entitled to your OPINION.
>
> Thank you Booger Picker. All along I thought you might say I wasn't.
> Then what would I do?
Happy to be of service.
>> Thank you for admitting it. That would make a good sigfile.
>
> There was a question mark there that YOU deleted you scum bag!
Please show me where the question mark was:
MF] I'm a married woman with a baby and a home and I'm a FREAK on account
MF] of you give in to your impulsive (dog) lusts.
>> <snip>
>
> The Gospel? You'll burn.
So what? I'm going to burn anyway, according to you. Why not have fun
while I can?
>> Sure you did. Just above you sang, "Nah nah nah nah NAH nah."
>
> That's a different song - and I sung that just yesterday.
Thank you for proving my point.
>> And I bet you sound like a screeching harpy when you sing.
>
> You lose. I don't. Pay up!
So now you like gambling?
>> In your opinion only.
>
> No - in God's sight. Homo sexuality is sin.
In your opinion only.
>> Now you're catching on.
>
> You were in a gay bar. What does that say about you?
That I was in a gay bar.
>> Sorry, but you're the one who's confused.
>
> No I ain't. I challenge any of you to find the temples or the
> prostitution. You won't.
That's right, because the Hebrews destroyed them all.
>> At least she only speaks about things she knows about - unlike YOU.
>
> That sure limits what she can say HUH?
At least she limits what she says. You, on the other hand, say whatever
stupid things come to your pea brain.
>> What does it matter?
>
> Some kinds tickle more than others.
So?
>> Can't you read? She said she gave her the pad and that was the end of
>> that discussion.
>
> I'm a trying to dredge up old Bard's repressed memory's.
She has none. She's already told you that.
>> Or you imagine you've seen how lesbians act.
>
> I've seen them fish used pads out of the disposal and sniff them.
> Sometimes they even take them home and use the blood in their spells.
> Some of them uses them to make menstrual tea too.
Bearing false witness again, I see.
>> Why should she? People are free to make their own decisions, no matter
>> how dumb those decisions might be.
>
> Even if hard working wage earners like me have to foot the bill?
Please. You're not "hard working."
>> You just can't let go of your hateful little prejudices, can you?
>
> I ain't got none. Do you know what queers does at work?
I do. I work with some.
>> More hateful prejudices, I see.
>
> No - more REVELATIONS!
That's what I said - more hateful prejudices.
>> Too bad no man will ever have her.
>
> Don't be so sure. I pray for her redemption EVERY day!
I am sure. She's a lesbian. She doesn't want a man.
>> So you don't like it when gays are "out and proud and in your face,"
>> but then you accuse them of being ashamed when they're not? You can't
>> have your cake and eat it, too.
>
> I'm just a trying to figure her out.
There's nothing to figure out. She's a lesbian, and she's obviously
comfortable with that.
>> She never said she wouldn't.
>
> How do you know?
Because Bard never said she wouldn't.
> Did you meet them? Were you all in a three way already? That must be
> where the bi sexuality comes in.
More fantasies about us, I see.
>> Dodn't???
>
> Didn't. I told you all I got a baby on my lap when I'm a preaching.
> Sometimes I'm even a feeding him.
I'm surprised. I thought your "out maid" would be taking care of him.
>> Homosexuals are not banned from the military.
>
> Go read the manual again. Was you in the military?
I know the policy. Homosexuals are not banned from the military. They
never were. It's just that before DADT, they were forced to lie about it.
>> Sorry, but you'll have to ask someone who is gullible.
>
> I want people that's faithful - not gullible.
Sorry, but if you have one you have the other. Automatically.
>> No, you don't care about the child. All you care about is popping out
>> more and more children until your uterus falls out.
>
> That ain't true. I take good care of my baby. He's happy and healthy.
> They stay that way if you get them circumcised and immunized on time.
> You'd be healthier too if you got your foreskin trimmed.
I am healthy. All you care about is having more and more children.
>> Sorry, Max, I don't believe your prayers protect us from your sky
>> pixie.
>
> I ain't Max - and the Lord God ain't no sky pixie. You'll find out - in
> hell!
Whatever, Max.
>> No, that's what YOUR dirty mind thinks.
>
> My mind is clean and pure.
Not from what I've seen here.
>> So you think that homosexuals should not be allowed to hold down jobs?
>
> They should work in cleansing camps or prisons 'til they get cured.
Well then, they'd be working there forever, since there is no cure.
>> Nope.
>
> YEP! What I say goes.
Nope. Not as far as I'm concerned.
>> Probably more complicated than yours, since the only education you have
>> is from the backwoods of Mississippi and a college degree that's worth
>> less than something you'd find in a Cracker Jack box.
>
> Is that why the Holy Church pays me more than $60,000 a year to preach?
> It's cause I'm so persuasive!
Ah, so that's it. The "Argument from American Evangelism":
1. Telling people that God exists makes me filthy rich.
2. Therefore, God exists.
>> To-may-to, to-mah-to.
>
> I already told you about that veggy. Did you ever eat stewed tomato's?
And I already told you what I mean by it.
>> "God" does no such thing.
>
> Yes He does. He let them attack us on September 11. The way to protect
> this country against terrorism is thru prayer and obedience to God's
> Laws. Leave the gay bars and sex clubs open and we're in danger!
Sounds like you share the same opinions as those idiots Falwell and
Robertson.
>> And you would know this how? How many of those teams have YOU been a
>> part of?
>
> None. I work hard on my job. People like Bard goofs off and/or just
> recruits at work.
Bard has told you that she works hard at her job. She doesn't goof off or
recruit.
>> From what it sounds like, you wouldn't be able to handle being as busy
>> as they are.
>
> Ain't nobody ever flew no planes into our Holy Church.
Why would anybody fly a plane into a P.O. Box?
>> Who? I couldn't find anything on such a person. Are you sure you're
>> not hallucinating again?
>
> No. Try a looking under Steve Kroft. He revealed the truth about them
> phony anti-terrorism groups. They're just George Bush's goons.
Maybe some of them didn't do their job, but it sounds like Bard isn't one
of them.
>> So then straight men must also drink and cook with menstrual blood,
>> HUH?
>
> I'm sure a few of them does - such as the warlocks.
You're silly.
>> We know plenty that isn't on your fake document.
>
> It's real. Your name is on it.
Liar.
>> He does absolutely no research. He, like you, either goes by what
>> other people feed him or makes stuff up in his little pointy head. It
>> bothers you that I shine the light of truth on your lies, doesn't it?
>
> Brother Jack teaches the Full Gospel Truth thru his tract ministry.
Buck doesn't seem to think so.
>> You're the one who's confused.
>
> Then help her dial that number so she can HEAR some real preaching.
I thought you didn't want me calling you? Didn't you say that you think
that I'm the one calling you late at night?
>> In other words, they're just as deluded and brainwashed as you are.
>
> They ain't neither one! They sign up to be purged and cleansed thru
> light pain and mild torture.
Ah, so you're running an S&M club! I knew it!
>> Sounds like a contradiction to me. If you're speaking in code and we
>> don't understand you, that's your problem.
>
> You're just prejudiced and hate filled.
Because I don't understand the code you're speaking in?
>> So you're dizzy now?
>
> No - old Bard is. The lesbianism does that to people.
No, cult brainwashing does that to people. Of course, you know that first
hand, HUH?
>> Yeah, I love talking to you because I find you very entertaining. You
>> also help strengthen my convictions over leaving Christianity.
>
> You'll pay the ultimate price. You better stop a calling me names or
> I'll send somebody else over here. I'm over due for another vacation as
> it is.
Oh no, please don't throw me into that briar patch!
>> No, she got Sage.
>
> That's her long distance fellow sinner. And she's got somebody else
> too.
Prove it.
>> If you're deluded enough to think that.
>
> I ain't deluded about nothing.
You're deluded about just about everything.
>> Such vanity and pride!
>
> Such TRUTH and INSIGHT!
Only if you define truth and insight as vanity and pride.
>> Yeah, it must be hard recruiting for your cult when the majority of the
>> people think you're insane.
>
> Cult? Is that your favorite word? I ain't involved in no cult.
It's my favorite word to describe a cult.
>> If you don't act like it, then you must really be ignorant.
>
> I ain't ignorant. I'm a highly educated Bible Student. I also know
> Jesus personally.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
>> Something similar to what Horus, Osiris, Attis, Marduk and several
>> other pre-Christian savior gods who lived lives almost identical to
>> that of Jesus said?
>
> Not at all.
Actually, yes.
> Those are all false gods.
Prove it.
> Jesus lives!
Prove it.
> Can't none of them save you. Jesus WON'T save you now that you
> blasphemed Him. Soon you'll have to BURN!
If I'm wrong, I will burn happily.
>> And kick them in the butt.
>
> Only if they get fresh with me.
Whatever happened to turning the other cheek?
>> A lot better than yours, in my opinion.
>
> That's worth about one drop of water.
That's one more drop of water than your is worth.
>> They would be helping you commit adultery if you married someone else
>> besides Thurgood.
>
> If he put me away I'd be divorced and free to marry again.
Not according to the Bible. Jesus said that anyone who divorces and
remarries commits adultery.
> That won't never happen though on account of Thurgood loves me so much!
Yes, I'm sure your puppets love each other, Max.
>> So are you saying that you would move in with lesbians?
>
> No way! I'm just a saying there's people that wants to take young
> people in. Even if Thurgood died tomorrow I'd have several places I
> could stay.
Not if he said that God had cursed you for something. Then your cult and
your family would shun you.
>> Some learn to do much more than that.
>
> I guess some of them can fix TVs too - but not too much.
And some are engineers and rocket scientists, like Bard said.
>> Others have more knowledge than that before they come here.
>
> Then why do they come here? The one's you see out here can't feed a
> parking meter. They just dribble smegma all over the place.
They come here for the better opportunities.
>> More racist remarks noted.
>
> Not from me. I love all people. I reach out to Mexicans - and give
> them one way bus tickets back to Guadalajara.
Most people can do without your kind of "love."
>> More racist remarks noted.
>
> No. That's the truth. Arab = trouble. Just look at Dearborn. It's a
> crawling with them.
More racist remarks noted.
>> More racist remarks noted.
>
> That ain't racist. They ruin neighborhoods.
No they don't. More racist remarks noted.
>> Sorry, but your imaginary sky pixie won't stop her from being
>> impeached.
>
> God ain't no sky pixie and He will put Mother Holiness on an Ebony
> Throne Studded with Obsidian.
You keep imagining that.
>> You said she was going to set up a theocracy and replace the
>> Constitution with the Bible. That's destroying the government.
>
> No - that's a PURIFYING the government.
By DESTROYING it.
>> I already told you that I will send you $1,000 if Mother Hickey ever
>> gets on the presidential ballot.
>
> She's on it in Florida.
Prove it.
>> No, they will most likely replace them.
>
> No - they will praise the Lord and serve Our Holy Black Queen. So will
> you!
No I won't. I'll refuse. I'd rather die than serve that old harpy.
>> In your deluded mind, maybe.
>
> No. In your wayward flesh.
Yep - you're deluded.
>> And what qualifications does he have? None, I'll bet.
>
> I don't know. But he's got a Ph.D. He knows all about such things -
> and the Holy Bible too!
A Ph.D. won't help him.
>> Well that's one good thing about it.
>
> No it ain't. That's evil.
In your opinion.
> Why don't you join the Moslems if you think they're so great.
Just because I found one good thing about it doesn't mean I want to join
them.
>> Wrong again.
>
> No. That's what lesbians feel - DOGGG lust.
No it isn't.
>> She is more virtuous than you are.
>
> Oh please! She sins day and night! I am pure!!
In your imagination.
>> Uh huh. Back in the Mississippi backwoods where people are ignorant
>> and half-blind, probably.
>
> No - where they're good people. Even out here people want me - even the
> dykes.
In your imagination.
>> You have yet to prove that, Max.
>
> I ain't Max. You'd just rather deal with a man so's you can indulge
> your lusts.
Whatever you say, Max.
> Are you into white Jews? If he's from Russia or one of them Eastern
> bloc country's - he may still have his foreskin even though he's still a
> white Jew.
You would know, Max.
> That turns you on HUH?
Are you coming on to me now?
>> If she's in it, it's not empty.
>
> She's the only one in it though - except for them nasty dogs.
So what?
>> Same thing when you think your imaginary sky pixie is real. Or when
>> you think that the Bible is scientifically acurate.
>
> God is real and He will DESTROY you!
Then I'd better have as much fun as I can right now!
>> Because she doesn't want kids.
>
> She needs then anyways.
No she doesn't.
>> Yep - you're insane.
>
> No I ain't. You're the one that doesn't even know who I am. You're
> just as confused as old Bard.
No, you're the confused and insane one, Max.
> No prayers for scum bags -
>
> Reverend Mother Fucker
> (FUCKER!)
> (FUCKER!)
> The Lord's Little Liar
--
Funny Sister Lurlean quote #76:
"They just elected a uncut ex Nazi as governor of California. I'm afraid he's
gonna come down here and GROPE me." --Lurlean demonstrates her paranoid
delusions.
>Bill Baker <wba...@postiniwini.spermcum.orgy> said in message
>news:<pan.2004.10.06....@postiniwini.spermcum.orgy>...
>
>Maybe that's what the
>Lord's smiting Bard with instead of dry bone disease.
Ah, so now you are taking back the story of me getting "dry
bone disease."
> All of her memories are seeping out a little crack in her skull.
My skull isn't cracked.
>Lesbians have an aversion to men that equates with hate.
I see you are suffering from memory loss again. As I told you
before, I don't hate men. Some of my best friends are men.
>> She gets special care and guidance from Sage.
>
>That isn't care - that's dog lust!
No, that is what you have with Thurgood. Just see something
and jump at it. You said you loved (lusted after) him the first time
you saw him.
>> You keep telling yourself that. Maybe you'll actually convince yourself
>> of it.
>
>What's abnormal about my sex life?
1) You are spreading your legs for a man old enough to be your
grandfather. That is rather abnormal.
2) You are in a master/slave relationship. That isn't very common.
> I love my husband.
No, you don't. Not if you aren't friends with him.
>> HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>
>It's True. WE got the original Holy Grail.
The Knights Templar have the Grail and it is not an object.
The Grail are the descendants of Jesus and Mary Magdalene.
>And what's wrong with controlling your mind? What's the point of a
>letting it run wild?
Well, at least she admits she is brainwashed.
> Queer sex can't satisfy anybody.
Sex with someone you love is much more satisfying than someone
you don't. Maybe someday you'll learn that.
>My story is ALWAYS the Truth. Every word of that account was true.
Every word is what you think is true. The salesclerk could
have a whole other story. She was helping you find a pair of shoes.
She looked up to ask what you thought of the shoes you had on. You
kicked her in the face and walked out (wearing the shoes) without
paying for them.
>Lesbian sex is always frustrating.
No, it isn't. What is frustrating is laying there servicing
someone because you believe you have to, not because you want to.
>I think it's probable that old Sage finally found a man.
I think Thurgood is going to find another woman on the side
because you aren't having kids fast enough to suit him.
>> Too bad. Normal people marry out of love.
>
>That comes later in traditional marriages. Marriages based on
>infatuation usually end in divorce.
Who said anything about infatuation? Bill and I are talking
about marriages based on love. Infatuation is quick, and quick
marriages often don't last. Love comes slower, but marriages based on
love are likely to last.
>Can't you hear their souls crying out in agony? I sure can. Their
>weeping and a wailing wafts through space all the way from Venus.
Hearing things is a sign of illness. Get medical attention.
>I don't want to see neither old Bard nor old Sage suffer.
Good thing neither of us are suffering, then.
> Lesbians usually beat up on each other after they start
>shacking up.
Wrong again. But that isn't surprising, since you know nothing
about being gay.
>> The dominatrix Mistress Morgana was never Sister Sunshine.
>
>Did I say she was? I said Sunshine run away from Thurgood and
>reappeared as Mistress Morgana Moonglow. She got AIDS too.
That's what Bill said.
>Do you honestly think one person dreamed up all of
>them people AND me?
Yes.
>Wouldn't that take a lot of time and energy?
Probably, but some people find doing strange things to be
amusing.
>> Out maid??? Does that mean she's a lesbian?
>
>No way. We'd fire her if she turned that way.
<sarcasm> Great security you give your employees. <end
sarcasm> If that was the case, she'd never tell you if she did realize
she's gay.
>> That's not the government policy.
>
>Says who? I looked it up just yesterday.
Says people who lived with it. If you looked it up and still
don't understand it, you really need to learn reading comprehension.
>> No it wasn't. It was for anybody who wanted to join.
>
>Homo's need not apply. When they come out they get threw out
Not necessarily.
>They're only in there to recruit and corrupt the service
>anyways.
Bullcrap. We're there because we want to serve our country.
Something you have no concept of since you never did it.
>> No, it's for the exact reason that Bard said.
>
>No it isn't. It's on account of they can't be trusted.
Why won't you listen to people who know what they are talking
about? I lived under DADTDHDP. The training I had even said that is
the reason.
But of course you won't believe me. You'd rather believe your
delusional nightmares than the truth.
> Decent straight people don't want to take showers or live in closer quarters
>with lustful perverts
Some straights do have a problem with that. Many don't care.
>that only wants to recruit them or screw them.
If that is their fear, they are paranoid.
I'm not saying no gays ever become attracted to one of their
roommates. I'm just saying most gays - especially those who want to
keep their jobs - are going to keep their attraction to themselves and
get over it fast.
>And homosexuals THRIVE on lust.
You thrive on lust since that is what your sex life revolves
around. Many gays - especially those who are in long-term (longer than
2 years) relationships - love their partner. You don't even feel
friendship for your husband.
>> But you have no authority, other than your own, to tell anyone they're
>> going to the Magical Being's flaming torture chamber.
>
>Jesus is Lord and He PUNISHES sinners in eternal hell fire!
You aren't Jesus. You never met Jesus. So you have no basis to
make your claims unless we choose to give you that basis.
>> Sounds like Bard isn't into any of that.
>
>I think she is.
You can think anything you want. (Though I fail to understand
why you are obsessed with the sex lives of strangers.)
> Just imagine the degrading positions she must get in
>to to lick and finger that woman.
Why are you even thinking about them if you find them so
disgusting?
>> God never cursed her with diabetes, because God doesn't curse people,
>> despite what your book of myths and fairy tales that you call the Bible
>> says.
>
>I know better. God cursed old Sage Bush with diabetes on account of
>her bitterness.
What bitterness? She was really young when she was diagnosed.
> She must sweeten her disposition
You don't know her, so you have no basis to judge her
disposition. Just another lie to add to your growing list.
Before you go to bed tonight, why don't you ask God to remove
the scales from your eyes so you can see His Truth? Then ask Him to
forgive you your lies and your pride. Then if you die in your sleep,
you will go to Heaven and not hell.
>> She didn't lie. She honestly thought she was bisexual and intended to
>> marry him.
>
>Even a bisexual shouldn't do that.
Why not? I thought I loved him. I had plans to marry him. He
had even almost convinced me to have 1 child. You should be thrilled
at the thought of me marrying him.
>She lied to old Steve.
No, I didn't. I was very up-front and honest with him.
> I don't think she ever loved him.
That is a question that will never be answered. I do know that
what I felt for him was nothing compared to what I feel for Sage.
>> No, she followed proper military procedure.
>
>No way! Queers aren't welcome in the military.
Gays are allowed to serve as long as we don't come out to our
chain of command. (Also, the chain of command is not allowed to ask me
if I'm gay, nor investigate suspicion that I am gay.)
You would know that if you had ever bothered to serve. You
obviously don't care enough about this country to want to help it.
>> So what? As long as they love each other (and I'm sure they do) that's
>> all that matters.
>
>Lesbians can never love.
You don't have any idea what love is. You said as much.
> They practice profane dog lust.
No, that is what you have with Thurgood. Sex for the sake of
procreation only, just like animals.
>> I wonder when Thurgood is going to start smacking you around.
>
>If he does - I can smack back even harder.
He already has you in chains and you revel in your servitude.
> But he didn't never beat on neither of his other wives.
That doesn't mean he won't start. Maybe he'll get frustrated
if he thinks you are too slow getting pregnant.
>> She never said that her relationship would be abusive.
>
>I know - I did. That was a prophecy.
I guess God didn't give you that gift either, huh?
>> Learn to read.
>
>I did.
Obviously, not very well since you can't manage to follow the
conversations we have here. I'm sure there is a decent school near
you. Maybe you should start attending. Another 12 years and you may
know enough to justify graduating from high school.
>> Actually, those kind of marriages normally SUCCEED.
>
>No they don't. They get ruined by adultery and divorced.
Not marriages based on love. Your marriage is based on sex,
which often leads to divorce once the initial attraction wears off.
Yours may not end exactly that way, but eventually you will feel
trapped and that Thurgood is taking advantage of you.
>He'll get raptured up into heaven.
Some of the most holy people in the Bible didn't get raptured.
Even Jesus had to die before he was taken up. I don't think Thurgood
rates above the Son of God.
>> You seem to have the idea that the way your marriage is is the only way a
>> marriage can work. You couldn't be more wrong.
>
>It isn't the only way - but other ways are similar.
Not at all. Marriages based on love are a lot more stable than
those based on sex.
>> She's already happy. If she had a husband that would make her unhappy
>> because she's a LESBIAN.
>
>We can fix that - really easily.
By having some guy rape me over and over? No, thank you!
>> And all you know is your cult's agenda of torturing people into giving you
>> more and more money.
>
>We don't do that. People willingly give us money all the time!
As I said, taking money for sexual acts is illegal.
>> Superstitious people thought that the left hand was evil. Just like
>> superstitious people think that homosexuality is evil now.
>
>Where did you learn that?
Any decent history book. As I said above, go back to school.
Maybe you'll pass something other than sex education this time.
>> They are more comfortable using their left hand. Just like homosexuals
>> are more comfortable with members of the same sex.
>
>Homosexuals are MOST comfortable a screwing around and a spreading
>diseases.
Wrong again. Most gays are most comfortable living the same
lives as their straight neighbors, only with a same-sex partner.
> Does that mean we should give them our children
There are lots of kids that need a loving home. What is wrong
with giving an orphan to a stable, committed gay couple to raise?
>> Like I told you, people were superstitious about the left hand.
>
>Who was - and when? Where was this mentioned?
In a lot of history books.
>They found the ruins of his temple over in
>the Holy Land.
Oh? Do you have a link to an article about the find?
>> That doesn't mean that Wicca isn't a religion. If people practice it
>> religiously, it's a religion.
>
>No. It's devil worship.
Some Satanist call themselves Wiccan, but they aren't. Only an
illiterate fool would mix up the two.
Maybe you should read and learn about Wicca. Anne gave you a
list of books to read.
>Yes I do. I know what she needs to find TRUE fulfillment - a loving
>husband. And his baby's.
If you are fulfilled by a loveless marriage to a man who
thinks of you as a living blow-up doll and incubator, that is your
choice. I can't think of any other straight woman who would want that,
need not mention a lesbian.
>Since queer sex is so frustrating it's
>expected that old Sage Bush will cheat.
But it isn't frustrating. I'm sure Thurgood finds sex with a
cold fish like you to be frustrating. Especially after 2 other women.
>They certainly do. Lesbians don't get snything out of all that licking
>and finger poking.
Sex is a lot more satisfying with someone you love. Maybe
someday (after Thurgood dies) you will get to experience that. Of
course, that is assuming you are still capable of having kids. If you
aren't, you'll be put out to pasture and spend the rest of your life
wondering how good sex really could be.
>> Too bad science doesn't agree with you.
>
>Science is just a bunch of theories mostly
Theories you know nothing about since you never learned about
any of them.
>> Are you inviting her to?
>
>No. She first said she didn't drink blood - but then her leaky brain
>kicked in and she remembered she'd at least tasted a little.
I don't drink blood. Why don't you learn to think about things
that people say? (Oh wait, you were told that thinking is evil, so you
shut down your brain years ago.)
>> But Bard doesn't.
>
>She hasn't answered that question yet. Didn't she say she touched her
>dogs private parts?
Yet another thing you forgot... I had to put an ointment on my
dog because he had a tumor on his penis. I was putting the ointment on
there at the direction of the vet. (A veterinarian is an animal
doctor.)
Do you not touch Buford's "private parts" when you clean him,
even with a baby wipe?
>> Can't you read? She said she gave her the pad and that was the end of
>> that discussion.
>
>I'm a trying to dredge up old Bard's repressed memories.
Maybe I should start working on your memory, since you seem to
have forgotten a lot of things I told you.
>> Why should she? People are free to make their own decisions, no matter
>> how dumb those decisions might be.
>
>Even if hard working wage earners like me have to foot the bill?
If you did anything to earn a wage, maybe I'd have sympathy
for you.
When was the last time you were at an anti-tobacco rally? When
was the last time you protested against air pollution? Both of those
things can kill people, but I don't see you ranting and raving about
the evils of cigarettes.
>> You just can't let go of your hateful little prejudices, can you?
>
>I have none. Do you know what queers do at work?
Yes, we do our jobs, whatever those jobs are. Some are
janitors, some are lawyers. Some are cooks, some are 5-star chefs.
>> She never said she wouldn't.
>
>How do you know?
Because I said as much in a previous post. You really do have
memory problems, don't you?
>> Homosexuals are not banned from the military.
>
>Go read the manual again. Were you in the military?
I was. Gays are not banned from the military. We are allowed
to serve as long as we don't come out to our chain of command.
Military officials cannot ask someone if they are gay. We cannot be
harassed because of known or perceived sexual orientation. We cannot
be investigated to determine sexual orientation.
Maybe you should read the manual, since you obviously don't
know what it says. We all know you didn't serve.
>> And you would know this how? How many of those teams have YOU been a part
>> of?
>
>None.
So you know nothing about the teams.
>People like Bard goofs off and/or just recruits at work.
I work hard at my job. All you do is shove bowls of soup at
homeless people (probably spilling most of it on the person), scream
something like "God loves you. Go away. NEXT!" and do the same thing
over again.
>> From what it sounds like, you wouldn't be able to handle being as busy as
>> they are.
>
>No one ever flew a plane into our Holy Church.
No one flew a plane into a lot of buildings.
Your church building probably doesn't exist, or is someone's
storm basement.
>No. Try a looking under Steve Kroft. He revealed the truth about
>them phony anti-terrorism groups.
I found Steve Kroft, but there is nothing about him doing an
expose on antiterrorist teams.
>> So then straight men must also drink and cook with menstrual blood, HUH?
>
>I'm sure a few of them do - such as the warlocks.
More than a few, since a lot of married men enjoy giving their
wife oral sex and probably got a small taste of blood.
>They aren't either one! They sign up to be purged and cleansed thru
>light pain and mild torture.
It is called S/M. Having someone pay you for sexual acts is
illegal.
>> No, she got Sage.
>
>That's her long distance fellow sinner. And she's got somebody else
>too.
Why do you think I am cheating on Sage? Is it because you
started cheating on Thurgood and you assume everyone is as evil and
two-faced as you?
>I'm not ignorant. I'm a highly educated Bible Student. I also know
>Jesus personally.
I wonder which drug caused that vision!
>> They would be helping you commit adultery if you married someone else
>> besides Thurgood.
>
>If he put me away I'd be divorced and free to marry again.
But Jesus said divorce can be only in case of adultery. If
Thurgood puts you away, but doesn't take another wife, you won't be
free to remarry either.
> That won't
>never happen though on account of Thurgood loves me so much!
Thurgood doesn't love you. You said as much yourself. He
probably sees you as nothing more than a means to get his 14 kids.
>> Some learn to do much more than that.
>
>I guess some of them can fix TVs too - but not too much.
Prejudice... You aren't a Christian at all...
>> More racist remarks noted.
>
>Not from me. I love all people. I reach out to Mexicans - and give
>them one way bus tickets back to Guadalajara.
If you loved them, you would help them learn English (if they
don't already) and find a job.
>No. That's the truth. Arab = trouble.
That isn't true. Many Arabs are kind, peace loving people.
>> You said she was going to set up a theocracy and replace the Constitution
>> with the Bible. That's destroying the government.
>
>No - that's a PURIFYING the government.
It is destroying our Constitutional form of government.
>> I already told you that I will send you $1,000 if Mother Hickey ever gets
>> on the presidential ballot.
>
>She's on it in Florida.
Oh really? How did you pull that off?
>> And what qualifications does he have? None, I'll bet.
>
>I don't know. But he has a Ph.D.
Unless his PhD is in nuclear medicine, nuclear engineering, or
nuclear chemistry, it isn't going to help him.
>> If she's in it, it's not empty.
>
>She's the only one in it though - except for the dogs.
It still isn't empty with me and the dogs.
>> Because she doesn't want kids.
>
>She needs them anyway.
Are you going to raise them when I get arrested for child
abuse and neglect?
Bard Kesnit
> You use some pretty nasty words to describe him...
What do you mean? I don't never use no profanity. He started it.
And since most people picks boogers every now and then I don't see
what's so bad about Booger Picker.
> It's what you inferred.
No. That's what your confused little mind made out of it. If you got
the proper kinda attraction to men you won't turn queer. A turning
queer is only the beginning of degradation at the hands of the devil.
Can't you see how he - not God - cooked up homo sexuality to destroy
the family?
> It was just taking your belief to a logical opinion. I didn't
> really think you lust over her.
Good. That ain't my belief you're a running with though - it's your
own confusion. Once you get your lesbianism cured - that too will
pass. Just imagine a having REAL orgasms with your husband whenever
you all decide to make a baby. They're so much better than anything
all that nasty licking and sucking can do for you. Trust me.
> I'll feel sorry for them about the same time you admit that
> you feel bad for the eggs you "wasted" as a teen.
There was only a few of them. You're a letting ALLLL of yours die.
How can you? Don't you got no reverence for life? You're probably in
favor of fetus murder too HUH?
> I was only saying that your church keeps you away from the
> real world.
You mean YOUR real world - a world of sin and degradation. I don't
want no part of it.
> You live with society, but not in society.
Not in YOUR society - which is full of sexual deviants. I don't want
no part of that neither.
> So do a lot of women in the real world.
I also got a relationship with Jesus Christ that YOU and other sinners
like you sure don't.
> No, I think of them as children. There is a difference. A lot
> of people feel that way (including some who also have human children).
> You are the one who thinks dogs are sex toys.
Not for me - only for perverts. I just think your relationship with
your dogs is abnormal.
> No, I mean the real world that most people live in. Not the
> dark fantasy world that your church leaders preach exists.
Who are you to say the True Christian Community ain't real to yo just
because it preaches against homo sexuality and dog lust? To us - your
world is unreal - just like I told you yesterday. You sure do forget
fast.
> But what you think of as reality doesn't exist anywhere
> outside your deranged fantasies.
I ain't got no deranged fantasy's. I got a deep perception of the
TOTAL Truth. You don't. You only see the surface. And sometimes you
put your tongue on it for cheap lesbian thrills!
> Nor do you. You preach hate and anger, not love. (But how can
> you preach love when you don't even know what love is...)
I do. I ALWAYS preach love and hope and forgiveness and
reconciliation with God. You just forget. It leaks out of your brain
onto the pillow.
> If you think of "my side" as the side of reality, we keep
> trying.
You can stop anytime.
> That is all I am trying to recruit you into - life as a
> functioning member of society and not a lazy, immature baby factory
> for a dirty old man.
You got no right to call my husband no dirty old man. What's dirty
about him? Nothing! He was circumcised during World War II for
Heaven's sake! I also ain't no baby factory. I'm just a humble young
mother. Thurgood helps me with my maturity issue's.
> By doing what? Asking if you wanted to buy the pair of shoes
> you were trying on?
No way. She was asking me about my panty's! She put her hand on my
leg and made funny noises when I got up to walk in the shoes they was
a selling there.
> I'm sure she was just looking up from your foot to your face.
Was you there??? No! I know what she was a doing. She want a
LUSTING after my tender young flesh.
> Unless you are shaped differently than most of humanity, she would
> have had to look past your waist.
No. I could see where her eyes was. She was a looking at my panty's.
She got frustrated when I kept my legs shut so's she couldn't see.
That's when she started a touching my leg - just a little but enough
to make her nasty lusts evident.
> It's fall. Chapped lips are common.
Fall is warm in New Sodom. She was a licking her lips constantly -
and SUGGESTIVELY!!! I know lesbian lust when I see it. Why do you
try to white wash something you didn't even see?
> Remember, you have a history of hearing things that don't
> exist.
Since when? I got perfect hearing.
> I hope she reported you to Security for assault.
She begged me to come back. She wanted me.
> Then why won't you do anything to prove it.
I write here every day don't I? And stop a tampering with my writing!
You keep a trying to convert it into snooty Northern English. How
dare you!
> Sex is not aerobic exercise.
I'd say that all depends on the positions you try - but it ain't for
me. I only have sex when I can get pregnant.
> Yes, you are. All you do is pop out kids that you can't
> support.
I've had exactly one baby that I don't got no trouble a supporting.
Are you totally crazy?
> Why are you obsessed with sex with dogs?
I ain't. Dog lust ain't sex with dogs. It's sex that involves a lot
of a sniffing and a licking and a pouncing - sex like a dumb animal
would have.
> You don't even know what a normal straight relationship is.
> Most married couples love each other - at least at first. Even after
> this long together, you and Thurgood aren't even friends, need not
> mention being in love with each other.
We're husband and wife. We're more than friends. Spare me all that
New Age nonsense. That's about as idiotic as "unconditional love".
All love has its conditions even if you don't spell them out.
Thurgood and me love each other with all our hearts - but we ain't
"friends". We're husband and wife.
> But now he is running out of time to have those kids...
He was a getting pretty close with old Sunshine. He was as patient as
Job with that little tramp. He will adore me forever!
> But he doesn't love you. You said as much yourself when you
> said you and he aren't friends.
He DOES love me. I'm his wife - not his friend. Friends come and go.
Devoted spouses spend eternity together.
> But neither of those things means he loves you or you love
> him.
In our case it does. He tells me he loves me every day. Does your
long distance love honey tell you that?
> I define "good" as I did above - good music that you can dance
> to and a dance floor large enough to dance.
What about back rooms and wash rooms with big holes between the stalls
for you all to stick your boobs thru?
> Who said anything about straight women on the dance floor? I
> didn't.
I did. Deal with it.
> The women on the dance floor are lesbians.
So you wanna take them away from their partners. Variety sure is the
spice of life - specially for queers. You all can't get enough -
partners that is.
> Who said anything about picking people up? A majority of
> lesbians who go to bars are going only to dance and hang out with
> friends.
Yeah. I can't tell you how many times a strange woman has come on to
me a saying "lez be friends".
> She hasn't been. (Unlike you, I don't have to be with her all
> the time in order to trust her.) But if she was, I'd be hurt, but we'd
> pick up the pieces and go on.
We'll see what happens with the truth finally comes out.
> I probably have better sex with her than you do with Thurgood.
So you imagine!
> At least I love Sage.
That's impossible. Lesbians can't love.
> You don't even feel friendship - need not mention love -
"Need not..." That's regional dialect. "Not to..." is the norm babe.
> for him. He is nothing to you except a status symbol.
Oh please! He's my husband and I love, honor and obey him. I wanna
spend eternity by his side. I couldn't imagine a living 200 miles or
more away from him for more than a few days.
> I knew if I didn't mention it, you would. Then you would call
> me a liar since you discovered straight women who marry really old
> men. You would neglect to mention that they married the guy for his
> money and only point out the vast age difference.
Don't be so sure. Anyways - I married Thurgood mostly on account of
he was so nice. Some of the men that came around here a wanting to
marry me started a giving me orders before they even knew my name.
Thurgood brung me some nice flowers and called me "Miss Tucker" and
got down on both knees to propose to me.
He is a gentleman - not no dirty old men. Dirty old men fornicate all
the time - like old Craig Chilton. Also - I don't usually call you no
liar. I know you're just confused about pretty much everything.
> But you didn't marry for love. Such a shame...
Love comes later in arranged marriages. It came in no time for us.
Learn to accept some diversity woman.
> Not true. If money was the issue, she would have moved in with
> me long ago. (We'd save a lot if we could combine our bills and
> income.)
You both just don't wanna depend on each other too much - proof to me
that your mock "love" doesn't reach too deep. Typical.
> Is that what Thurgood does to you? You can get away from him,
> you know. There are groups that help abused women.
Thurgood ADORES me! It's most lesbian relationships that's violent.
You'll see - specially when you find out about old Sage Bush's boy
friend.
> Don't you have any pride?
I thought you thought I was full of pride. You are SOOOO confused.
> How can you stand it, knowing that your very existence depends on the keeping > the goodwill of someone else?
That's the way God works. What's wrong with a keeping God and His
most faithful servants happy?
> No matter who you married, you would still be completely under
> his control.
I ain't completely under Thurgood's control even now. I ain't his
slave. You just got no concept of decent straight marriage. That's
what comes from a living a deviant life style.
> I don't. I just hate the way you have no ambition and desire
> to be more than just a baby factory.
What about my preaching? What about my healing? What about my
teaching? What about my cooking? What about my crocheting?
> Because Thurgood could be jailed for spouse abuse.
No - it's because I ain't no slave.
> You are chained in the bedroom. Only your chains are golden and
> invisible.
No they ain't. I am free. God set me free. You're a slave to
Satan's lesbian lust.
> Because he was still young enough to find another wife and
> have the kids. Now he is running out of time.
He has perfect faith in God. He knows I won't fail him.
> Then why don't you do any of them? Why do you feel the need to
> put your dreams on hold, just because that is what Thurgood wants you
> to do?
I don't. I preach - I teach - I heal - and I cook. I also write for
the "Kingdom Come!"
> Telling someone their dreams are worthless is emotional abuse.
> There are groups that help abused women escape.
Go find one that'll help you with your dog lust then. My husband
loves me dearly.
> You still don't seem to know what love is. You proved that in
> another post when you said you and Thurgood aren't friends. You have
> sex with Thurgood, not because you want to, but because you feel you
> have to.
I know what my purpose in life is - you don't.
> And you hear it...
I got ways of a finding stuff out.
> In this case, you are wrong. I don't want to destroy the
> government's security. I joined the Navy in order to protect this
> country.
Maybe to protect other queers - but not decent people like me. You
betrayed us.
> No, it's because they can lose their jobs if someone outs
> them.
That's circular reasoning. Why do you think there's a ban on queers
in the military in the first place? It's because decent straight
people doesn't want to be close to them. They spread diseases and
recruit constantly.
> Some straights wouldn't join, true. But think back to when the
> armed forces were racially integrated. That didn't stop all whites
> from joining.
That's different. The races don't normally prey on each other.
Queers prey on straights all the time. They're vampires! Slurp -
slurp - suck - suck - croak - croak!
> Gays, like straights, join because they want to protect this
> country.
I can see I ain;t a getting thru to you there. Believe what you want
to. You'll learn the Truth on Judgment Day - just before God gives
you thumbs down.
> Of course, you wouldn't know that since you are too lazy to
> even bother to try to join.
I don't wanna join the military. It's full of lesbians.
> Reread what I said. The attractions were there before I got
> engaged to Steve. But I didn't realize what the attractions were - I
> didn't suspect I am gay - until AFTER Steve and I got engaged.
Can't you see that's confusion. The devil was a working on your mind!
> I even laid out the timeline for you in a post dated June 8,
> 2004.
>
> July 1995: Steve proposed marriage and I accepted.
> September 1995: I developed a crush on my college roommate (who had
> been a friend of mine the year before). In hindsight, I realized that
> I had been attracted to female friends many times in the past, but had
> not realized what the feelings were because I never dreamed I could be
> gay. Since I was engaged to, and thought I was in love with, Steve, I
> came out as bisexual. I promised Steve that I would be faithful to him
> as long as he and I were in different states. This is also when Steve
> and I started having sex.
When did you have your brain operation? Did you notice any leaking at
the time?
> What does that have to do with picking an outfit? Do learn to
> keep up with the conversation.
I am. The Church tells decent women how they should dress.
> Did I say what the outfit looked like? Or even what kind of
> outfit it was?
No - but I did.
> No, because I don't know the outcome of her actions. She could
> buy and wear the outfit and have everyone else tell her how good it
> looks on her.
She could also buy from a queer fashion designer and look like a cheap
whore if a True Christian didn't warn her of the risks she was a
taking. That doesn't mean the True Christian was a judging her one
bit.
> You couldn't have fallen in love with any part of him. Love
> only grows with time. Any feeling of attraction you had for him would
> be based in lust, not love.
It wasn't lust on account of it wasn't sexual. How long was it from
the time you first met old Sage 'til you fornicated with her? With
most queers it's almost simultaneous. I just finished a book with a
chapter on that show "Queer Ass Folk". Do you watch it? It sure
gives you some interesting insights into queer living HUH?
> So why did you marry him? Or at least, why did you marry him
> so quickly? If you were sure he was the guy for you, why did you rush
> to the altar? Why didn't you get to know him - be sure he was the one
> and get over your apprehension?
I prayed about it and God told me to marry him. He was also the
nicest man that came a courting.
> I remember. I also remember that Steve and I waited until I
> was over my apprehension. Why wouldn't Thurgood do the same for you?
On account of it was baby night and we both knew our duty's. Why
couldn't you and Steve wait 'til you all were at least married? HUH?
HUH? HUH? Didn't your mama teach you about the evils of fornication?
Do you know what the Bible says about fornicators and their fate in
the hereafter? Do you care? Did you all use condoms or was you on
the Pill?
> Why did you marry him if you were afraid of him?
I was afraid of the pain involved in a losing my Holy Hymen - not of
him. He turned out to be real gentle. The pain was over in no time.
> Sure, sure... I believe that...
I hope you do. It's Gospel true.
> Huh... Good thing I don't know anyone who does that, then.
Almost all homo sexuals do that in one way or t'other Bard - and I
think you know it.
> Maybe you should learn to read and comprehend.
I already know how. It's hard to make any sense of your confusion.
> For anyone.
I didn't feel no lust for Thurgood - only curiosity with a DASH of
apprehension. Be sure to get that straight.
> But you didn't - and still don't - love him.
Yes I do. You don't got no idea what love is. You're a lesbian - how
could you?
> That still doesn't mean you had to marry someone old enough to
> be your grandfather.
Even if I love him and the Lord told me to?
> I was talking about you, not Thurgood. Do learn to read.
I can answer your questions any way I want too Missy. Thurgood is a
teaching me how he sees the world - so I don't see people his age as
necessarily old - just mature. I think you need a mature man - for
instance.
> She was diagnosed several years before she came out.
Did she feel lesbian desires before God cursed her with diabetes?
It's usually caused by bitterness.
> I didn't lie to Steve. As soon as I realized I am attracted to
> women, I told him about it. I had every intention of marrying him.
Ain't that a case of hypocrisy? You obviously didn't get them lesbian
desires purged from yourself - and you eventually split up with him
after a committinga lot of fornication and at least one instance of
butt play. If any man ever wanted to finger my butt he'd have to feel
his way home!
> I didn't violate the policy. I never told my chain of command
> that I'm gay.
The policy is that queers should stay out altogether.
> Of course, you would know what the policy is if you had
> bothered to join.
I looked it up.
> Life is an incurable disease. We all die from it at the end.
> <g>
She's got that and more. Actually - our Holy Church can cure diabetes
if the victim repents completely. That means no more lesbianism.
> Funny that you call Sage and "older woman" when she is only 4
> years my senior. Does that mean that Thurgood is an "ancient man"
> since he is considerably older than you?
No. "Old" means familiar.
> Who said anything about my experiences? I was talking about
> Thurgood's life experiences. Do learn to keep up.
I was a drawing a comparison. Why don't YOU learn to keep up?
> That is none of your concern, nor is it applicable to this
> conversation.
Specially since you tampered with my text again. Shame on you. Can't
take the Sacred Truth.
> I was talking about Thurgood's life experiences. Do try to keep up.
Do try to mind your manners.
I'm fed up with all your wickedness = at least for the time being.
Thurgood wants a foot massage too. I think I've made God's position
on your evil life style choices abundantly clear. Repent or ROAST.
A praying without a ceasing -
Reverend Mother Lurlean Tucker
A True Bible Believing Christian
> Bard Kesnit <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message
> news:<q269m0drsa3p32dte...@4ax.com>...
>
>> You use some pretty nasty words to describe him...
>
> What do you mean? I don't never use no profanity. He started it. And
> since most people picks boogers every now and then I don't see what's so
> bad about Booger Picker.
So are you saying you'd prefer I call you Booger Picker?
>> It's what you inferred.
>
> No. That's what your confused little mind made out of it. If you got
> the proper kinda attraction to men you won't turn queer. A turning
> queer is only the beginning of degradation at the hands of the devil.
> Can't you see how he - not God - cooked up homo sexuality to destroy the
> family?
Nope. The mythical talking snake didn't "cook up" homosexuality. It's
just a fact of life, just like some people are left-handed.
>> It was just taking your belief to a logical opinion. I didn't
>> really think you lust over her.
>
> Good. That ain't my belief you're a running with though - it's your own
> confusion. Once you get your lesbianism cured - that too will pass.
> Just imagine a having REAL orgasms with your husband whenever you all
> decide to make a baby. They're so much better than anything all that
> nasty licking and sucking can do for you. Trust me.
Sorry, but homosexuals are not comfortable having sex with people of the
opposite sex any more than left-handed people are comfortable writing with
their right hand.
>> I'll feel sorry for them about the same time you admit that
>> you feel bad for the eggs you "wasted" as a teen.
>
> There was only a few of them. You're a letting ALLLL of yours die. How
> can you? Don't you got no reverence for life? You're probably in favor
> of fetus murder too HUH?
If you mean abortion, I am certainly in favor of it being kept legal.
>> I was only saying that your church keeps you away from the
>> real world.
>
> You mean YOUR real world - a world of sin and degradation. I don't want
> no part of it.
At least you admit our world is the real world.
>> You live with society, but not in society.
>
> Not in YOUR society - which is full of sexual deviants. I don't want no
> part of that neither.
You only imagine it's full of sexual deviants.
>> So do a lot of women in the real world.
>
> I also got a relationship with Jesus Christ that YOU and other sinners
> like you sure don't.
Who cares about a relationship with a dead man?
>> No, I think of them as children. There is a difference. A lot
>> of people feel that way (including some who also have human children).
>> You are the one who thinks dogs are sex toys.
>
> Not for me - only for perverts. I just think your relationship with
> your dogs is abnormal.
Who cares what you think?
>> No, I mean the real world that most people live in. Not the
>> dark fantasy world that your church leaders preach exists.
>
> Who are you to say the True Christian Community ain't real to yo just
> because it preaches against homo sexuality and dog lust? To us - your
> world is unreal - just like I told you yesterday. You sure do forget
> fast.
And you are also deluded.
>> But what you think of as reality doesn't exist anywhere
>> outside your deranged fantasies.
>
> I ain't got no deranged fantasy's. I got a deep perception of the TOTAL
> Truth.
Same thing.
> You don't. You only see the surface. And sometimes you put your tongue
> on it for cheap lesbian thrills!
A committed relationship is hardly "cheap thrills."
>> Nor do you. You preach hate and anger, not love. (But how can
>> you preach love when you don't even know what love is...)
>
> I do. I ALWAYS preach love and hope and forgiveness and reconciliation
> with God. You just forget. It leaks out of your brain onto the pillow.
You're just so blind that you can't see how hateful you're being.
>> If you think of "my side" as the side of reality, we keep
>> trying.
>
> You can stop anytime.
But I'll keep going because I find you funny.
>> That is all I am trying to recruit you into - life as a functioning
>> member of society and not a lazy, immature baby factory for a dirty old
>> man.
>
> You got no right to call my husband no dirty old man. What's dirty
> about him? Nothing! He was circumcised during World War II for
> Heaven's sake!
That means absolutely nothing.
> I also ain't no baby factory. I'm just a humble young mother. Thurgood
> helps me with my maturity issue's.
It's obviously not working, Max.
>> By doing what? Asking if you wanted to buy the pair of shoes
>> you were trying on?
>
> No way. She was asking me about my panty's! She put her hand on my leg
> and made funny noises when I got up to walk in the shoes they was a
> selling there.
Maybe she was laughing at you.
>> I'm sure she was just looking up from your foot to your face.
>
> Was you there??? No! I know what she was a doing. She want a LUSTING
> after my tender young flesh.
You wish.
>> Unless you are shaped differently than most of humanity, she would have
>> had to look past your waist.
>
> No. I could see where her eyes was. She was a looking at my panty's.
> She got frustrated when I kept my legs shut so's she couldn't see.
> That's when she started a touching my leg - just a little but enough to
> make her nasty lusts evident.
Whatever, Max.
>> It's fall. Chapped lips are common.
>
> Fall is warm in New Sodom. She was a licking her lips constantly - and
> SUGGESTIVELY!!! I know lesbian lust when I see it. Why do you try to
> white wash something you didn't even see?
Because we know what a liar you are.
>> Remember, you have a history of hearing things that don't
>> exist.
>
> Since when? I got perfect hearing.
That doesn't mean you don't hear things that don't exist.
>> I hope she reported you to Security for assault.
>
> She begged me to come back. She wanted me.
She wanted you to buy something.
>> Then why won't you do anything to prove it.
>
> I write here every day don't I?
So what?
> And stop a tampering with my writing! You keep a trying to convert it
> into snooty Northern English. How dare you!
If you don't like it, tough.
<snip>
>> Yes, you are. All you do is pop out kids that you can't
>> support.
>
> I've had exactly one baby that I don't got no trouble a supporting. Are
> you totally crazy?
You said you were planning on having thirteen more.
>> Why are you obsessed with sex with dogs?
>
> I ain't. Dog lust ain't sex with dogs. It's sex that involves a lot of
> a sniffing and a licking and a pouncing - sex like a dumb animal would
> have.
Well, humans ARE animals.
>> You don't even know what a normal straight relationship is.
>> Most married couples love each other - at least at first. Even after
>> this long together, you and Thurgood aren't even friends, need not
>> mention being in love with each other.
>
> We're husband and wife. We're more than friends. Spare me all that New
> Age nonsense. That's about as idiotic as "unconditional love". All love
> has its conditions even if you don't spell them out. Thurgood and me
> love each other with all our hearts - but we ain't "friends". We're
> husband and wife.
Bard's point is that you were not friends first before you fell in love.
Those marriages have the highest probability of succeeding.
>> But now he is running out of time to have those kids...
>
> He was a getting pretty close with old Sunshine. He was as patient as
> Job with that little tramp. He will adore me forever!
And he put her away. Doesn't sound too patient to me.
>> But he doesn't love you. You said as much yourself when you
>> said you and he aren't friends.
>
> He DOES love me. I'm his wife - not his friend. Friends come and go.
> Devoted spouses spend eternity together.
True friends don't "come and go." In some cases, friendships last longer
than marriages.
<snip>
>> I define "good" as I did above - good music that you can dance
>> to and a dance floor large enough to dance.
>
> What about back rooms and wash rooms with big holes between the stalls
> for you all to stick your boobs thru?
What??? Now you're just being silly. Either that or you're letting your
imagination run away with you.
>> Who said anything about straight women on the dance floor? I
>> didn't.
>
> I did. Deal with it.
Too bad what you say is rarely part of reality.
>> The women on the dance floor are lesbians.
>
> So you wanna take them away from their partners. Variety sure is the
> spice of life - specially for queers. You all can't get enough -
> partners that is.
Who said she was looking for a partner? And who said the lesbians on the
dance floor already had partners?
>> Who said anything about picking people up? A majority of
>> lesbians who go to bars are going only to dance and hang out with
>> friends.
>
> Yeah. I can't tell you how many times a strange woman has come on to me
> a saying "lez be friends".
That sounds like that Ebonics language that you worship so much.
>> She hasn't been. (Unlike you, I don't have to be with her all
>> the time in order to trust her.) But if she was, I'd be hurt, but we'd
>> pick up the pieces and go on.
>
> We'll see what happens with the truth finally comes out.
Yes we will, won't we?
>> I probably have better sex with her than you do with Thurgood.
>
> So you imagine!
And it's probably true.
>> At least I love Sage.
>
> That's impossible. Lesbians can't love.
Just because you have to imagine that in order to make the world fit your
narrow view doesn't mean it's true.
>> You don't even feel friendship - need not mention love -
>
> "Need not..." That's regional dialect. "Not to..." is the norm babe.
You're one to talk about regional dialects.
<snip>
>> I knew if I didn't mention it, you would. Then you would call
>> me a liar since you discovered straight women who marry really old men.
>> You would neglect to mention that they married the guy for his money
>> and only point out the vast age difference.
>
> Don't be so sure. Anyways - I married Thurgood mostly on account of he
> was so nice. Some of the men that came around here a wanting to marry
> me started a giving me orders before they even knew my name. Thurgood
> brung me some nice flowers and called me "Miss Tucker"
Why would he call you that? I thought your maiden name was Whitechapel?
Can't you keep your puppets' names straight, Max?
> and got down on both knees to propose to me. He is a gentleman - not no
> dirty old men. Dirty old men fornicate all the time - like old Craig
> Chilton. Also - I don't usually call you no liar. I know you're just
> confused about pretty much everything.
Unfortunately for you, you are the one who lies.
>> But you didn't marry for love. Such a shame...
>
> Love comes later in arranged marriages. It came in no time for us.
> Learn to accept some diversity woman.
Arranged marriages are from the Dark Ages and should have stayed there.
>> Not true. If money was the issue, she would have moved in with
>> me long ago. (We'd save a lot if we could combine our bills and
>> income.)
>
> You both just don't wanna depend on each other too much - proof to me
> that your mock "love" doesn't reach too deep. Typical.
Yes, typical idiocy from you, Max.
>> Is that what Thurgood does to you? You can get away from him,
>> you know. There are groups that help abused women.
>
> Thurgood ADORES me! It's most lesbian relationships that's violent.
> You'll see - specially when you find out about old Sage Bush's boy
> friend.
Why should she believe you, liar?
<snip>
>> No matter who you married, you would still be completely under
>> his control.
>
> I ain't completely under Thurgood's control even now. I ain't his
> slave. You just got no concept of decent straight marriage. That's
> what comes from a living a deviant life style.
Actually, you're the one living a deviant lifestyle. The majority of
people don't have arranged marriages.
>> I don't. I just hate the way you have no ambition and desire
>> to be more than just a baby factory.
>
> What about my preaching? What about my healing? What about my
> teaching? What about my cooking? What about my crocheting?
Like she said...
<snip>
>> You are chained in the bedroom. Only your chains are golden and
>> invisible.
>
> No they ain't. I am free. God set me free. You're a slave to Satan's
> lesbian lust.
No, she's not a slave to the mythical talking snake.
>> Because he was still young enough to find another wife and
>> have the kids. Now he is running out of time.
>
> He has perfect faith in God. He knows I won't fail him.
The "Mission: Impossible" theme must play constantly in your life.
>> Then why don't you do any of them? Why do you feel the need to
>> put your dreams on hold, just because that is what Thurgood wants you
>> to do?
>
> I don't. I preach - I teach - I heal - and I cook. I also write for
> the "Kingdom Come!"
A rag with less credibility than the National Enquirer.
>> Telling someone their dreams are worthless is emotional abuse.
>> There are groups that help abused women escape.
>
> Go find one that'll help you with your dog lust then. My husband loves
> me dearly.
She has no "dog lust."
>> You still don't seem to know what love is. You proved that in
>> another post when you said you and Thurgood aren't friends. You have
>> sex with Thurgood, not because you want to, but because you feel you
>> have to.
>
> I know what my purpose in life is - you don't.
Of course she does. She's living it.
>> And you hear it...
>
> I got ways of a finding stuff out.
Yeah, and we all know how that turns out, HUH?
>> In this case, you are wrong. I don't want to destroy the
>> government's security. I joined the Navy in order to protect this
>> country.
>
> Maybe to protect other queers - but not decent people like me. You
> betrayed us.
No she didn't.
>> No, it's because they can lose their jobs if someone outs
>> them.
>
> That's circular reasoning.
Nope, sorry. Circular reasoning is what fundamentalist religion thrives
on.
> Why do you think there's a ban on queers in the military in the first
> place? It's because decent straight people doesn't want to be close to
> them. They spread diseases and recruit constantly.
Wrong.
>> Some straights wouldn't join, true. But think back to when the
>> armed forces were racially integrated. That didn't stop all whites from
>> joining.
>
> That's different. The races don't normally prey on each other. Queers
> prey on straights all the time. They're vampires! Slurp - slurp - suck
> - suck - croak - croak!
No they aren't, Max.
>> Gays, like straights, join because they want to protect this
>> country.
>
> I can see I ain;t a getting thru to you there. Believe what you want
> to. You'll learn the Truth on Judgment Day - just before God gives you
> thumbs down.
She has absolutely nothing to worry about.
>> Of course, you wouldn't know that since you are too lazy to
>> even bother to try to join.
>
> I don't wanna join the military. It's full of lesbians.
No it isn't.
>> Reread what I said. The attractions were there before I got
>> engaged to Steve. But I didn't realize what the attractions were - I
>> didn't suspect I am gay - until AFTER Steve and I got engaged.
>
> Can't you see that's confusion. The devil was a working on your mind!
No, the mythical talking snake wasn't working on her mind.
>> I even laid out the timeline for you in a post dated June 8,
>> 2004.
>>
>> July 1995: Steve proposed marriage and I accepted. September 1995: I
>> developed a crush on my college roommate (who had been a friend of mine
>> the year before). In hindsight, I realized that I had been attracted to
>> female friends many times in the past, but had not realized what the
>> feelings were because I never dreamed I could be gay. Since I was
>> engaged to, and thought I was in love with, Steve, I came out as
>> bisexual. I promised Steve that I would be faithful to him as long as
>> he and I were in different states. This is also when Steve and I
>> started having sex.
>
> When did you have your brain operation? Did you notice any leaking at
> the time?
Memories don't "leak out" of a person's head, numskull.
>> What does that have to do with picking an outfit? Do learn to
>> keep up with the conversation.
>
> I am. The Church tells decent women how they should dress.
Only a cult would do that.
>> Did I say what the outfit looked like? Or even what kind of
>> outfit it was?
>
> No - but I did.
Who cares what you said, Max?
>> No, because I don't know the outcome of her actions. She could
>> buy and wear the outfit and have everyone else tell her how good it
>> looks on her.
>
> She could also buy from a queer fashion designer and look like a cheap
> whore if a True Christian didn't warn her of the risks she was a taking.
> That doesn't mean the True Christian was a judging her one bit.
Yes it does.
>> You couldn't have fallen in love with any part of him. Love
>> only grows with time. Any feeling of attraction you had for him would
>> be based in lust, not love.
>
> It wasn't lust on account of it wasn't sexual. How long was it from the
> time you first met old Sage 'til you fornicated with her? With most
> queers it's almost simultaneous. I just finished a book with a chapter
> on that show "Queer Ass Folk". Do you watch it? It sure gives you some
> interesting insights into queer living HUH?
Just like soap operas give you some interesting insights into straight
living.
<snip>
>> I remember. I also remember that Steve and I waited until I
>> was over my apprehension. Why wouldn't Thurgood do the same for you?
>
> On account of it was baby night and we both knew our duty's. Why
> couldn't you and Steve wait 'til you all were at least married? HUH?
> HUH? HUH? Didn't your mama teach you about the evils of fornication?
Bard was old enough to decide for herself, so what her mother thought was
irrelevant.
> Do you know what the Bible says about fornicators and their fate in
> the hereafter?
That's just the opinion of the men who wrote the Bible. I'm certainly
willing to burn in hell for eternity for my beliefs if I'm wrong. Can you
say the same thing about yourself?
<snip>
>> Huh... Good thing I don't know anyone who does that, then.
>
> Almost all homo sexuals do that in one way or t'other Bard - and I think
> you know it.
We know no such thing. That's YOUR delusion.
>> Maybe you should learn to read and comprehend.
>
> I already know how. It's hard to make any sense of your confusion.
That's just because you're confused yourself.
<snip>
>> But you didn't - and still don't - love him.
>
> Yes I do. You don't got no idea what love is. You're a lesbian - how
> could you?
As easily as any other human being.
<snip>
>> I was talking about you, not Thurgood. Do learn to read.
>
> I can answer your questions any way I want too Missy.
And we can do the same to you, Max.
> Thurgood is a teaching me how he sees the world - so I don't see people
> his age as necessarily old - just mature. I think you need a mature man
> - for instance.
Nope. She has all she needs in Sage.
<snip>
>> I didn't lie to Steve. As soon as I realized I am attracted to
>> women, I told him about it. I had every intention of marrying him.
>
> Ain't that a case of hypocrisy?
Not if she intended to marry him.
> You obviously didn't get them lesbian desires purged from yourself - and
> you eventually split up with him after a committinga lot of fornication
> and at least one instance of butt play. If any man ever wanted to
> finger my butt he'd have to feel his way home!
There's no way she could have purged her "lesbian desires." It's a part
of who she is.
>> I didn't violate the policy. I never told my chain of command
>> that I'm gay.
>
> The policy is that queers should stay out altogether.
No it isn't.
>> Of course, you would know what the policy is if you had
>> bothered to join.
>
> I looked it up.
On a religious website, no doubt.
>> Life is an incurable disease. We all die from it at the end.
>> <g>
>
> She's got that and more. Actually - our Holy Church can cure diabetes
> if the victim repents completely. That means no more lesbianism.
Sorry, but you can't.
>> Funny that you call Sage and "older woman" when she is only 4
>> years my senior. Does that mean that Thurgood is an "ancient man" since
>> he is considerably older than you?
>
> No. "Old" means familiar.
But you called Sage an "older woman" as if that mattered.
>> Who said anything about my experiences? I was talking about
>> Thurgood's life experiences. Do learn to keep up.
>
> I was a drawing a comparison. Why don't YOU learn to keep up?
Yes, we all know you compare everything to sex.
>> That is none of your concern, nor is it applicable to this
>> conversation.
>
> Specially since you tampered with my text again. Shame on you. Can't
> take the Sacred Truth.
She probably just can't take your lies. She was probably correcting you
for your edification.
>> I was talking about Thurgood's life experiences. Do try to keep up.
>
> Do try to mind your manners.
We will if you do.
> I'm fed up with all your wickedness = at least for the time being.
> Thurgood wants a foot massage too. I think I've made God's position on
> your evil life style choices abundantly clear. Repent or ROAST.
Argument from Intimidation:
1. See this bonfire?
2. Therefore God exists.
> A praying without a ceasing -
>
>
> Reverend Mother Lurlean Fucker
> A False Bible-Worshiping Christian
--
Lurlean Lie #24:
"he goes to orgy's all over the country"
news:1dcee589.0408...@posting.google.com
Oh come on. sHe cannot even keep the socks "straight", given the
return of normie and Beelzedette and Moonshine and Rufus to the
"gay lifestyle"...
This sock may not be all that well-starched for too much longer
either, given her recent outings where she was flapping her undies
in the face of innocent salesladies and then kicking them with her
boots. I figure her for a serious S&M lesbian affair within a few
moons -- or maybe some sort of bisexual uber-baby-making "tupperware
party" where her geezer can get the rest of his 13 promised babies
all at once from a harem of fillies as soon as they've been seeded
from the junk of his which she's been keeping in a mason jar beneath
the sink.
PRoof is in my .sig:
"Thurgood's stashed plenty of of his precious seed away for a rainy
day." -- Lurlean Tucker explains some not-so-kid-friendly rainy-day
games.
She'll probably go blaming it on some sort of imaginary subliminal
message in the video I sent her.
--
"Wherever you got bushes or tall weeds - you got kinky queer sex."
-- Lurlean Tucker truly misunderstood the word 'horticulture'.
> On Fri, 08 Oct 2004 13:09:42 GMT, Bill Baker
> <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
>> On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 19:01:20 -0700, mother...@wowmail.com
>> (Irreverent cult member Mother Fucker) gave us ANOTHER good laugh in
>> message news:<1dcee589.04100...@posting.google.com>:
>>> Don't be so sure. Anyways - I married Thurgood mostly on account of
>>> he was so nice. Some of the men that came around here a wanting to
>>> marry me started a giving me orders before they even knew my name.
>>> Thurgood brung me some nice flowers and called me "Miss Tucker"
>> Why would he call you that? I thought your maiden name was
>> Whitechapel? Can't you keep your puppets' names straight, Max?
>
> Oh come on. sHe cannot even keep the socks "straight", given the return
> of normie and Beelzedette and Moonshine and Rufus to the "gay
> lifestyle"...
>
> This sock may not be all that well-starched for too much longer either,
> given her recent outings where she was flapping her undies in the face
> of innocent salesladies and then kicking them with her boots. I figure
> her for a serious S&M lesbian affair within a few moons -- or maybe some
> sort of bisexual uber-baby-making "tupperware party" where her geezer
> can get the rest of his 13 promised babies all at once from a harem of
> fillies as soon as they've been seeded from the junk of his which she's
> been keeping in a mason jar beneath the sink.
Actually, I have a strong suspicion that this "church" she belongs to is
some kind of BDSM sex club. They just hide it under the church name and
use a P.O. Box to make it seem almost legitimate and avoid paying taxes.
Either that, or Max has one wild imagination.
> PRoof is in my .sig:
> "Thurgood's stashed plenty of of his precious seed away for a rainy
> day." -- Lurlean Tucker explains some not-so-kid-friendly rainy-day
> games.
Actually, wouldn't that technically be _very_ "kid-friendly?" ;-)
> She'll probably go blaming it on some sort of imaginary subliminal
> message in the video I sent her.
Yeah, probably the butterfly porn! LOL!
--
Lurlean Lie #17:
Bill Baker loves to hang out in gay bars and show off for compliments.
news:7908c278.04040...@posting.google.com
heh. Yeah, I guess.
>> She'll probably go blaming it on some sort of imaginary subliminal
>> message in the video I sent her.
> Yeah, probably the butterfly porn! LOL!
Well, if sHe's looking for an excuse, sHe'll find one. Just like
going shopping for a quickie molestation, ah, uh, um, I mean shopping
for shoes.
--
"One of them saw me a moving away from her and said 'I just wanna
ask you what time it is'. I saw right thru her lie. I answered
'Why? Did your time bomb stop a ticking?'" -- Lurlean Tucker's
gig as goodwill ambassador welcoming Saudi visitors comes to an
abrupt halt.
>Bard Kesnit <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message news:<q269m0drsa3p32dte...@4ax.com>...
>
>> You use some pretty nasty words to describe him...
>
>What do you mean?
Booger picker.
>I never use profanity.
I didn't say profanity. I said you used nasty words.
>And since most people pick boogers every now and then, I don't see
>what's so bad about Booger Picker.
It isn't polite.
>Can't you see how he - not God - cooked up homosexuality to destroy
>the family?
Homosexuality can actually help families. It gives a ready
supply of stable couples that can assist in raising children, or can
take over as primary caregivers if something happens to the child's
parents.
>Just imagine having REAL orgasms
I seriously doubt you have had a real orgasm. Sex is better
when you love your partner. You yourself admitted that you don't love
your husband. Thurgood is nothing but a status symbol to you.
>with your husband whenever you decide to make a baby.
If some guy tries to "make a baby" with me, I will have him
arrested for rape.
>They're so much better than anything all that nasty licking and sucking
>can do for you. Trust me.
Why should I? You've never had sex with another woman, so you
have no idea what it feels like.
>> I'll feel sorry for them about the same time you admit that you feel bad
>>for the eggs you "wasted" as a teen.
>
>There were only a few of them.
One or 1000, you let them die without any chance at life.
>You're letting ALLLL of yours die.
You let ALLLL yours die for ALLLL those years...
>> I was only saying that your church keeps you away from the real world.
>
>You mean YOUR real world
No, I mean the real world. One with good and bad people and
events. The one most people live in.
>> You live with society, but not in society.
>
>Not in YOUR society - which is full of sexual deviants.
No, my society is made up of young (and not so young) straight
singles, young (and not so young) gay singles, married couples of
assorted ages, committed gay couples of assorted ages, widows and
widowers, and parents (single and married), just to name a few.
>I don't want any part of that either.
As long as you admit you live in a fantasy world...
>I also have a relationship with Jesus Christ that YOU and other
>sinners like you sure don't.
You would have a relationship with Him if you would follow His
teachings instead of the trash you preach now.
We are all sinners. Some of us know our sins and repent of
them. Some people refuse to admit they are sinners and allow the black
stains to remain on their souls, festering.
I want you to think about something I've seen on bumper
stickers - "Next time you think you are perfect, try walking on
water."
>I just think your relationship with your dogs is abnormal.
As I said, a lot of people, including some with human
children, think of their dogs as their children.
>Who are you to say the True Christian Community isn't real to you just
>because it preaches against homosexuality and dog lust?
That isn't why I say you live in a dark fantasy world. You
have no concept of the lives most people live. You have your beliefs
of what the world is like, but you are often wrong.
>I don't have any deranged fantasies.
Yes, you do. You live in a world of darkness and choose not to
see the light. There is so much good in the world, but you choose to
only see the evil.
>I have a deep perception of the
>TOTAL Truth. You don't. You only see the surface.
You only see the surface. You classify people by some aspect -
race, national origin, sexual orientation, etc - and never get to know
the person inside.
>You have no right to call my husband a dirty old man.
Why not? It's what he is. He is old enough to be your
grandfather and married you, not for love, but for sex and children.
>What's dirty about him?
"Dirty old man" is a phrase that describes old men who take
advantage of young women to try to prove their sexual prowess. They
view the women not as partners, but as sexual objects.
>He was circumcised during World War II for Heaven's sake!
That has nothing to do with it.
>Also, I'm not a baby factory.
Thurgood doesn't love you. He has to have 14 kids and he
expects you to give them to him. He does not respect you or your
opinions.
You are a baby factory.
>She was asking me about my panties!
What were her exact words?
>She put her hand on my leg
Maybe she has bad knees and fell off balance while standing
up.
>and made funny noises
Maybe she had a head cold.
>Was you there??? No!
I'm just telling you there are other, innocent ways to take
what you said she did.
>> It's fall. Chapped lips are common.
>
>Fall is warm in New Sodom.
That doesn't make chapped lips impossible.
>She was licking her lips constantly -
>and SUGGESTIVELY!!!
I know a guy who habitually wiggles his eyebrows suggestively.
He doesn't realize he's doing it. If you saw him without knowing about
his habit, you would think he was flirting, but he isn't.
>I know lesbian lust when I see it.
You know nothing other than your arrogance and paranoia. You
think everyone wants you and refuse to believe that you aren't the
next Helen of Troy.
>> Remember, you have a history of hearing things that don't
>> exist.
>
>Since when?
The eggs and the damned in hell. Did you forget about them
already?
>> I hope she reported you to Security for assault.
>
>She begged me to come back.
Because you walked out with the shoes without paying!
>She wanted me...
...to pay for the shoes you stole.
>> Then why won't you do anything to prove it.
>
>I write here every day don't I?
Writing posts takes very little energy.
>> Sex is not aerobic exercise.
>
>I'd say that all depends on the positions you try
Only if a couple has sex for at least 30 minutes, 3 times a
week.
> but it isn't for me.
That was my point. You don't get any exercise. You are going
to get fat if you don't watch it.
>I've had exactly one baby that I have no trouble supporting.
You plan to have 13 more and have no way to support them if
something happened to Thurgood.
>We're husband and wife. We're more than friends.
You said you and he aren't friends.
>Spare me all that New Age nonsense.
What "New Age nonsense?" Most couples today do marry for love.
>That's about as idiotic as "unconditional love".
This time, I didn't say anything about
"unconditional love." I only said most couples today marry for love.
>Thurgood and I love each other with all our hearts - but we're not "friends".
So you don't love each other. Friendship is the basis for
love.
>> But now he is running out of time to have those kids...
>
>He was getting pretty close with old Sunshine.
And he's closer now.
And he turned her out...
>> But he doesn't love you. You said as much yourself when you
>> said you and he aren't friends.
>
>He DOES love me.
Not if you aren't friends.
>Friends come and go.
Not always.
But it seems you missed the point Bill and I are making.
Friendship is the root of love. Without friendship, love can't
develop. Friendship doesn't always turn into love, but without
friendship, there can be no love.
>He tells me he loves me every day.
As you pointed out a few days ago, just because someone says
they love you doesn't mean they do. Actions speak louder than words.
He doesn't respect you or your opinions (another building block of
love). He doesn't treat you as an equal. He doesn't include you in his
life outside the home.
>Does your long distance love honey tell you that?
Yes, and she shows her love in lots of little ways. We talk
about the days we had. She listens to me when I need to vent. She
calms me when I'm upset. She acts as a sounding board when I need it.
>What about back rooms and wash rooms with big holes between the
>stalls for you to stick your boobs through?
Those are part of your delusional fantasies, not reality.
>> Who said anything about straight women on the dance floor? I
>> didn't.
>
>I did. Deal with it.
So you admit you are intentionally twisting my words.
>So you want to take them away from their partners.
I didn't say that either. I also didn't say I was dancing with
all the women on the dance floor.
> I can't tell you how many times a strange woman has come on to
>me a saying "lez be friends".
I can. Zero.
>We'll see what happens with the truth finally comes out.
Talk to me about this in 50 years...
>> At least I love Sage.
>
>That's impossible. Lesbians can't love.
You don't even know what love is.
>> You don't even feel friendship - need not mention love -
>
>"Need not..." That's regional dialect. "Not to..." is the norm babe.
Regional to the East Coast. I've heard people say it from FL
to RI.
"Need not" is a little archaic, but still proper English.
>> for him. He is nothing to you except a status symbol.
>
>Oh please! He's my husband and I love, honor and obey him.
You don't love him, and he doesn't love you. If that is the
kind of marriage you want, fine. But don't assume what you want is
typical for women - straight or gay.
>I couldn't imagine living 200 miles or
>more away from him for more than a few days.
Because you are not emotionally mature enough to be able to.
You are not capable of living on your own.
>Thurgood brought me some nice flowers and called me "Miss Tucker"
Tucker was your maiden name?
>Love comes later in arranged marriages. It came in no time for us.
Not if you aren't friends. And you still didn't marry for
love.
>You both just don't want to depend on each other too much
Thurgood doesn't depend on you at all. How much "love" does
that show?
>> Is that what Thurgood does to you? You can get away from him,
>> you know. There are groups that help abused women.
>
>Thurgood ADORES me!
For now. Just wait until the day Buford cries a little to loud
or dinner is a little late or cold...
>I'm not completely under Thurgood's control even now. I'm not his slave.
Your chains are golden and invisible. You even admit you are
under his control.
>You just have no concept of decent straight marriage.
I see decent straight marriage all around me. Marriages where
the couple work together to solve problems, do housework, and raise
the kids. Marriages where both partners are equals.
>> You are chained in the bedroom. Only your chains are golden and
>> invisible.
>
>No they're not. I am free.
You are dependent on Thurgood for everything you have.
>I know what my purpose in life is - you don't.
I know what my purpose in life is. You don't seem to. Surely
you can't believe God put you in this world to serve as a living
incubator in a loveless marriage.
>> And you hear it...
>
>I have ways of finding stuff out.
But would you find out in time?
>> No, it's because they can lose their jobs if someone outs them.
>
>That's circular reasoning.
Yes, it is. That's what makes it so sad. Gays are a security
risk only because we are a security risk...
>> Some straights wouldn't join, true. But think back to when the
>> armed forces were racially integrated. That didn't stop all whites
>> from joining.
>
>That's different. The races don't normally prey on each other.
No, but neither do most gays.
>> Gays, like straights, join because they want to protect this
>> country.
>
>I can see I'm not getting through to you there. Believe what you want
>to.
I know what I am talking about because, unlike you, I was in
the military.
>You'll learn the Truth on Judgment Day
What does Judgment Day have to do with anything? The topic was
why gays join the military. Do try to keep up.
>I don't want to join the military. It's full of lesbians.
No, it isn't. There are gays in the military, but the military
isn't full of gays.
Besides, just because you serve with a lesbian doesn't mean
she is lusting after you. (Especially once she got to know you.) You'd
be more at risk of sexual assault from a man than from a woman.
>When did you have your brain operation?
A few years later.
>> Did I say what the outfit looked like? Or even what kind of
>> outfit it was?
>
>No - but I did.
So again, you admit to putting words in my mouth.
>> No, because I don't know the outcome of her actions. She could
>> buy and wear the outfit and have everyone else tell her how good it
>> looks on her.
>
>She could also buy from a queer fashion designer and look like a cheap
>whore if a True Christian didn't warn her of the risks she was taking.
We don't know which outcome would occur.
>It wasn't lust on account of it wasn't sexual.
It was an attraction at first sight. Maybe the lust wasn't
strong enough to feel between your legs, but it was lust.
>chapter on that show "Queer As Folk". Do you watch it?
No.
>I prayed about it and God told me to marry him.
You didn't answer my question. Why did you rush to the altar?
Why didn't you get to know him and get over your apprehension?
>> I remember. I also remember that Steve and I waited until I
>> was over my apprehension. Why wouldn't Thurgood do the same for you?
>
>On account of it was baby night and we both knew our duties.
That comes back to the question I asked above. Why did you
rush to the altar?
>Why couldn't you and Steve wait 'til you all were at least married?
The answer to that question can't be put into words in a way
to explain what I was thinking.
>Did you use condoms or were you on the Pill?
Yes to both. I'd been on the Pill for a while to control my
"double over in blinding pain" cramps.
>I was afraid of the pain involved in losing my Holy Hymen
Did you know that the hymen dissolves in time and can be
stretched with exercise? If you had taken some time, you could have
taken measures to reduce the pain.
>> That still doesn't mean you had to marry someone old enough to
>> be your grandfather.
>
>Even if I love him...
...Which you don't.
>> I was talking about you, not Thurgood. Do learn to read.
>
>I can answer your questions any way I want too Missy.
If you intentionally make comments unrelated to the topic at
hand, you only make yourself look foolish.
>Thurgood is teaching me how he sees the world - so I don't see people his
>age as necessarily old - just mature.
There is nothing wrong with learning from your elders. But you
don't have to marry one to do it!
>> She was diagnosed several years before she came out.
>
>Did she feel lesbian desires before God cursed her with diabetes?
No. She didn't feel desires of any sort. She was too young to
think or care about it.
>It's usually caused by bitterness.
It is caused by the body attacking itself at small sections of
cells in the pancreas called the Islets of Langerhans Those cells stop
producing insulin and diabetes results.
>> I didn't lie to Steve. As soon as I realized I am attracted to women, I told him about it.
>>I had every intention of marrying him.
>
>Ain't that a case of hypocrisy?
No, because I thought I loved him. And contrary to what he
thought, I didn't cheat on him.
>> Funny that you call Sage and "older woman" when she is only 4
>> years my senior. Does that mean that Thurgood is an "ancient man"
>> since he is considerably older than you?
>
>No. "Old" means familiar.
You said "older woman."
>> Who said anything about my experiences? I was talking about
>> Thurgood's life experiences. Do learn to keep up.
>
>I was a drawing a comparison. Why don't YOU learn to keep up?
My comment had nothing to do with me and everything to do with
you and Thurgood. That was very clear in what I said. If you continue
to make comments completely unrelated to the conversation at hand, you
only succeed in showing your ignorance.
Bard Kesnit
>On Fri, 08 Oct 2004 13:09:42 GMT, Bill Baker <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
>> On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 19:01:20 -0700, mother...@wowmail.com (Irreverent
>> cult member Mother Fucker) gave us ANOTHER good laugh in message
>> news:<1dcee589.04100...@posting.google.com>:
>>> Don't be so sure. Anyways - I married Thurgood mostly on account of he
>>> was so nice. Some of the men that came around here a wanting to marry
>>> me started a giving me orders before they even knew my name. Thurgood
>>> brung me some nice flowers and called me "Miss Tucker"
>> Why would he call you that? I thought your maiden name was Whitechapel?
>> Can't you keep your puppets' names straight, Max?
>
>Oh come on. sHe cannot even keep the socks "straight", given the
>return of normie and Beelzedette and Moonshine and Rufus to the
>"gay lifestyle"...
<chuckle> Don't forget Sunshine...
>or maybe some sort of bisexual uber-baby-making "tupperware
>party" where her geezer can get the rest of his 13 promised babies
>all at once from a harem of fillies
I've been saying that for a while. If Thurgood is so obsessed
with 13 more kids - and at his age - the best thing to do is get more
than one woman pregnant at a time. I'm sure the Hickeys would OK it
since Thurgood is only carrying out God's Promise.
>as soon as they've been seeded
>from the junk of his which she's been keeping in a mason jar beneath
>the sink.
Do we know how they are supposedly keeping it fresh and
useable?
Bard Kesnit
> On Fri, 08 Oct 2004 15:53:19 GMT, Bill Baker
> <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
>> On Fri, 08 Oct 2004 14:32:25 +0000, curtsybear <Cur...@Sieber.com>
>> wrote in message news:<2snmnpF...@uni-berlin.de>:
>>> She'll probably go blaming it on some sort of imaginary subliminal
>>> message in the video I sent her.
>
>> Yeah, probably the butterfly porn! LOL!
>
> Well, if sHe's looking for an excuse, sHe'll find one. Just like going
> shopping for a quickie molestation, ah, uh, um, I mean shopping for
> shoes.
Well from what she said in her last post, it seems that the two are pretty
much the same thing. :-)
--
> So are you saying you'd prefer I call you Booger Picker?
It would be nicer than that nasty name you already call me. Why can't
you just call me Mother Tucker? Or even just Mother? You need a good
whooping from somebody.
> Nope. The mythical talking snake didn't "cook up" homosexuality. It's
> just a fact of life, just like some people are left-handed.
No. Satan unleashed homo sexual temptation on the world shortly after
the Fall of Man. He already introduced mouth sex to Adam and Eve when
they were still in the Garden of Eden. Some weak willed people falls
for that wicked temptation to lick and suck and blow and rim - but
most doesn't - thank God. Them that does fall can be cured of that
aberration. I'm here to help.
> Sorry,
You sure are!
> but homosexuals are not comfortable having sex with people of the opposite
> sex any more than left-handed people are comfortable writing with
> their right hand.
They can get over it.
> If you mean abortion, I am certainly in favor of it being kept legal.
That figures. You got no reverence for life. That's why you're so
mean and nasty to me all the time.
> At least you admit our world is the real world.
Your world is different from mine. Mine's real to me and yours is
real to you. Bard is deeply confused about what is real and what
ain't on account of her brain leakage - but the same rule applies to
her too.
> You only imagine it's full of sexual deviants.
No. I can see and SMELL them right before my eyes. This is Fleet
Week in New Sodom - and the streets are a crawling with horny queers
out to recruit straight military men from all over the world. They
leave spooge trails on the side walk some of them.
> Who cares about a relationship with a dead man?
Jesis is ALIVE! Remember that He ascended into Heaven after He rose
from the dead. He is a watching over you and me right now - ready to
rapture me into heaven and to hurl a lightning bolt at you for ALLLL
of your desrespect for Good and True Things and People (like me)!
> Who cares what you think?
Some people. You drink from my over flowing fountain almost every day
don't you?
> And you are also deluded.
No I ain't. I see the Real Truth that the rest of you wicked people
miss. She's confused and you're full of the devil.
> Same thing.
In your SEVERELY limited capacity to perveive the Things of God - they
may seem that way. To those of us with Second Sight there's much more
to it.
> A committed relationship is hardly "cheap thrills."
Homo sexual relationships ain't never really committed. Old Bard
ain't even a shacking up with Sage yet - and when they start - the
sparks will fly - and the blood will spurt. I don't think Bard has
enough white wash to deal with all of that.
> You're just so blind that you can't see how hateful you're being.
How is that hateful? I diagonosed Bard's illnesses and offered to
cure them for her. I call that deep Christian compassion.
> But I'll keep going because I find you funny.
I may stop soon if you keep a showing me so much disrespect. There's
other people out there that value my work - and send REAL money to
help support it.
> That means absolutely nothing.
It means he ain't got no smegma nor foreskin odor - unlike SOME
uncircumcised heathens around here, HUH?
> It's obviously not working, Max.
I done told you I ain't Max. If you don't quit a calling me that I'm
a gonna cut you off again. THEN who will you laugh at and mock every
day? And tell me this - why would Max - a Godless atheist that used
to preach against Holy Circumcision even though he was once a white
Jew - have anything to do with our Most Holy Church - which does
exist?
> Maybe she was laughing at you.
No - she was a lusting after me like a dog. I know how lesbians act -
and she was one of them. Her tongue was a hanging out of her mouth!
> You wish.
No I don't. I wish people could control their lusts more instead of a
coming on to perfect strangers in public places. Other people coulda
thought I was a leading her on the way she was a panting and a
drooling over my white silk panty's. She was a dog in heat. If I had
any water in my purse I woulda threw it on her to cool her down.
> Whatever, Max.
If you call me that in your next post you are cut OFF!
> Because we know what a liar you are.
I don't never lie about nothing. You lie about me. You keep a
calling me Max. My name is Lurlean. You say I exposed myself and got
in trouble with the police. That didn't never happen. You said you
heard there was something between our Holy Church and the police.
That's a lie too. They support and protect us for all the work we do
in the comminity. They were even more supportive when that nice Black
man was our chief. Now that they got a China woman in that position
she expects a lot of hand outs.
> That doesn't mean you don't hear things that don't exist.
They do exist. Your ears are just too full of wax and blasphemy to
hear them yourself. There's probably some smegma involved too!
> She wanted you to buy something.
I don't think so. She offered to give me the shoes I was interested
in in exchange for a quick feel. I told her to go to blazes - but
naturally that still didn't stop her. She was FUELED by sick dog
lust!
> So what?
Believe everything I write and you too can learn the Total Tucker
Truth.
> If you don't like it, tough.
I could ask Crown Princess Keesha to preach here every day. It would
take old Bard all day to translate her Holy Ebonical Preaching into
white Northern English.
> <snip>
That's what you need in the ding-a-ling area - a good snip.
> You said you were planning on having thirteen more.
Eventually. What's wrong with that? I ain't a leaving none of them
on your door step to be corrupted nor abused.
> Well, humans ARE animals.
No. That's what Charles Darwin said 'til he went straight to hell.
Human beings are God's special Creations. Some of us is more special
than most of you!
> Bard's point is that you were not friends first before you fell in love.
> Those marriages have the highest probability of succeeding.
I don't think so. We believe in arranged marriages and only about 1%
of them fail even when the couple don't even get to meet 'til the
wedding day. It's our Deep Faith that keeps us together - not no
friendship. That's New Age nonsense.
> And he put her away. Doesn't sound too patient to me.
No. She ran away from him and moved in with the lesbians. They
pimped her out as a whore to pay the rent and she got the AIDS in no
time. Since Thurgood and her didn't never have no actual sex Sweet
Mother Holiness annulled the marriage.
> True friends don't "come and go." In some cases, friendships last longer
> than marriages.
The devotion ain't the same anyways. What we got is a marriage - not
a friendship. It would be nice if you queers could learn to practice
what you preach and recognize some real diversity in this world. You
all don't on account of you all can't. You're too prejudiced and full
of the devil's lusts. And queer sex partners sure come and go -
sometimes day and night.
> <snip>
Keep a snipping and your smegma problems will leave you forever.
> What??? Now you're just being silly. Either that or you're letting your
> imagination run away with you.
No. I saw them in a John Waters movie.
> Too bad what you say is rarely part of reality.
It may not be no part of your sinful reality. You can have the gay
bars and the compliments from lustful queers and the blasphemy and the
scorn for God's People. And the smegma. I don't want no part of none
of them!
> Who said she was looking for a partner? And who said the lesbians on the
> dance floor already had partners?
They usually come with one partner - meet another one in the dark room
- and wind up a leaving with a new partner. That's dog lust in
action. Eventually the frustration builds up 'til they realize they
need a MAN!
> That sounds like that Ebonics language that you worship so much.
I don't worship it. I just acknowledge it as a bona fide tongue. And
all kinds of lesbians say that as a come on line.
> Yes we will, won't we?
Yes - we sure will. You'll be in hell by then though - so I wouldn't
get too impatient about it.
> And it's probably true.
Oh come on! Lesbian lust is pure frustration. They can't never get
as deep as a real man can. They can only lick and suck and slobber
all over each other or use them nasty gadgets. Or veggy's.
> Just because you have to imagine that in order to make the world fit your
> narrow view doesn't mean it's true.
In this case it's completely true though. Lesbian "love" is just dog
lust all prettied up.
> You're one to talk about regional dialects.
I know. I told you I was highly educated.
> <snip>
Still at it? Why don't you go see a doctor about your smegma issue's?
> Why would he call you that? I thought your maiden name was Whitechapel?
It is - but that's how we finalize the betrothals in the Deep South.
The future husband calls the future wife "Miss" plus his last name.
Didn't you know that?
> Can't you keep your puppets' names straight, Max?
I already addressed that issue. I am Mother Lurlean Tucker - and ONLY
Mother Lurlean Tucker. When you're a responding to my Holiness
Preaching - please have the courtesy not to drag in your lust for
Godless white Jews.
> Unfortunately for you, you are the one who lies.
I never!
> Arranged marriages are from the Dark Ages and should have stayed there.
That's your opinion. Don't force it on me. In Bible times marriages
was usually arranged. That way works best for us. Deal with it.
> Yes, typical idiocy from you, Max.
Bard's confusion is a spreading to you I see. I'm Lurlean. Deal with
it or I'll go preach somewheres else.
> Why should she believe you, liar?
On account of I always preach the Gospel Truth. And I ain't no liar
neither.
> <snip>
Are you a sawing it off?
> Actually, you're the one living a deviant lifestyle. The majority of
> people don't have arranged marriages.
Too bad for them. They don't got no idea what they're a missing.
> Like she said...
Fine. What do you all expect me to do? Give up my husband and my
baby and all the wonderful things I do for all kinds of people? What
then? Should I fornicate like old Bard or go to gay bars and
blaspheme the Lord like you? What will them choices get me? And why
should I pattern my life after a couple of sinners?
> <snip>
Keep it up. You'll get there eventually.
> No, she's not a slave to the mythical talking snake.
I didn't never say that. I said she was Satan's lust slave. He ain't
mythical and he only appears to some people - such as your ding-a-ling
worshippers - in the guise of a snake.
> The "Mission: Impossible" theme must play constantly in your life.
No - never! Does "The Addams Family" song play at your house?
> A rag with less credibility than the National Enquirer.
Your beliefs led you to blaspheme the Holy Ghost. You'll pay the
ultimate price for your lack of Faith. How are you any better?
> She has no "dog lust."
Lesbian desire is dog lust - no matter how much whipped cream you
squirt on top.
> Of course she does. She's living it.
She's living a sinful life style that's a gonna provoke the Wrath of
God against her.
> Yeah, and we all know how that turns out, HUH?
True every time - that's how.
> No she didn't.
I say she did. She had no business infiltrating the military as a
lesbian secret agent for Satan.
> Nope, sorry. Circular reasoning is what fundamentalist religion thrives
> on.
No it ain't. Our Holy Religion is based on Truth and not nothing
else.
> Wrong.
No - YOU'RE wrong. You're in denial. I hit the nail right on the
head.
> No they aren't, Max.
And I ain't Max neither. Queers are mostly vampires! If they lick
and suck - and Bard says she does - that's what they are.
> She has absolutely nothing to worry about.
Except an eternity in hell fire - along with blasphemers like you.
> No it isn't.
It's been thoroughly infiltrated with the queer element. Our Holy
Black Queen will purge it once she inaugurates the Holy Theocracy.
> No, the mythical talking snake wasn't working on her mind.
I said the devil! Satan is real and he preys on confused young people
like Bard every day. He got her and now possesses her soul.
> Memories don't "leak out" of a person's head, numskull.
I've seen them leak. Sometimes if you boil the pillow case they leak
out on and then drink the brew you can get them back if your head is
wrapped up proper so's they won't leak out again the same way.
> Only a cult would do that.
You always call God's One True Church a cult. That's because you're
evil and full of the devil!
> Who cares what you said, Max?
Who brung him into the conversation? Is he your new queer lover? You
recruited him from the atheist camp.
> Yes it does.
No - it means the True Christian was a trying to help her make a
decision about her wardrobe that would please the Lord.
> Just like soap operas give you some interesting insights into straight
> living.
A lot of queers watches "Queer Ass Folk". Not all straight people
watches soap opera's. I don't for instance. I think they're trashy.
The women on them are always a committing adultery and then a
murdering their fetuses.
> <snip>
Is that filthy foreskin STILL a troubling you?
> Bard was old enough to decide for herself, so what her mother thought was
> irrelevant.
What God thinks will put her in hell for that poor decision on her
part. And if her mama and daddy had brung her up right she wouldn't
have so much trouble with fornication NOR lesbian lusts. I don't
think she got whooped enough.
> That's just the opinion of the men who wrote the Bible. I'm certainly
> willing to burn in hell for eternity for my beliefs if I'm wrong.
Fine - you'll get that wish real soon.
> Can you say the same thing about yourself?
I know I ain't a going nowheres near hell - so your little proposal
doesn't apply to me. God has revealed to me that I'm in His favor
though.
> <snip>
Again? It's became a real fetish for you HUH?
> We know no such thing. That's YOUR delusion.
No - it's true. Homo sexuals are almost constantly lustful. "Them
Queer Ass Folk" confirms it.
> That's just because you're confused yourself.
Oh no. My mind is crystal clear.
> <snip>
Snap!
> As easily as any other human being.
Lesbians are vampires though. They know their thirst - not no love.
> <snip>
Snipe!
> And we can do the same to you, Max.
I'm Lurlean. And I got my hand on the chain eady to flush you down
where you belong - out of my wholesome Christian life.
> Nope. She has all she needs in Sage.
How would you know? Sage is a vampirella.
> <snip>
Snoop!
> Not if she intended to marry him.
The devil knew what he was a doing to her all along - and she played
right along with his evil scheme.
> There's no way she could have purged her "lesbian desires." It's a part
> of who she is.
No. They can easily be cured thru faith and prayer. And maybe just a
little mild torture.
> No it isn't.
It is. You just ignored that part. Queers are BANNED from the
military. Their superiors just can't ask nor pursue - and they ain't
supposed to tell what they are. Bill Clinton - now THAT was a dirty
old man if there ever was one - TRIED to lift the BAN (!!!) on queers
in the military - but he ran into too much opposition and everybody
compromised with "don't ask - don't tell". Also - something you and
your senile friend Craig Chilton need to remember is that Clinton's
first term wasn't all that prosperous. The economy didn't really
start to hum 'til 1996 - when he was elected to a second term. It
only got good in 1998 - and by 2000 it was out of steam again. That's
why we need a Holy Black Queen in this country to keep our economy in
shape. Greedy white pigs can't do it. Neither can no dirty old men.
> On a religious website, no doubt.
That's where you find the Truth every time. But it's on the
government web sites too.
> Sorry, but you can't.
We can and do. I cured a dog bite this very afternoon at our Holy
Church.
> But you called Sage an "older woman" as if that mattered.
Well - she is older than Bard - and as such is the corrupting
influence in her life. Sage is a vampirella.
> Yes, we all know you compare everything to sex.
I never! I compare filth to Truth! I'm always on the side of the
Gospel Truth.
> She probably just can't take your lies. She was probably correcting you
> for your edification.
She's a lesbian. Lesbo's can't edify nobody else. She can only TRY
to drag me down to her level - the DOGGG level. I'll stay right where
I am if you all don't mind - and even if you do!
> We will if you do.
I always mind my manners. I ooze politeness and charm.
> Argument from Intimidation:
> 1. See this bonfire?
> 2. Therefore God exists.
I ain't a gonna toss nobody in no bonfire. The Bible says there's a
burning hell. I done seen it. I seen throngs of homo sexuals a
crying out from its bowels "Don't make the same mistakes that WE did
by not a listening to True Christian Preachers". I also seen God and
I KNOW my Redeemer lives and will soon judge evil doers!
Deep in prayer like always -
Reverend L.W.T.
God's Pet Preacherette
> Smegma <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> slithered and spoke in message
> news:<pan.2004.10.08....@postini.spamcon.org>...
Oh, a new nickname for me? How cute!
>> So are you saying you'd prefer I call you Booger Picker?
>
> It would be nicer than that nasty name you already call me. Why can't
> you just call me Mother Tucker? Or even just Mother?
Because that wouldn't be any fun.
> You need a good whooping from somebody.
Hey, something we agree on! >:-D
>> Nope. The mythical talking snake didn't "cook up" homosexuality. It's
>> just a fact of life, just like some people are left-handed.
>
> No. Satan unleashed homo sexual temptation on the world shortly after
> the Fall of Man. He already introduced mouth sex to Adam and Eve when
> they were still in the Garden of Eden. Some weak willed people falls
> for that wicked temptation to lick and suck and blow and rim - but most
> doesn't - thank God. Them that does fall can be cured of that
> aberration. I'm here to help.
Such delusions.
>> Sorry,
>
> You sure are!
A cult member? No, that would be you.
>> but homosexuals are not comfortable having sex with people of the
>> opposite sex any more than left-handed people are comfortable writing
>> with their right hand.
>
> They can get over it.
So can you.
>> If you mean abortion, I am certainly in favor of it being kept legal.
>
> That figures. You got no reverence for life. That's why you're so mean
> and nasty to me all the time.
You only imagine that I'm mean and nasty because you have no sense of
humor.
>> At least you admit our world is the real world.
>
> Your world is different from mine. Mine's real to me and yours is real
> to you. Bard is deeply confused about what is real and what ain't on
> account of her brain leakage - but the same rule applies to her too.
So you admit that we all have different views. Next you can admit that
ours are just as valid as yours.
>> You only imagine it's full of sexual deviants.
>
> No. I can see and SMELL them right before my eyes. This is Fleet Week
> in New Sodom - and the streets are a crawling with horny queers out to
> recruit straight military men from all over the world. They leave
> spooge trails on the side walk some of them.
Like I said - you only imagine it's full of sexual deviants.
>> Who cares about a relationship with a dead man?
>
> Jesis
Jesis???
> is ALIVE! Remember that He ascended into Heaven after He rose from the
> dead. He is a watching over you and me right now - ready to rapture me
> into heaven and to hurl a lightning bolt at you for ALLLL of your
> desrespect for Good and True Things and People (like me)!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>> Who cares what you think?
>
> Some people. You drink from my over flowing fountain almost every day
> don't you?
Are you inviting me to a golden shower?
>> And you are also deluded.
>
> No I ain't. I see the Real Truth that the rest of you wicked people
> miss. She's confused and you're full of the devil.
You're the one who's confused, and I'm not full of the mythical talking
snake.
>> Same thing.
>
> In your SEVERELY limited capacity to perveive the Things of God - they
> may seem that way. To those of us with Second Sight there's much more
> to it.
Yes, things do seem clear to the brainwashed.
>> A committed relationship is hardly "cheap thrills."
>
> Homo sexual relationships ain't never really committed. Old Bard ain't
> even a shacking up with Sage yet - and when they start - the sparks will
> fly - and the blood will spurt. I don't think Bard has enough white
> wash to deal with all of that.
In your opinion.
>> You're just so blind that you can't see how hateful you're being.
>
> How is that hateful? I diagonosed Bard's illnesses and offered to cure
> them for her. I call that deep Christian compassion.
You offered her false hope and you want to brainwash her into your cult.
>> But I'll keep going because I find you funny.
>
> I may stop soon if you keep a showing me so much disrespect. There's
> other people out there that value my work - and send REAL money to help
> support it.
See if I care. You'll just invent a new sock puppet, Max.
>> That means absolutely nothing.
>
> It means he ain't got no smegma nor foreskin odor - unlike SOME
> uncircumcised heathens around here, HUH?
Who would that be?
>> It's obviously not working, Max.
>
> I done told you I ain't Max. If you don't quit a calling me that I'm a
> gonna cut you off again. THEN who will you laugh at and mock every day?
You.
> And tell me this - why would Max - a Godless atheist that used to
> preach against Holy Circumcision even though he was once a white Jew -
> have anything to do with our Most Holy Church - which does exist?
If he's an atheist, he must want to defame Christianity and make it out to
look like its members are whacked-out cultists. So far, you've succeeded,
Max.
>> Maybe she was laughing at you.
>
> No - she was a lusting after me like a dog. I know how lesbians act -
> and she was one of them. Her tongue was a hanging out of her mouth!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
>> You wish.
>
> No I don't. I wish people could control their lusts more instead of a
> coming on to perfect strangers in public places. Other people coulda
> thought I was a leading her on the way she was a panting and a drooling
> over my white silk panty's. She was a dog in heat. If I had any water
> in my purse I woulda threw it on her to cool her down.
You just wanted to recruit her into your BDSM sex club you disguise as a
church.
>> Whatever, Max.
>
> If you call me that in your next post you are cut OFF!
If you say so, Max.
>> Because we know what a liar you are.
>
> I don't never lie about nothing. You lie about me. You keep a calling
> me Max. My name is Lurlean. You say I exposed myself and got in
> trouble with the police. That didn't never happen.
So what?
> You said you heard there was something between our Holy Church and the
> police.
No I didn't.
> That's a lie too. They support and protect us for all the work we do in
> the comminity.
Like bulldozing other people's property and burying radioactive waste?
> They were even more supportive when that nice Black man was our chief.
> Now that they got a China woman in that position she expects a lot of
> hand outs.
More delusions.
>> That doesn't mean you don't hear things that don't exist.
>
> They do exist. Your ears are just too full of wax and blasphemy to hear
> them yourself. There's probably some smegma involved too!
Hearing voices that aren't there is a sign of insanity, Max.
>> She wanted you to buy something.
>
> I don't think so. She offered to give me the shoes I was interested in
> in exchange for a quick feel. I told her to go to blazes - but
> naturally that still didn't stop her. She was FUELED by sick dog lust!
Liar.
>> So what?
>
> Believe everything I write and you too can learn the Total Tucker Truth.
In other words, I'd be just as loony as you, Max?
>> If you don't like it, tough.
>
> I could ask Crown Princess Keesha to preach here every day. It would
> take old Bard all day to translate her Holy Ebonical Preaching into
> white Northern English.
And one second for me to cross-post it to alt.flame.niggers.
>> <snip>
>
> That's what you need in the ding-a-ling area - a good snip.
You're getting all wet thinking about it, aren't you?
>> You said you were planning on having thirteen more.
>
> Eventually. What's wrong with that? I ain't a leaving none of them on
> your door step to be corrupted nor abused.
I don't abuse children. That's primarily the domain of fundamentalist
Christians.
>> Well, humans ARE animals.
>
> No. That's what Charles Darwin said 'til he went straight to hell.
Ah, now we come to the "Argument from Post-Death Experience:"
1. Person X died an Atheist (or Evolutionist).
2. He now realizes his mistake.
3. Therefore, God exists.
> Human beings are God's special Creations. Some of us is more special
> than most of you!
And now, the "Argument from Superiority:"
1. If God does not exist, then I am an inferior being, since I am not
"special" in a cosmic sense.
2. But I am superior because I am a Christian.
3. Therefore, God exists.
>> Bard's point is that you were not friends first before you fell in
>> love. Those marriages have the highest probability of succeeding.
>
> I don't think so.
It's a fact.
> We believe in arranged marriages and only about 1% of them fail even
> when the couple don't even get to meet 'til the wedding day. It's our
> Deep Faith that keeps us together - not no friendship. That's New Age
> nonsense.
I'd rather have New Age nonsense than Dark Age silliness.
>> And he put her away. Doesn't sound too patient to me.
>
> No. She ran away from him and moved in with the lesbians. They pimped
> her out as a whore to pay the rent and she got the AIDS in no time.
> Since Thurgood and her didn't never have no actual sex Sweet Mother
> Holiness annulled the marriage.
I'm just glad she got away from your cult.
>> True friends don't "come and go." In some cases, friendships last
>> longer than marriages.
>
> The devotion ain't the same anyways. What we got is a marriage - not a
> friendship. It would be nice if you queers
So you think I'm gay now?
> could learn to practice what you preach and recognize some real
> diversity in this world. You all don't on account of you all can't.
> You're too prejudiced and full of the devil's lusts.
We wouldn't even be telling you how wrong you are if you didn't come in
here saying how homosexuals are going to hell.
> And queer sex partners sure come and go - sometimes day and night.
Sometimes.
>> <snip>
>
> Keep a snipping and your smegma problems will leave you forever.
They already have. No snipping necessary.
>> What??? Now you're just being silly. Either that or you're letting
>> your imagination run away with you.
>
> No. I saw them in a John Waters movie.
Ah. It figures that you got that information from a fictional comedy
movie.
>> Too bad what you say is rarely part of reality.
>
> It may not be no part of your sinful reality. You can have the gay bars
> and the compliments from lustful queers and the blasphemy and the scorn
> for God's People. And the smegma. I don't want no part of none of
> them!
So that's why you won't join the real world. You're afraid of it.
>> Who said she was looking for a partner? And who said the lesbians on
>> the dance floor already had partners?
>
> They usually come with one partner - meet another one in the dark room -
> and wind up a leaving with a new partner. That's dog lust in action.
> Eventually the frustration builds up 'til they realize they need a MAN!
Nope. But it's a nice fantasy you've built up for yourself.
>> That sounds like that Ebonics language that you worship so much.
>
> I don't worship it. I just acknowledge it as a bona fide tongue. And
> all kinds of lesbians say that as a come on line.
Whatever, Max.
>> Yes we will, won't we?
>
> Yes - we sure will. You'll be in hell by then though - so I wouldn't
> get too impatient about it.
Such fantasies.
>> And it's probably true.
>
> Oh come on! Lesbian lust is pure frustration. They can't never get as
> deep as a real man can. They can only lick and suck and slobber all
> over each other or use them nasty gadgets. Or veggy's.
Sounds like you just didn't have the right woman.
>> Just because you have to imagine that in order to make the world fit
>> your narrow view doesn't mean it's true.
>
> In this case it's completely true though. Lesbian "love" is just dog
> lust all prettied up.
In your opinion.
>> You're one to talk about regional dialects.
>
> I know. I told you I was highly educated.
In the backwoods of Mississippi with a graduating class of 48. ROTFLMAO!!!
>> <snip>
>
> Still at it? Why don't you go see a doctor about your smegma issue's?
Because I don't have any.
>> Why would he call you that? I thought your maiden name was
>> Whitechapel?
>
> It is - but that's how we finalize the betrothals in the Deep South. The
> future husband calls the future wife "Miss" plus his last name. Didn't
> you know that?
No. You're just making stuff up now, Max.
>> Can't you keep your puppets' names straight, Max?
>
> I already addressed that issue. I am Mother Lurlean Tucker - and ONLY
> Mother Lurlean Tucker. When you're a responding to my Holiness
> Preaching - please have the courtesy not to drag in your lust for
> Godless white Jews.
Keep your fantasies out of this, Max.
>> Unfortunately for you, you are the one who lies.
>
> I never!
You always!
>> Arranged marriages are from the Dark Ages and should have stayed there.
>
> That's your opinion. Don't force it on me. In Bible times marriages
> was usually arranged. That way works best for us. Deal with it.
That's fine. As long as you are comfortable being treated like chattel.
>> Yes, typical idiocy from you, Max.
>
> Bard's confusion is a spreading to you I see. I'm Lurlean. Deal with
> it or I'll go preach somewheres else.
See if I care. I'll just have fun with your next sock, Max.
>> Why should she believe you, liar?
>
> On account of I always preach the Gospel Truth. And I ain't no liar
> neither.
You are a documented liar, Max.
>> <snip>
>
> Are you a sawing it off?
If you want to fantasize that I am.
>> Actually, you're the one living a deviant lifestyle. The majority of
>> people don't have arranged marriages.
>
> Too bad for them. They don't got no idea what they're a missing.
Actually, they do. That's why they're missing it.
>> Like she said...
>
> Fine. What do you all expect me to do? Give up my husband and my baby
> and all the wonderful things I do for all kinds of people? What then?
> Should I fornicate like old Bard or go to gay bars and blaspheme the
> Lord like you? What will them choices get me?
Happiness and a sense of humor, if you go by me.
> And why should I pattern my life after a couple of sinners?
No one said you should.
>> <snip>
>
> Keep it up. You'll get there eventually.
Is that what you say to Thurgood on your baby-making nights?
>> No, she's not a slave to the mythical talking snake.
>
> I didn't never say that. I said she was Satan's lust slave.
That's what I said - the mythical talking snake.
> He ain't mythical and he only appears to some people - such as your
> ding-a-ling worshippers - in the guise of a snake.
If you know this, you must be a "ding-a-ling worshipper."
>> The "Mission: Impossible" theme must play constantly in your life.
>
> No - never! Does "The Addams Family" song play at your house?
Only when I watch it.
>> A rag with less credibility than the National Enquirer.
>
> Your beliefs led you to blaspheme the Holy Ghost. You'll pay the
> ultimate price for your lack of Faith. How are you any better?
I am now free. I can do whatever I want because the result will be the
same.
>> She has no "dog lust."
>
> Lesbian desire is dog lust - no matter how much whipped cream you squirt
> on top.
Your fantasy is not Bard's reality.
>> Of course she does. She's living it.
>
> She's living a sinful life style that's a gonna provoke the Wrath of God
> against her.
Only in your delusions.
>> Yeah, and we all know how that turns out, HUH?
>
> True every time - that's how.
Yeah, just like you "heard" about my orgy-going? I'll bet that stung, HUH?
>> No she didn't.
>
> I say she did. She had no business infiltrating the military as a
> lesbian secret agent for Satan.
Your delusions are not reality.
>> Nope, sorry. Circular reasoning is what fundamentalist religion
>> thrives on.
>
> No it ain't. Our Holy Religion is based on Truth and not nothing else.
You'll excuse me if I don't take your word for it, Miss "The-Bible-Is-
True-Because-It-Says-It's-True."
>> Wrong.
>
> No - YOU'RE wrong. You're in denial. I hit the nail right on the head.
Sorry, Max, you're the one in denial.
>> No they aren't, Max.
>
> And I ain't Max neither. Queers are mostly vampires! If they lick and
> suck - and Bard says she does - that's what they are.
So by your "logic," children eating lollipops are vampires.
>> She has absolutely nothing to worry about.
>
> Except an eternity in hell fire - along with blasphemers like you.
Not even that. But on the very slim chance that I am wrong, I will
happily burn in hell for my beliefs. Can you say the same thing about you
and your beliefs?
>> No it isn't.
>
> It's been thoroughly infiltrated with the queer element. Our Holy Black
> Queen will purge it once she inaugurates the Holy Theocracy.
Good thing that will never happen.
>> No, the mythical talking snake wasn't working on her mind.
>
> I said the devil! Satan is real and he preys on confused young people
> like Bard every day. He got her and now possesses her soul.
No, the mythical talking snake does not possess her inner spook.
>> Memories don't "leak out" of a person's head, numskull.
>
> I've seen them leak.
Then you are deluded.
> Sometimes if you boil the pillow case they leak out on and then drink
> the brew you can get them back if your head is wrapped up proper so's
> they won't leak out again the same way.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
>> Only a cult would do that.
>
> You always call God's One True Church a cult. That's because you're
> evil and full of the devil!
That doesn't make what I said any less true.
>> Who cares what you said, Max?
>
> Who brung him into the conversation? Is he your new queer lover? You
> recruited him from the atheist camp.
You would know, Max.
>> Yes it does.
>
> No - it means the True Christian was a trying to help her make a
> decision about her wardrobe that would please the Lord.
Why should they try to please your mythical sky pixie?
>> Just like soap operas give you some interesting insights into straight
>> living.
>
> A lot of queers watches "Queer Ass Folk".
And a lot of straight people watch soap operas.
> Not all straight people watches soap opera's. I don't for instance. I
> think they're trashy. The women on them are always a committing adultery
> and then a murdering their fetuses.
That must be what straight life is like, according to your "logic."
>> <snip>
>
> Is that filthy foreskin STILL a troubling you?
It appears to be troubling you.
>> Bard was old enough to decide for herself, so what her mother thought
>> was irrelevant.
>
> What God thinks will put her in hell for that poor decision on her part.
> And if her mama and daddy had brung her up right she wouldn't have so
> much trouble with fornication NOR lesbian lusts. I don't think she got
> whooped enough.
Are you offering, Miss BDSM?
>> That's just the opinion of the men who wrote the Bible. I'm certainly
>> willing to burn in hell for eternity for my beliefs if I'm wrong.
>
> Fine - you'll get that wish real soon.
Whatever you say, Max.
>> Can you say the same thing about yourself?
>
> I know I ain't a going nowheres near hell - so your little proposal
> doesn't apply to me. God has revealed to me that I'm in His favor
> though.
You could just as easily be being deceived by the "devil." Are you
convinced enough of your beliefs that you would be willing to burn in hell
for them?
>> <snip>
>
> Again? It's became a real fetish for you HUH?
Apparently it's a real fetish for you.
>> We know no such thing. That's YOUR delusion.
>
> No - it's true. Homo sexuals are almost constantly lustful. "Them
> Queer Ass Folk" confirms it.
Just like the soap operas confirm how lustful straights are.
>> That's just because you're confused yourself.
>
> Oh no. My mind is crystal clear.
Is that why you can shine a flashlight right through your head?
>> <snip>
>
> Snap!
Yes, your mind certainly has.
>> As easily as any other human being.
>
> Lesbians are vampires though. They know their thirst - not no love.
Yes, I realize that dehumanizing them is the only way you can feel good
about yourself.
>> <snip>
>
> Snipe!
Yes, you certainly are.
>> And we can do the same to you, Max.
>
> I'm Lurlean. And I got my hand on the chain eady to flush you down
> where you belong - out of my wholesome Christian life.
Typical fundie Christian. Can't bear to hear the truth.
>> Nope. She has all she needs in Sage.
>
> How would you know? Sage is a vampirella.
How would you know? You're a cultist.
>> <snip>
>
> Snoop!
You want me to find you some porn?
>> Not if she intended to marry him.
>
> The devil knew what he was a doing to her all along - and she played
> right along with his evil scheme.
Then obviously she wasn't in control and can't be held accountable.
>> There's no way she could have purged her "lesbian desires." It's a
>> part of who she is.
>
> No. They can easily be cured thru faith and prayer. And maybe just a
> little mild torture.
You fantasize about that often, eh, Max?
>> No it isn't.
>
> It is.
No it isn't.
> You just ignored that part. Queers are BANNED from the military.
No they aren't.
> Their superiors just can't ask nor pursue - and they ain't supposed to
> tell what they are. Bill Clinton - now THAT was a dirty old man if
> there ever was one - TRIED to lift the BAN (!!!) on queers in the
> military - but he ran into too much opposition and everybody compromised
> with "don't ask - don't tell".
Effectively lifting the ban.
> Also - something you and your senile friend Craig Chilton need to
> remember is that Clinton's first term wasn't all that prosperous.
Duh -- we were recovering from Bush Sr's economy.
> The economy didn't really start to hum 'til 1996 - when he was elected
> to a second term. It only got good in 1998 - and by 2000 it was out of
> steam again. That's why we need a Holy Black Queen in this country to
> keep our economy in shape. Greedy white pigs can't do it. Neither can
> no dirty old men.
Neither can your cult leader.
>> On a religious website, no doubt.
>
> That's where you find the Truth every time.
No, that's where you find religious propaganda devoid of the truth.
> But it's on the government web sites too.
Nope.
>> Sorry, but you can't.
>
> We can and do. I cured a dog bite this very afternoon at our Holy
> Church.
No you didn't.
>> But you called Sage an "older woman" as if that mattered.
>
> Well - she is older than Bard - and as such is the corrupting influence
> in her life. Sage is a vampirella.
Bullshit.
>> Yes, we all know you compare everything to sex.
>
> I never! I compare filth to Truth! I'm always on the side of the
> Gospel Truth.
You don't fool us, Max.
>> She probably just can't take your lies. She was probably correcting
>> you for your edification.
>
> She's a lesbian. Lesbo's can't edify nobody else. She can only TRY to
> drag me down to her level - the DOGGG level. I'll stay right where I am
> if you all don't mind - and even if you do!
Of course I don't mind, Max. You're funny the way you are.
>> We will if you do.
>
> I always mind my manners. I ooze politeness and charm.
You ooze rudeness and hostility.
>> Argument from Intimidation:
>> 1. See this bonfire?
>> 2. Therefore God exists.
>
> I ain't a gonna toss nobody in no bonfire. The Bible says there's a
> burning hell. I done seen it. I seen throngs of homo sexuals a crying
> out from its bowels "Don't make the same mistakes that WE did by not a
> listening to True Christian Preachers". I also seen God and I KNOW my
> Redeemer lives and will soon judge evil doers!
Yes, we know you're deluded.
> Deep in prayer like always -
>
>
> Reverend M-F
> God's Pet
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>Bill Baker <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> said in message
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>
>You need a good whooping from somebody.
Are you offering?
>Some weak willed people fall for that wicked temptation to lick and suck
>and blow and rim - but most doesn't
Most do, actually.
>> but homosexuals are not comfortable having sex with people of the opposite
>> sex any more than left-handed people are comfortable writing with
>> their right hand.
>
>They can get over it.
<sarcasm> What a Christian attitude... <end sarcasm>
>> You only imagine it's full of sexual deviants.
>
>No. I can see and SMELL them right before my eyes.
You are insane. Please see a mental health professional.
>> Who cares what you think?
>
>Some people. You drink from my overflowing fountain almost every day
>don't you?
We read and post replies to what you say. That doesn't mean we
believe any of it.
>> A committed relationship is hardly "cheap thrills."
>
>Homosexual relationships aren't really committed.
My relationship to Sage is, and I can think of a lot more that
are as well.
> Old Bard isn't even shacking up with Sage yet
I can think of several committed gay couples who live
together. Including a few that have been living together longer than
you have been alive.
>and when they start - the sparks will fly - and the blood will spurt.
I see what a low opinion you have of loving relationships.
Maybe you should get to know some married people. See what
interactions they have. See how they work together.
>> That means absolutely nothing.
>
>It means he has no smegma or foreskin odor
But that doesn't mean he isn't a dirty old man.
>> Maybe she was laughing at you.
>
>No - she was lusting after me like a dog.
You aren't Helen of Troy. People do not rush down the street,
begging to look at your ankles. If you believe they do, you are guilty
of the sin of pride.
>> That doesn't mean you don't hear things that don't exist.
>
>They do exist. Your ears are just too full of wax
I clean my ears daily.
>I could ask Crown Princess Keesha to preach here every day. It would
>take old Bard all day to translate her Holy Ebonical Preaching into
>white Northern English.
Probably not much longer than it takes me to fix your grammar.
>> You said you were planning on having thirteen more.
>
>Eventually. What's wrong with that?
You have no way to support them. For someone who slams others
for living on welfare, you don't make any effort to find a way to
support yourself and your 14 kids if something happens. Do you really
think you can weave and sell enough blankets to serve 45 healthy meals
a day?
>I don't think so. We believe in arranged marriages and only about 1%
>of them fail
Because you're church won't let them divorce. The couple could
be sleeping in separate beds in separate rooms, but as long as they
are still married, the marriage is a success.
>It's our Deep Faith that keeps us together - not friendship. That's New Age nonsense.
That isn't "New Age nonsense." That is what couples who have
been married for 40+ years credit for keeping them together and in
love.
Marriages based on sex (like yours) fail. You and Thurgood may
stay married, but the attachment you have to each other will fall
apart.
>What we have is a marriage - not a friendship.
So what you have is two people who live in the same house and
have sex, but with no other connection in their lives. Sheesh! Why do
you even bother to live together? It would be a lot easier if your
church just put people up in separate apartments and only let them
come together for procreation. At least everyone involved would be
honest about what was going on.
>> What??? Now you're just being silly. Either that or you're letting your
>> imagination run away with you.
>
>No. I saw them in a John Waters movie.
Movies are fiction. Those rooms do not exist.
>> Who said she was looking for a partner? And who said the lesbians on the
>> dance floor already had partners?
>
>They usually come with one partner - meet another one in the dark room
>- and wind up a leaving with a new partner.
Wrong again. You had better pray extra hard tonight that God
forgives your sin of lying. That black mark on your soul is getting
bigger and bigger. If you don't repent, God may wash his hands of you.
> Eventually the frustration builds up 'til they realize they
>need a MAN!
You think you need a man because you are too emotionally
immature to be able to stand on your own. You believe that you are
nothing without a husband. Most women (including straight woman) know
that they can survive without a man. They get married because they
choose to, not because they feel they have to.
> And all kinds of lesbians say that as a come on line.
I have never heard a lesbian say that as a pick up line.
>Oh come on! Lesbian lust is pure frustration.
No, it isn't. If anyone is frustrated, it's you. Sex is so
much better when you have an emotional attachment (love) to your
partner.
>They can't never get as deep as a real man can.
Women can get a lot deeper than a man. You would know that if
you thought about it for a minute.
>> Why would he call you that? I thought your maiden name was Whitechapel?
>
>It is - but that's how we finalize the betrothals in the Deep South.
So why did he call you "Miss" Tucker? If he was fanaticizing,
he would have called you "Mrs." Tucker.
>The future husband calls the future wife "Miss" plus his last name.
>Didn't you know that?
I grew up in the South, as did Sage. We both still live in the
South. You are just making up a story in order to cover your blatant
mistake.
>> Like she said...
>
>Fine. What do you all expect me to do? Give up my husband and my
>baby and all the wonderful things I do for all kinds of people?
You don't have to give up your husband or your child. But
don't you want a break from the never ending round of cleaning and
cooking. Don't you want to know people who respect you for who you are
and not what they want you to do for them?
>> No she didn't.
>
>I say she did.
You can say anything you want, but that doesn't make it true.
>> No, the mythical talking snake wasn't working on her mind.
>
>I said the devil!
The devil is the talking snake. I thought you had read the
Bible…
>> Memories don't "leak out" of a person's head, numskull.
>
>I've seen them leak.
You are insane. Seek the help of a mental health professional.
>I don't think she got whooped enough.
We all know your father abused you and look how you turned
out... An immature slug whose sole purpose in life is to pop out kids
for a man old enough to be her grandfather.
>> Can you say the same thing about yourself?
>
>I know I'm not a going anywhere near hell
You are if you don't repent of your sins. (The first step is
admitting you commit sins. You are still there.)
>Those "Queer As Folk" confirm it.
That is like saying all heterosexuals sleep around and are
demon possessed because the soap operas show that. (Yes, I did see a
soap opera with a demon possession several years ago.)
>No. They can easily be cured thru faith and prayer. And maybe just a
>little mild torture.
I'm not into S/M.
>> But you called Sage an "older woman" as if that mattered.
>
>Well - she is older than Bard - and as such is the corrupting
>influence in her life.
Oh, so does that make Thurgood a corrupting influence in your
life since he is much older than you? (I think he is. He reinforces
your self-esteem problem. I think he is an emotional abuser.)
Bard Kesnit
> Oh come on. sHe
I'm a she. I know you got troubles a getting things straight - but
please try for me on this one issue OK?
> cannot even keep the socks "straight", given the return of normie and
> Beelzedette and Moonshine and Rufus to the "gay lifestyle"...
I didn't have nothing to do with none of that. They was all
infiltrators in our Holy Church that got caught up in the last witch
hunt. Now we conduct one every year to get a hold of the queers and
witches that wants to destroy us from within. It stands to reason
that any True Christian Church in the heart of New Sodom would attarct
the queer element. They wanna het their hands - and mouths - on
everything and degrade it with their dog lust. I also ain't no sock.
I'm a real person with a real house and a real husband and a real baby
and a real Holy Church where Jesus comes all the time to perform real
miracles -including the spiritual cleansing of homo sexual lepers.
> This sock may not be all that well-starched for too much longer
> either, given her recent outings where she was flapping her undies
> in the face of innocent salesladies and then kicking them with her
> boots.
That ain't what happened at all. That dyke came on to me and wanted
to finger me so's she could try to turn me queer. You know how
lesbians recruit all the time.
> I figure her for a serious S&M lesbian affair within a few
> moons -- or maybe some sort of bisexual uber-baby-making "tupperware
> party" where her geezer can get the rest of his 13 promised babies
> all at once from a harem of fillies as soon as they've been seeded
> from the junk of his which she's been keeping in a mason jar beneath
> the sink.
That is so crude! I thought we was friends now. I was real nice to
you last time. What more do you want from me? Contributions to the
National Queer Society?
> PRoof is in my .sig:
> "Thurgood's stashed plenty of of his precious seed away for a rainy
> day." -- Lurlean Tucker explains some not-so-kid-friendly rainy-day
> games.
That ain't no game. That's in case his plumbing gets rusty as the
years go by. We'll still have some frozen seed to use in an
emergency.
> She'll probably go blaming it on some sort of imaginary subliminal
> message in the video I sent her.
No. That was a clean DVD. I was actually expecting a whole lot more
wickedness in it. Do you ever make any X rated DVDs? I'm just asking
out of professional curiosity for my Holy Church of course. Dirty
movies don't do a thing for me. But Craig does have nice pecs HUH?
Now I can see why you worship him with your camera.
I'll pray for you and Craig -
Reverend Mother Tucker
The Lord's Little Lambkin
> Actually, I have a strong suspicion that this "church" she belongs to is
> some kind of BDSM sex club. They just hide it under the church name and
> use a P.O. Box to make it seem almost legitimate and avoid paying taxes.
You're wrong - but then ain't you always? Our Holy Church is the
ORIGINAL Christian Church - but there is several sex churches in
Greater Gomorrah - and some of them dish out the pain and shame in a
supposably religious context. They're all Satan's churches of course
- but they are tax exempt like any other so called "church". Looky
here:
http://www.darkside-goddess.org/
How DARE you accuse me of any kinda shady dealings! I'm perfectly
honest. And I didn't steal no shoes from that dyke recruiter neither.
I went out of that store with the shoes I had on when I came in. I
wouldn't wear no corrupt shoes. That woman had cast spells on all
them them and they woulda given me demon blisters if I wore any of
them.
> Either that, or Max has one wild imagination.
Maybe he does - but he ain't no member of our Holy Church and he
doesn't speak for or thru me. I am my own woman - a Woman of God.
> Actually, wouldn't that technically be _very_ "kid-friendly?" ;-)
Maybe he should say "kid conducive".
> Yeah, probably the butterfly porn! LOL!
I don't think it's porn oif it's just still photo's of dumb animals in
the wild a doing their thing. It's porn if a human joins in with the
cown and the sheep - and we all know that happens on farms run by
queers HUH? I've seen the documentary evidence!
A praying for people that CAN be saved -
Which ain't Detroit's Own Mr. Smegma Man -
Mother Lurlean Tucker (with a T like in TOTAL)
A TRUE Christian
> Smegma Man <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> went SPLAT in message
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Hahaha.
>> Actually, I have a strong suspicion that this "church" she belongs to
>> is some kind of BDSM sex club. They just hide it under the church name
>> and use a P.O. Box to make it seem almost legitimate and avoid paying
>> taxes.
>
> You're wrong - but then ain't you always?
No.
> Our Holy Church is the ORIGINAL Christian Church - but there is several
> sex churches in Greater Gomorrah - and some of them dish out the pain
> and shame in a supposably religious context. They're all Satan's
> churches of course - but they are tax exempt like any other so called
> "church". Looky here:
>
> http://www.darkside-goddess.org/
Testing out your new website, Max?
> How DARE you accuse me of any kinda shady dealings! I'm perfectly
> honest.
Sorry, Max, all of us know what a liar you are.
> And I didn't steal no shoes from that dyke recruiter neither. I went
> out of that store with the shoes I had on when I came in. I wouldn't
> wear no corrupt shoes. That woman had cast spells on all them them and
> they woulda given me demon blisters if I wore any of them.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>> Either that, or Max has one wild imagination.
>
> Maybe he does - but he ain't no member of our Holy Church and he doesn't
> speak for or thru me. I am my own woman - a Woman of God.
Whatever you want to fantasize, Max.
>> Actually, wouldn't that technically be _very_ "kid-friendly?" ;-)
>
> Maybe he should say "kid conducive".
That, too.
>> Yeah, probably the butterfly porn! LOL!
>
> I don't think it's porn oif it's just still photo's of dumb animals in
> the wild a doing their thing. It's porn if a human joins in with the
> cown and the sheep - and we all know that happens on farms run by queers
> HUH? I've seen the documentary evidence!
Being from Mississippi, I'm sure you have seen a lot of that.
> A praying for people that CAN be saved - Which ain't Detroit's Own Mr.
> Smegma Man -
Detroit now? What happened to Hell? Can't you make up your mind where
I'm from? I thought God revealed things to you?
> Mother Lurlean Fucker (with an F like in FALSE)
> A FALSE Christian
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>
>> Oh come on. sHe
>
> I'm a she. I know you got troubles a getting things straight - but
> please try for me on this one issue OK?
Whatever you say, Max.
>> cannot even keep the socks "straight", given the return of normie and
>> Beelzedette and Moonshine and Rufus to the "gay lifestyle"...
>
> I didn't have nothing to do with none of that. They was all
> infiltrators in our Holy Church that got caught up in the last witch
> hunt. Now we conduct one every year to get a hold of the queers and
> witches that wants to destroy us from within. It stands to reason that
> any True Christian Church in the heart of New Sodom would attarct the
> queer element.
Like yourself, Max?
> They wanna het their hands - and mouths - on everything and degrade it
> with their dog lust. I also ain't no sock. I'm a real person with a
> real house and a real husband and a real baby and a real Holy Church
Sure you are, Max. Sure you are.
> where Jesus comes all the time to perform real miracles -including the
> spiritual cleansing of homo sexual lepers.
Hahaha. Such delusions.
>> This sock may not be all that well-starched for too much longer either,
>> given her recent outings where she was flapping her undies in the face
>> of innocent salesladies and then kicking them with her boots.
>
> That ain't what happened at all. That dyke came on to me and wanted to
> finger me so's she could try to turn me queer. You know how lesbians
> recruit all the time.
We know how deluded you are, Max.
>> I figure her for a serious S&M lesbian affair within a few moons -- or
>> maybe some sort of bisexual uber-baby-making "tupperware party" where
>> her geezer can get the rest of his 13 promised babies all at once from
>> a harem of fillies as soon as they've been seeded from the junk of his
>> which she's been keeping in a mason jar beneath the sink.
>
> That is so crude! I thought we was friends now. I was real nice to you
> last time. What more do you want from me? Contributions to the
> National Queer Society?
Oh come off it, Max. You know you post these to make us laugh.
>> PRoof is in my .sig:
>> "Thurgood's stashed plenty of of his precious seed away for a rainy
>> day." -- Lurlean Tucker explains some not-so-kid-friendly rainy-day
>> games.
>
> That ain't no game. That's in case his plumbing gets rusty as the years
> go by. We'll still have some frozen seed to use in an emergency.
Hehehehe.
>> She'll probably go blaming it on some sort of imaginary subliminal
>> message in the video I sent her.
>
> No. That was a clean DVD. I was actually expecting a whole lot more
> wickedness in it. Do you ever make any X rated DVDs? I'm just asking
> out of professional curiosity for my Holy Church of course. Dirty
> movies don't do a thing for me.
Sure, Max. Sure.
> But Craig does have nice pecs HUH? Now I can see why you worship him
> with your camera.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Worship with his camera? You're so funny, Max.
> I'll pray for you and Craig -
>
>
> Reverend Mother Fucker
> The Lord's Tasty Little Lamb Chop
--
Lurlean Lie #21:
"he says he believes souls come to earth from other planets."
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
> Oh, a new nickname for me? How cute!
It's every bit as appropriate as the other one.
> Because that wouldn't be any fun.
I ain't here for your amusement. I'm here for your edification. It
ain't a working on you so I better throw in the towel now while I'm
ahead.
> Hey, something we agree on! >:-D
Oh? Are you into pain? You'll get more than you EVER bargained for
one day - in hell.
> Such delusions.
Just cause you ain't never seen no queer cured don't mean WE can't do
it. There's new miracles performed in our Holy Church every day of
the year.
> A cult member? No, that would be you.
No - sorry. A sorry excuse for a human being. That's what you are.
You threw your whole life away on account of you couldn't find the
right Church.
> So can you.
I ain't no queer though. If I was queer I would definitely get over
it. I wanna help Bard over hers - but I'm just about to give up on
her too. She's in too deep. Once you let demons in your body - they
take over completely. When God smites her with one curse or t'other -
she'll remember my preaching. Hopefully she'll repent then.
> You only imagine that I'm mean and nasty because you have no sense of
> humor.
My sense of humor ain't crude and vulgar like yours. It's focused on
Heavenly Things.
> So you admit that we all have different views. Next you can admit that
> ours are just as valid as yours.
No way. Yours and hers are totally depraved. Do you know about John
Calvin's TULIP doctrine? We accept the T part. You and Bard are
perfect examples of total depravity.
> Like I said - you only imagine it's full of sexual deviants.
No - I can see them a cruising all over town. Queers got no sense of
decency. Some of them screw in public door ways if they think
nobody'll come a knocking.
> Jesis???
I mean Jesus - the LORD Jesus!
> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You won't laugh when it happens. You'll FRYYYY!
> Are you inviting me to a golden shower?
No you pervert! I mean you drink up everything I preach. Even when I
ain't a talking to you you respond. I must be a major part of your
life nowadays. That'll soon change.
> You're the one who's confused, and I'm not full of the mythical talking
> snake.
Maybe not - but you're full of the DEVIL!
> Yes, things do seem clear to the brainwashed.
I wouldn't know. I ain't brain washed. My mind got purified - not
washed.
> In your opinion.
That's right. I got a right to that you know. Deal with it.
> You offered her false hope and you want to brainwash her into your cult.
No I didn't - and no I don't. I sincerely wanna help her. I know
she'll be happier with a man that can take good care of her in the bed
room and elsewhere.
After that she can join whatever Church she wants to - even the
Lutheran Church - even though it's lost a lot of its members on
account of all the watered down doctrine they preach nowadays. Martin
Luther is a SPINNING around in his grave! There's TWO queer Lutheran
"churches" in New Sodom now - and one of them has a queer bike club
that tries to recruit all the time. Just a few years ago that would
be unthinkable!
> See if I care. You'll just invent a new sock puppet, Max.
That does it. I warned you. You're flushed.
[Bull snip!]
Reverend Mother Tucker
aka Mother Lurlean W. Tucker
God's Beloved
> Mr. Smegma <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> belched forth message
> news:<pan.2004.10.10....@postini.spamcon.org>...
>
>> Oh, a new nickname for me? How cute!
>
> It's every bit as appropriate as the other one.
Is it, now? ROTFLMAO!!!
>> Because that wouldn't be any fun.
>
> I ain't here for your amusement. I'm here for your edification. It
> ain't a working on you so I better throw in the towel now while I'm
> ahead.
You think you're ahead? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>> Hey, something we agree on! >:-D
>
> Oh? Are you into pain? You'll get more than you EVER bargained for one
> day - in hell.
Good!
>> Such delusions.
>
> Just cause you ain't never seen no queer cured don't mean WE can't do
> it. There's new miracles performed in our Holy Church every day of the
> year.
At least that's what you've been brainwashed to believe.
>> A cult member? No, that would be you.
>
> No - sorry. A sorry excuse for a human being. That's what you are. You
> threw your whole life away on account of you couldn't find the right
> Church.
I found the right church, it just wasn't a Christian church.
>> So can you.
>
> I ain't no queer though. If I was queer I would definitely get over it.
But you still need to get over it.
> I wanna help Bard over hers - but I'm just about to give up on her too.
> She's in too deep. Once you let demons in your body - they take over
> completely. When God smites her with one curse or t'other - she'll
> remember my preaching. Hopefully she'll repent then.
She has nothing to repent of, Max.
>> You only imagine that I'm mean and nasty because you have no sense of
>> humor.
>
> My sense of humor ain't crude and vulgar like yours. It's focused on
> Heavenly Things.
Exactly. You have no sense of humor.
>> So you admit that we all have different views. Next you can admit that
>> ours are just as valid as yours.
>
> No way. Yours and hers are totally depraved. Do you know about John
> Calvin's TULIP doctrine? We accept the T part. You and Bard are
> perfect examples of total depravity.
So is your cult.
>> Like I said - you only imagine it's full of sexual deviants.
>
> No - I can see them a cruising all over town. Queers got no sense of
> decency. Some of them screw in public door ways if they think nobody'll
> come a knocking.
That's what I said - you imagine it's full of sexual deviants.
>> Jesis???
>
> I mean Jesus - the LORD Jesus!
>
>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>
> You won't laugh when it happens. You'll FRYYYY!
Promises, promises.
>> Are you inviting me to a golden shower?
>
> No you pervert! I mean you drink up everything I preach. Even when I
> ain't a talking to you you respond. I must be a major part of your life
> nowadays. That'll soon change.
I respond to you when I need a laugh.
>> You're the one who's confused, and I'm not full of the mythical talking
>> snake.
>
> Maybe not - but you're full of the DEVIL!
No such thing, Max.
>> Yes, things do seem clear to the brainwashed.
>
> I wouldn't know. I ain't brain washed. My mind got purified - not
> washed.
You were brainwashed by your parents.
>> In your opinion.
>
> That's right. I got a right to that you know. Deal with it.
As long as you realize that it's ONLY your opinion.
>> You offered her false hope and you want to brainwash her into your
>> cult.
>
> No I didn't - and no I don't.
Of course you do, Max.
> I sincerely wanna help her. I know she'll be happier with a man that
> can take good care of her in the bed room and elsewhere.
Nope. No man will make her happy like that. She's a LESBIAN.
> After that she can join whatever Church she wants to - even the Lutheran
> Church - even though it's lost a lot of its members on account of all
> the watered down doctrine they preach nowadays. Martin Luther is a
> SPINNING around in his grave! There's TWO queer Lutheran "churches" in
> New Sodom now - and one of them has a queer bike club that tries to
> recruit all the time. Just a few years ago that would be unthinkable!
Such are your delusions.
>> See if I care. You'll just invent a new sock puppet, Max.
>
> That does it. I warned you. You're flushed.
>
> [Bull snip!]
Figures. Fundie Christians can't bear to hear the truth.
> Reverend Mother Fucker
> aka Max the Troll
> God's Beloved Lunatic
--
Lurlean Lie #29:
"The city gave Thurgood an award for a doing that (destroying public
property)."
news:1dcee589.04091...@posting.google.com
Whom I call Sistah Moonshine, since she was always singing like
she'd been nipping at the jug a bit too much.
>>or maybe some sort of bisexual uber-baby-making "tupperware
>>party" where her geezer can get the rest of his 13 promised babies
>>all at once from a harem of fillies
> I've been saying that for a while. If Thurgood is so obsessed
> with 13 more kids - and at his age - the best thing to do is get more
> than one woman pregnant at a time. I'm sure the Hickeys would OK it
> since Thurgood is only carrying out God's Promise.
But they'd make certain he did it blindfolded through a hanging
sheet with a hole in it?
>>as soon as they've been seeded
>>from the junk of his which she's been keeping in a mason jar beneath
>>the sink.
> Do we know how they are supposedly keeping it fresh and
> useable?
More to the point, how do they keep it from crawling around the
room under its own power, given the mobility they ascribe to
blobs of sperm ?
--
"Do you sell your underwear to strangers too Bill? Most homo's does."
-- Lurlean Tucker offers advice on which items sell best on Ebay.
> On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 00:58:03 GMT, Bill Baker
> <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
>> On Fri, 08 Oct 2004 17:39:02 +0000, curtsybear <Cur...@Sieber.com>
>> wrote in message news:<2so1lmF...@uni-berlin.de>:
>>> Well, if sHe's looking for an excuse, sHe'll find one. Just like
>>> going shopping for a quickie molestation, ah, uh, um, I mean shopping
>>> for shoes.
>> Well from what she said in her last post, it seems that the two are
>> pretty much the same thing. :-)
>
> All we need now is an address and her advertisement for her new Payless
> Shoe and Screw store would be complete.
>
> Motto: We still use flouroscopes. But only so we can see the demons as
> we pull them outta your butt.
Good idea. And she can always beg for the venture capital.
--
Funny Lurlean quote #55:
"Some sinners get so much radiation on them that they just blow up and leave a
little pile of ashes behind. If you're a standing too close, you might get
burnt up too!"
THat's wHat I wrote: "sHe". You're a sHe. Good enougH?
>> cannot even keep the socks "straight", given the return of normie and
>> Beelzedette and Moonshine and Rufus to the "gay lifestyle"...
> I didn't have nothing to do with none of that. They was all
> infiltrators in our Holy Church that got caught up in the last witch
> hunt. Now we conduct one every year to get a hold of the queers and
> witches that wants to destroy us from within.
How much extry do they have to tithe to get that witchhunt to look
the other way?
> It stands to reason
> that any True Christian Church in the heart of New Sodom would [attract]
> the queer element.
I love it when people make statements of the sort "it stands to
reason that bla bla bla" where it makes exactly or even more sense
if one were to reprease it "my paranoid fantasy today is that bla
bla bla"...
But for some reason, my mind kees substitutioning the word "elephant"
for "element" and your statement was extra funny.
> They wanna het their hands - and mouths - on
> everything and degrade it with their dog lust.
Oh honey, if they wanted to "het" their hands and mouths, you'd
not be evicting them, now would you?
And I'm not the only one to notice that you don't mind having
swingers and wifeswappers and rapists and arsonists and murderers
and politicians in your church -- mainly because we note that you
never have any hunts to rid yourself of what must be the OTHER 95%
of your congregation.
> I also ain't no sock.
> I'm a real person with a real house and a real husband and a real baby
> and a real Holy Church where Jesus comes all the time to perform real
> miracles -including the spiritual cleansing of homo sexual lepers.
Then you'll be willing to explain how Thurgood and Beelzedette
managed to both live in the same apartment across from the orgybushes?
> That ain't what happened at all. That dyke came on to me and wanted
> to finger me so's she could try to turn me queer. You know how
> lesbians recruit all the time.
There's one on usenet who keeps trying to recruit me, but I keep
telling her I ain't no lesbian, hineypot.
> That is so crude! I thought we was friends now.
Whaddya me "we" pale-face? I'm the one who is honest, open,
forthright, and above reproach. You, on the other hand, have
nothing but a PO box, so you'll forgive me for realizing that
there's a fictional basis for your anonymity.
> I was real nice to
> you last time. What more do you want from me? Contributions to the
> National Queer Society?
Do you not ascribe to the same belief as Beelzedette that sperm
crawls along and tries to molest you? Do you not have a buncha
Thurgoodjuice stashed away? Which part was not the truth? Are
you saying that the truth hurts you? Are you finally willing to
admit this?
> That ain't no game. That's in case his plumbing gets rusty as the
> years go by. We'll still have some frozen seed to use in an
> emergency.
If your god wanted him to have 14 children, you don't think your
god's capable of achieving that goal without the magic Tucker-plan-B
spermcubes in the freezer?
> No. That was a clean DVD. I was actually expecting a whole lot more
> wickedness in it. Do you ever make any X rated DVDs? I'm just asking
> out of professional curiosity for my Holy Church of course. Dirty
> movies don't do a thing for me. But Craig does have nice pecs HUH?
> Now I can see why you worship him with your camera.
And yet I see nothing of you. No phone listing. No address
validation. No church listing. Do you understand why you are to
be treated as a sock? Remember, if it walks like a sock and quacks
like a sock, it's probably not a zebra.
--
Stereotypes fall in the face of humanity. You toodle along, thinking that
all gay men wear leather after dark and should never, ever be permitted
around a Little League field. And then one day your best friend from
college, the one your kids adore, comes out to you. -- Anna Quindlen
Still, to help things along, we've gotta come up with a more snazzy name.
Second motto: Tongues in your shoes and pliers up your butts!
What? You want it the other way around?
--
"Sometimes if you boil the pillow case they leak out on and then
drink the brew you can get them back if your head is wrapped up
proper so's they won't leak out again the same way." -- Lurlean
Tucker *DARES* you to try to diagram this sentence.
> On Mon, 11 Oct 2004 17:15:10 GMT, Bill Baker
> <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> wrote:
>> On Mon, 11 Oct 2004 16:38:58 +0000, curtsybear <Cur...@Sieber.com>
>> wrote in message news:<2svr92F...@uni-berlin.de>:
>>> All we need now is an address and her advertisement for her new
>>> Payless Shoe and Screw store would be complete. Motto: We still use
>>> flouroscopes. But only so we can see the demons as we pull them outta
>>> your butt.
>> Good idea. And she can always beg for the venture capital.
>
> Still, to help things along, we've gotta come up with a more snazzy
> name.
>
> Second motto: Tongues in your shoes and pliers up your butts!
> What? You want it the other way around?
If we go with that motto, how about the Tongue in Cheek?
--
Be it ever so humble, there's no place like 127.0.0.1
> THat's wHat I wrote: "sHe". You're a sHe. Good enougH?
Why do you got to gild the lily? I'm just a plain old "she". I'm a
True Woman of God mind you - but still just plain "she".
> How much extry do they have to tithe to get that witchhunt to look
> the other way?
No amount of money can make my husband look t'other way - and he's
conducted witch hunts for two years now right before the Feast of
Acclamations. God always alerts us to hidden sin. It can be forgave
but never over looked - not for NO amount of money from nobody. Our
Holy Church ain't like the Roman Catholic "church" where you could buy
indulgences and dispensations.
> I love it when people make statements of the sort "it stands to
> reason that bla bla bla" where it makes exactly or even more sense
> if one were to reprease it "my paranoid fantasy today is that bla
> bla bla"...
I ain't paranoid and I don't have no fantasy's. It makes perfect
sense to me that since gay people is attracted to New Sodom for all
the free and easy sex they can get out here - it's natural for them to
wanna over throw the few True Churches in the area that still preaches
against their life style. They wanna religion free zone - unless of
course by "religion" you mean some form of devil worship. They tend
to embrace that on account of it allows almost anything.
> But for some reason, my mind kees substitutioning the word "elephant"
> for "element" and your statement was extra funny.
Do you always let your mind wander like that? I keep mine tethered
tight.
> Oh honey, if they wanted to "het" their hands and mouths, you'd
> not be evicting them, now would you?
I mean get. Sorry. At least I don't spell it "git" - even though
that's exactly the way I pronounce it. Even straight people have to
be told what to do and what not to do in the bed room - and in any
other room where the urge might happen strike them unawares. Our Holy
Church teaches restraint and self control for everybody.
> And I'm not the only one to notice that you don't mind having
> swingers and wifeswappers and rapists and arsonists and murderers
> and politicians in your church -- mainly because we note that you
> never have any hunts to rid yourself of what must be the OTHER 95%
> of your congregation.
What are you a talking about? We don't let that kinda riff raff in
our Holy Church. People that joins has got to repent of all such sins
and forsake them forever. We don't tolerate wickedness of any kind in
our Sacred Assembly. We even spy on our members to make sure they
stay out of trouble at home and at work. We do that out of love -
which is something a lot of you gay people has trouble understanding.
Mother Holiness calls it tough love.
> Then you'll be willing to explain how Thurgood and Beelzedette
> managed to both live in the same apartment across from the orgybushes?
I lived there too 'til Thurgood found us a nice house in a better
neighborhood.
Now we live in the West Portal area. That apartment house was in the
Mission District - which is home to illegal immigrants and lesbians.
> There's one on usenet who keeps trying to recruit me, but I keep
> telling her I ain't no lesbian, hineypot.
Who are you a talking about? I would rather see you saved than
recruited.
> Whaddya me "we" pale-face? I'm the one who is honest, open,
> forthright, and above reproach.
Above ALLLL reproach? Are you sure about that?
> You, on the other hand, have nothing but a PO box, so you'll forgive me for
> realizing that there's a fictional basis for your anonymity.
Realizing? You mean assuming! Your package reached me didn't it?
They always ask for IDs at the post office now anyway. And our Most
Holy Church has got a listed phone number that you can call any time
you wanna hear Thurgood preach.
> Do you not ascribe to the same belief as Beelzedette that sperm
> crawls along and tries to molest you? Do you not have a buncha
> Thurgoodjuice stashed away? Which part was not the truth? Are
> you saying that the truth hurts you? Are you finally willing to
> admit this?
No. We froze Thurgood's seed. Because it's pure - it wouldn't try to
slither up inside no perfect stranger. It's cultured sperm - so we
put it in a proper sperm bank. That foreign gunk that's splattered
all over the side walk wherever the promiscuous gay people meet for
quicky sex is full of disease germs that wanna spread and kill. How
else do you think so many people comes down with diseases? How do you
think straight people are a getting so much of the AIDS now? It's the
killer spooge blobs.
> If your god
God Almighty!!!
> wanted him to have 14 children, you don't think your god's
God's!!!
> capable of achieving that goal without the magic Tucker-plan-B
> spermcubes in the freezer?
If He will it - of course - but we wanna be proactive too so's we
won't tempt the Lord Our God to perform no tricks for us. He gets mad
if we do. And we don't keep none of Thurgood's Holy Bodily Exudations
in the freezer. e took them to a sperm bank up town.
> And yet I see nothing of you. No phone listing. No address
> validation. No church listing. Do you understand why you are to
> be treated as a sock? Remember, if it walks like a sock and quacks
> like a sock, it's probably not a zebra.
Our Holy Church's number is listed. Somebody from this news group
used to call the number late at night and breathe heavily and whisper
death threats. Do you wanna become one of our prayer partners? Then
you can come to the actual Holy Church and be cleansed and purified
like us. Otherwise we got to protect ourself against evil people that
wanna do us harm.
Would you like a nice Jerry Springer video in exchange for that
beautiful DVD you sent me? What kinda movies do you like? I'm sure I
could intercept something on its way to the bon fire and send it to
you.
Think of me as a character in a divine drama - just not no trashy John
Waters movie a starring that fat drag atrocity Divine though. Them
that's ready to join me on stage can learn more about me - not people
that throws oranges and tomato's at me. You know I'm such a good
person that I won't never use none of the information I know against
you or Craig. You've been nice to me - and I appreciate that. Your
friend from Michiana doesn't reveal no details about hisself to the
general public and you don't call him no sock. I think of him as more
of a dirty diaper anyways.
Deep in prayer like always -
I suppose you'd prefer I was doing something else with the lily?
And you'd do better not to assume that you and "old" should ever
be used in the same statement -- now if you're referring to Thurgood,
please use that word twice, or use "really" a few times before that
word.
> No amount of money can make my husband look t'other way - and he's
> conducted witch hunts for two years now right before the Feast of
> Acclamations.
Ahhh. I love the Feast of Acclamations. We have Acclamato soup
and all gather around the Dalamations and Acclaim "whooeee you shur
put a lot uv hot toe-bass-koe in that ther soop!" while smacking
our knees with great glee.
> God always alerts us to hidden sin. It can be forgave
> but never over looked - not for NO amount of money from nobody. Our
> Holy Church ain't like the Roman Catholic "church" where you could buy
> indulgences and dispensations.
Or you could just go on the payroll and they're everso willing to
overlook almost anything you did with three-year-olds or entire
scout troops of thirteen-year-olds.
> I ain't paranoid and I don't have no fantasy's.
All I said was that your statements work either way. Awful defensive
aren't you?
> It makes perfect
> sense to me that since gay people is attracted to New Sodom for all
> the free and easy sex they can get out here - it's natural for them to
> wanna over throw the few True Churches in the area that still preaches
> against their life style.
You preach against free sex? You make everyone pay? Quelle surprise.
> They wanna religion free zone - unless of
> course by "religion" you mean some form of devil worship. They tend
> to embrace that on account of it allows almost anything.
It doesn't allow wankers on their knees subjugating their natural
minds to the dusty words of smelly nomads who didn't even know
enough to keep their sproggen from being born in offal-encrusted
hay.
> Do you always let your mind wander like that? I keep mine tethered
> tight.
Good for you, honey. Do you use a standard fencing system or that
underground sensor-which-emits-pain-waves to keep your mind from
wandering off?
> I mean get. Sorry. At least I don't spell it "git" - even though
> that's exactly the way I pronounce it.
Do you work an extra aitch into it sos it comes out more like "ghit"
or do you drop some ee sounds into it sos its got two syllables
and is more like "gee-it" or do you stick with the standard hard
gee?
> Even straight people have to
> be told what to do and what not to do in the bed room - and in any
> other room where the urge might happen strike them unawares. Our Holy
> Church teaches restraint and self control for everybody.
Do you teach them to do different things in the bedroom than in
the kitchen? I mean, you don't have a lot of spatulas in the
bedroom, I hope. What about the garage? Does it matter if the
garage door is up or down?
> What are you a talking about? We don't let that kinda riff raff in
> our Holy Church. People that joins has got to repent of all such sins
> and forsake them forever. We don't tolerate wickedness of any kind in
> our Sacred Assembly.
The only hunts you've ever told me about are for those who are a
bit light in the loafers (or heavy in the flannel, if they's ladies).
I didn't know that your churchers had such massive amounts of free
time to have the witchhunt-of-the-week sessions. Who's it this
week? People who eat crackers in bed?
> We even spy on our members to make sure they
> stay out of trouble at home and at work. We do that out of love -
> which is something a lot of you gay people has trouble understanding.
> Mother Holiness calls it tough love.
The rest of the country is calling it "homeland security". If you
call it that, perhaps MH would have a better time trying to get
elected.
> I lived there too 'til Thurgood found us a nice house in a better
> neighborhood.
But Beelzedette was still living there when Thurgood and Sistah
Sunshine were living there. And Beelzedette had, what, two children
and a husband and a caged exdead first husband all living in that
one room apartment? How'd they ever find space for the needs of
the elderly and his first toddlerwife? And how'd there wind up
being enough room for normie and Rufus to find quiet space to bring
their tricks over and dribble semen on her carpets?
> Now we live in the West Portal area. That apartment house was in the
> Mission District - which is home to illegal immigrants and lesbians.
Legal lesbians and illegal immigrants? Sounds well-balanced, sort
of like having strawberry shortcake and carrotcake for dinner to
get your fruits and vegetables.
> Who are you a talking about? I would rather see you saved than
> recruited.
But I'm not a lesbian. And I don't think saving myself is as much
fun as being spent.
> Above ALLLL reproach? Are you sure about that?
I've never even been proached once. Hard to go for it again.
> Realizing? You mean assuming! Your package reached me didn't it?
All that proves is that you can get a po box. I can't honestly
say that it would prove anything else -- see how honest I am?
Sometimes I even get mail for the religious weirdos down the street
in my box and it is addressed to Clarice Somethingorother and comes
from her Crutch of Christ zombies. Do you know that they actually
think that having music in the service or lighting a candle are
forbidden sins? What funny morons. I figure they're using those
candles in other ways and are just a bit over-wrought from a bad
karaoke night.
Still, my name isn't Clarice and I do like music and candles,
especially when I'm in the tub, so go figure.
> They always ask for IDs at the post office now anyway. And our Most
> Holy Church has got a listed phone number that you can call any time
> you wanna hear Thurgood preach.
Actually it'd be a interesting thing for you to post a link to an
MP3 of his preaching. There's lots of free space for a few megabytes
to be out on the web and I'm certain you can find an MP3 encoder
for free download as well. He can even preach about boring things
like how sinful it is to put extra dressing on your salad or
something, if he's not in the mood to get (or git) a really good
wind on about homosexuality.
> No. We froze Thurgood's seed. Because it's pure - it wouldn't try to
> slither up inside no perfect stranger.
What well-heeled sperm. Can it sit up and beg?
> It's cultured sperm - so we
> put it in a proper sperm bank.
Is that the stuff you were selling for a dime a dram?
> That foreign gunk that's splattered
> all over the side walk wherever the promiscuous gay people meet for
> quicky sex is full of disease germs that wanna spread and kill. How
> else do you think so many people comes down with diseases?
Mostly they are spread in public bathrooms. There's little canisters
of disease they've put in there and they go "pssshhht" every few
minutes to make certain that there's fresh germs flying around at
all times.
Some places have replaced the disease canisters with aerosolized
zoloft so that the people shopping don't have conniption fits about
the prices -- especially when they start seeing that underthings
go for fifty dollars per boob or such. Mostly, though, the government
agents keep replacing those canisters frequently enough so that
you're way more likely to get whatever Dubya is spreading than what
Macy's wants to psshht -- although they do have a much better
opportunity during their parades to lace a good part of the population.
> How do you
> think straight people are a getting so much of the AIDS now? It's the
> killer spooge blobs.
Nope. It is the canisters of psshht in the potties.
> God Almighty!!!
> God's!!!
sHe doesn't mind if I use capitals or not. Some of the languages
don't even use spaces before or after such references and the proper
Germans capitalize their Dogs more than their Gods anyway. Just
because you wanna make up some englishoic rules doesn't mean that
they have any real meaning in the big picture. I wanna see you try
to capitalize things in ancient cuneiform.
> If He will it - of course - but we wanna be proactive too so's we
> won't tempt the Lord Our God to perform no tricks for us. He gets mad
> if we do.
Even on Halloween? You make him go out treat or treating?
> And we don't keep none of Thurgood's Holy Bodily Exudations
> in the freezer. e took them to a sperm bank up town.
Do they have a buffet?
> Our Holy Church's number is listed. Somebody from this news group
> used to call the number late at night and breathe heavily and whisper
> death threats. Do you wanna become one of our prayer partners? Then
> you can come to the actual Holy Church and be cleansed and purified
> like us. Otherwise we got to protect ourself against evil people that
> wanna do us harm.
I'm not protecting myself against anything, and your church has
produced some pretty harmful folks who run around the street cramming
handtools up peoples backsides and such. I guess your god fellow
isn't very good at protecting you. Therefore, my god is better
than yours. Nyaaah Nyeany Nyeahhh!
> Would you like a nice Jerry Springer video in exchange for that
> beautiful DVD you sent me? What kinda movies do you like? I'm sure I
> could intercept something on its way to the bon fire and send it to
> you.
You've got pictures of me and mine, and you think that returning
in like kind would be sending me a Springer show in exchange? Is
that a dis against me or is that a hint as to what's up with you
and yours? I can see Springer doing a show titled "god promised
them 14 children, but he's old enough to be her grandpa and already
drove his last wife gay!" but I don't really think you'd go and be
on his stage for that, would you? I think Sistah Moonshine would
be there in a snap -- and she'd pop at least one boob out for the
audience.
> Think of me as a character in a divine drama - just not no trashy John
> Waters movie a starring that fat drag atrocity Divine though.
Sad day when she died. They just don't make 'em like that anymore.
<sniff>
Do you know that there's actually a nasty rumor that Divine was
straight!!!! Just like Rock Hudson had his private life which was
180-degrees from the movie image, some people are saying that the
great and fabulous Divine used to dive muffs. Evil folks, they
are to be soiling a legend like that!
> Them
> that's ready to join me on stage can learn more about me - not people
> that throws oranges and tomato's at me. You know I'm such a good
> person that I won't never use none of the information I know against
> you or Craig.
And you wonder where I get my feelings about your paranoia?
> You've been nice to me - and I appreciate that. Your
> friend from Michiana doesn't reveal no details about hisself to the
> general public and you don't call him no sock. I think of him as more
> of a dirty diaper anyways.
Perhaps he hasn't revealed anything to you. And I'm under an NDA,
so you'll just have to work on him because I can't say any more.
--
"That means any woman that uses a dildo or a whirly gizmo is an
idolatress." -- Lurlean Tucker lasts less than one hour as a
Cuisinart saleswoman.
Maybe if we just name it "Tongues-R-Us" it'd get a lot of lesbian
traffic as well. That'd help her to keep track of the happenings in
the lives of the exmembers of her cult.
--
"I can tell you the only condition I'm in right now is with child.
It just goes to show you that the homo's is as promiscuous and wicked as
ever." -- Lurlean Tucker blames EVERYTHING on the homosexual population!
>curtsybear <Cur...@Sieber.com> wrote in message news:<2t05knF...@uni-berlin.de>...
>
>> How much extra do they have to tithe to get that witch hunt to look
>> the other way?
>
>No amount of money can make my husband look the other way
What about the other hunters?
>God always alerts us to hidden sin.
So why hasn't God alerted you to your obvious sins?
>It can be forgiven but never over looked
Seems your church overlooks a lot of sins - lying, pride...
>I'm not paranoid and I don't have any fantasies.
You are paranoid (not everyone wants to have sex with you) and
you have strange fantasies (the back rooms with holes in the walls).
>It makes perfect
>sense to me that since gay people are attracted to New Sodom for all
>the free and easy sex they can get out here - it's natural for them to
>want to overthrow the few True Churches in the area that still preach
>against their life style.
Why should they care? It's not like your church is stopping
their activity. I seriously doubt most even know you exist.
>Do you always let your mind wander like that? I keep mine tethered tight.
Yes, we know you never have original thoughts.
> Even straight people have to
>be told what to do and what not to do in the bed room
So you snoop in everyone's bedroom.
>What are you talking about? We don't let that kind of riff raff in
>our Holy Church. People that join must repent of all such sins and forsake them forever.
So you won't let people commit sexual sins, but don't care
about other sins...
>We don't tolerate wickedness of any kind in our Sacred Assembly.
So when will your church members start shunning you? After
all, lying and being proud are wicked.
>We even spy on our members to make sure they stay out of trouble at home and at work.
Too bad no one is monitoring your Internet use. You lie here
all the time.
>We do that out of love -
>which is something a lot of you gay people have trouble understanding.
You don't know what love is.
>> Whaddya mean "we" pale-face? I'm the one who is honest, open,
>> forthright, and above reproach.
>
>Above ALLLL reproach? Are you sure about that?
Yes.
>And our Most
>Holy Church has a listed phone number that you can call any time
>you want to hear Thurgood preach.
Strange that I couldn't find it listed...
>How else do you think so many people come down with diseases?
Having unprotected sex with someone who has an STD.
>How do you think straight people are getting so much of the AIDS now?
Having unprotected sex with someone who is HIV+
Bard Kesnit
> curtsybear <Cur...@Sieber.com> wrote in message
> news:<2t05knF...@uni-berlin.de>...
>
>> THat's wHat I wrote: "sHe". You're a sHe. Good enougH?
>
> Why do you got to gild the lily? I'm just a plain old "she". I'm a
> True Woman of God mind you - but still just plain "she".
Sure you are, Max. Sure you are.
>> How much extry do they have to tithe to get that witchhunt to look the
>> other way?
>
> No amount of money can make my husband look t'other way
That's right - you just have to marry him.
> - and he's conducted witch hunts for two years now right before the
> Feast of Acclamations. God always alerts us to hidden sin. It can be
> forgave but never over looked - not for NO amount of money from nobody.
> Our Holy Church ain't like the Roman Catholic "church" where you could
> buy indulgences and dispensations.
At least we know where to find the Roman Catholic Church, unlike your cult.
>> I love it when people make statements of the sort "it stands to reason
>> that bla bla bla" where it makes exactly or even more sense if one were
>> to reprease it "my paranoid fantasy today is that bla bla bla"...
>
> I ain't paranoid and I don't have no fantasy's. It makes perfect sense
> to me that since gay people is attracted to New Sodom for all the free
> and easy sex they can get out here - it's natural for them to wanna over
> throw the few True Churches in the area that still preaches against
> their life style. They wanna religion free zone - unless of course by
> "religion" you mean some form of devil worship. They tend to embrace
> that on account of it allows almost anything.
Except for the gay Christians.
>> But for some reason, my mind kees substitutioning the word "elephant"
>> for "element" and your statement was extra funny.
>
> Do you always let your mind wander like that? I keep mine tethered
> tight.
So that's why it seems like there's too much pressure on it.
>> Oh honey, if they wanted to "het" their hands and mouths, you'd not be
>> evicting them, now would you?
>
> I mean get. Sorry. At least I don't spell it "git" - even though
> that's exactly the way I pronounce it. Even straight people have to be
> told what to do and what not to do in the bed room - and in any other
> room where the urge might happen strike them unawares. Our Holy Church
> teaches restraint and self control for everybody.
Straight jackets all around!
>> And I'm not the only one to notice that you don't mind having swingers
>> and wifeswappers and rapists and arsonists and murderers and
>> politicians in your church -- mainly because we note that you never
>> have any hunts to rid yourself of what must be the OTHER 95% of your
>> congregation.
>
> What are you a talking about? We don't let that kinda riff raff in our
> Holy Church. People that joins has got to repent of all such sins and
> forsake them forever. We don't tolerate wickedness of any kind in our
> Sacred Assembly. We even spy on our members to make sure they stay out
> of trouble at home and at work. We do that out of love - which is
> something a lot of you gay people has trouble understanding. Mother
> Holiness calls it tough love.
Tough love is for children. Which figures, since most of your cult
members have the mentality of a child.
>> Then you'll be willing to explain how Thurgood and Beelzedette managed
>> to both live in the same apartment across from the orgybushes?
>
> I lived there too 'til Thurgood found us a nice house in a better
> neighborhood.
> Now we live in the West Portal area. That apartment house was in the
> Mission District - which is home to illegal immigrants and lesbians.
Nah, you probably live in your mother's basement, Max.
>> There's one on usenet who keeps trying to recruit me, but I keep
>> telling her I ain't no lesbian, hineypot.
>
> Who are you a talking about? I would rather see you saved than
> recruited.
I doubt he would ever turn into a lesbian, dimwit.
>> Whaddya me "we" pale-face? I'm the one who is honest, open,
>> forthright, and above reproach.
>
> Above ALLLL reproach? Are you sure about that?
Yeppers.
>> You, on the other hand, have nothing but a PO box, so you'll forgive me
>> for realizing that there's a fictional basis for your anonymity.
>
> Realizing? You mean assuming! Your package reached me didn't it? They
> always ask for IDs at the post office now anyway. And our Most Holy
> Church has got a listed phone number that you can call any time you
> wanna hear Thurgood preach.
Why would we want to hear your sock puppet preach, Max?
>> Do you not ascribe to the same belief as Beelzedette that sperm crawls
>> along and tries to molest you? Do you not have a buncha Thurgoodjuice
>> stashed away? Which part was not the truth? Are you saying that the
>> truth hurts you? Are you finally willing to admit this?
>
> No. We froze Thurgood's seed. Because it's pure - it wouldn't try to
> slither up inside no perfect stranger. It's cultured sperm - so we put
> it in a proper sperm bank. That foreign gunk that's splattered all over
> the side walk wherever the promiscuous gay people meet for quicky sex is
> full of disease germs that wanna spread and kill. How else do you think
> so many people comes down with diseases? How do you think straight
> people are a getting so much of the AIDS now? It's the killer spooge
> blobs.
That would make a good title for a dirty horror flick.
>> If your god
>
> God Almighty!!!
Sky pixie.
>> wanted him to have 14 children, you don't think your god's
>
> God's!!!
Sky pixie's.
>> capable of achieving that goal without the magic Tucker-plan-B
>> spermcubes in the freezer?
>
> If He will it - of course - but we wanna be proactive too so's we won't
> tempt the Lord Our God to perform no tricks for us. He gets mad if we
> do. And we don't keep none of Thurgood's Holy Bodily Exudations in the
> freezer. e took them to a sperm bank up town.
In other words, you don't have enough faith in your sky pixie to come
through on his promises.
>> And yet I see nothing of you. No phone listing. No address
>> validation. No church listing. Do you understand why you are to be
>> treated as a sock? Remember, if it walks like a sock and quacks like a
>> sock, it's probably not a zebra.
>
> Our Holy Church's number is listed. Somebody from this news group used
> to call the number late at night and breathe heavily and whisper death
> threats.
How do you know they're from this group?
> Do you wanna become one of our prayer partners? Then you can come to
> the actual Holy Church and be cleansed and purified like us. Otherwise
> we got to protect ourself against evil people that wanna do us harm.
In other words, from the men in white coats that want to take you away to
the rubber room.
> Would you like a nice Jerry Springer video in exchange for that
> beautiful DVD you sent me? What kinda movies do you like? I'm sure I
> could intercept something on its way to the bon fire and send it to you.
I'm sure your cult will be happy to know you're spreading corruption.
> Think of me as a character in a divine drama - just not no trashy John
> Waters movie a starring that fat drag atrocity Divine though. Them
> that's ready to join me on stage can learn more about me - not people
> that throws oranges and tomato's at me. You know I'm such a good person
> that I won't never use none of the information I know against you or
> Craig. You've been nice to me - and I appreciate that. Your friend
> from Michiana
Michiana now? What are you doing, throwing darts at a map trying to guess
where I live?
> doesn't reveal no details about hisself to the general public and you
> don't call him no sock. I think of him as more of a dirty diaper
> anyways.
So now you're having scat fantasies?
> Deep in prayer like always -
>
>
> Reverend Mother Fucker
> The Lord's Tasty Little Lamb Chop
--
Lurlean Lie #16:
"Well, you and old orgy going Bill Baker only know perfect queers"
news:7908c278.0402...@posting.google.com
> What about the other hunters?
Wouldn't nobody in our Holy Church take no bribe. The Lord would soon
bring it to light and the Righteous would root such corruption out the
way we do all sin.
> So why hasn't God alerted you to your obvious sins?
Such as what? My sins are all minor and fleeting. I confess them to
God every day and He forgives me right then and there. I'm covered by
the Precious Blood Jesus shed for me on the Holy Cross. What you in
your deep confusion THINK is my sins ain't sins at all. You're the
one with a lot of stains on your garments - not me. And you obviously
ain't washed in the Blood on account of you don't go to Church
regular.
> Seems your church overlooks a lot of sins - lying, pride...
No it doesn't. I already told you I don't never lie. I also ain't
proud. You're just too full of the devil to see the plain Truth
that's a staring you right in the face. You got your face buried in
some wet fur pie - so you can't see nothing beyind that and the lust
that drives you deeper and deeper into it.
> You are paranoid (not everyone wants to have sex with you)
When did I ever say everyone wanted to have sex with me? NEVER that's
when. I've told of certain lesbians. I ain't told you about a whole
lot more lustful men - a lot of who has been slapped and kicked and
doused with pepper spray for a getting a whole lot more fresh than
that lesbian in the shoe store. I can't for the life of me understand
why you wanna white wash everything I tell you. I'm twenty years old
and hot stuff. I got me a nice pair of boobs that all kinds of people
wanna squeeze and suck on. It's expected for sex maniacs to try to
make moves on me every now and then. I just fight back on account of
I'm already spoke for. And I don't get into no perverted sex anyways.
> and you have strange fantasies (the back rooms with holes in the walls).
That wasn't my fantasy. That was in a John Waters movie about
lesbians. John Waters is queer. Are you a saying he's wrong? His
best friend is a lesbian. Why do the lesbians laugh at that scene and
not jump up to protest it? Could it be that it reflects reality just
a little?
> Why should they care? It's not like your church is stopping
> their activity. I seriously doubt most even know you exist.
The homo sexual political lobby wants to silence all criticism of its
MANY abuses. You seem to wanna shut me up too.
> Yes, we know you never have original thoughts.
I do. I just keep them under control. Even your hateful friend
Adrian said I'm a true original.
> So you snoop in everyone's bedroom.
Not everyone's - just the people I'm instructed to watch. With a babe
in arms - there ain't much time for that kinda thing - but I do watch
some of my neighbors thru my back windows as they come and go. I know
one of them is a cheating on her husband for instance - and I'm just a
waiting for the right time to let the cat out of the bag. It's for
their own good.
> So you won't let people commit sexual sins, but don't care
> about other sins...
We care about all real sins. Opposing homo sexual recruitment ain't
no sin. We welcome even you homo's into our Holy Church if you agree
to repent and atone for your transgressions. That means the sexual
wickedness must cease. The Lord Jesus told the adulteress - "Go and
sin no more!" He didn't tell her her evil life style choices was OK.
> So when will your church members start shunning you? After
> all, lying and being proud are wicked.
I don't never lie and I ain't never proud. When you finally let us
cure your confusion - you'll see that for yourself. Your eyes will be
opened at last - and your former ways will disgust you as much as they
disgust me.
> Too bad no one is monitoring your Internet use. You lie here
> all the time.
I don't never lie. Our Future Holy Black Queen reads everything I
write and she gives it her Seal of Approval. So does God in my talks
with Him.
> You don't know what love is.
No - that's your line. You're so confused you think lesbian dog lust
is love. True Love ain't based on a buncha licking and a sucking and
a fingering.
> Yes.
Are you a speaking for yourself or for Curtsybear? What about your
fornication? How do you honestly believe God feels about your lesbian
life style? Carefully consider what the Holy Bible says about
unnatural lust before you answer.
> Strange that I couldn't find it listed...
You're confused - that's why. You still think the number 1 and the
letter A are on the same key on the phone. Your best friend Bill
didn't have no trouble a finding the number - and neither did the late
night heavy breather - IF the two of them is different people - which
I doubt. Maybe you should just try a looking harder next time. I'm
sure you could find us if we listed the number under "Lesbian
Outreach".
> Having unprotected sex with someone who has an STD.
That ain't the only way. Diseased bodily fluids slither along the
ground and attack people unawares. Didn't you never study no biology
in school? There's germs everywheres.
> Having unprotected sex with someone who is HIV+
Don't down play the slither factor. There are blobs of deadly spooge
a roaming the country side even now a waiting to get up inside clean
pure women in order to defile them. They can do it with some men too
but that doesn't happen as often. Why do you think the Mormons wear
them sacred under garments of theirs? They know where diseases come
from - and how to prevent them.
Deep in prayer day and night -
Reverend Mother Tucker
A True Christian
> I already told you I don't never lie.
Too bad, M-F. You are a documented liar, as shown below.
"He talks to people on this thread about a doing me harm."
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
"This refers to Curtsybear's claim"
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
"In the dictionary of psychology your picture is prominently featured in the
'repressed memory's' section."
news:1dcee589.04090...@posting.google.com
"All lesbians hate men."
news:1dcee589.04091...@posting.google.com
"The city gave Thurgood an award for a doing that (destroying public
property)."
news:1dcee589.04091...@posting.google.com
"She's (Mother Hickey) on it (the presidential ballot) in Florida."
news:1dcee589.04100...@posting.google.com
--
Lurlean Lie #19:
"A lot of the lezzy's drinks or cooks with menstrual blood."
news:7908c278.04051...@posting.google.com
> Bard Kesnit <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message news:<mrnom05842sjoah5k...@4ax.com>...
> > and you have strange fantasies (the back rooms with holes in the walls).
>
> That wasn't my fantasy. That was in a John Waters movie about
> lesbians. John Waters is queer. Are you a saying he's wrong? His
> best friend is a lesbian. Why do the lesbians laugh at that scene and
> not jump up to protest it? Could it be that it reflects reality just
> a little?
You think John Waters movies reflect reality???? I doubt if he thinks
they do.
I mean, take the scene in _Pecker_ where a black guy's middle-class
parents find him in a gay bar, working as a dancer. One of them says,
"I knew it - he's gay." The guy says he's *not* gay: "The queers give
*me* blow jobs; I don't given ones." The rationalization is so
outrageous that lots of people just laugh watching it. Nobody takes it
seriously.
> I suppose you'd prefer I was doing something else with the lily?
Nothing inappropriate - naturally. Can't you just put it in a vase
and appreciate its beauty from a safe distance?
> And you'd do better not to assume that you and "old" should ever
> be used in the same statement -- now if you're referring to Thurgood,
> please use that word twice, or use "really" a few times before that
> word.
He's only 61. That ain't all that old. Craig Chilton says it's just
like a being 35.
> Ahhh. I love the Feast of Acclamations.
I thought you said you wasn't Jewish. You can't bring no foreskin
into no synagogue. It ain't kosher meat!
> We have Acclamato soup and all gather around the Dalamations and
> Acclaim "whooeee you shur put a lot uv hot toe-bass-koe in that ther soop!"
> while smacking our knees with great glee.
That ain't what you're supposed to do then.
> Or you could just go on the payroll and they're everso willing to
> overlook almost anything you did with three-year-olds or entire
> scout troops of thirteen-year-olds.
No. All activity's are carefully monitored and all sin is dealt with
on the spot. Are you a talking about our Holiness Cleansing Camps? I
don't know of any three year olds that can sign up right yet - and
with teen agers we just eradicate bad habits. Somebody's got to do
it. All this permissive parenting with mama a working away from home
has ruined the whole country.
> All I said was that your statements work either way. Awful defensive
> aren't you?
No. I was just a stating a fact.
> You preach against free sex? You make everyone pay? Quelle surprise.
My daddy always told me there ain't nothing free in this life -
certainly not sex. If you don't pay before hand then you pay later.
> It doesn't allow wankers on their knees subjugating their natural
> minds to the dusty words of smelly nomads who didn't even know
> enough to keep their sproggen from being born in offal-encrusted
> hay.
Is that really how you feel about God's Chosen People? They wasn't
nomads - not any of the things you described in that sentence. They
was kings and prophets and priests and shepherds and farmers that
served the Lord and brought morality to a pagan world. And shouldn't
sprog be a neuter noun?
> Good for you, honey. Do you use a standard fencing system or that
> underground sensor-which-emits-pain-waves to keep your mind from
> wandering off?
I just pray harder whenever a stray thought tries to intrude on my
daily Communion with Christ.
> Do you work an extra aitch into it sos it comes out more like "ghit"
> or do you drop some ee sounds into it sos its got two syllables
> and is more like "gee-it" or do you stick with the standard hard
> gee?
That all depends on my mood I guess.
> Do you teach them to do different things in the bedroom than in
> the kitchen? I mean, you don't have a lot of spatulas in the
> bedroom, I hope. What about the garage? Does it matter if the
> garage door is up or down?
Decent people doesn't use no spatula's during them special moments -
unless MAYBE a Faith Healer says you oughta - and they wouldn't do it
in no garage no ways. You could slip on an oil stain.
> The only hunts you've ever told me about are for those who are a
> bit light in the loafers (or heavy in the flannel, if they's ladies).
> I didn't know that your churchers had such massive amounts of free
> time to have the witchhunt-of-the-week sessions. Who's it this
> week? People who eat crackers in bed?
No. They just got to sleep on their own crummy sheets if they do
that. We have forbidden that old song "You Can Eat Crackers in My Bed
Anytime" on account of it promotes licentious behavior. The witch
hunts target all kinds of sin. Most of the people caught recently was
just common sabbath breakers.
> The rest of the country is calling it "homeland security". If you
> call it that, perhaps MH would have a better time trying to get
> elected.
Don't none of us approve of the way Our President is a conducting the
War on Militant Islam. We're Theocrats that wants to see a Holy Black
Queen in charge of this country - not no angry rich white man. Queen
Henrietta will paint the White House Black and rule with a scepter of
steel.
> But Beelzedette was still living there when Thurgood and Sistah
> Sunshine were living there. And Beelzedette had, what, two children
> and a husband and a caged exdead first husband all living in that
> one room apartment?
Who said it was a one room apartment? There was at least three bed
rooms, a dining room, a country kitchen and a laundry room. They kept
Norman locked up under the sink in the laundry room so's he wouldn't
go down in the bushes to get some nooky - and spread some of his
viruses around while he was at it. Later they sub divided the
different bed rooms to other people. Sunshine was long gone when I
got there - and Rufus and Burn-a-dyke was shipped out right after
Thurgood and me got married.
> How'd they ever find space for the needs of the elderly and his first
> toddlerwife?
Rufus and Burn-a-dyke sometimes slept in the living room. Sunshine
was usually caged up in the basement for a being all bratty. And it
was Burn-a-dyke that put her there - not Thurgood. He flet sorry for
- but the minute he tried to turn her loose Burn-a-dyke would slip him
a mickey or something.
> And how'd there wind up being enough room for normie and Rufus to find quiet > space to bring their tricks over and dribble semen on her carpets?
That didn't never happen under that roof. They went out for that
kinda stuff.
> Legal lesbians and illegal immigrants?
Not all the lesbians was legal. A lot of them crawled up here from
Mexico.
> Sounds well-balanced, sort of like having strawberry shortcake and carrotcake > for dinner to get your fruits and vegetables.
That's too much either way.
> But I'm not a lesbian. And I don't think saving myself is as much
> fun as being spent.
You'll feel different as you get older. Ever noticed how some older
people feel suddenly drawn to God and religion after years of care
free sinning. I think that'll happen to you!
> I've never even been proached once. Hard to go for it again.
But to be BEYOND all reproach - ain't that a pushing the envelope just
a little for you?
> All that proves is that you can get a po box. I can't honestly
> say that it would prove anything else -- see how honest I am?
About that maybe.
> Sometimes I even get mail for the religious weirdos down the street
> in my box and it is addressed to Clarice Somethingorother and comes
> from her Crutch of Christ zombies.
Crutch??? Don't you mean Church? You can't call the Church no
crutch.
> Do you know that they actually think that having music in the service or
> lighting a candle are forbidden sins?
Are they the one cup non instrumental Disciples? Our Black Queen will
set them straight on them matters - but they can worship any way they
wanna - as long as they worship the right God.
> What funny morons.
Have some compassion! Tell me - don't you got no religion at all?
> I figure they're using those candles in other ways and are just a bit over-
> wrought from a bad karaoke night.
Why don't you just forward the mail to the right person? You know how
careless mail carriers are. It's on account of they get targetedfor
recruitment by so many different groups during the course of their
day.
> Still, my name isn't Clarice and I do like music and candles,
> especially when I'm in the tub, so go figure.
But are these memo's meant for you? Your gift was meant for me and
only me.
> Actually it'd be a interesting thing for you to post a link to an
> MP3 of his preaching. There's lots of free space for a few megabytes
> to be out on the web and I'm certain you can find an MP3 encoder
> for free download as well. He can even preach about boring things
> like how sinful it is to put extra dressing on your salad or
> something, if he's not in the mood to get (or git) a really good
> wind on about homosexuality.
Maybe I can send you some tapes. Thurgood won't let no CD burner in
the house on account of they're associated with the devil's music.
> What well-heeled sperm. Can it sit up and beg?
Why would it wanna do that with me around to accommodate it all?
> Is that the stuff you were selling for a dime a dram?
No. That was the male whores in the free papers that did that - not
us.
> Mostly they are spread in public bathrooms. There's little canisters
> of disease they've put in there and they go "pssshhht" every few
> minutes to make certain that there's fresh germs flying around at
> all times.
I don't think they was originally intended for that purpose - but when
you consider how people - specially foreign people - trashed public
toilets - I'm sure them little air fresheners do spread germs.
> Some places have replaced the disease canisters with aerosolized
> zoloft so that the people shopping don't have conniption fits about
> the prices -- especially when they start seeing that underthings
> go for fifty dollars per boob or such. Mostly, though, the government
> agents keep replacing those canisters frequently enough so that
> you're way more likely to get whatever Dubya is spreading than what
> Macy's wants to psshht -- although they do have a much better
> opportunity during their parades to lace a good part of the population.
Is there a Macy's in Huntsville? Didn't 'Bama fall for Bush the last
time around?
> Nope. It is the canisters of psshht in the potties.
They just squirt the germs in the air. They're incubated inside the
slithering spooge blobs.
> sHe doesn't mind if I use capitals or not.
But He does.
> Some of the languages don't even use spaces before or after such references
Holy Hebrew doesn't have no capital letters per se - but the Scribes
write the Names of God in bigger letters to show how important He is.
> and the proper Germans capitalize their Dogs more than their Gods anyway.
All nouns is supposed to be capitalized in German - but a lot of
subversive magazines violate that rule - particularly in your
prepositional phrases. God ain't pleased with that.
> Just because you wanna make up some englishoic rules doesn't mean that
> they have any real meaning in the big picture. I wanna see you try
> to capitalize things in ancient cuneiform.
Give me a big enough wedge and I will.
> Even on Halloween? You make him go out treat or treating?
Halloween is the devil's night out. We spend the whole day a
resisting evil.
> Do they have a buffet?
Why do you ask? I thought you only have tongues for Craig.
> I'm not protecting myself against anything, and your church has
> produced some pretty harmful folks who run around the street cramming
> handtools up peoples backsides and such.
Hand tools? Are you sure about that? Did you witness this act
personally? Was you on the receiving end of such a procedure?
> I guess your god fellow
Almighty GOD!!! Creator of Heaven and Earth - Judge of the Quick and
the Dead!!!
> isn't very good at protecting you. Therefore, my god is better
> than yours. Nyaaah Nyeany Nyeahhh!
Who is your "god"?
> You've got pictures of me and mine, and you think that returning
> in like kind would be sending me a Springer show in exchange?
Oh - not the TV show - I meant the movie.
> Is that a dis against me or is that a hint as to what's up with you
> and yours? I can see Springer doing a show titled "god
God!!!
> promised them 14 children, but he's old enough to be her grandpa and already
> drove his last wife gay!"
He didn't do that to her! She was a whore before they even met.
Satan dragged her down into lesbian hell - not Thurgood. He tried to
help her - but she wasn't interested in real redemption.
> but I don't really think you'd go and be on his stage for that, would you?
If I could preach - yes! They got a queer stage manager on there that
desperately needs to find Jesus.
> I think Sistah Moonshine would be there in a snap -- and she'd pop at least
> one boob out for the audience.
She'd be the "other woman" that had seduced both husband AND wife.
She mighta been on there already - who knows?
> Sad day when she died. They just don't make 'em like that anymore.
> <sniff>
She ate herself to death. She didn't know when to say no in the bed
room OR the kitchen - and John Waters just egged her on. He did the
same thing to Ricki Lake. Did you know they're finally a gonna cancel
her show next year?
> Do you know that there's actually a nasty rumor that Divine was
> straight!!!! Just like Rock Hudson had his private life which was
> 180-degrees from the movie image, some people are saying that the
> great and fabulous Divine used to dive muffs. Evil folks, they
> are to be soiling a legend like that!
No - she used to come to New Sodom and pay male whores to sleep with
her. She didn't never have a lot of money and often wrote them bad
checks. Dozens of people have told me about that.
> And you wonder where I get my feelings about your paranoia?
No - I know they come from the devil without even a having to ask.
> Perhaps he hasn't revealed anything to you. And I'm under an NDA,
> so you'll just have to work on him because I can't say any more.
I ain't all that interested. It was nice to see Craig's big toes. I
got a VHS copy of an old German movie about a woman that paid a whore
to straighten out her son after a fruit cake seduced him and almost
turned him completely queer. It's got weird electronical music by the
same man that made some of Alfred Hitchcock's birds squawk. It's
dubbed in English too. Is that something that would tickle your
fancy?
Deep in prayer morning, noon and night -
Reverend Mother Tucker
God's Little Lambkin
> It all depends who is looking at it. "I still remember/When 30
> was old." - DeAnna Carter"Strawberry Wine"
You'll get there soon enough - unless you catch one of the MANY
diseases that queers gets and die before that. If you do reach
thirty, hopefully you'll learn some respect for your elders. Do you
think of old Sage as an older sister - or more like a woman of the
world?
> Maybe that's one of his family's traditions. Who are you to
> insult family traditions?
I ain't insulting nothing. But the Holy Bible tells us what to do
during that feast - and that ain't it. You're supposed to blow
trumpets.
> He was talking about the Roman Catholic Church. Do try to keep
> up.
Would you stop a saying that? I keep up to suit myself - not you.
> I'm sure you would have your kids in one if the slightest
> thing that hinted of the other gender.
Kids that age is too young to get into that kinda trouble. We start a
monitoring them at age five. Say - what you do think of old Lynne
Cheney a calling her wayward daughter's sexual DIS-orientation her
sexual "preference"? I think John Kerry stung it to Our President
real good on account of his hypocrisy. He oughta step down and give
Mother Holiness the throne. That fact that he ain't yet goes to show
you he ain't really religious.
> Many women don't have a choice.
They do if they come to Our Holy Church. You may think Our Holy
Church interferes in people's lives and exerts too much control over
their decisions - but don't you think that's exactly what a lot of
people needs?
> They have to work to help pay the bills.
There is some exceptions - but that's generally true only if 1)
they're greedy or 2) they can't hold no decent husband - for whatever
reason. Either way - Church membership is the answer. We get women
out of the corporate whore house and put them back in the kitchen
where they belong. That's were a woman finds True Happiness - over a
hot stove! I know I found mine in the oven when I learned to bake
cakes.
> Many more want to work because they enjoy their jobs or like the independence > a job confers.
You mean the independence to fool around. There was a segment on 60
Minutes Sunday about successful woman that went back home to bring up
their kids. Every one of them said that was more rewarding for the
whole family.
> Yes, they were. Even the Bible says they wandered for 40
> years. And they kept getting conquered and having to move.
I keep a having to remind myself how confused you are - and how little
that expensive education of yours really taught you. Let's get back
to basics - just what is a nomad - in your opinion? How far did God's
Chosen People wander in that forty year period?
> Not necessarily. The singer is only telling someone they can
> "eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby/You can kick off all the covers
> in the middle of the night./You can sleep with the window open
> wide./Do anything as long as your by my side." Nothing about sex at
> all.
Did I say sex? No! You need to tether your mind too honey. I said
licentious behavior. Eating crackers in bed and a sleeping with the
window open are both careless activity's. You might as well invite
the vampires right in the front door and sell your baby's to the
gipsy's.
> You must get caught a lot. Or does Thurgood let you slide
> since you are helping him "carry out God's promise?"
He calls me on my FEW sins - and I atone for them.
> Well, now we know what turned her into an S/M top...
She grew up to be just like her mother. Our Holy Church coulda saved
her from that fate - but she wouldn't listen to Thurgood's gentle
persuasion.
> For some people, religion is a crutch.
That ain't True Religion then.
> And you complain about Middle Eastern countries that ban
> Christianity. You are obviously no different.
I am TOTALLY different. I don't ban the Moslems - I just shun them.
I saw one t'other day a telling her daughters about Palestine. I told
them their mama was a lying to them and that there wasn't no
Palestine. I challenged them to look on any map. Did you know that
the Arabs black out Mother Israel from their maps out of pure spite?
It's true - and I hope I gave them kids of hers some food for thought.
> So are tapes.
No for so much time. You want some tapes of Thurgood a preaching hell
fore and damnation to all sexual perverts?
> I bet your kids hate that. No candy...
Buford's too young to have no candy - and a giving kids too much makes
them all hyper and fat. In Our Holy Church people eats a sensible
diet and learns to keep fit without a going to no show off gym where
there's lots of lust sex all the time.
I'll pray for you -
Wicked though you are -
Reverend Mother Tucker
God's Best Friend
>Bard Kesnit <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message news:<mrnom05842sjoah5k...@4ax.com>...
>
>> So why hasn't God alerted you to your obvious sins?
>
>Such as what?
Lying and pride.
>My sins are all minor and fleeting.
Pride is one of the Seven Deadly Sins. Lying is #9 of the Ten
Commandments. I wouldn't say either of those are "minor and fleeting."
>I confess them to God every day
Not if you won't even admit to yourself you commit them.
>What you THINK are my sins aren't sins at all.
Lying and baseless pride are sins by any definition.
> And you obviously
>aren't washed in the Blood on account of you don't go to Church
>regularly.
I have yet to find a church here that I like. And yes, I have looked.
>No it doesn't. I already told you I never lie...
... except on days that end in "y."
>I'm also not proud.
You think everyone wants to have sex with you. That is arrogance.
>You have your face buried in
>some wet fur pie
That's just crude.
>> You are paranoid (not everyone wants to have sex with you)
>
>When did I ever say everyone wanted to have sex with me?
You seem to think lesbians follow you everywhere, drooling and
daydreaming of getting in your panties.
>I'm twenty years old and hot stuff.
And you think you aren't arrogant...
> It's expected for sex maniacs to try to
>make moves on me every now and then.
But there aren't nearly as many sex addicts as you seem to think.
>> and you have strange fantasies (the back rooms with holes in the walls).
>
>That wasn't my fantasy.
But you thought it was real.
>That was in a John Waters movie about lesbians.
Movies aren't real.
That is like saying all heterosexuals love anal sex since I saw a
poster for an NC-17 movie that involved heterosexual anal sex.
>John Waters is queer. Are you a saying he's wrong?
Maybe there is a lesbian bar with such a room. However, no lesbian I
know has ever been in one, and I know women from across the country.
>Why do the lesbians laugh at that scene and
>not jump up to protest it?
Probably because they thought the idea was so cheesy that they thought
it was funny. And if they thought everyone watching was gay, there
would be no reason to protest since everyone would know it isn't real.
Why were you watching an NC-17 movie with a group of lesbians?
>The homo sexual political lobby wants to silence all criticism of its
>MANY abuses.
Abuses (public sex, pedophilia, etc.) are one thing and should be
stopped. But you are obsessed with things that are none of your
business.
>You seem to want to shut me up too.
If you preached the truth, I wouldn't care. You don't. Instead you
preach you dark delusions of gay life gleaned from adult films.
>> Yes, we know you never have original thoughts.
>
>I do.
Better not let Thurgood or the Hickeys hear you say that. They'll have
you in a Cleansing Camp before you can blink. Can't have people
thinking!
>> So you snoop in everyone's bedroom.
>
>Not everyone's - just the people I'm instructed to watch.
Which could be anyone at any time for any reason.
>> So you won't let people commit sexual sins, but don't care
>> about other sins...
>
>We care about all real sins.
But not lying or pride.
>I never lie and I'm not proud.
Yes, you are.
>and your former ways will disgust you as much as they disgust me.
The thought of sex with someone old enough to be my grandmother
disgusts me, so I guess we're even.
>> You don't know what love is.
>
>No - that's your line.
You're right, that is a comment I use a lot to describe you.
>True Love isn't based on a bunch of licking and sucking and fingering.
You're right, love is not based on sex. That's how I know you don't
love Thurgood - your relationship with him is based only on
procreation.
True, lasting love has friendship at its root. You have said several
times that you and Thurgood are not friends, so therefore you can't be
in love with each other.
>> Yes.
>
>Are you a speaking for yourself or for Curtsybear?
Myself.
>How do you honestly believe God feels about your lesbian
>life style?
I know He loves me.
>> Strange that I couldn't find it listed...
>
>You're confused - that's why.
Not at all. I looked your church up in the Yellow Pages and didn't see
any listing for it.
>> Having unprotected sex with someone who has an STD.
>
>That isn't the only way. Diseased bodily fluids slither along the
>ground and attack people unawares.
Wrong again.
>Didn't you study biology in school?
Yes, I did. More than you did, obviously since I know that cells die
quickly when outside the body.
>There's germs everywhere.
The topic was STD's, not diseases in general. Do try to keep up.
>> Having unprotected sex with someone who is HIV+
>
>Don't down play the slither factor.
There's nothing to play down. It doesn't exist.
Bard Kesnit
Oh. I thought this lily we were talking about was sort of
metaphorical. Or is it?
> He's only 61. That ain't all that old. Craig Chilton says it's just
> like a being 35.
Tell him happy belated birthday.
> I thought you said you wasn't Jewish. You can't bring no foreskin
> into no synagogue. It ain't kosher meat!
I just laugh at the kosher-wonks these days. They went around
claiming that ostrich wasn't kosher but emu was, purely on the
basis of how many toes them birds had. You see the ridiculous
lengths people go to try to delcare something which is just fine
and dandy to be "evil"? It is as silly as worshiping a cow and
starving from b12 deficiency while juicy steaks keep walking past
the door day and night.
>> We have Acclamato soup and all gather around the Dalamations and
>> Acclaim "whooeee you shur put a lot uv hot toe-bass-koe in that ther soop!"
>> while smacking our knees with great glee.
> That ain't what you're supposed to do then.
What are we supposed to smack? Or do you think we should use
cayenne instead of tobasco?
> No. All activity's are carefully monitored and all sin is dealt with
> on the spot. Are you a talking about our Holiness Cleansing Camps?
I was still talking about the Catholic Crutch.
> I
> don't know of any three year olds that can sign up right yet - and
> with teen agers we just eradicate bad habits. Somebody's got to do
> it. All this permissive parenting with mama a working away from home
> has ruined the whole country.
But the whole country would be much better if all the mothers went
to gay bars preaching?
> No. I was just a stating a fact.
Perhaps a little time alone with the dictionary would be in order.
> My daddy always told me there ain't nothing free in this life -
> certainly not sex. If you don't pay before hand then you pay later.
Most prefer to be paid before hand, that way when the guy rolls
over and starts snoring they don't have to wait all night.
> Is that really how you feel about God's Chosen People? They wasn't
> nomads - not any of the things you described in that sentence. They
> was kings and prophets and priests and shepherds and farmers that
> served the Lord and brought morality to a pagan world. And shouldn't
> sprog be a neuter noun?
All I know is that if you've got the time to send an entire comet
shooting across the sky to announce the birth of something, perhaps
you should've taken a bit more time to knit up a nice baby blanket
instead of having the 14-year-old grunting harlot skooting him out
into used stablefloor material.
You want to neuter sproggen? All of them?
> I just pray harder whenever a stray thought tries to intrude on my
> daily Communion with Christ.
How "harder"? Do you grunt? Do you yell it out? Do you fold
yourself into a lotus position? In what way is it "harder"?
> That all depends on my mood I guess.
I suppose, keeping yourself always knocked-up, you've not had much
time for PMS, except for around now...
> Decent people doesn't use no spatula's during them special moments -
> unless MAYBE a Faith Healer says you oughta - and they wouldn't do it
> in no garage no ways. You could slip on an oil stain.
Or *CAUSE* an oil stain. Still, better there than on the white
rug in the living room. So if the spatula is not in vogue, whaddya
use, two spoons, a whisk, a melonballer, and a tenderizing mallet?
> No. They just got to sleep on their own crummy sheets if they do
> that. We have forbidden that old song "You Can Eat Crackers in My Bed
> Anytime" on account of it promotes licentious behavior. The witch
> hunts target all kinds of sin. Most of the people caught recently was
> just common sabbath breakers.
Maybe they were just confused about whether the "sabbath" was
Saturday or Sunday. Personally, I think a floating sabbath would
be more useful, so that people could be religious nutz on whichever
day suited them best.
> Don't none of us approve of the way Our President is a conducting the
> War on Militant Islam. We're Theocrats that wants to see a Holy Black
> Queen in charge of this country - not no angry rich white man. Queen
> Henrietta will paint the White House Black and rule with a scepter of
> steel.
Oh honey. I *wish* we'd get a president with a "scepter of steel".
All these viagra commercials have made me realize that the majority
of our troubles are due to the fact that the old geezers we've got
in government are tottering between unnamable torture of flaccidity
and the hangover-effects of wild and wanton drugsex. Just look at
Laura Bush's face on Mondays versus Fridays.
> Who said it was a one room apartment?
The way Beelzedette used to complain, it could've been a studio.
> There was at least three bed
> rooms, a dining room, a country kitchen and a laundry room. They kept
> Norman locked up under the sink in the laundry room so's he wouldn't
> go down in the bushes to get some nooky - and spread some of his
> viruses around while he was at it. Later they sub divided the
> different bed rooms to other people. Sunshine was long gone when I
> got there - and Rufus and Burn-a-dyke was shipped out right after
> Thurgood and me got married.
Well, that makes it as clear as mud.
> Rufus and Burn-a-dyke sometimes slept in the living room. Sunshine
> was usually caged up in the basement for a being all bratty. And it
> was Burn-a-dyke that put her there - not Thurgood. He flet sorry for
> - but the minute he tried to turn her loose Burn-a-dyke would slip him
> a mickey or something.
So Thurgood isn't able to deal with the discipline required by your
church? He's not strong enough, or is he just too leeringly devoted
to the idea of nookie 1/3 his age to remember what he's supposed
to be doing?
> That didn't never happen under that roof. They went out for that
> kinda stuff.
Beelzedette used to wail about the sperm stains on the living room
rug and such. Well, none of us took her too seriously anyway.
That's a curse for anyone who ever lived in that apartment.
> Not all the lesbians was legal. A lot of them crawled up here from
> Mexico.
Illegal lesbians! Oh my! Sounds right fun!
> That's too much either way.
But all the carrots in the carrotcake are shredded and everything
so you don't have to worry about them being used for nefarious
purposes or nothing!
> You'll feel different as you get older. Ever noticed how some older
> people feel suddenly drawn to God and religion after years of care
> free sinning. I think that'll happen to you!
So what you're saying is that the only gay folks you manage to
"convert" are too old to be having any sex anyway?
> But to be BEYOND all reproach - ain't that a pushing the envelope just
> a little for you?
Nope. I'm beyond all reproach because as a netizen I proudly post
my real name and location and I'm contactable and listed and,
therefore, responsible for everything I say. You, on the other
hand, could be chief justice Scalia pretending to be a woman and
wailing about nasty homosexuals while you live a second, hidden,
life wearing pink frilly undies under your robes.
> About that maybe.
Then you are being dishonest to pretend that the PO box proves anything.
> Crutch??? Don't you mean Church? You can't call the Church no
> crutch.
But it is! But it is! That's why you get more of them geezers
turning to it when they've exhausted their ability to think for
themselves and exactly at the time when they've lost all reasonableness
over the fear of the great unknown -- death. And then the Crutch
pounces and empties their nest egg, like a predator.
> Are they the one cup non instrumental Disciples? Our Black Queen will
> set them straight on them matters - but they can worship any way they
> wanna - as long as they worship the right God.
You got some mug shots we can use for ID?
> Have some compassion! Tell me - don't you got no religion at all?
Many religions are being used as nothing more than a sad excuse
for someone too lazy or dishonest to understand spirituality. In
fact, I've got great reverence for the spirituality in many people
who might otherwise consider themselves "religious" -- a reverence
so deep and abiding that I cannot stomach the others in this world
who use their church as a weapon, crutch, or self-aggrandizing IV
drug. So deep and abiding that I personally cannot stomach to use
the same word "religion" on these wonderful people AND the hideous,
immoral, and inhuman slugs who prey on fear and doddering elderly
populations to keep their holy waterslides greased and their
politicians endowed with power and loot.
Perhaps you've not been back here to the south recently, but what
passes for religion here is beneath the level of a scam artist --
just look at the Justice Moore brigade or the Laura Schlessinger
"I ain't a nudy-picture tramp enny more and now I git to judge you
all day long" radio idiots for examples of the sort of fetid excuses
for humans I'm talking about.
> Why don't you just forward the mail to the right person? You know how
> careless mail carriers are. It's on account of they get targetedfor
> recruitment by so many different groups during the course of their
> day.
If their god saw fit to deliver it to them, then it would've gone
to them. If my higher power can beat up their god and have
funnypapers like that dropped in my mailbox, then so be it.
> But are these memo's meant for you? Your gift was meant for me and
> only me.
Then it got to you. But that doesn't alleviate the anonymous nature
of your hidden existence. Especially when such wildly insane
characters orbit your church, one must wonder whos launching the
silly sputniks.
> Maybe I can send you some tapes. Thurgood won't let no CD burner in
> the house on account of they're associated with the devil's music.
Most technology has been promulgated to the masses via porn, sex,
drugs, and everything else you don't approve of. VHS, DVD, internet,
chat rooms, you name it, it got to the masses through their panties.
If he's all that tied in a knot about a CD burner, he'd do well to
cut the rest of technology off quick as well.
And it doesn't take a burner to have him record his sermon to the
hard drive, MP3 it, and drop it on a free site for transmission.
> Why would it wanna do that with me around to accommodate it all?
Exactly *HOW* do you "accomodate" all that extra sperm? And exactly
how did he make it, without engaging in some form of Onanism?
> No. That was the male whores in the free papers that did that - not
> us.
Oh. Seemed a bit cheap anyway, besides, I don't know how big one
is, but a dram seems to sound like an awful small amount. Would
a dram of wasabi be enough to even taste?
> I don't think they was originally intended for that purpose - but when
> you consider how people - specially foreign people - trashed public
> toilets - I'm sure them little air fresheners do spread germs.
You must trust the government more than you let on.
> Is there a Macy's in Huntsville? Didn't 'Bama fall for Bush the last
> time around?
The Alabama Macy's is called "WalMart". And Bush pretty much owns
this state, since the people here think that his giving all their
hard-earned money to rich, lazy, and fat contributors is way better
than having a president who actually gives a flinging blint about
their daily fight for a few bits of bread to feed the nineteen
children they've got from their four marriages to two of their own
sisters, one aunt, and one cousin.
> They just squirt the germs in the air. They're incubated inside the
> slithering spooge blobs.
But if we get enough low doses of antrax and such, perhaps we'll
become immune or something, right?
> But He does.
> Holy Hebrew doesn't have no capital letters per se - but the Scribes
> write the Names of God in bigger letters to show how important He is.
I used to try that in elementary school, but all *MY* teachers were
way too smart to accept a five-page report on Betsy Ross where all
the words were extry-largenized and written in crayon.
> All nouns is supposed to be capitalized in German - but a lot of
> subversive magazines violate that rule - particularly in your
> prepositional phrases. God ain't pleased with that.
So e.e.cummings is actually part of a satanic cult to keep you from
having a shiftkey fetish?
> Give me a big enough wedge and I will.
I don't think you'd appreciate a big wedgie.
> Halloween is the devil's night out. We spend the whole day a
> resisting evil.
Do you have a bomb shelter to hide in?
> Why do you ask? I thought you only have tongues for Craig.
Maybe I was going to offer to supply the buffet, not necessarily
be the consumer.
> Hand tools? Are you sure about that? Did you witness this act
> personally? Was you on the receiving end of such a procedure?
Bellzedette and her forceps were often referenced, and yet I've
not gone into hiding yet.
> Almighty GOD!!! Creator of Heaven and Earth - Judge of the Quick and
> the Dead!!!
And the QuickDead!
> Who is your "god"?
He's anonymous, just like you, but I'm pretty certain she's not you,
since you and it don't share even one whit of a tiny speck of a
possibility of a similarity.
> Oh - not the TV show - I meant the movie.
Have you seen the opera of the show? Fat ladies squealing out
Springerisms. Gotta be a hoot.
> God!!!
> He didn't do that to her! She was a whore before they even met.
> Satan dragged her down into lesbian hell - not Thurgood. He tried to
> help her - but she wasn't interested in real redemption.
She was interested in getting him to pronk her and he (and your
god) never got around to doing anything about it. Thus, he (and
He) drove her all lesbianified, right? I mean, that's your own
theory of how lesbianification happens, right?
> If I could preach - yes! They got a queer stage manager on there that
> desperately needs to find Jesus.
I don't really watch the show. Are you talking about the bald
hunky bouncer?
> She'd be the "other woman" that had seduced both husband AND wife.
> She mighta been on there already - who knows?
Maybe she does. You should ask her.
> She ate herself to death. She didn't know when to say no in the bed
> room OR the kitchen - and John Waters just egged her on. He did the
> same thing to Ricki Lake. Did you know they're finally a gonna cancel
> her show next year?
Good. The less talk shows like that the better. They're all so
depressing. Did you know that the latest survey they did showed
that all the Oprah watchers had WAY more measurable stress than
regular folks. As a settlement with the FDA she had to give away
about 500 cars to some of the worst sufferers, but they put some
pretty heavy spin on that court-ordered settlement.
> No - she used to come to New Sodom and pay male whores to sleep with
> her. She didn't never have a lot of money and often wrote them bad
> checks. Dozens of people have told me about that.
Right. These are the same folks who've been abducted by aliens
and wear tinfoil hats.
> No - I know they come from the devil without even a having to ask.
The inability to see beyond your own assuptions for the world is
a definite disability. Do you think we need to add you to the
official ADA list?
> I ain't all that interested. It was nice to see Craig's big toes. I
> got a VHS copy of an old German movie about a woman that paid a whore
> to straighten out her son after a fruit cake seduced him and almost
> turned him completely queer. It's got weird electronical music by the
> same man that made some of Alfred Hitchcock's birds squawk. It's
> dubbed in English too. Is that something that would tickle your
> fancy?
Like I said, I sent something personal and I don't think it'd be
quite equal to have you send me some silly dramadey about a little
boy who gets molested -- especially since it is probably contravened
by several child porn laws.
So I send you nice stuff and you want to send back child porn.
Don't you think this'd be quite the OPPOSITE of what you keep
preaching about the sinfulness and wantonness of the gay folk and
the snowwhite holiness of yourself?
--
"The marksman hitteth the mark partly by pulling, partly by letting go."
- Egyptian proverb
> Lying and pride.
I don't never lie and I ain't never proud. You must be a thinking
about somebody else. Either that or your fog of confusion has got you
all socked in again.
> Pride is one of the Seven Deadly Sins.
And just who came up with the idea of Seven Deadly Sins?
> Lying is #9 of the Ten Commandments.
Wrong again. That's a bearing false witness.
> I wouldn't say either of those are "minor and fleeting."
Me neither - but those ain't my sins. I confess my sins and God
forgives them. They're so puny I don't even discuss them.
> Not if you won't even admit to yourself you commit them.
God ain't interested in no heathen's opinion of His faithful Children.
> Lying and baseless pride are sins by any definition.
But I don't never lie and I ain't proud. So I ain't got nothing to
worry about.
> I have yet to find a church here that I like. And yes, I have looked.
I'm sure you have. The trouble is - God doesn't say "look for a
Church" - He says don't forsake the assembly of the brethren. You're
just a window shopper. You wouldn't go to the right kind of Church no
way on account of it would preach against your evil life style.
> ... except on days that end in "y."
They all end in a y - and I don't NEVER lie - not at all. I used to
tell little fibs to my daddy when I was a kid but then he whooped me
and now I always tell the God's Honest Truth.
> You think everyone wants to have sex with you. That is arrogance.
I didn't never say that. I'll admit that of all the sick lesbians I
see in this town only a few wants to have sex with me. Is that
better? Well - here's more - a whole lot more perverted men than
women wants to have their way with me. I kick them or spray them with
pepper spray when they get fresh with me too - so don't tell me I'm a
lying OR a discriminating. It's just that the lesbians that comes on
to me make me so sick with all of their slobbering and a drooling.
Don't they know that's NASTY???
> That's just crude.
I don't think so. There's a restaurant around here that serves
something they call fur pie. I think it's some kind of key lime pie.
The lesbians just love it.
> You seem to think lesbians follow you everywhere, drooling and
> daydreaming of getting in your panties.
Some of them does - but I didn't never say it was ALLL lesbians. See
how you twist my plain words around all the time? And some of the
lesbians wants to get a hold of my booby's - not what's in my panty's.
> And you think you aren't arrogant...
I KNOW I ain't arrogant. I AM hot stuff. Everybody says so.
> But there aren't nearly as many sex addicts as you seem to think.
Hah! When's the last time you was in New Sodom girl? This place is a
CRAWLING with them. You ain't got enough white wash to go around out
here - so you might as well just leave it at home. The first thing
the lesbians out here would do to you is try to recruit you into group
tantra.
> But you thought it was real.
Are you sure there ain't no such places nowheres on earth?
> Movies aren't real.
Some is more realistic than others. His are real popular. The things
he shows in them resonate with certain people - freaks mostly. I
think a lot of them is real.
> That is like saying all heterosexuals love anal sex since I saw a
> poster for an NC-17 movie that involved heterosexual anal sex.
What movie was that? Did you know that hardly any movies is actually
rated NC-17? That's box office poison. Do you have any theremin
records around the house? They use the theremin in a lot of
compositions to suggest confusion and disorientation.
> Maybe there is a lesbian bar with such a room.
Then stop attacking me for a pointing that out if you please!
> However, no lesbian I know has ever been in one, and I know women from across > the country.
I don't think they tell you everything. They don't admit to a going
to orgy's and a drinking no blood neither most of them - do they?
> Probably because they thought the idea was so cheesy that they thought
> it was funny. And if they thought everyone watching was gay, there
> would be no reason to protest since everyone would know it isn't real.
They sure protested "Basic Instinct" didn't they? What's the
difference?
> Why were you watching an NC-17 movie with a group of lesbians?
[Theremin a playing.] Who said it was NC-17? Who said I was a
watching it with anybody - or at all? I read about it and then
reviwed that particular scene to see what it was like. It made me
sick to my stomach. There's this woman that's a trying to take a leak
in a public toilet - always a dangerous place when any queers is
involved - and these hands come under the stall and a big booby comes
thru a hole in the wall for her to suck.
> Abuses (public sex, pedophilia, etc.) are one thing and should be
> stopped. But you are obsessed with things that are none of your
> business.
God called me to preach against homo sexual depravity in all of its
many and varied forms.
> If you preached the truth, I wouldn't care.
I ALWAYS preach the Gospel Truth. You're just too confused to
recognize it for what it is. Poor baby. You need help!
> You don't.
I do - ALLLLL the time!
> Instead you preach you dark delusions of gay life gleaned from adult films.
But I don't watch adult films. I just read Brother Phinehas' reviews.
I don't got no dark delusions about the queer life style. I see the
hidden under side that you all don't want nobody to see nor tell
about.
> Better not let Thurgood or the Hickeys hear you say that. They'll have
> you in a Cleansing Camp before you can blink. Can't have people
> thinking!
It's alright if you think the RIGHT kinda thoughts. Your problem is
that you let your mind dwell on fur pies and other forbidden things.
> Which could be anyone at any time for any reason.
No - probably not now that I'm a mother - but if people ain't got
nothing to hide they ain't got nothing to worry about - do they?
> But not lying or pride.
Oh yes - them too. They're wicked. That's why I avoid them
completely. I always tell the Honest Truth and always humble myself
before God and man.
> Yes, you are.
No babe - you're all confused again. [Theremin a playing.] Have a
cup of Black coffee and you'll come to your senses soon enough.
> The thought of sex with someone old enough to be my grandmother
> disgusts me, so I guess we're even.
No. There ain't nothing wrong with intergenerational marriage. Older
men is real nice to you if you just treat them right - and they take
such good care of you too!
> You're right, that is a comment I use a lot to describe you.
Well that's wrong. I know what True Love is. You only know profane
dog lust - lesbian style.
> You're right, love is not based on sex.
So give up the wicked sex and REPENT!!!
> That's how I know you don't love Thurgood - your relationship with him is
> based only on procreation.
There's so much more to it than that - but that is the purpose of sex.
> True, lasting love has friendship at its root.
Not according to the Holy Bible nor no traditional marriage manual.
I'm an old fashioned girl.
> You have said several times that you and Thurgood are not friends,
We're husband and wife. You can't begin to understand the special
bond between us.
> so therefore
Ain't that redundant?
> you can't be in love with each other.
In your CONFUSED logic that must somehow make sense - but in the real
world it doesn't make none at all.
> Myself.
How can you say you're above reproach with all the things - and people
- that you've done in your life? I call that pride.
> I know He loves me.
True - but He hates your sin. He's a holding His hand out to you a
waiting for you to renounce it. If you don't act soon - He's a gonna
swat it away like a gnat.
> Not at all. I looked your church up in the Yellow Pages and didn't see
> any listing for it.
How come old Booger Picker found it in no time then?
> Wrong again.
I ain't wrong. I seen the slithering spooge blobs a crawling along
the ground and even attacking people. Same goes for smegma worms.
> Yes, I did. More than you did, obviously since I know that cells die
> quickly when outside the body.
Is that why people catch VD off of toilet seats every day?
> The topic was STD's, not diseases in general. Do try to keep up.
You can catch warts off of ceramic tile. How come them viruses don't
die once they leave the body? What about cold and flu droplets in the
air?
> There's nothing to play down. It doesn't exist.
Trust me - it does.
I'll pray for your poor confused mind -
Reverend Mother Tucker
God's Truest Christian
> You think John Waters movies reflect reality????
Queer reality - yes!
> I doubt if he thinks they do.
When Divine ate dog doo that was a metaphor for all the nasty rimming
that queers does. From what I hear she had just put her uncircumcised
son's thing in her mouth but got interrupted by a transvestoid a
coming out of the closet. Them's all powerful synmbols for queer sex
acts.
> I mean, take the scene in _Pecker_
I'd rather not.
> where a black guy's middle-class parents find him in a gay bar, working as a > dancer. One of them says, "I knew it - he's gay." The guy says he's *not*
> gay: "The queers give *me* blow jobs; I don't given ones." The
> rationalization is so outrageous that lots of people just laugh watching it. > Nobody takes it seriously.
I think they should. That's how a whole lotta queers passes for
straight - by a being the tops in the sexual equation. They can still
pick up and SPREAD diseases. That makes them queer.
Deep in prayer all day long -
Reverend Mother Tucker
God's Gospel Witness
> I don't never lie
Liar.
Lurlean lie #1:
He goes to one [orgy] every day I hear
news:7908c278.03101...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #2:
you're evil and go to orgy's [sic] all the time.
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Lurlean Lie #3:
Otherwise you wouldn't go to orgy's [sic] all the time the way you do.
news:7908c278.0310...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #4:
When [curtsybear] has a problem he turns to either "Loving Someone Gay" or "The
Satanic Bible".
news:7908c278.0310...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #5:
He goes to orgy's with five other men all the time and after they get thru
screwing around they sit around in their hot tub talking about ways to hurt me.
news:7908c278.03101...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #6:
I am just posting stuff he claimed himself.
news:7908c278.03101...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #7:
Bill Baker is all "for" queers and defends everything they do no matter how
horrible or disgusting it is - even felching
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Lurlean Lie #8:
Your poor brain. It didn't survive all the dope you took.
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Lurlean Lie #9:
Sodomy is more important to you than anything else.
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Lurlean Lie #10:
I'm sure old Curt-See-Bare (deep throats) all the time.
news:7908c278.03101...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #11:
I KNOW you do it at least to the shack up lover boy you call your hubby.
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Lurlean Lie #12:
"Homo's are all play and no work. They get jobs only to recruit and gather
support from other deviants such as your whores and dope addicts."
news:7908c278.0312...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #13:
You signed the gay agenda and you serve the devil every way you can.
news:7908c278.0312...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #14:
Sometimes the ground opens up beneath gay bars and swallows them clean up.
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Lurlean Lie #15:
"You'd KILL me if you could - I know it."
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Lurlean Lie #16:
"Well, you and old orgy going Bill Baker only know perfect queers"
news:7908c278.0402...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #17:
Bill Baker loves to hang out in gay bars and show off for compliments.
news:7908c278.04040...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #18:
He's a closet Hindu that's infiltrated the Lutheran Church with all his Satanic
doctrines in order to pull it down.
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Lurlean Lie #19:
"A lot of the lezzy's drinks or cooks with menstrual blood."
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Lurlean Lie #20:
"Bill Baker hates the Black people and their sacred tongue too."
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Lurlean Lie #21:
"he says he believes souls come to earth from other planets."
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #22:
"They call his name out at orgy's in at least three different states."
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #23:
"Bill Baker is in the pop Hindu cult."
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
Lurlean Lie #24:
"he goes to orgy's all over the country"
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Lurlean Lie #25:
"He talks to people on this thread about a doing me harm."
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Lurlean Lie #26:
"This refers to Curtsybear's claim"
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Lurlean Lie #27:
"In the dictionary of psychology your picture is prominently featured in the
'repressed memory's' section."
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Lurlean Lie #28:
"All lesbians hate men."
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Lurlean Lie #29:
"The city gave Thurgood an award for a doing that (destroying public
property)."
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Lurlean Lie #30:
"She's (Mother Hickey) on it (the presidential ballot) in Florida."
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--
Funny Lurlean quote #28:
"God is a watching your butt hole at all times and will note ANY disobedience of
His laws."
I'll try to answer you real soon Curtsybear. Right now we're
defending the house against a flock of crazed clothes moths sent to
attack us by a coven of Satan's warlocks back east. With the Bible we
will prevail!
I'll pray for you -
Your Friend on the Inside (of God's Kingdom) -
Mother Lurlean
>Bard Kesnit <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote in message news:<vbfrm0l9mdpbv5glu...@4ax.com>...
>
>> It all depends who is looking at it. "I still remember/When 30
>> was old." - DeAnna Carter"Strawberry Wine"
>
>You'll get there soon enough
It's a song.
>If you do reach thirty, hopefully you'll learn some respect for your elders.
I have a great deal of respect for my elders.
> Do you think of old Sage as an older sister - or more like a woman of the
>world?
Neither. I think of her as the love of my life. There isn't
that much of an age difference between us.
>> He was talking about the Roman Catholic Church. Do try to keep
>> up.
>
>Would you stop a saying that?
No, because I keep hoping you will learn to follow a
conversation. If I keep pointing out when you go off topic, maybe
you'll start paying attention to what we actually say rather than what
you want us to say.
>> I'm sure you would have your kids in one if the slightest
>> thing that hinted of the other gender.
>
>Kids that age are too young to get into that kind of trouble.
Not at all. What if your daughter would rather play with toy
cars rather than dolls? My 3-year old cousin already plays house, so
kids that young do know what they are interested in doing.
>Say - what you do think of old Lynne
>Cheney a calling her wayward daughter's sexual orientation her
>sexual "preference"?
It's a term often used. Somewhat outdated, but still in use.
When Mary came out, that term was common. Her mother probably got into
the habit of calling it a "preference." Old habits are hard to break.
>He ought to step down and give
>Mother Holiness the throne. That fact that he hasn't yet goes to show
>you he isn't really religious.
He probably doesn't even know who she is.
>> Many women don't have a choice.
>
>They do if they come to Our Holy Church.
But since so few people know your church exists, we come back
to my original comment. Many women don't have a choice.
> You may think Our Holy
>Church interferes in people's lives and exerts too much control over
>their decisions - but don't you think that's exactly what a lot of
>people need?
No. A sign of maturity is being willing to make your own
decisions and live with your mistakes. By making someone else's
decisions for them, you never allow them to grow up.
>> They have to work to help pay the bills.
>
>There is some exceptions - but that's generally true only if 1)
>they're greedy or 2) they can't hold a decent husband
Or their boyfriend/husband ran off on them. Or the woman and
her boyfriend/husband are working minimum wage jobs because those are
the only jobs they could find. Or their kid is sick.
>We get women out of the corporate whore house and put them back in the kitchen
>where they belong.
And what do you do when they accidentally poison their husband
because they are a terrible cook?
> That's were a woman finds True Happiness - over a
>hot stove!
Yes, some women are very good professional chefs. I've met
some who can make a pastry that just melts in your mouth...
>> Many more want to work because they enjoy their jobs or like the independence
>> a job confers.
>
>You mean the independence to fool around.
No, I mean the independence they receive because they are not
reliant on a man for their livelihood. I said nothing about sleeping
around, nor was that inferred. A woman can have a job, date, and still
be saving herself for marriage.
>> Yes, they were. Even the Bible says they wandered for 40
>> years. And they kept getting conquered and having to move.
>
>I keep a having to remind myself how confused you are - and how little
>that expensive education of yours really taught you. Let's get back
>to basics - just what is a nomad - in your opinion? How far did God's
>Chosen People wander in that forty year period?
You really have no sense of humor, do you?
>> Not necessarily. The singer is only telling someone they can
>> "eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby/You can kick off all the covers
>> in the middle of the night./You can sleep with the window open
>> wide./Do anything as long as your by my side." Nothing about sex at
>> all.
>
>Did I say sex? No!
That is what "licentious behavior" means...
>Eating crackers in bed and a sleeping with the
>window open are both careless activities. You might as well invite
>the vampires right in the front door
That's why you put screens on the windows. Keeps the
mosquitoes out.
>> For some people, religion is a crutch.
>
>That isn't True Religion then.
Did I say it was? cb wasn't talking about your church at the
time.
>> And you complain about Middle Eastern countries that ban
>> Christianity. You are obviously no different.
>
>I am TOTALLY different. I don't ban the Moslems - I just shun them.
"but they can worship any way they wanna - as long as they worship the
right God."
You are no different than Muslim countries which ban
Christianity.
>I saw one the other day a telling her daughters about Palestine. I told
>them their mama was lying to them and that there isn't a Palestine.
Not anymore. Not since the land was taken away from the
Palestinians and given to the Israelis. How do you know the mother
wasn't giving her kids a history lesson?
>> So are tapes.
>
>No for so much time.
Tapes of any sort are hard to come by, but that wasn't the
point. I remember seeing 2 Live Crew's first album on tape. If that
wasn't the devil's music, I don't know what is!
>> I bet your kids hate that. No candy...
>
>Buford's too young to have candy
By "your kids," I meant all the kids in your church. Guess I
wasn't too clear.
>learn to keep fit without going to a show off gym
Sure, you can run in the streets. Or you can set up a home
gym.
Bard Kesnit
You mean the fundamentalist Xian sect introduced by anthropologist
James Mooney? No, Bard was more thinking of the plains tribes, what
with sacred transvestites and all. There are also numerous marriages
in the Bible that these tribes would disapprove of. Abraham marrying
his sister, for one. Adam marrying his clone, for another. Not to
mention all the cousin marriages.
> No One <no...@nospam.pacbell.net> wrote in message
> news:<m33c0j7...@nospam.pacbell.net>...
>
>> You think John Waters movies reflect reality????
>
> Queer reality - yes!
In that case, your reality is queer reality.
>> I doubt if he thinks they do.
>
> When Divine ate dog doo that was a metaphor for all the nasty rimming
> that queers does. From what I hear she had just put her uncircumcised
> son's thing in her mouth but got interrupted by a transvestoid a coming
> out of the closet. Them's all powerful synmbols for queer sex acts.
In your imagination.
>> I mean, take the scene in _Pecker_
>
> I'd rather not.
>
>> where a black guy's middle-class parents find him in a gay bar, working
>> as a dancer. One of them says, "I knew it - he's gay." The guy says
>> he's *not* gay: "The queers give *me* blow jobs; I don't given ones."
>> The rationalization is so outrageous that lots of people just laugh
>> watching it. Nobody takes it seriously.
>
> I think they should. That's how a whole lotta queers passes for
> straight - by a being the tops in the sexual equation. They can still
> pick up and SPREAD diseases. That makes them queer.
Agreed, but that's what makes the scene so ridiculous.
> Deep in prayer all day long -
>
>
> Reverend Mother Fucker
> God's Gospel Witless
--
Funny Sister Lurlean quote #12:
"The important thing to know is whether the different candidates is
circumcised." --Lurlean makes her final decision as she approaches the ballot
box.